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(Stuff.co.nz)   Four-year-old plays with computer, spots an old train on an auction site, promptly bids $29,990   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 37
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2012-06-28 08:56:47 AM
it better be a Lionel.
 
2012-06-28 08:59:31 AM
In before the self righteous parents come in saying it served the mother right for allowing her kid to be on the computer
 
2012-06-28 08:59:34 AM
This is sort of a non-story.

"Child does something. Mother begs forgiveness. Stupid newspaper jokes."
 
2012-06-28 09:00:42 AM
Was the listing from Sodor? I hear those trains talk at least.
 
2012-06-28 09:01:21 AM
Been there, done that. My child bought porn on my television (through on-demand feature). I put a lock on my on-demand features. Live and learn.
 
2012-06-28 09:01:41 AM
Just goes to show you... NEVER take them out of the box.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-28 09:04:37 AM
Is "old train" the new lemon party?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-06-28 09:06:11 AM
rjakobi: Was the listing from Sodor? I hear those trains talk at least.

One does not simply talk in Sodor.
 
2012-06-28 09:08:17 AM
thenewmissus: Been there, done that. My child bought porn on my television (through on-demand feature). I put a lock on my on-demand features. Live and learn.

Was it any good?
 
2012-06-28 09:09:08 AM
thenewmissus: Been there, done that. My child bought porn on my television (through on-demand feature). I put a lock on my on-demand features. Live and learn.

uh huh.
 
2012-06-28 09:09:48 AM
GoodyearPimp: thenewmissus: Been there, done that. My child bought porn on my television (through on-demand feature). I put a lock on my on-demand features. Live and learn.

Was it any good?


To teach you a lesson son, you're going to sit right here and watch me masturbate to this porn.
 
2012-06-28 09:09:58 AM
MacKenzie said: "I find it fascinating, because when you bid on something you have to click two or three times to confirm. The child has to be exceptionally bright if they can read all that."

Or he just realized that to continue, people seem to click the big blue button...
 
2012-06-28 09:12:50 AM
vudukungfu

it better be a Lionel.

That always reminds me of this scene:

The Groove Tube (1974) - Memorable quoteswww.imdb.com/title/tt0071583/quotesCached - Similar

That sounds like a train, I'm gonna do a "non-stop" on you choo-choo. ...
 
2012-06-28 09:15:08 AM
It served the mother right for allowing her kid to be on the computer.

Not a parent, so JoeyJoJo has no jurisdiction here. Besides, that's the worst name I ever heard.
 
2012-06-28 09:15:26 AM
Toddler-like typing detected...
 
2012-06-28 09:18:41 AM
Hey, whats wrong with Joey jo-jo?
 
2012-06-28 09:23:01 AM
Freudian Slit

Toddler-like typing detected...

not amused
www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-06-28 09:23:11 AM
In case your child wants to bid, here is the link:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-collectables/automotive-transport/t r ains/auction-488088955.htm
 
2012-06-28 09:26:18 AM
 
2012-06-28 09:26:19 AM
GoodyearPimp: thenewmissus: Been there, done that. My child bought porn on my television (through on-demand feature). I put a lock on my on-demand features. Live and learn.

Was it any good?


I didn't watch it with her.....Actually, I noticed them while looking up my bill (I worked for the cable company at the time). I couldn't figure out how the pornos appeared. They were ordered on a Sunday around church service time. Then I realized that on the particular Sunday they were ordered, I had a migraine. I was medicated and asleep when she ordered them. Sneaky little buzzard isn't she?
 
2012-06-28 09:28:06 AM
How hard can it be? My cat figured out how to buy a video from Amazon.
 
2012-06-28 09:29:35 AM
LordOfThePings: rjakobi: Was the listing from Sodor? I hear those trains talk at least.

One does not simply talk in Sodor.


www.gameofthrones.tv
 
2012-06-28 09:30:03 AM
Ok, Poop coming out
 
2012-06-28 09:32:26 AM
I can understand that, friends of mine have a kid that age who'd love to have how own set of trains
 
2012-06-28 09:54:43 AM
newton: MacKenzie said: "I find it fascinating, because when you bid on something you have to click two or three times to confirm. The child has to be exceptionally bright if they can read all that."

Or he just realized that to continue, people seem to click the big blue button...


My 4 year old nephew managed to figure out his mom's password and buy $40 worth of Angry Bords stuff - Anything is possible
 
2012-06-28 09:59:58 AM
My cats sold our dog on eBay.
 
PJ-
2012-06-28 10:08:55 AM
Dick Gozinya: Hey, whats wrong with Joey jo-jo?

i.imgur.com

Should answer some questions
 
2012-06-28 10:22:28 AM
loonatic112358: I can understand that, friends of mine have a kid that age who'd love to have how own set of trains

They aren't that expensive...

My dad collects Lionel.

Can get expensive if you're a collector (he's only got half of the pre-WWII cars and doesn't expect to find any more for a price he's willing to pay), but he finds workable $5 cars all the time that he fixes up with paint and whatnot to turn around for $10.

As long as the kid isn't a snob they can hit up trains shows and probably get some free + crazy cheap extra track and cheap cars, couple other accessories and there you go. Plus if the kid gets really into the mechanics behind trains 'cause of it, win win. You could buy a cheap set new but hell, spring for the stuff that'll last for years and years if properly taken care of.
 
2012-06-28 10:25:28 AM
My son has been using computers since he was three (four now). He only uses Chrome, which doesn't have any logins or anything saved, since I'm on Firefox. He does watch some questionable stuff on Youtube, though (and he has ordered PPV porn too).
 
2012-06-28 11:09:03 AM
"I'm really sorry," an email to Trade Me from smiley134 said. "My 4-year-old was playing and placed a bid, I don't actually want to buy the train, can my bid please be removed?"

Dear mom,
No.
Enjoy your new train.
 
2012-06-28 12:47:58 PM
What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train - which I could also afford?
 
2012-06-28 02:06:06 PM
Not only did this punk put his mom out for $29,990 worth of hooking, but that little bastard beat my $28,000 bid by sniping me with less than 10 seconds left in the auction.
Turns out it's a relief, though, because I have neither the time nor the inclination to do $28,000 worth of hooking. No customers either.
 
2012-06-28 02:10:13 PM
Woo-woo!!!!


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-28 03:27:18 PM
This happened to my wife a few weeks back. She has been at the computer, and left it open while she was getting dinner ready. My 4 year old jumps up, and within 5 minutes, he had her Facebook account loaded and had bought $20 worth of credits for one of those Farmville-type games. We looked afterwards, and he would have had to click through 3 or 4 links to complete the purchase. Not hard to do for an inquisitive little guy.
 
2012-06-28 03:52:46 PM
"What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train -- which I could also afford?"

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-28 05:03:08 PM
I'd have slapped the "unlikely" tag onto this, but that could just be me.
 
2012-06-29 06:51:10 AM
In other news, the Greater Wellington Regional Council got a free national advertisement to sell an old junk train, with price that they will happily take included.
 
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