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(TMZ)   Paris Hilton got banged up last night   (tmz.com) divider line 17
    More: Obvious, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, paparazzi, bodyguards, arrest warrants  
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7694 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Jun 2012 at 7:44 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-28 07:46:35 AM
You'd think she would have the money to hire intimidating looking bouncers and not Pedro.
 
2012-06-28 07:48:37 AM
You're over 30, Paris. We've moved on.
 
2012-06-28 07:51:17 AM
Why the hell are photogs still following her around? She's not even news or has a new sex tape out or anything...
 
2012-06-28 07:52:20 AM
Buttsecks!

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Is Paris wearing a strap on?
 
2012-06-28 07:54:47 AM

ChrisDe: You're over 30, Paris. We've moved on.


Personally I don't even remember what Paris Hilton is anymore. Is it city or hotel? No idea ¯\(°_o)/¯
 
2012-06-28 08:01:59 AM
With her huge feet, you would need a bulldozer to knock her over.
 
2012-06-28 08:21:52 AM
So?
 
2012-06-28 08:36:01 AM

ChrisDe: You're over 30, Paris. We've moved on.


To be fair. This doesn't look like an instance of Paris Hilton being an AW. More like an instance of the papparazzi being the marrow-sucking parasites that they are.

/feels the same way about papparazzi that Bill Hicks thinks about marketers and advertisers
 
2012-06-28 08:41:10 AM
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I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
 
2012-06-28 09:00:44 AM
I mean really, does anyone care what this idiot does anymore????
 
2012-06-28 09:06:49 AM

LawPD: [ll-media.tmz.com image 480x720]


I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts


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Reminds me of this guy
 
2012-06-28 09:10:36 AM
Ummm... that looks shopped
 
2012-06-28 09:34:18 AM

MAYORBOB: Buttsecks!

[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x599]

Is Paris wearing a strap on?


Worst lap dance EVER!!!!!
 
2012-06-28 09:51:48 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: Ummm... that looks shopped


I agree, something about the pixels.
 
2012-06-28 09:14:02 PM
I want to play the Scrambled Celebrity game in the sidebar instead.
 
2012-06-28 09:17:33 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I want to play the Scrambled Celebrity game in the sidebar instead.


Well never mind. I've never heard of most of those people.
 
2012-06-28 10:46:41 PM
And still she manages to keep her legs spread.
 
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