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(The Hollywood Gossip)   Snooki speaks about pregnant sex and the horny little sex cheerleader in her womb. Information to the right. Nightmares in your psyche   (thehollywoodgossip.com) divider line 28
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2012-06-28 07:55:21 AM  
Really, though, compared to what many Farkers consider to be hot Snookie is a stone cold fox.
 
2012-06-28 08:14:01 AM  
Stay classy, Nicole...
 
2012-06-28 09:17:35 AM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vomit tastes so good in the morning...
 
2012-06-28 09:22:05 AM  
"I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.
 
2012-06-28 09:27:59 AM  
The scariest part? The orange-skinned hellionette is not trolling.
 
2012-06-28 09:45:10 AM  
DNRTFA. Has it been translated to English from the original Oompa-Loompa?
 
2012-06-28 09:46:58 AM  
i981.photobucket.com

/DRTFA
 
2012-06-28 10:00:38 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.


my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.
 
2012-06-28 10:15:24 AM  

TheYeti: Really, though, compared to what many Farkers consider to be hot Snookie is a stone cold fox.


img651.imageshack.us

I looked. Why did I look?
 
2012-06-28 10:17:28 AM  

frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.


Yeah, that's a standing offer around here, too. It's very nice to wake up to someone you love doing nice things to your body.
 
2012-06-28 10:34:32 AM  

ZeroCorpse: frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.

Yeah, that's a standing offer around here, too. It's very nice to wake up to someone you love doing nice things to your body.


I had an ex that would wake me up in college with a BJ. I miss that in the mornings. Better than coffee!
 
2012-06-28 11:03:44 AM  
None of those quotes seem all that cringeworthy to me. *shrug*
 
2012-06-28 11:56:02 AM  

groppet: ZeroCorpse: frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.

Yeah, that's a standing offer around here, too. It's very nice to wake up to someone you love doing nice things to your body.

I had an ex that would wake me up in college with a BJ. I miss that in the mornings. Better than coffee!


I've tried that on a couple BF's. I usually get swatted while they grumble and roll over. >:(
 
2012-06-28 12:14:24 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I looked. Why did I look?


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 12:21:51 PM  

KiplingKat872: groppet: ZeroCorpse: frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.

Yeah, that's a standing offer around here, too. It's very nice to wake up to someone you love doing nice things to your body.

I had an ex that would wake me up in college with a BJ. I miss that in the mornings. Better than coffee!

I've tried that on a couple BF's. I usually get swatted while they grumble and roll over. >:(


There are two possible explanations:

1). Inadvertent biting was involved.

2). They're playing for the other team,unbeknownst to you.


Otherwise, I don't see why it would be a problem.
 
2012-06-28 01:30:32 PM  

Apos: KiplingKat872: groppet: ZeroCorpse: frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.

Yeah, that's a standing offer around here, too. It's very nice to wake up to someone you love doing nice things to your body.

I had an ex that would wake me up in college with a BJ. I miss that in the mornings. Better than coffee!

I've tried that on a couple BF's. I usually get swatted while they grumble and roll over. >:(

There are two possible explanations:

1). Inadvertent biting was involved.

2). They're playing for the other team,unbeknownst to you.


Otherwise, I don't see why it would be a problem.


It depends how bad you have to pee...
 
2012-06-28 01:35:35 PM  

frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.


Is she very particular about it being you?
 
2012-06-28 01:35:44 PM  

Apos: KiplingKat872: groppet: ZeroCorpse: frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.

Yeah, that's a standing offer around here, too. It's very nice to wake up to someone you love doing nice things to your body.

I had an ex that would wake me up in college with a BJ. I miss that in the mornings. Better than coffee!

I've tried that on a couple BF's. I usually get swatted while they grumble and roll over. >:(

There are two possible explanations:

1). Inadvertent biting was involved.

2). They're playing for the other team,unbeknownst to you.


Otherwise, I don't see why it would be a problem.


i don't know about you guys, but when i wake up in the morning...... I HAVE TO PEEEEE. i have warned my wife about that. ladies, unless you want a refreshing piss beverage, perhaps let your man go to the bathroom before morning bj's.
 
2012-06-28 01:37:03 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.

Is she very particular about it being you?


well, since we always sleep together, i surely hope so.
 
2012-06-28 01:49:46 PM  
Subby, you owe me a new keyboard.

(I threw up on it.)
 
2012-06-28 01:57:20 PM  

frepnog: Uchiha_Cycliste: frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.

Is she very particular about it being you?

well, since we always sleep together, i surely hope so.


zipmeme.com =D
 
2012-06-28 02:04:13 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: frepnog: Uchiha_Cycliste: frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.

Is she very particular about it being you?

well, since we always sleep together, i surely hope so.

[zipmeme.com image 550x340] =D


nope. no chance. none whatever.
 
2012-06-28 02:19:51 PM  

frepnog: Uchiha_Cycliste: frepnog: Uchiha_Cycliste: frepnog: Sock Ruh Tease: "I'll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I'm actually having sex. Jionni's like, doing it with me as I'm sleeping"

So she likes being raped while sleeping. Good to know.

my wife likes that. in fact, she tells me to do it when ever.

it's pretty fun.

Is she very particular about it being you?

well, since we always sleep together, i surely hope so.

[zipmeme.com image 550x340] =D

nope. no chance. none whatever.



but... but... but you said...
 
2012-06-28 03:04:59 PM  
Did anyone else notice the baby faces on her knee caps?
 
2012-06-28 04:55:11 PM  
Please give birth to an alien chest buster so we can be donw with you!!
 
2012-06-28 09:04:15 PM  
 
2012-06-28 09:07:53 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Did anyone else notice the baby faces on her knee caps?


I initially read that as "baby feces" due to my severe allergies.
 
2012-06-28 09:19:21 PM  
Look at that, subtard farked something else up. Isn't it, "information to the left", with the comments on the right?

/my contempt for subtard continues
 
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