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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Pro-tip: When pumping gas, avoid the temptation to test your lighter. (w/ video clip)   ( divider line
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7980 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jun 2012 at 12:33 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-28 01:03:11 AM  
2 votes:
Smoke break by the Propane tank behind the Mobile Gas station - blurred sign says "Fammable Vapors"
2012-06-28 07:55:47 AM  
1 vote:
Since Australia is up-side-down the gasoline flowed out of the fill pipe and ignited. It would be OK to try this in the U.S.
2012-06-28 06:49:10 AM  
1 vote:
??? not Teebagers, Teenagers: Do not use your cell phone while pumping gas. You should save that for when you're driving.

Is this a weird Fark text substitution rue, like boobies? Need an edit button here!
2012-06-28 03:57:10 AM  
1 vote:
I'll never forget the day I realized I had to get the fark out of Alabama.

I was pumping gas when a man left the convenience store, ready to enjoy a just purchased pack of delicious snack crackers. He stopped immediately in front of my car, produced a lighter, and lit one end of the package. He watched it thoughtfully as the plastic overwrap caught fire and began to shrink. When the flaming plastic receded past the first few delicious snack crackers in the pack, he blew it out, and proceeded on his way.

I was too stupefied to say anything.
2012-06-28 02:04:55 AM  
1 vote:

JasonOfOrillia: Freak gasoline fight?
A Jitterbug!

/just realized that's the dude from True Blood in the back seat.
2012-06-28 01:01:04 AM  
1 vote:
What a... burn?
That sort of thing could get a man...fired?
I think he

/That's enough...
2012-06-28 12:49:31 AM  
1 vote:
At least he didn't test a cell phone call. Those are dangerous!
2012-06-28 12:41:58 AM  
1 vote:
I blame all the people working to make lighters and gas stations idiot proof. If someone makes something idiot proof, the universe sees it as a challenge and builds a better idiot. You just can't fight everything AND 13.7 billion years of experience.
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