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(MSNBC)   Man hires hitman to kill a hitman. It's like a spiral in a circle and a wheel within a wheel   (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 75
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2012-06-28 12:29:22 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-28 12:47:01 AM  
Dividing by zero?
 
2012-06-28 12:54:57 AM  
i think that would be if he hired a hitman to kill himself. this is more linear.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-06-28 01:42:38 AM  
He was shocked, he was surprised, he didn't know why he had been arrested

/Haven't we all been there, done that at some point?
 
2012-06-28 01:47:42 AM  
I see many things
 
2012-06-28 01:47:43 AM  
And death at every turn.
 
2012-06-28 01:47:48 AM  
theskimonster.com
 
2012-06-28 01:48:49 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i think that would be if he hired a hitman to kill himself.


The girl will be sad. She will have no friends left.
 
2012-06-28 01:50:00 AM  
Me? Go G? On you? Never...
 
2012-06-28 01:50:28 AM  
I wonder if the second hitman knew that his target had been hired as a hitman by his employer. If so, you'd have to think he'd be pretty wary, about a third hitman.
 
2012-06-28 01:52:51 AM  
This was a Dilbert cartoon.

Eventually it's free.
 
2012-06-28 01:53:18 AM  

Skyrmion: I wonder if the second hitman knew that his target had been hired as a hitman by his employer. If so, you'd have to think he'd be pretty wary, about a third hitman.


its too bad they arrested him and we are unable to find out.
 
2012-06-28 01:53:59 AM  
I've seen this episode of NCIS.
 
2012-06-28 01:56:06 AM  

bdub77: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x255]


Done in one.
 
2012-06-28 01:57:48 AM  
I would think that one of the big past times of the super-rich would be to hire two assassins and give them each a mission to kill the other all while betting on the outcome.

/50 quatloos on the newcomer!
 
2012-06-28 01:58:40 AM  
FTFA: The Detroit Free Press reported that he was arrested at a property he owned that police said had a sex dungeon in the basement.

Was he supposed to put it in the kitchen?
 
2012-06-28 01:59:46 AM  

bdub77: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x255]


They wanted to film that movie in my old high school but the school board turned them since it would "commercialize our education", then I hear this year they filmed the Miley Cyrus/Demi Moore movie LOL in the school. Very angry about that, as it's a really cool looking school. www.gps1979.com
 
2012-06-28 02:01:10 AM  
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did it better.
 
2012-06-28 02:01:48 AM  
The spice must flow. Nod to Lewdux.
 
2012-06-28 02:03:14 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i think that would be if he hired a hitman to kill himself. this is more linear.


www.nordicposters.com
 
2012-06-28 02:04:16 AM  
Then you get a third hitman to kill the survivor...and another hitman to kill off him...and pretty soon we're all dead!!
 
2012-06-28 02:04:46 AM  
You can't pay a hitman to kill the person that killed your wife! You pay taxes to the state so the state can kill the person that killed your wife.

Jeez!
 
2012-06-28 02:05:17 AM  

Skyrmion: I wonder if the second hitman knew that his target had been hired as a hitman by his employer. If so, you'd have to think he'd be pretty wary, about a third hitman.


If I were a hitman I'd be worried about the hitman who might have hired a hitman to hire a hitman to put a hit out on me.
 
2012-06-28 02:12:22 AM  
Man hires hitman to kill a hitman. It's like a spiral in a circle and a wheel within a wheel

It's so Ptolemaic.
 
2012-06-28 02:12:28 AM  

davidphogan: Skyrmion: I wonder if the second hitman knew that his target had been hired as a hitman by his employer. If so, you'd have to think he'd be pretty wary, about a third hitman.

If I were a hitman I'd be worried about the hitman who might have hired a hitman to hire a hitman to put a hit out on me.


thats a lot of blackjack, man
 
2012-06-28 02:14:20 AM  

Genta: davidphogan: Skyrmion: I wonder if the second hitman knew that his target had been hired as a hitman by his employer. If so, you'd have to think he'd be pretty wary, about a third hitman.

If I were a hitman I'd be worried about the hitman who might have hired a hitman to hire a hitman to put a hit out on me.

thats a lot of blackjack, man


At least I didn't say rape twice. Apparently saying rape twice in a post means you like rape.

That seems like some type of manipulation or rape of the language, depending on the perspective.
 
2012-06-28 02:16:16 AM  
i2.listal.com
 
2012-06-28 02:25:38 AM  
media.curse.com
 
2012-06-28 02:26:56 AM  
phrawgh:
i2.listal.com


The human hitmanapede
 
2012-06-28 02:30:22 AM  
what the fark kind of logic is this?
 
2012-06-28 02:30:27 AM  
www.wearysloth.com
Riddle, Mystery, Enigma
 
2012-06-28 02:37:23 AM  
Let's get this out of the way:

www.q104.ca
 
2012-06-28 02:39:17 AM  
Also this:

www.dougquick.com

Most notable because Rod Roddy's contestant plug for the final episode was "If you'd like to be a contestant on Hit Man, forget it!"
 
2012-06-28 02:45:40 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Yeah, not quite the same, but someone already took Grosse Point Blank.
 
2012-06-28 02:53:45 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i think that would be if he hired a hitman to kill himself. this is more linear.


thumbs.anyclip.com

You should have called Mr. Nugent. Mr. Ted Nugent.
 
2012-06-28 02:57:11 AM  
 
2012-06-28 03:10:55 AM  

Skyrmion: I wonder if the second hitman knew that his target had been hired as a hitman by his employer. If so, you'd have to think he'd be pretty wary, about a third hitman.


I hear the strains of a corny country song a-stirring.
 
2012-06-28 03:13:53 AM  
Ka is a wheel.
 
2012-06-28 03:14:40 AM  

AKTurkey: FTFA: The Detroit Free Press reported that he was arrested at a property he owned that police said had a sex dungeon in the basement.

Was he supposed to put it in the kitchen?


Nope, that's where you order the women back to after the sex dungeon event's done.

/after they tidy the place up naturally.
 
2012-06-28 03:17:49 AM  

RibbyK: Riddle, Mystery, Enigma


I hear they done elected one Prezzy-dent.
 
2012-06-28 03:26:07 AM  
And just one final note. This particular charming 'break-the-chain-of-evidence' tactic is allegedly popular in today's gangster-riddled Russia. You hire some shellshocked Afghan war vet (heroin addict too most likely) - one reputed to be a sharpshooter - to pop your target. Immediately he's done he gets blasted away as well.

Takes organization though. And money.
 
2012-06-28 03:34:40 AM  
I'm confused (again).
 
2012-06-28 03:41:01 AM  
img189.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-28 03:47:25 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: bdub77: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x255]

........as it's a really cool looking school. [www.gps1979.com image 500x375]



bah.... you and I both know my high school is the cooler looking one!

o2.aolcdn.com
 
2012-06-28 03:56:14 AM  
A spiral and a circle are different, and that's the farking point.
 
2012-06-28 04:08:16 AM  
So like something from Ezechiel ?
/Confused
 
2012-06-28 04:28:19 AM  

lordargent: phrawgh:
[i2.listal.com image 640x272]


The human hitmanapede


Oddly, I was thinking along the same lines. You magnificent bastard!
 
2012-06-28 04:55:45 AM  

cman: Dividing by zero?


Done in two.
 
2012-06-28 04:56:01 AM  
i92.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 05:15:45 AM  

Flappyhead: [media.curse.com image 200x200]


The first level of "Contracts" would be a good example.
 
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