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(Fox News)   Your house no longer needs to have been the site of mass murders or built on Indian burial grounds in order to kill you   ( divider line
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2012-06-28 06:19:23 AM  
2 votes:

/Don't buy the house if you see dog #4 around.
2012-06-28 03:27:47 AM  
2 votes:
This is the fault of the war on drugs.

Nobody makes Big Macs or Snickers bars at home. Nobody grows and roasts their own coffee beans. Nobody chooses to mill their own flour when they can afford a loaf of bread from a baker.

If meth was mass produced for market, it could be monitored and quality controlled. No need to cook it up at home. Plus think about how many people WOULDN'T take up meth and crack if they could just get similar highs from safer drugs developed with addiction reduction in mind.
2012-06-28 09:53:17 AM  
1 vote:

Mr. Potatoass: "That's when we found the iodine-like staining on the walls and human feces under the floor."

So, these meth heads are taking the time to remove an area of finish, and sub floor, taking a dump, then replacing it?

It's not normal to remove an area of finish and sub floor, take a dump and then replace it, but when you're on meth it is.
2012-06-28 08:07:37 AM  
1 vote:

MethFax maybe?

Would love to see what the "Meth Fox" would look like on the commercials.
2012-06-28 06:35:02 AM  
1 vote:

Public Savant: So...are human feces an integral part of producing meth?

If it's the *good shiat* it is
2012-06-28 06:12:09 AM  
1 vote:
Can't we all just smoke a bong?
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