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2012-06-28 01:54:28 AM
Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.
 
2012-06-28 02:07:01 AM
I wish I went to the high school where she wasn't considered attractive.
 
2012-06-28 09:04:18 AM
FTFA: Before she was famous: School pictures reveal bikini babe Kate Upton who classmates say was 'a nerdy-looking girl who struggled to get a date'

i881.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 09:32:51 AM

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


They look real to me.
 
2012-06-28 10:18:56 AM
Now for another exciting chapter of "She's Loverly and She Neither Knows Nor Cares That I Exist!"

Nothing like a little sexual ennui to get the day started off.
 
2012-06-28 11:04:29 AM

Mugato: Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

They look real to me.


I concur. Need more data to confirm.
 
2012-06-28 11:06:46 AM
OMG, she was *so* horrible/nerdy/whatever. Yeah, right. Having seen some truly ugly women in high school, she was NOT bad looking.
 
2012-06-28 11:07:21 AM
Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?
 
2012-06-28 11:09:13 AM

hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?


Yes to the 1st question, not possible to the 2nd.
 
2012-06-28 11:12:02 AM
Sure looks gummy I mean yummy.
 
2012-06-28 11:13:08 AM
I believe that all future Fark stories should include an embedded "The Many Talents of Kate Upton" video:

"Jetliner disappears over the Andes, 231 passengers missing. Also, the Many Talents of Kate Upton".
 
2012-06-28 11:13:21 AM
I'm still calling butterface.
 
2012-06-28 11:13:45 AM
Kate Upton "struggled" to get a date.

No. Stop. Stop immediately.

Stop.
 
2012-06-28 11:16:30 AM

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


You obviously have never been with a woman. Fake boobies don't move like that, how dumb could you be?
 
2012-06-28 11:18:42 AM
holy gums
 
2012-06-28 11:19:32 AM

Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.


And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-28 11:19:34 AM
That was what, 3 years ago? She's 20 years old, fer gawd's sake!
/she was so young then!
 
2012-06-28 11:19:39 AM

hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?


I'll gladly take both.
 
2012-06-28 11:19:59 AM

Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.


NSFW-Illustation
 
2012-06-28 11:21:07 AM
I wouldn't say nerdy.

Reserved. A teen that hadn't tried to find her place in the world, comfortable in the back of the class. Probably had guys hitting on her but she was just barely toeing the water, hadn't quite jumped in yet. I know plenty of girls like that from my HS who are total bombshells now, they just needed a little more time to cultivate a personality before they worked on the hotness.

It's a lot easier to change your body than it is to change your biatchy attitude.
 
2012-06-28 11:21:18 AM
I refuse to fantasize about this woman.

I'm simply going to wait for her to balloon up, like Simpson.

Then, gentlemen? Then I will strike.
 
2012-06-28 11:23:07 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Mugato: Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.

They look real to me.

I concur. Need more data to confirm.


Gonna have to agree. No woman would pay for boobs that weren't perky.
 
2012-06-28 11:27:14 AM

hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?


Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)
 
2012-06-28 11:30:16 AM

DanZero: hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?

Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes

[img.photobucket.com image 460x283]

[img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

[img.photobucket.com image 460x283]

I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)


People thought Adele was hot? I loved the headline of her breaking records, chairs.
 
2012-06-28 11:32:25 AM
If I were to make a pact with the devil to have 24 hours to have my way with Kate Upton, and after that I'd have 50 years of unending torture ending in a slow death, I wouldn't regret it
 
2012-06-28 11:37:29 AM

Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.


I think you're in the wrong thread. Or really, really wasted.
 
2012-06-28 11:38:24 AM
I just saw the wet-tshirt vid of her this morning. It was.....good.
 
2012-06-28 11:41:34 AM
I'm gonna second the "who the fark thought Adele was hot?" sentiment. She's always been a tubby, pasty, man-chin, yellow teeth having kind of gal.
 
2012-06-28 11:43:58 AM
Of course, it was a catholic school, of course
 
2012-06-28 11:45:00 AM

DanZero: hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?

Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes







I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)


Baby head has been making the rounds lately. But give it a minute and some Farker will be along with a Powerpoint demonstration on why she is not hot and then proceed with the type of comments you only hear from closeted gay men or the really sexually repressed.
 
2012-06-28 11:45:43 AM

DanZero: hundreddollarman: Has Kate Upton replaced Christina Hendricks as Fark's favorite babe of debate? Are we at Maximum Upton now?

Let's take a look at other past FARK debate babes

[img.photobucket.com image 460x283]

[img.photobucket.com image 462x279]

[img.photobucket.com image 460x283]

I'll make a peak Upton as soon as we find something that turns the opinion of her around and polarizes her reputation on FARK

(I didn't make Peak Adele but I did grab it from the original creator)


Oh my goodness, I had come here to try and explain this with some sort of sarcasm, but those are perfect.

You could also do one for Jessica Alba and Halle Berry.

/This place is ridiculous sometimes.
 
2012-06-28 11:47:31 AM

Thats_Not_My_Baby: I'm gonna second the "who the fark thought Adele was hot?" sentiment. She's always been a tubby, pasty, man-chin, yellow teeth having kind of gal.


Thirded.

(and bookmarked)
 
2012-06-28 11:48:22 AM
nerdy and couldn't a date?
know how I know your school was full of gays?
 
2012-06-28 11:49:34 AM
There seems to be a growing backlash against Kate Upton. She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling. But that's probably just among chicks.

Me on the other hand? When I saw her, I got that old-fashioned school boy feeling -- where I'd do anything to bone her.
 
2012-06-28 11:52:12 AM
I would hardly call her nerdy because she didn't look like a slut.
 
2012-06-28 11:52:35 AM

Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]



Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-28 11:53:55 AM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

[i.imgur.com image 585x412]


OMG! She's not a Real Doll!
 
2012-06-28 11:55:40 AM
If them boobies is fake, then that Dr is the greatest god damn medical care provider to ever utter the Hippocratic oath....they would have people lining up for years to have him/her perform his magic on them...
 
2012-06-28 11:56:11 AM

hundreddollarman: There seems to be a growing backlash against Kate Upton. She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling. But that's probably just among chicks.

Me on the other hand? When I saw her, I got that old-fashioned school boy feeling -- where I'd do anything to bone her.


Overexposure. There seems to be at least one thread a day on her, its tiresome. She has amazing tits but there is something about her that rarely earns a second glance from me.

I imagine the male backlash will come when people realize that she is going to continue these teasing photoshoots and not get nude until its too late.
 
2012-06-28 11:59:11 AM
If you've ever seen her in motion, then it's very, very clear that them puppies are real.
 
2012-06-28 11:59:27 AM
That's what passed for nerdy in their school????

Oh and:

Bucky Katt: Her nose job is much less obvious than the boobie implants.


You are retarded
 
2012-06-28 12:02:51 PM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

[i.imgur.com image 585x412]



Get even closer and check this out.

upload.wikimedia.org

No way I'm I fapping to that mess.
 
2012-06-28 12:13:37 PM
www.mckcreations.com

Kate Upton
 
2012-06-28 12:24:22 PM

guilt by association: Wellon Dowd: Balchinian: I'm still calling butterface.

And I'm still saying "Butterface?"

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]
[i.imgur.com image 640x853]


Take away the airbrushing and it's "do not want" material:

[i.imgur.com image 585x412]


FAKE


She has sh*t loads of cash, and we're supposed to believe she has yellowed (plaque) teeth and a tache? You forgot to post the picture of her mangina, and her frenching Obama.
 
2012-06-28 12:24:50 PM

chevydeuce: If them boobies is fake, then that Dr is the greatest god damn medical care provider to ever utter udder the Hippocratic oath....they would have people lining up for years to have him/her perform his magic on them...


ftfy

/pet peeeeeave
 
2012-06-28 12:26:03 PM
She's a cute girl. I'm sure her classmates are just jealous of her success, and also because they're a lot uglier than she is.
 
2012-06-28 12:26:05 PM

LandOfChocolate: hundreddollarman: There seems to be a growing backlash against Kate Upton. She's gorgeous and all, but she seems to be more than happy to allow herself to be objectified, which is a little unsettling. But that's probably just among chicks.

Me on the other hand? When I saw her, I got that old-fashioned school boy feeling -- where I'd do anything to bone her.

Overexposure. There seems to be at least one thread a day on her, its tiresome. She has amazing tits but there is something about her that rarely earns a second glance from me.

I imagine the male backlash will come when people realize that she is going to continue these teasing photoshoots and not get nude until its too late.


You never go full Katy Perry!
 
2012-06-28 12:27:05 PM
Yeah, she looks like half the other corn-bread southern Michiganders I grew up with.

/Yeah, I know she grew up in Florida, but she came from Michigan stock.
 
2012-06-28 12:30:47 PM

CheneyPepperedMe: chevydeuce: If them boobies is fake, then that Dr is the greatest god damn medical care provider to ever utter udder the Hippocratic oath....they would have people lining up for years to have him/her perform his magic on them...

ftfy

/pet peeeeeave


img.tfd.com
 
2012-06-28 12:34:48 PM
Yeah, count me in the 'what the hell school did she go to where she was considered unattractive' crowd. The only transformation she has made is from pretty to pretty and sexy.

/Unless she was also sexy when she was younger...
//Wait! Have a seat over where?
 
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