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(Daily Mail)   Kate Upton high school yearbook pics and Subby will have a seat right over there (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 131
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2012-06-28 06:25:06 PM

turtleking: if playboy does not offer her 50 million to pose they are idiots


I would kick in a... grand... if that would help the cause.

/Broke Farker is broke.
 
2012-06-28 06:42:16 PM
Kate is nowhere near peak-Britney, but I hope her Federline moment, if she has one, isn't anywhere near as devastating.
 
2012-06-28 06:52:33 PM

Odd Bird: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Get even closer and check this out.

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No way I'm I fapping to that mess.

That looks like a close up of the mess I made in the waitress uniform thread.


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2012-06-28 06:55:17 PM

Kurmudgeon: Kate is nowhere near peak-Britney, but I hope her Federline moment, if she has one, isn't anywhere near as devastating.


what would make you think a thing like that.
 
2012-06-28 06:58:36 PM

DanZero: hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?

Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes

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I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)


The only thing the guy from Super Troopers getting Christina Hendricks show is that there is always someone out there.
 
2012-06-28 07:05:48 PM
MagSeven: epyonyx: Okay. Since there seems to be a majority of Farkers here that think she isn't attactive, fake boobs, etc. I will take one for the team and fark her so hard she couldn't walk right for a week. After the cigarette, I will answer your questions.

Bunch of slack-jawed f***ots around here (NTTAWWT). Upton will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me and epyonyx!
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WHAT those 2 said
 
2012-06-28 07:07:02 PM
What is wrong with you people?
 
2012-06-28 07:11:00 PM

janzee: What is wrong with you people?


The same thing I'm wondering.
 
2012-06-28 07:11:41 PM

janzee: What is wrong with you people?


maybe they are Bea Arthur fans
 
2012-06-28 07:28:21 PM
I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one. She also has a classically beautiful face. It's her hips that are a bit wonky. They're pretty tall and those low rise bottoms they keep putting her in are exaggerating it. Someone posted a pic in yesterday's thread where the bottoms were up a bit higher and it made her infinitely more attractive.

I have a VERY hard time seeing this girl as ever having been a nerd/geek/ect...
 
2012-06-28 07:29:25 PM
I don't care where she's been.

I don't care where she's going.

I just want 60 minutes with her right now.
 
2012-06-28 07:43:52 PM

ZeroCorpse: [i1197.photobucket.com image 532x919]

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Come on... You guys don't see it? Look at her face. It's downright creepy. It makes me wonder about the guys who lust after her.


I'm not the one looking up kiddie pics.
 
2012-06-28 08:14:30 PM

nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.


So you like small butts and cannot lie...
 
2012-06-28 08:20:33 PM

peterthx: nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.

So you like small butts and cannot lie...


much preferred over those big butt travesties
 
2012-06-28 08:55:37 PM
I'd rather have a woman with a shapely ass than big breasts. Think about it; a tight ass means she works out. You know she won't turn into a fat blob once she knows you're not going anywhere. Also, small-breasted women are great. A few years down the road, you have them pop out a few kids, and WHAM! You've got the only wife on the block who has big, perky tits at 40!

There is no downside to being an ass man.
 
2012-06-28 08:56:40 PM

Waldo Pepper: peterthx: nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.

So you like small butts and cannot lie...

much preferred over those big butt travesties


yeeeah.com

Yeah. The horror...

/not sure if serious
 
2012-06-28 09:07:58 PM
If you to Terry Richardson's wesbite, there's a nice gif for you fellas of Ms. Upton getting out of a pool wearing a white t-shirt.

NSFW
 
2012-06-28 09:28:13 PM
ZeroCorpse
Come on... You guys don't see it? Look at her face.

It's a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop dead handsome face. She must be another Handsome Boy graduate.
 
2012-06-28 09:45:05 PM

MisterLoki: Also, what a nerdy Kate Upton wearing costume glasses might look like


FTFY.
 
2012-06-28 10:19:32 PM

Coco LaFemme: If you to Terry Richardson's wesbite, there's a nice gif for you fellas of Ms. Upton getting out of a pool wearing a white t-shirt.

NSFW


I just got a boner so fast it ripped my underwear
 
2012-06-28 10:39:41 PM
The Many Talents of Kate Upton is really one talent filmed in many places.
 
2012-06-28 11:21:46 PM
That was three years ago? Cut your hair, Tits. You look like you should be in an early 90's Nintendo Power ad.

Guess someone already mentioned that to her.
 
2012-06-29 12:01:42 AM

peterthx: Waldo Pepper: peterthx: nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.

So you like small butts and cannot lie...

much preferred over those big butt travesties

[yeeeah.com image 530x378]

Yeah. The horror...

/not sure if serious


I was thinking big like Kim K or Jennifer Lopez
but
I prefer the jessica alba type,
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2012-06-29 01:58:08 AM

Waldo Pepper: peterthx: Waldo Pepper: peterthx: nimawai: I don't see the problem with her butt. I actually think she has a good one.

So you like small butts and cannot lie...

much preferred over those big butt travesties

[yeeeah.com image 530x378]

Yeah. The horror...

/not sure if serious

I was thinking big like Kim K or Jennifer Lopez
but
I prefer the jessica alba type,
Link


Isn't she ready for a retirement home?
 
2012-06-29 05:59:55 AM

alwaysjaded: FTFA: Before she was famous: School pictures reveal bikini babe Kate Upton who classmates say was 'a nerdy-looking girl who struggled to get a date'

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That's what I was thinking. Did she go to a school full of future Victoria Secret models? Her yearbook picture she was still hot as hell.

/having a seat...
 
2012-06-29 07:15:25 AM
Wrt Kate Upton, I say meh.


But I realize there's TV-meh & IRL-meh. That being said, none of us pooh-poohing her looks would kick her to the curb if she showed up at our doorstep in nothing but a trenchcoat, or started chatting us up at the bar.
 
2012-06-29 07:24:28 AM

Sargun: If I were to make a pact with the devil to have 24 hours to have my way with Kate Upton, and after that I'd have 50 years of unending torture ending in a slow death, I wouldn't regret it


Pretty sure you would...eventually...like year 3 or so.
 
2012-06-29 08:03:04 AM
Simply not enough holes
 
2012-06-29 09:33:03 AM

lewintn: Sargun: If I were to make a pact with the devil to have 24 hours to have my way with Kate Upton, and after that I'd have 50 years of unending torture ending in a slow death, I wouldn't regret it

Pretty sure you would...eventually...like year 3 or so.


you would if that 50 years of torture were to be making love to Rosanne Barr and John Goodman at the same time
 
2012-06-29 12:22:10 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Another depressing reminder of the idiotic hotness standards I had in high school. I could have farked so many girls that turned out to be so hot, yet I always thought I could do better.


This, I looked back through my old yearbook and wondered why I didn't try to fark half the girls in my senior class. I was obsessed only with the ones that were way out of my league.
 
2012-06-29 06:14:39 PM

Tat'dGreaser: That's what passed for nerdy in their school????

Oh and:

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

You are retarded


You're right, the nose job is more obvious than the boob job. But to Bucky's credit, it's only more obvious once we see her yearbook photo. She had a good surgeon for both.
 
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