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2012-06-28 12:49:02 PM
She has a baby head.

Her face looks like a toddler's. She looks like a semi-grown-up body with the head of a child from Toddlers & Tiaras on her shoulders.

I really don't get the attention she gets. I think it's solely because her bikini shots have her soft, mushy breasts spilling out the sides of the bikini top, and that is close enough to nudity for people to be enticed.

But all I ever see is her funny-looking baby head.
 
2012-06-28 12:51:06 PM

LandOfChocolate: hundreddollarman: There seems to be a growing backlash against Kate Upton. She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling. But that's probably just among chicks.

Me on the other hand? When I saw her, I got that old-fashioned school boy feeling -- where I'd do anything to bone her.

Overexposure. There seems to be at least one thread a day on her, its tiresome. She has amazing tits but there is something about her that rarely earns a second glance from me.

I imagine the male backlash will come when people realize that she is going to continue these teasing photoshoots and not get nude until its too late.



Oh, I don't know. That doesn't seem to have harmed Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Aniston's rise to fame.
 
2012-06-28 12:54:28 PM

SkepticalBeliever: Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

You obviously have never been with a woman. Fake boobies don't move like that, how dumb could you be?


THIS!!!
 
2012-06-28 12:55:02 PM
i1197.photobucket.com

cdn.webstatics.net

www.femmetoxic.com

Come on... You guys don't see it? Look at her face. It's downright creepy. It makes me wonder about the guys who lust after her.
 
2012-06-28 12:56:59 PM
No outcry for the release of her middle school pictures. Fark I am disappoint.
 
2012-06-28 01:01:17 PM
Her stache is bad enough, but that nose hair is beyond disgusting.
 
2012-06-28 01:05:51 PM
Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.
 
2012-06-28 01:08:39 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Get even closer and check this out.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 170x316]

No way I'm I fapping to that mess.


That looks like a close up of the mess I made in the waitress uniform thread.
 
2012-06-28 01:10:10 PM

epyonyx: Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.


have you ever been with a woman?
 
2012-06-28 01:15:08 PM

Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.


I may just catch some stick for this, but I have to say the reverse. Her face is rather nice, but where the fark is her waist? And what happened to her boobs? My woman has a firmer rack and she's 41. What gives?
 
2012-06-28 01:18:57 PM

phrenicmonkey: That was what, 3 years ago? She's 20 years old, fer gawd's sake!
/she was so young then!


Thought she was still 19. So, 1 or 2 years ago? Yeah, not much different.
 
2012-06-28 01:23:18 PM

guilt by association: Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:


The cast of GLEE called. Said you need to tone down the gay. It's overwhelming.
 
2012-06-28 01:28:22 PM
If she was nerdy-looking in high school, then I'm a Korean jet pilot.
 
2012-06-28 01:30:53 PM

zombiegoat: If she was nerdy-looking in high school, then I'm a Korean jet pilot.


You are cleared for landing, Cpt. Kim.
 
2012-06-28 01:39:52 PM

epyonyx: Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.


Bunch of slack-jawed f***ots around here (NTTAWWT). Upton will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me and epyonyx!
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-28 01:50:24 PM
i568.photobucket.com

Also, what a nerdy Kate Upton might look like
i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 01:53:16 PM

ZeroCorpse: Look at her face


You haven't seen many models walk down a catwalk have you?
 
2012-06-28 01:54:18 PM

MagSeven: epyonyx: Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.

Bunch of slack-jawed f***ots around here (NTTAWWT). Upton will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me and epyonyx!


+1. Would lol again.

/thank you all for the lulz
 
2012-06-28 01:55:40 PM

lasercannon: No outcry for the release of her middle elementary school pictures. Fark I am disappoint.


FTFY
 
2012-06-28 02:04:32 PM
No shape at all to her legs, hips and torso are kinda goofy, face is meh... but those tittays under motion... DAAADAAAYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!
 
2012-06-28 02:22:13 PM

Zombie Eater: Psycoholic_Slag: Mugato: Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

They look real to me.

I concur. Need more data to confirm.

Gonna have to agree. No woman would pay for boobs that weren't perky.


You are an example of why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-06-28 02:30:32 PM

ZeroCorpse: But all I ever see is her funny-looking baby head.


Look, that's fine. We're all entitled to our opinions. But you just keep banging on about it. Not to be harsh, my friend, but give it up. You're the only one who thinks this, and you're the only one who cares.
 
2012-06-28 02:37:05 PM

the biggest redneck here: No shape at all to her legs, hips and torso are kinda goofy, face is meh... but those tittays under motion... DAAADAAAYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!


I think her face is pretty enough, but she suffers from a tragic lack of ass.
 
2012-06-28 02:50:13 PM
Another depressing reminder of the idiotic hotness standards I had in high school. I could have farked so many girls that turned out to be so hot, yet I always thought I could do better.
 
2012-06-28 02:50:25 PM

hundreddollarman: She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling.


She's a 20 year old woman. Still very young, and apparently she finally hit physical maturity in the last few years. In other words, the memories of every other damn girl at school getting asked out are still fresh, and now she is incredibly attractive and recognized as being such. She's the in demand model of the moment. Combine that with her youth, and sure as hell she's going to show herself off.

She may or may not age well, but right now her body is damn incredible. Good for her that she has this gig going. It won't last forever, but things have come a VERY long way for her in a few years- from a cute teenager to one of the hottest women on earth.
 
2012-06-28 02:59:20 PM
I'm having fun watching this and the Katy Perry thread race for comments. Kate's ahead by 10 right now. Yippy!
 
2012-06-28 03:09:15 PM

Wendy's Chili: the biggest redneck here: No shape at all to her legs, hips and torso are kinda goofy, face is meh... but those tittays under motion... DAAADAAAYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!

I think her face is pretty enough, but she suffers from a tragic lack of ass.


So for you two it's, 2/10 would not bang?
 
2012-06-28 03:15:40 PM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

[i.imgur.com image 585x412]


Holy shiat! She's a mammal! Kill it with fire?
 
2012-06-28 03:20:30 PM
No ass, but otherwise fantastic.
 
2012-06-28 03:20:49 PM
CSB:

Saw a teenage girl and her mom looking at the magazines when I was grocery shopping a few weeks back. The girl picked up the Kate Upton SI Swimsuit issue, looked at the cover and said, in a non-ironic Valley Girl accent, "Oh my God, she is so fat!" Her mother looked at her with a complete, "Are you farking retarded or something," expression and said, "Are you kidding me?" I knew then that we're doomed.
 
2012-06-28 03:23:54 PM
No ass, no hips...but dem sweet sweet tittays.

And she's funny, and she's got a decent sense of humor about herself...at 20.

Yeah, fist of angry god, etc. etc.

This and a Katy Perry's boob thread?

Talk about motorboat heaven.
 
2012-06-28 03:33:53 PM

abhorrent1: Wendy's Chili: the biggest redneck here: No shape at all to her legs, hips and torso are kinda goofy, face is meh... but those tittays under motion... DAAADAAAYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!

I think her face is pretty enough, but she suffers from a tragic lack of ass.

So for you two it's, 2/10 would not bang?


Not from behind.
 
2012-06-28 03:45:11 PM

100 Watt Walrus: ZeroCorpse: But all I ever see is her funny-looking baby head.

Look, that's fine. We're all entitled to our opinions. But you just keep banging on about it. Not to be harsh, my friend, but give it up. You're the only one who thinks this, and you're the only one who cares.


No, he's not the only one! The baby head thing is eerily spot-on. I totally see it now. I mean, she's still hot, but with a supremely unsettling component.
 
2012-06-28 03:49:48 PM
Teh Ghey is strong in this thread
/10 seconds Kate
//All I need is ten seconds
 
2012-06-28 03:56:46 PM
You all act like a bunch of schoolgirls at a Justin Bieber concert.

//sloppy tits gonna droop like a muthafuka in just a few short years.
 
2012-06-28 04:01:32 PM
meh, average looking white chick you wouldn't give a second glance at IRL...

/oh, i'd break one off in her va-jay-jay, even let my bald-man cry in her turtle stew if she asked, but, meh...
 
2012-06-28 04:04:15 PM

FinFangFark: No ass, no hips...but dem sweet sweet tittays.

And she's funny, and she's got a decent sense of humor about herself...at 20.

Yeah, fist of angry god, etc. etc.

This and a Katy Perry's boob thread?

Talk about motorboat heaven.


These 2 threads are really making it hard to concentrate at work.
 
2012-06-28 04:06:22 PM

Casey Anthony: You all act like a bunch of schoolgirls at a Justin Bieber concert.

//sloppy tits gonna droop like a muthafuka in just a few short years.


Pot/Kettle, Casey
 
2012-06-28 04:24:50 PM
I didn't even notice her mole until somebody mentioned it in this thread. Must have been distracted by something else.
 
2012-06-28 05:03:02 PM

roughridersfan: I didn't even notice her mole until somebody mentioned it in this thread. Must have been distracted by something else.


Nice try.

gallery.roadbikereview.com
 
2012-06-28 05:10:10 PM

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


3/10 on the troll scale

Anyone demented enough to follow my posting history knows I despise implants.
I can say without reservation her chest is 100% the real deal.

There's plenty of pictures of her lying down and guess what? Her breasts collapses into her chest/move to the side. Nor do implants bounce the way she does.
 
2012-06-28 05:19:24 PM

Jizz Master Zero: CSB:

Saw a teenage girl and her mom looking at the magazines when I was grocery shopping a few weeks back. The girl picked up the Kate Upton SI Swimsuit issue, looked at the cover and said, in a non-ironic Valley Girl accent, "Oh my God, she is so fat!" Her mother looked at her with a complete, "Are you farking retarded or something," expression and said, "Are you kidding me?" I knew then that we're doomed.


That's bad. What a bad, naughty thing for her to say.
 
2012-06-28 05:26:48 PM
Have a co-worker/office mate who watches her "Cat Daddy" video on YouTube every morning.

/csb-ish?
 
2012-06-28 05:32:08 PM

LandOfChocolate: Overexposure. There seems to be at least one thread a day on her, its tiresome. She has amazing tits but there is something about her that rarely earns a second glance from me.

I imagine the male backlash will come when people realize that she is going to continue these teasing photoshoots and not get nude until its too late.


You must have missed the wet t-shirt video. We've seen the goods, and they are good.
 
2012-06-28 05:53:44 PM
1. that high school pic is all of what 2 years old?

2. all that has changed is that she cut her hair and took her clothes off

3. yes. yes i would
 
2012-06-28 06:00:49 PM
if playboy does not offer her 50 million to pose they are idiots
 
2012-06-28 06:07:41 PM

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


I know you've been schooled already, but I just had to add my ridicule of your not knowing the difference between real and fake boobs.

/got yer 5$ worth this month, LOL
 
2012-06-28 06:08:31 PM
They seem to have been able to de-gummify her smile. I wonder how that was accomplished.

/if those boobs are fake, that doctor deserves a Nobel prize.
 
2012-06-28 06:20:19 PM

r1chard3: They seem to have been able to de-gummify her smile. I wonder how that was accomplished.

/if those boobs are fake, that doctor deserves a Nobel prize.


Obama got one for doing nothing .
 
2012-06-28 06:22:15 PM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

[i.imgur.com image 585x412]


If I am ever that close to her I sure won't care about any of that I will be having the time of my life, I just hope afterwards she does the cat doggy for me
 
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