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(Mediabistro)   CNN has worst ratings quarter since 1991. Apparently 21 straight years of war coverage is finally growing a bit stale   ( divider line
    More: Fail, CNN, Anderson Cooper 360, Erin Burnett, Piers Morgan Tonight  
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1592 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jun 2012 at 8:50 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-28 10:04:43 AM  
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DubyaHater: Sex sells. God help me, I can't stop looking at the blonde, right-wing women on that channel. I couldn't care less about what they're saying. I just like looking at beautiful women, especially crazy, beautiful women. CNN has Soledad O'Brien, that's it....and she seems too sane for me.

If stepford wives are your thing, then I guess you're all set.

Personally, I find them all sort of repulsive. They have fake hair, lying faces, and no scruples. Many of them seem to have an I.Q. hovering around that of an exceptionally bright turnip or a slow trout.

I think what you're turned on by is the presence of halfway-decent legs in stockings. That must be it, because that's their only redeeming feature, and it, too, is a lie. Stockings make any decent pair of legs look good. It's what they're made to do.

Otherwise, I am forced to believe you like blonde, nasty, fake women with snotty attitudes and vacant stares. I have to believe that you can do better.
2012-06-28 09:02:37 AM  
1 vote:
So despite the girl with the rack who tilts her head, the girl with the rack who rolls her eyes, the fake hipster chick with the fake glasses, the guy from the gay men's site and that guy with the crazy english accent that provides expert commentary on both royal celebrations and the EU collapse with the same hyperbolic enthusiasm their numbers are still down?

Time to hire bring in a dancing bear and Snooki.
2012-06-28 09:02:25 AM  
1 vote:
CNN needs more cowbell.
2012-06-28 08:53:02 AM  
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Coming up: What do our low ratings mean to Twitter followers? We'll ask noted Spice Girl Mel B for her informed take.
2012-06-28 08:35:26 AM  
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Babwa Wawa: I find it unfathomable that people turn to television to get their news anymore.

Tuning to CNN for news is as futile as turning to the History Channel for history or MTV for music.
2012-06-28 07:43:53 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, that and the fact that they are getting their asses handed to them on a daily basis by Fox News.
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