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(WWSB ABC 7)   Tip for Florida residents: If you drop your gun in a fight and the other guy grabs it and runs away, it may not be a good idea to chase the guy and yell at him to give the gun back   ( divider line
    More: Florida, false imprisonments, tags, Manatee County  
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2012-06-28 08:55:47 AM  
He shot michael yarn? now how will the knitters make sweaters with three arms and no neck hole?
2012-06-28 08:55:53 AM  
Another victory for the Stand Your Ground law!
2012-06-28 08:56:43 AM  
He was arrested in Manatee County in 2009 and charged with False Imprisonment of Child Under Age 13 and Sexual Battery.

I don't think the Stand Your Ground defense is going to work here.
2012-06-28 08:58:32 AM  
Because, man, it's gone.
2012-06-28 09:00:16 AM  
At first I was like

Then I Rotololed
2012-06-28 09:00:58 AM  
Yarn was armed and during the scuffle, but his gun fell to the floor.

What the fark kind of cut-rate hack journalism is this!?
2012-06-28 09:02:20 AM  
2012-06-28 09:02:56 AM  
No, you can't have your gun back! But here are the bullets!
2012-06-28 09:04:04 AM  
2012-06-28 09:04:07 AM  
Is that you George Zimmerman?

//lived in Manatee County
///had as crooked sheriff for many years
////the sheriff busted his own apartment complex for drugs
2012-06-28 09:06:02 AM  
2012-06-28 09:31:08 AM  
Man, Steve-O needs to find a new line of work.

Dude, he('s gonna be breakin') Rocks!
2012-06-28 09:39:34 AM  

masercot: Another victory for the Stand Your Ground law!

This is more like chase your ground amirite?
2012-06-28 09:59:44 AM  
*blam* you can have *blam* it back one *blam* bullet at a time *blam*
2012-06-28 10:24:43 AM  
Oh the manatee. (read the county name)
2012-06-28 11:07:23 AM

There is a reason professionals use those ropey-stretchy things. So they don't have that same exact problem during a scuffle.
And then there is the reason the Army uses them. Guy in my platoon left his M-16 in the porta-shiater in Babylon. One of the Polish nationals found it. Somehow, he got it back. He spent the rest of the tour with it tied to his wrist with 3 ft of 550 cord.

So yeah. Both good reasons.
2012-06-28 11:08:36 AM  
He had it coming to him. Yarn was a cruel man.

Rofloled gave the weapon back to him, bullets first.
2012-06-28 02:36:24 PM  
"I said, 'Let me have it!'"
2012-06-28 04:22:14 PM  

Captain Horatio Mindblower: "I said, 'Let me have it!'"

They still don't know today just what he meant by this
2012-06-28 04:29:59 PM  
Oh, come on. What else was he supposed to do?

Finders vs Keepers clearly set precedent that requesting the return of the lost item is the only way to nullify the Finder's claim to the item.
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