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2012-06-28 01:54:28 AM
Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.
 
2012-06-28 02:07:01 AM
I wish I went to the high school where she wasn't considered attractive.
 
2012-06-28 09:04:18 AM
FTFA: Before she was famous: School pictures reveal bikini babe Kate Upton who classmates say was 'a nerdy-looking girl who struggled to get a date'

i881.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 09:32:51 AM

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


They look real to me.
 
2012-06-28 10:18:56 AM
Now for another exciting chapter of "She's Loverly and She Neither Knows Nor Cares That I Exist!"

Nothing like a little sexual ennui to get the day started off.
 
2012-06-28 11:04:29 AM

Mugato: Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

They look real to me.


I concur. Need more data to confirm.
 
2012-06-28 11:06:46 AM
OMG, she was *so* horrible/nerdy/whatever. Yeah, right. Having seen some truly ugly women in high school, she was NOT bad looking.
 
2012-06-28 11:07:21 AM
Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?
 
2012-06-28 11:09:13 AM

hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?


Yes to the 1st question, not possible to the 2nd.
 
2012-06-28 11:12:02 AM
Sure looks gummy I mean yummy.
 
2012-06-28 11:13:08 AM
I believe that all future Fark stories should include an embedded "The Many Talents of Kate Upton" video:

"Jetliner disappears over the Andes, 231 passengers missing. Also, the Many Talents of Kate Upton".
 
2012-06-28 11:13:21 AM
I'm still calling butterface.
 
2012-06-28 11:13:45 AM
Kate Upton "struggled" to get a date.

No. Stop. Stop immediately.

Stop.
 
2012-06-28 11:16:30 AM

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


You obviously have never been with a woman. Fake boobies don't move like that, how dumb could you be?
 
2012-06-28 11:18:42 AM
holy gums
 
2012-06-28 11:19:32 AM

Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.


And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-28 11:19:34 AM
That was what, 3 years ago? She's 20 years old, fer gawd's sake!
/she was so young then!
 
2012-06-28 11:19:39 AM

hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?


I'll gladly take both.
 
2012-06-28 11:19:59 AM

Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.


NSFW-Illustation
 
2012-06-28 11:21:07 AM
I wouldn't say nerdy.

Reserved. A teen that hadn't tried to find her place in the world, comfortable in the back of the class. Probably had guys hitting on her but she was just barely toeing the water, hadn't quite jumped in yet. I know plenty of girls like that from my HS who are total bombshells now, they just needed a little more time to cultivate a personality before they worked on the hotness.

It's a lot easier to change your body than it is to change your biatchy attitude.
 
2012-06-28 11:21:18 AM
I refuse to fantasize about this woman.

I'm simply going to wait for her to balloon up, like Simpson.

Then, gentlemen? Then I will strike.
 
2012-06-28 11:23:07 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Mugato: Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

They look real to me.

I concur. Need more data to confirm.


Gonna have to agree. No woman would pay for boobs that weren't perky.
 
2012-06-28 11:27:14 AM

hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?


Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)
 
2012-06-28 11:30:16 AM

DanZero: hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?

Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes

[img.photobucket.com image 460x283]

[img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

[img.photobucket.com image 460x283]

I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)


People thought Adele was hot? I loved the headline of her breaking records, chairs.
 
2012-06-28 11:32:25 AM
If I were to make a pact with the devil to have 24 hours to have my way with Kate Upton, and after that I'd have 50 years of unending torture ending in a slow death, I wouldn't regret it
 
2012-06-28 11:37:29 AM

Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.


I think you're in the wrong thread. Or really, really wasted.
 
2012-06-28 11:38:24 AM
I just saw the wet-tshirt vid of her this morning. It was.....good.
 
2012-06-28 11:41:34 AM
I'm gonna second the "who the fark thought Adele was hot?" sentiment. She's always been a tubby, pasty, man-chin, yellow teeth having kind of gal.
 
2012-06-28 11:43:58 AM
Of course, it was a catholic school, of course
 
2012-06-28 11:45:00 AM

DanZero: hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?

Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes







I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)


Baby head has been making the rounds lately. But give it a minute and some Farker will be along with a Powerpoint demonstration on why she is not hot and then proceed with the type of comments you only hear from closeted gay men or the really sexually repressed.
 
2012-06-28 11:45:43 AM

DanZero: hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?

Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes

[img.photobucket.com image 460x283]

[img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

[img.photobucket.com image 460x283]

I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)


Oh my goodness, I had come here to try and explain this with some sort of sarcasm, but those are perfect.

You could also do one for Jessica Alba and Halle Berry.

/This place is ridiculous sometimes.
 
2012-06-28 11:47:31 AM

Thats_Not_My_Baby: I'm gonna second the "who the fark thought Adele was hot?" sentiment. She's always been a tubby, pasty, man-chin, yellow teeth having kind of gal.


Thirded.

(and bookmarked)
 
2012-06-28 11:48:22 AM
nerdy and couldn't a date?
know how I know your school was full of gays?
 
2012-06-28 11:49:34 AM
There seems to be a growing backlash against Kate Upton. She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling. But that's probably just among chicks.

Me on the other hand? When I saw her, I got that old-fashioned school boy feeling -- where I'd do anything to bone her.
 
2012-06-28 11:52:12 AM
I would hardly call her nerdy because she didn't look like a slut.
 
2012-06-28 11:52:35 AM

Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]



Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-28 11:53:55 AM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

[i.imgur.com image 585x412]


OMG! She's not a Real Doll!
 
2012-06-28 11:55:40 AM
If them boobies is fake, then that Dr is the greatest god damn medical care provider to ever utter the Hippocratic oath....they would have people lining up for years to have him/her perform his magic on them...
 
2012-06-28 11:56:11 AM

hundreddollarman: There seems to be a growing backlash against Kate Upton. She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling. But that's probably just among chicks.

Me on the other hand? When I saw her, I got that old-fashioned school boy feeling -- where I'd do anything to bone her.


Overexposure. There seems to be at least one thread a day on her, its tiresome. She has amazing tits but there is something about her that rarely earns a second glance from me.

I imagine the male backlash will come when people realize that she is going to continue these teasing photoshoots and not get nude until its too late.
 
2012-06-28 11:59:11 AM
If you've ever seen her in motion, then it's very, very clear that them puppies are real.
 
2012-06-28 11:59:27 AM
That's what passed for nerdy in their school????

Oh and:

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


You are retarded
 
2012-06-28 12:02:51 PM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

[i.imgur.com image 585x412]



Get even closer and check this out.

upload.wikimedia.org

No way I'm I fapping to that mess.
 
2012-06-28 12:13:37 PM
www.mckcreations.com

Kate Upton
 
2012-06-28 12:24:22 PM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

[i.imgur.com image 585x412]


FAKE


She has sh*t loads of cash, and we're supposed to believe she has yellowed (plaque) teeth and a tache? You forgot to post the picture of her mangina, and her frenching Obama.
 
2012-06-28 12:24:50 PM

chevydeuce: If them boobies is fake, then that Dr is the greatest god damn medical care provider to ever utter udder the Hippocratic oath....they would have people lining up for years to have him/her perform his magic on them...


ftfy

/pet peeeeeave
 
2012-06-28 12:26:03 PM
She's a cute girl. I'm sure her classmates are just jealous of her success, and also because they're a lot uglier than she is.
 
2012-06-28 12:26:05 PM

LandOfChocolate: hundreddollarman: There seems to be a growing backlash against Kate Upton. She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling. But that's probably just among chicks.

Me on the other hand? When I saw her, I got that old-fashioned school boy feeling -- where I'd do anything to bone her.

Overexposure. There seems to be at least one thread a day on her, its tiresome. She has amazing tits but there is something about her that rarely earns a second glance from me.

I imagine the male backlash will come when people realize that she is going to continue these teasing photoshoots and not get nude until its too late.


You never go full Katy Perry!
 
2012-06-28 12:27:05 PM
Yeah, she looks like half the other corn-bread southern Michiganders I grew up with.

/Yeah, I know she grew up in Florida, but she came from Michigan stock.
 
2012-06-28 12:30:47 PM

CheneyPepperedMe: chevydeuce: If them boobies is fake, then that Dr is the greatest god damn medical care provider to ever utter udder the Hippocratic oath....they would have people lining up for years to have him/her perform his magic on them...

ftfy

/pet peeeeeave


img.tfd.com
 
2012-06-28 12:34:48 PM
Yeah, count me in the 'what the hell school did she go to where she was considered unattractive' crowd. The only transformation she has made is from pretty to pretty and sexy.

/Unless she was also sexy when she was younger...
//Wait! Have a seat over where?
 
2012-06-28 12:49:02 PM
She has a baby head.

Her face looks like a toddler's. She looks like a semi-grown-up body with the head of a child from Toddlers & Tiaras on her shoulders.

I really don't get the attention she gets. I think it's solely because her bikini shots have her soft, mushy breasts spilling out the sides of the bikini top, and that is close enough to nudity for people to be enticed.

But all I ever see is her funny-looking baby head.
 
2012-06-28 12:51:06 PM

LandOfChocolate: hundreddollarman: There seems to be a growing backlash against Kate Upton. She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling. But that's probably just among chicks.

Me on the other hand? When I saw her, I got that old-fashioned school boy feeling -- where I'd do anything to bone her.

Overexposure. There seems to be at least one thread a day on her, its tiresome. She has amazing tits but there is something about her that rarely earns a second glance from me.

I imagine the male backlash will come when people realize that she is going to continue these teasing photoshoots and not get nude until its too late.



Oh, I don't know. That doesn't seem to have harmed Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Aniston's rise to fame.
 
2012-06-28 12:54:28 PM

SkepticalBeliever: Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

You obviously have never been with a woman. Fake boobies don't move like that, how dumb could you be?


THIS!!!
 
2012-06-28 12:55:02 PM
i1197.photobucket.com

cdn.webstatics.net

www.femmetoxic.com

Come on... You guys don't see it? Look at her face. It's downright creepy. It makes me wonder about the guys who lust after her.
 
2012-06-28 12:56:59 PM
No outcry for the release of her middle school pictures. Fark I am disappoint.
 
2012-06-28 01:01:17 PM
Her stache is bad enough, but that nose hair is beyond disgusting.
 
2012-06-28 01:05:51 PM
Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.
 
2012-06-28 01:08:39 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Get even closer and check this out.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 170x316]

No way I'm I fapping to that mess.


That looks like a close up of the mess I made in the waitress uniform thread.
 
2012-06-28 01:10:10 PM

epyonyx: Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.


have you ever been with a woman?
 
2012-06-28 01:15:08 PM

Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.


I may just catch some stick for this, but I have to say the reverse. Her face is rather nice, but where the fark is her waist? And what happened to her boobs? My woman has a firmer rack and she's 41. What gives?
 
2012-06-28 01:18:57 PM

phrenicmonkey: That was what, 3 years ago? She's 20 years old, fer gawd's sake!
/she was so young then!


Thought she was still 19. So, 1 or 2 years ago? Yeah, not much different.
 
2012-06-28 01:23:18 PM

guilt by association: Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:


The cast of GLEE called. Said you need to tone down the gay. It's overwhelming.
 
2012-06-28 01:28:22 PM
If she was nerdy-looking in high school, then I'm a Korean jet pilot.
 
2012-06-28 01:30:53 PM

zombiegoat: If she was nerdy-looking in high school, then I'm a Korean jet pilot.


You are cleared for landing, Cpt. Kim.
 
2012-06-28 01:39:52 PM

epyonyx: Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.


Bunch of slack-jawed f***ots around here (NTTAWWT). Upton will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me and epyonyx!
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-28 01:50:24 PM
i568.photobucket.com

Also, what a nerdy Kate Upton might look like
i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 01:53:16 PM

ZeroCorpse: Look at her face


You haven't seen many models walk down a catwalk have you?
 
2012-06-28 01:54:18 PM

MagSeven: epyonyx: Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.

Bunch of slack-jawed f***ots around here (NTTAWWT). Upton will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me and epyonyx!


+1. Would lol again.

/thank you all for the lulz
 
2012-06-28 01:55:40 PM

lasercannon: No outcry for the release of her middle elementary school pictures. Fark I am disappoint.


FTFY
 
2012-06-28 02:04:32 PM
No shape at all to her legs, hips and torso are kinda goofy, face is meh... but those tittays under motion... DAAADAAAYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!
 
2012-06-28 02:22:13 PM

Zombie Eater: Psycoholic_Slag: Mugato: Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

They look real to me.

I concur. Need more data to confirm.

Gonna have to agree. No woman would pay for boobs that weren't perky.


You are an example of why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-06-28 02:30:32 PM

ZeroCorpse: But all I ever see is her funny-looking baby head.


Look, that's fine. We're all entitled to our opinions. But you just keep banging on about it. Not to be harsh, my friend, but give it up. You're the only one who thinks this, and you're the only one who cares.
 
2012-06-28 02:37:05 PM

the biggest redneck here: No shape at all to her legs, hips and torso are kinda goofy, face is meh... but those tittays under motion... DAAADAAAYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!


I think her face is pretty enough, but she suffers from a tragic lack of ass.
 
2012-06-28 02:50:13 PM
Another depressing reminder of the idiotic hotness standards I had in high school. I could have farked so many girls that turned out to be so hot, yet I always thought I could do better.
 
2012-06-28 02:50:25 PM

hundreddollarman: She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling.


She's a 20 year old woman. Still very young, and apparently she finally hit physical maturity in the last few years. In other words, the memories of every other damn girl at school getting asked out are still fresh, and now she is incredibly attractive and recognized as being such. She's the in demand model of the moment. Combine that with her youth, and sure as hell she's going to show herself off.

She may or may not age well, but right now her body is damn incredible. Good for her that she has this gig going. It won't last forever, but things have come a VERY long way for her in a few years- from a cute teenager to one of the hottest women on earth.
 
2012-06-28 02:59:20 PM
I'm having fun watching this and the Katy Perry thread race for comments. Kate's ahead by 10 right now. Yippy!
 
2012-06-28 03:09:15 PM

Wendy's Chili: the biggest redneck here: No shape at all to her legs, hips and torso are kinda goofy, face is meh... but those tittays under motion... DAAADAAAYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!

I think her face is pretty enough, but she suffers from a tragic lack of ass.


So for you two it's, 2/10 would not bang?
 
2012-06-28 03:15:40 PM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

[i.imgur.com image 585x412]


Holy shiat! She's a mammal! Kill it with fire?
 
2012-06-28 03:20:30 PM
No ass, but otherwise fantastic.
 
2012-06-28 03:20:49 PM
CSB:

Saw a teenage girl and her mom looking at the magazines when I was grocery shopping a few weeks back. The girl picked up the Kate Upton SI Swimsuit issue, looked at the cover and said, in a non-ironic Valley Girl accent, "Oh my God, she is so fat!" Her mother looked at her with a complete, "Are you farking retarded or something," expression and said, "Are you kidding me?" I knew then that we're doomed.
 
2012-06-28 03:23:54 PM
No ass, no hips...but dem sweet sweet tittays.

And she's funny, and she's got a decent sense of humor about herself...at 20.

Yeah, fist of angry god, etc. etc.

This and a Katy Perry's boob thread?

Talk about motorboat heaven.
 
2012-06-28 03:33:53 PM

abhorrent1: Wendy's Chili: the biggest redneck here: No shape at all to her legs, hips and torso are kinda goofy, face is meh... but those tittays under motion... DAAADAAAYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!

I think her face is pretty enough, but she suffers from a tragic lack of ass.

So for you two it's, 2/10 would not bang?


Not from behind.
 
2012-06-28 03:45:11 PM

100 Watt Walrus: ZeroCorpse: But all I ever see is her funny-looking baby head.

Look, that's fine. We're all entitled to our opinions. But you just keep banging on about it. Not to be harsh, my friend, but give it up. You're the only one who thinks this, and you're the only one who cares.


No, he's not the only one! The baby head thing is eerily spot-on. I totally see it now. I mean, she's still hot, but with a supremely unsettling component.
 
2012-06-28 03:49:48 PM
Teh Ghey is strong in this thread
/10 seconds Kate
//All I need is ten seconds
 
2012-06-28 03:56:46 PM
You all act like a bunch of schoolgirls at a Justin Bieber concert.

//sloppy tits gonna droop like a muthafuka in just a few short years.
 
2012-06-28 04:01:32 PM
meh, average looking white chick you wouldn't give a second glance at IRL...

/oh, i'd break one off in her va-jay-jay, even let my bald-man cry in her turtle stew if she asked, but, meh...
 
2012-06-28 04:04:15 PM

FinFangFark: No ass, no hips...but dem sweet sweet tittays.

And she's funny, and she's got a decent sense of humor about herself...at 20.

Yeah, fist of angry god, etc. etc.

This and a Katy Perry's boob thread?

Talk about motorboat heaven.


These 2 threads are really making it hard to concentrate at work.
 
2012-06-28 04:06:22 PM

Casey Anthony: You all act like a bunch of schoolgirls at a Justin Bieber concert.

//sloppy tits gonna droop like a muthafuka in just a few short years.


Pot/Kettle, Casey
 
2012-06-28 04:24:50 PM
I didn't even notice her mole until somebody mentioned it in this thread. Must have been distracted by something else.
 
2012-06-28 05:03:02 PM

roughridersfan: I didn't even notice her mole until somebody mentioned it in this thread. Must have been distracted by something else.


Nice try.

gallery.roadbikereview.com
 
2012-06-28 05:10:10 PM

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


3/10 on the troll scale

Anyone demented enough to follow my posting history knows I despise implants.
I can say without reservation her chest is 100% the real deal.

There's plenty of pictures of her lying down and guess what? Her breasts collapses into her chest/move to the side. Nor do implants bounce the way she does.
 
2012-06-28 05:19:24 PM

Jizz Master Zero: CSB:

Saw a teenage girl and her mom looking at the magazines when I was grocery shopping a few weeks back. The girl picked up the Kate Upton SI Swimsuit issue, looked at the cover and said, in a non-ironic Valley Girl accent, "Oh my God, she is so fat!" Her mother looked at her with a complete, "Are you farking retarded or something," expression and said, "Are you kidding me?" I knew then that we're doomed.


That's bad. What a bad, naughty thing for her to say.
 
2012-06-28 05:26:48 PM
Have a co-worker/office mate who watches her "Cat Daddy" video on YouTube every morning.

/csb-ish?
 
2012-06-28 05:32:08 PM

LandOfChocolate: Overexposure. There seems to be at least one thread a day on her, its tiresome. She has amazing tits but there is something about her that rarely earns a second glance from me.

I imagine the male backlash will come when people realize that she is going to continue these teasing photoshoots and not get nude until its too late.


You must have missed the wet t-shirt video. We've seen the goods, and they are good.
 
2012-06-28 05:53:44 PM
1. that high school pic is all of what 2 years old?

2. all that has changed is that she cut her hair and took her clothes off

3. yes. yes i would
 
2012-06-28 06:00:49 PM
if playboy does not offer her 50 million to pose they are idiots
 
2012-06-28 06:07:41 PM

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


I know you've been schooled already, but I just had to add my ridicule of your not knowing the difference between real and fake boobs.

/got yer 5$ worth this month, LOL
 
2012-06-28 06:08:31 PM
They seem to have been able to de-gummify her smile. I wonder how that was accomplished.

/if those boobs are fake, that doctor deserves a Nobel prize.
 
2012-06-28 06:20:19 PM

r1chard3: They seem to have been able to de-gummify her smile. I wonder how that was accomplished.

/if those boobs are fake, that doctor deserves a Nobel prize.


Obama got one for doing nothing .
 
2012-06-28 06:22:15 PM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

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Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

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If I am ever that close to her I sure won't care about any of that I will be having the time of my life, I just hope afterwards she does the cat doggy for me
 
2012-06-28 06:25:06 PM

turtleking: if playboy does not offer her 50 million to pose they are idiots


I would kick in a... grand... if that would help the cause.

/Broke Farker is broke.
 
2012-06-28 06:42:16 PM
Kate is nowhere near peak-Britney, but I hope her Federline moment, if she has one, isn't anywhere near as devastating.
 
2012-06-28 06:52:33 PM

Odd Bird: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Get even closer and check this out.

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No way I'm I fapping to that mess.

That looks like a close up of the mess I made in the waitress uniform thread.


cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-06-28 06:55:17 PM

Kurmudgeon: Kate is nowhere near peak-Britney, but I hope her Federline moment, if she has one, isn't anywhere near as devastating.


what would make you think a thing like that.
 
2012-06-28 06:58:36 PM

DanZero: hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?

Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes

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I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)


The only thing the guy from Super Troopers getting Christina Hendricks show is that there is always someone out there.
 
2012-06-28 07:05:48 PM
MagSeven: epyonyx: Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.

Bunch of slack-jawed f***ots around here (NTTAWWT). Upton will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me and epyonyx!
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WHAT those 2 said
 
2012-06-28 07:07:02 PM
What is wrong with you people?
 
2012-06-28 07:11:00 PM

janzee: What is wrong with you people?


The same thing I'm wondering.
 
2012-06-28 07:11:41 PM

janzee: What is wrong with you people?


maybe they are Bea Arthur fans
 
2012-06-28 07:28:21 PM
I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one. She also has a classically beautiful face. It's her hips that are a bit wonky. They're pretty tall and those low rise bottoms they keep putting her in are exaggerating it. Someone posted a pic in yesterday's thread where the bottoms were up a bit higher and it made her infinitely more attractive.

I have a VERY hard time seeing this girl as ever having been a nerd/geek/ect...
 
2012-06-28 07:29:25 PM
I don't care where she's been.

I don't care where she's going.

I just want 60 minutes with her right now.
 
2012-06-28 07:43:52 PM

ZeroCorpse: [i1197.photobucket.com image 532x919]

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Come on... You guys don't see it? Look at her face. It's downright creepy. It makes me wonder about the guys who lust after her.


I'm not the one looking up kiddie pics.
 
2012-06-28 08:14:30 PM

nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.


So you like small butts and cannot lie...
 
2012-06-28 08:20:33 PM

peterthx: nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.

So you like small butts and cannot lie...


much preferred over those big butt travesties
 
2012-06-28 08:55:37 PM
I'd rather have a woman with a shapely ass than big breasts. Think about it; a tight ass means she works out. You know she won't turn into a fat blob once she knows you're not going anywhere. Also, small-breasted women are great. A few years down the road, you have them pop out a few kids, and WHAM! You've got the only wife on the block who has big, perky tits at 40!

There is no downside to being an ass man.
 
2012-06-28 08:56:40 PM

Waldo Pepper: peterthx: nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.

So you like small butts and cannot lie...

much preferred over those big butt travesties


yeeeah.com

Yeah. The horror...

/not sure if serious
 
2012-06-28 09:07:58 PM
If you to Terry Richardson's wesbite, there's a nice gif for you fellas of Ms. Upton getting out of a pool wearing a white t-shirt.

NSFW
 
2012-06-28 09:28:13 PM
ZeroCorpse
Come on... You guys don't see it? Look at her face.

It's a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop dead handsome face. She must be another Handsome Boy graduate.
 
2012-06-28 09:45:05 PM

MisterLoki: Also, what a nerdy Kate Upton wearing costume glasses might look like


FTFY.
 
2012-06-28 10:19:32 PM

Coco LaFemme: If you to Terry Richardson's wesbite, there's a nice gif for you fellas of Ms. Upton getting out of a pool wearing a white t-shirt.

NSFW


I just got a boner so fast it ripped my underwear
 
2012-06-28 10:39:41 PM
The Many Talents of Kate Upton is really one talent filmed in many places.
 
2012-06-28 11:21:46 PM
That was three years ago? Cut your hair, Tits. You look like you should be in an early 90's Nintendo Power ad.

Guess someone already mentioned that to her.
 
2012-06-29 12:01:42 AM

peterthx: Waldo Pepper: peterthx: nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.

So you like small butts and cannot lie...

much preferred over those big butt travesties

[yeeeah.com image 530x378]

Yeah. The horror...

/not sure if serious


I was thinking big like Kim K or Jennifer Lopez
but
I prefer the jessica alba type,
Link
 
2012-06-29 01:58:08 AM

Waldo Pepper: peterthx: Waldo Pepper: peterthx: nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.

So you like small butts and cannot lie...

much preferred over those big butt travesties

[yeeeah.com image 530x378]

Yeah. The horror...

/not sure if serious

I was thinking big like Kim K or Jennifer Lopez
but
I prefer the jessica alba type,
Link


Isn't she ready for a retirement home?
 
2012-06-29 05:59:55 AM

alwaysjaded: FTFA: Before she was famous: School pictures reveal bikini babe Kate Upton who classmates say was 'a nerdy-looking girl who struggled to get a date'

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That's what I was thinking. Did she go to a school full of future Victoria Secret models? Her yearbook picture she was still hot as hell.

/having a seat...
 
2012-06-29 07:15:25 AM
Wrt Kate Upton, I say meh.


But I realize there's TV-meh & IRL-meh. That being said, none of us pooh-poohing her looks would kick her to the curb if she showed up at our doorstep in nothing but a trenchcoat, or started chatting us up at the bar.
 
2012-06-29 07:24:28 AM

Sargun: If I were to make a pact with the devil to have 24 hours to have my way with Kate Upton, and after that I'd have 50 years of unending torture ending in a slow death, I wouldn't regret it


Pretty sure you would...eventually...like year 3 or so.
 
2012-06-29 08:03:04 AM
Simply not enough holes
 
2012-06-29 09:33:03 AM

lewintn: Sargun: If I were to make a pact with the devil to have 24 hours to have my way with Kate Upton, and after that I'd have 50 years of unending torture ending in a slow death, I wouldn't regret it

Pretty sure you would...eventually...like year 3 or so.


you would if that 50 years of torture were to be making love to Rosanne Barr and John Goodman at the same time
 
2012-06-29 12:22:10 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Another depressing reminder of the idiotic hotness standards I had in high school. I could have farked so many girls that turned out to be so hot, yet I always thought I could do better.


This, I looked back through my old yearbook and wondered why I didn't try to fark half the girls in my senior class. I was obsessed only with the ones that were way out of my league.
 
2012-06-29 06:14:39 PM

Tat'dGreaser: That's what passed for nerdy in their school????

Oh and:

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

You are retarded


You're right, the nose job is more obvious than the boob job. But to Bucky's credit, it's only more obvious once we see her yearbook photo. She had a good surgeon for both.
 
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