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2012-06-27 08:08:15 PM  
Meh, i'd get in line.
 
2012-06-27 08:08:26 PM  
Yeah that sounds like a horrible date. Should have taken her to McDonald's, handed her 10 singles and told her to tuck in.
 
2012-06-27 08:09:21 PM  
Dad???
 
2012-06-27 08:09:54 PM  
I s'pose it depends on if he split the money with her.
 
2012-06-27 08:10:09 PM  
At least he didn't make her go Dutch, like someone suggested in that other thread.
 
2012-06-27 08:11:20 PM  
nice facial hair, ass chin. tell the Sisters we said 'howdy'.
 
2012-06-27 08:11:30 PM  
Actually the cop took her to Wendys, presumably because that redhaired girl told him to.
 
2012-06-27 08:12:21 PM  
Subby is such a prude
 
2012-06-27 08:13:27 PM  
Drugs ain't gonna pay for themselves.
 
2012-06-27 08:14:08 PM  
Wined her?

I know her. She lives on the second floor.

Pimin's hard, yo!
 
2012-06-27 08:15:46 PM  

Mildot: Dad???


This
 
2012-06-27 08:15:48 PM  
A Sandy woman?

...

Any other story, I'd make a joke about that. This one...I just can't.

/turns in Fark card
 
2012-06-27 08:16:24 PM  
"Portland man forced Sandy girlfriend into prostitution"

static.lol-pix.com
 
2012-06-27 08:17:36 PM  
Like a BOSS.
 
2012-06-27 08:17:52 PM  
Puh-lease.

That's the kinda date I pray for.
 
2012-06-27 08:18:13 PM  
Of course this happened on 82nd Avenue...
 
2012-06-27 08:18:30 PM  
Keepin it Weird™.
 
2012-06-27 08:18:36 PM  
Geez lady what did you expect, fine meals at Wendys are not going to pay for themselves. Plus she probably ordered the Biggie size that is like 89 cents more in addition to the six dollar meal you just ordered. I say she had it coming.
 
2012-06-27 08:19:38 PM  

Brytanica1: Puh-lease.

That's the kinda date I pray for.


Have you ever considered converting to Catholicism? It might be the answer to your prayers.
 
2012-06-27 08:20:47 PM  
I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.
 
2012-06-27 08:20:52 PM  
1) This sounds like a date I went on when I was 23, but it was the other way around.

2) Take a good look at the guy in that picture, because somebody who looks like that? There's something off.
 
2012-06-27 08:22:00 PM  
What if he got busy in the Burger King bathroom?
 
2012-06-27 08:22:18 PM  
Now that I think about it, this would make a great Portlandia episode.
 
2012-06-27 08:22:55 PM  

Brytanica1: Puh-lease.

That's the kinda date I pray for.


How you doin'?

/Don't think I'm doing this right
 
2012-06-27 08:22:57 PM  
Shady-2nd Ave, where all your dreams come true...

/P-Towner
//Anything east of 82nd is eastern Oregon
///Don't get me started on Greshamphetamine
////Git back 2 wurk hoe
 
2012-06-27 08:23:25 PM  
This is just an example of the deadbeats getting all pissy at the job creators. This guy finds a girl on the net, and helps empower her to become a self earner and all he wants is what's rightfully his, a cut. What's his crime? Motivation? How does that work with the police?

"Help! This man is trying to motivate me into earning thousands of dollars a day! Help!"

People need to sack up and be a little more bootstrappy and appreciate the job creators a little bit more.
 
2012-06-27 08:23:46 PM  

RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.


You sound like someone who has never been on a second date.
 
2012-06-27 08:24:42 PM  
subby fails at reading comprehension
 
2012-06-27 08:24:44 PM  
This probably happened because she was a little frosty
 
2012-06-27 08:25:39 PM  

Absurdity: RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.

You sound like someone who has never been on a second date.


There's also a difference between "soufflé and roast duck" and "fast food". There MUST be something in the middle.
 
2012-06-27 08:25:50 PM  
Wendy's IS one of the finer fast food eating establishments.

Taco Bell would've cut her life debt back a few decades.
 
2012-06-27 08:26:42 PM  
problem?
 
2012-06-27 08:26:59 PM  

RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.


I hate to be the one to break it to you but the wimmins can often be quite shallow. Fat wallet or a fat...you get the idea. But if you can get away with some chilli-cheese fries and a coke, more power to ya.
 
2012-06-27 08:28:05 PM  
Wendy's? That's farked up.
 
2012-06-27 08:29:04 PM  
So on the scale of first, blind dates... about a 4?
 
2012-06-27 08:29:24 PM  

RealAmericanHero: First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye.


I realize you're almost certainly trolling, but just in case, the problem here is that you just told her you are: a guy who hangs out in shiatholes.

Taking someone out for dinner on a first date is a poor choice anyway, because the odds are high that you won't click and you'll just have to sit there until you awkwardly turn down dessert and breath a heavy sigh of relief that it's over. Coffee or drinks. You can go somewhere decent without wasting a bunch of time and money, you have a polite exit if it obviously doesn't work, and you can easily turn it into a longer date if it does.
 
2012-06-27 08:29:52 PM  

Hotdog453: Absurdity: RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.

You sound like someone who has never been on a second date.

There's also a difference between "soufflé and roast duck" and "fast food". There MUST be something in the middle.


Garbage plates?

/couldn't resist
 
2012-06-27 08:30:44 PM  

Wolf892: This is just an example of the deadbeats getting all pissy at the job creators. This guy finds a girl on the net, and helps empower her to become a self earner and all he wants is what's rightfully his, a cut. What's his crime? Motivation? How does that work with the police?

"Help! This man is trying to motivate me into earning thousands of dollars a day! Help!"

People need to sack up and be a little more bootstrappy and appreciate the job creators a little bit more.


Mitt Romney approves.....
 
2012-06-27 08:31:02 PM  

Absurdity: You sound like someone who has never been on a second date.


You would be incorrect. There actually are people out there who want to see and interact with the actual person instead of having a red-carpet gala for 2 in their honor just for the pleasure of being in their presence. I'm perfectly capable of going big on meals and anything else but if you being "random person I've never met before" demands the white-knight and princess treatment, it's just not my thing. There's nothing wrong with people that want that but it isn't the only option, and having an extremely casual no-fluff meeting instead of a classic date is the best watch to sort out who is who. If it's to work, this is someone who is going to have to be able to deal with me on my worst, most low-down days, so we might as well figure out if they're in it to win it from the beginning instead of pointlessly drawing it out.
 
2012-06-27 08:31:38 PM  
How women believe on-line dating goes....

1) Meet perfect man on-line.

img818.imageshack.us

3) Marriage.

Yep. That's pretty much it.
 
2012-06-27 08:32:29 PM  

freewill: I realize you're almost certainly trolling, but just in case, the problem here is that you just told her you are: a guy who hangs out in shiatholes.


Not trolling at all. I'm sorry you're stuck back in the 50s where doing it one way was the only option and everyone had to put on an act to get people to like them.
 
2012-06-27 08:33:40 PM  

Phoenix87ta:

Garbage plates?

/couldn't resist


People outside of upstate New York won't know what that is. Heh.
 
2012-06-27 08:34:35 PM  

RealAmericanHero: Not trolling at all. I'm sorry you're stuck back in the 50s where doing it one way was the only option and everyone had to put on an act to get people to like them.


An act?

I'm sorry you actually eat at Wendy's.
 
2012-06-27 08:35:27 PM  
Officer Maul, I salute you.

See guys, there are good ones out there. I am in no way an abusive LEO apologist; I simply grew up in a municipality where the PD actually takes their oaths of Serve and Protect seriously.

/Officer Yarina, I salute you, too.
//thank you for forcing that which I did not have the balls to do myself
 
2012-06-27 08:36:45 PM  

freewill: I'm sorry you actually eat at Wendy's.


And I'm sure you've never had fast food your entire life. Aren't you special.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:08 PM  
The woman, who lived in Sandy, said Lauka had cleaned out her bank account and taken her cell phone. She was too embarrassed to ask her family for help.


Ask her family for help? Family?? Um, why not the police, idiot?? You've been beaten, robbed, kidnapped, and sex trafficked.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:18 PM  
I know, I know... that's second date stuff. I just got so excited when I met her that I threw all caution to the wind.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:29 PM  

KidKorporate: Shady-2nd Ave, where all your dreams come true...

/P-Towner
//Anything east of 82nd is eastern Oregon
///Don't get me started on Greshamphetamine
////Git back 2 wurk hoe


I'm pretty sure my old cokehead neighbor used to hang out with this guy. I remember the dude mentioned living on 82nd, too.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:49 PM  

freewill: Phoenix87ta:

Garbage plates?

/couldn't resist

People outside of upstate New York won't know what that is. Heh.


Yeah, I know. Makes people look it up.

Incidentally, exposing my Pennsylvanian in-laws to garbage plates was absolutely hilarious. "You actually EAT that?!?"
 
2012-06-27 08:39:28 PM  

Morgellons: Brytanica1: Puh-lease.

That's the kinda date I pray for.

How you doin'?

/Don't think I'm doing this right


I'll take the bacon deluxe double, an order of fries and a frosty.

/easy
 
2012-06-27 08:40:14 PM  
He bought her Wendy's so she has to sell her Arby's to pay him back.
 
2012-06-27 08:41:00 PM  

cowgirl toffee: How women believe on-line dating goes....

1) Meet perfect man on-line.

[img818.imageshack.us image 256x197]

3) Marriage.

Yep. That's pretty much it.


I bet she thought she could change him.
 
2012-06-27 08:43:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-27 08:44:38 PM  
Fricken slime ball. He needs to die.
 
2012-06-27 08:45:29 PM  

Boudica's War Tampon: Yeah that sounds like a horrible date. Should have taken her to McDonald's, handed her 10 singles and told her to tuck in.


img232.imageshack.us

Going to McDonald's on a first date is scary. If he take's you to McDonald's, chances are you will see at least two clowns. :P
 
2012-06-27 08:45:49 PM  
Pimpin' aint easy.
 
2012-06-27 08:46:28 PM  
She told police that while dating, Lauka had told her he had just gotten out of prison and was kicked out of a halfway house. She took him into her Sandy apartment.

goddammitsomuch! Girls, if you hear, from the guy you're dating himself, that he was recently convicted of, set out of prison, is on probation, etc. because of a charge of ASSAULT, especially if it involved his ex-girlfriend, run the fark away!

What the fark is wrong with you? He's not changed. You are NOT going to change or help him. He WILL beat you too, eventually...

FFS!
/the ex keeps getting girls with his sad story of I'm bi-polar, poor me; it's not my fault, even while he had a gps ankle monitor strapped on
//there was no spoken, much less legal history when I had started dating him... would have run if I had known
///I do not understand most girls
 
2012-06-27 08:46:36 PM  
Um...the cop who found her took her to Wendy's

Major fail headline, subby.

/signs that your reading comprehension may need improvement...
 
2012-06-27 08:46:55 PM  
Dear Penthouse...
 
2012-06-27 08:48:13 PM  
This took some balls! I kinda like this guy!!
 
2012-06-27 08:49:40 PM  

RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.


I think that since this was Portland he should have taken her to Burgerville at least. Buy local!

/I wonder if that guy is GaryPDX?
 
2012-06-27 08:51:00 PM  

bugmn99: cowgirl toffee: ....

I bet she thought she could change him.


It just takes time on her part. She needs to understand. She should not push him like that.
 
2012-06-27 08:51:10 PM  

RealAmericanHero: freewill: I realize you're almost certainly trolling, but just in case, the problem here is that you just told her you are: a guy who hangs out in shiatholes.

Not trolling at all. I'm sorry you're stuck back in the 50s where doing it one way was the only option and everyone had to put on an act to get people to like them.


I'm not questioning your first date policies. It's your life. I'm just wondering why your posts in this thread are so...vehement. They kinda sound like the muted rants of a guy who's not had much luck with women.

Perhaps that's not the case. But it's definitely how it sounds.
 
2012-06-27 08:52:16 PM  
Signs that subby didn't RFTA: the cop took her to Wendy's.


/kids these days
 
2012-06-27 08:52:23 PM  
freewill SmartestFunniest 2012-06-27 08:29:24 PM
I realize you're almost certainly trolling, but just in case, the problem here is that you just told her you are: a guy who hangs out in shiatholes.

Taking someone out for dinner on a first date is a poor choice anyway, because the odds are high that you won't click and you'll just have to sit there until you awkwardly turn down dessert and breath a heavy sigh of relief that it's over. Coffee or drinks. You can go somewhere decent without wasting a bunch of time and money, you have a polite exit if it obviously doesn't work, and you can easily turn it into a longer date if it does.


This. Also, movies are a bad idea for a 1st date, unless you already know that person well (friends, coworkers, etc).

IMHO, the point of a first date is to talk and see if you can stand each other. Action would be cool too, but its not the primary point. If you click, you can wait till the next date. Actually from my experience, gals kind of like the fact that you aren't trying to get into their knickers on the 1st date and they'll be down for something by the 2nd date (often).

As for Wendys or any fast food. No. For me, that's like when you're already dating and she's already pretty much cool with anything you do. I'm sorry, but on the first few dates, that makes you look like you have zero taste, cheap and/or poor.
 
2012-06-27 08:53:20 PM  

dickfreckle: I'm not questioning your first date policies. It's your life. I'm just wondering why your posts in this thread are so...vehement. They kinda sound like the muted rants of a guy who's not had much luck with women.

Perhaps that's not the case. But it's definitely how it sounds.


It's because I've had a bottle of wine.

But I still stand by what I said.

I'm actually like an asexual transsexual now but that's getting way off base of the point, lol. I did have a lot of failed relationships but I never had problems getting more until I stopped trying. My only grief with this issue is my own personal belief in what constitutes a good relationship. And again, the vehemence is alcohol :)
 
2012-06-27 08:54:33 PM  
Lauka was sentenced to 50 months in prison, as part of a plea deal worked out by prosecutor J.R. Ujifusa and public defender Jessica Minifie.

Portland is in the US, right?
 
2012-06-27 08:55:06 PM  

SirEattonHogg: As for Wendys or any fast food. No. For me, that's like when you're already dating and she's already pretty much cool with anything you do. I'm sorry, but on the first few dates, that makes you look like you have zero taste, cheap and/or poor.


That still comes from the 50s mentality. It doesn't have to be the man's obligation to choose a place and it doesn't have to be the woman's obligation to go there. There are actually things like discussing it with each other and coming to a mutual decision, and that's the approach I support. To me it doesn't matter if it's Wendy's or whatever, because that's really not the point of the exercise.
 
2012-06-27 08:55:28 PM  
I've pimped out several male Farkers in the past year. What's the big deal?
 
2012-06-27 08:55:46 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: goddammitsomuch! Girls, if you hear, from the guy you're dating himself, that he was recently convicted of, set out of prison, is on probation, etc. because of a charge of ASSAULT, especially if it involved his ex-girlfriend, run the fark away!

What the fark is wrong with you? He's not changed. You are NOT going to change or help him. He WILL beat you too, eventually...

FFS!
/the ex keeps getting girls with his sad story of I'm bi-polar, poor me; it's not my fault, even while he had a gps ankle monitor strapped on
//there was no spoken, much less legal history when I had started dating him... would have run if I had known
///I do not understand most girls


The g/f has an idiot friend like this. She's completed advanced graduate coursework and works in academia. Her live-in boyfriend, an ex-con, has been repeatedly fired from jobs in chain restaurant kitchens. She is convinced he is secretly a master chef, so she got him an interview at a real restaurant, which, incredibly, got him the job, but he then turned around and skipped two days of work without calling before telling them he wanted to work part-time from now on.

She buys his cigarettes, lets him use her car, pays for the internet connection he uses to look for porn while he's at work, pays his half of the rent while he doesn't look for a job, he never has sex with her, and there's some reason to suspect that he is, in fact, gay. At one point, he threw all her credit cards into the woods.

In spite of all of this, she is desperate for him to propose to her, and is actually going to pay for an attorney to fight his ex-wife, because she believes that he deserves custody of his children. Her reasoning is that even though he abandoned his family, has never paid child support (a big part of his rationale for refusing to hold down a job is that they garnish 50% of minimum wage), is high constantly, and can't hold down a job, the ex-wife is the bad parent because she's cut off contact and cut his BS out of her life.

I do not understand. I do not understand at all.
 
2012-06-27 08:55:59 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: She told police that while dating, Lauka had told her he had just gotten out of prison and was kicked out of a halfway house. She took him into her Sandy apartment.

goddammitsomuch! Girls, if you hear, from the guy you're dating himself, that he was recently convicted of, set out of prison, is on probation, etc. because of a charge of ASSAULT, especially if it involved his ex-girlfriend, run the fark away!

What the fark is wrong with you? He's not changed. You are NOT going to change or help him. He WILL beat you too, eventually...

FFS!
/the ex keeps getting girls with his sad story of I'm bi-polar, poor me; it's not my fault, even while he had a gps ankle monitor strapped on
//there was no spoken, much less legal history when I had started dating him... would have run if I had known
///I do not understand most girls


You're just blaming the victim...
 
2012-06-27 08:56:43 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I wonder if that guy is GaryPDX?


He's been quiet lately, hasn't he?
 
2012-06-27 09:00:10 PM  

RealAmericanHero: It's because I've had a bottle of wine.


Aaaaaah. I know the joys of posting drunk. Well, it's a joy to me, dammit. :)
 
2012-06-27 09:01:10 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: The woman, who lived in Sandy, said Lauka had cleaned out her bank account and taken her cell phone. She was too embarrassed to ask her family for help.

Ask her family for help? Family?? Um, why not the police, idiot?? You've been beaten, robbed, kidnapped, and sex trafficked.


Trying really hard not to blame the victim but damn.....
 
2012-06-27 09:02:05 PM  

dickfreckle: Aaaaaah. I know the joys of posting drunk. Well, it's a joy to me, dammit. :)


Agreed. Cheers.
 
2012-06-27 09:05:02 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: She told police that while dating, Lauka had told her he had just gotten out of prison and was kicked out of a halfway house. She took him into her Sandy apartment.

goddammitsomuch! Girls, if you hear, from the guy you're dating himself, that he was recently convicted of, set out of prison, is on probation, etc. because of a charge of ASSAULT, especially if it involved his ex-girlfriend, run the fark away!

Allow me to explain.

www.catanna.com
OH. MY. GOD. Bad boys are like SO HOT
 
2012-06-27 09:06:06 PM  
RealAmericanHero
SmartestFunniest 2012-06-27 08:55:06 PM
That still comes from the 50s mentality. It doesn't have to be the man's obligation to choose a place and it doesn't have to be the woman's obligation to go there. There are actually things like discussing it with each other and coming to a mutual decision, and that's the approach I support. To me it doesn't matter if it's Wendy's or whatever, because that's really not the point of the exercise.


I don't really disagree. However, when I was single and actively dating, that was in the Bay Area. Supposed to be a lot of feminist, left in politics, liberated gals, right? But, in my limited experience, gals told me they wanted a guy to be decisive with decisions. They want the guy to pick up the check (although they may act like they will pay for the meal or the first coffee or drinks) or the entire tab for the evening. To be the stereotypical gentleman. Etc. etc. It wasn't just persons I dated, but my female friends said the same thing.

For the most part, they weren't in a rush to get married, and they were in their mid-late 20's and have professional careers (for the most part). But, they still had what you call a "50's mentality". Is this guy I am going out with, responsible, have a decent living and can pay the bills? The only point about Wendys is that it is a subtle turnoff. We could meet at Starbucks or some other coffee shop and I walk away paying for her coffee only which is far less than a meal at Wendys, but there you have it. Perception.

But that's just my experience. Of course, yours may be very different.
 
2012-06-27 09:07:46 PM  
You never saw a brother show his pimp-hand to a biatch before?
 
2012-06-27 09:08:21 PM  
i dont get all the wendys debate anyways. the cop took her to wendys, not the "pimp" as it were. sounds like a pretty nice cop to me, alot of em would have arrested her under suspicion of prostitution or drugs and found out the story later...
 
2012-06-27 09:09:23 PM  
33-year-olds, Dude.
 
2012-06-27 09:09:58 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: ThrobblefootSpectre: The woman, who lived in Sandy, said Lauka had cleaned out her bank account and taken her cell phone. She was too embarrassed to ask her family for help.

Ask her family for help? Family?? Um, why not the police, idiot?? You've been beaten, robbed, kidnapped, and sex trafficked.

Trying really hard not to blame the victim but damn.....


The shame the family might heap on you can sometimes outweigh the shame a complete stranger in a uniform might subject you to. Who knows...

I feel for her, I truly do. And rustypouch, no, no I'm not. I'm just currently confused, pissed, hurt and nonplussed in regards to a particular situation in my own life at the moment. Who knows what he had told this woman... I am not deigning to have an inkling.

/I just needed to scream that shiat.
 
2012-06-27 09:11:06 PM  

Fano: What if he got busy in the Burger King bathroom?


images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-06-27 09:14:04 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: Trying really hard not to blame the victim but damn.....


Instant Stockholm. Just add Vodak.
 
2012-06-27 09:14:31 PM  
Fuh.... The dude's a scumbag. Total POS who deserves to eat salad in prison for ever and ever. However, the woman is clearly an idiot. I'm not "blaming the victim" because he never should have put her in this situation in the first place, but she's a grown-ass woman, not some confused 18 yo retard with poor self esteem and braces who got rolled by some older manipulator. This is totally ridiculous. I have to wonder if she didn't go into this life somewhat voluntarily (maybe "hesitatingly" or something) and then realized "Oh shiat, I'm not making as much money as I thought, and being treated like trash by strangers isn't as okay as I thought it would be"...

Who knows. I'm sure this will get me all flamed for being "misogynist", but geez-luiz, what's wrong with these women...
 
2012-06-27 09:16:44 PM  

Lidocaine: Fuh.... The dude's a scumbag. Total POS who deserves to eat salad in prison for ever and ever. However, the woman is clearly an idiot. I'm not "blaming the victim" because he never should have put her in this situation in the first place, but she's a grown-ass woman, not some confused 18 yo retard with poor self esteem and braces who got rolled by some older manipulator. This is totally ridiculous. I have to wonder if she didn't go into this life somewhat voluntarily (maybe "hesitatingly" or something) and then realized "Oh shiat, I'm not making as much money as I thought, and being treated like trash by strangers isn't as okay as I thought it would be"...

Who knows. I'm sure this will get me all flamed for being "misogynist", but geez-luiz, what's wrong with these women...


I agree. While I do feel bad for the victim and think the guy sucks, at the same time, people need to be held accountable at some point. Babying people as victims and denying their responsibility in anything is only going to perpetuate whatever condition exists. However.... right after it happens probably isn't the best time to confront them. But sometime after that she has to own what happened and get through it for her own well-being.
 
2012-06-27 09:17:19 PM  
That, or there is much more to the story than meets the eye. I mean, if someone beats you and forces you to have sex against your will with a couple of guys you never met (and maybe had also a rapey vibe, to be into this thing) and then proceeds to tell you to leave the room you are paying for and only come back if you prostituted yourself to earn X amount of dollars, when you find yourself out in the street all by yourself you simply don't go prostituting yourself to give that man the money. You either get a gun, or call someone who has a gun, which includes calling the cops on him.

So, I don't buy this story. Alice in wonderland has a more real vibe than this.
 
2012-06-27 09:22:07 PM  
Just another attack on a job creator, typical farklibs.
 
2012-06-27 09:23:33 PM  
50 months in prison for this? Good thing he didn't have an ounce of weed or a pirated DVD, or he'd be in much bigger trouble.
 
2012-06-27 09:24:26 PM  
I was going to make a Trapped In The Drive Thru joke, but unfortunately the cop took her to Wendy's.
 
2012-06-27 09:26:41 PM  

BMFPitt: 50 months in prison for this? Good thing he didn't have an ounce of weed or a pirated DVD, or he'd be in much bigger trouble.


Dude, it's Portland. Even an ounce is typically a ticket, if that.
 
2012-06-27 09:28:53 PM  
Guess she didn't want the double whopper.
 
2012-06-27 09:31:50 PM  

david_gaithersburg: I've pimped out several male Farkers in the past year. What's the big deal?


You may have a future in IT support.
 
2012-06-27 09:36:07 PM  
In other news, the new Wendy's commercial chick is hot

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-27 09:38:58 PM  
When the fark did taking a random woman you meet on the sidewalk out to lunch (at a very public fast food place) become standard police procedure for interviewing an injured party?

At the very most he should have taken her back to the station, handed the case off to a female officer, and then offered to go out and bring back some food to the interviewing room to calm her down.
 
2012-06-27 09:40:11 PM  

MAYORBOB: At least he didn't make her go Dutch, like someone suggested in that other thread.


If she did, I bet it would have turned out much better

/pimps respect ho's who pay for their own meal
 
2012-06-27 09:41:32 PM  

freewill: CapeFearCadaver: goddammitsomuch! Girls, if you hear, from the guy you're dating himself, that he was recently convicted of, set out of prison, is on probation, etc. because of a charge of ASSAULT, especially if it involved his ex-girlfriend, run the fark away!

What the fark is wrong with you? He's not changed. You are NOT going to change or help him. He WILL beat you too, eventually...

FFS!
/the ex keeps getting girls with his sad story of I'm bi-polar, poor me; it's not my fault, even while he had a gps ankle monitor strapped on
//there was no spoken, much less legal history when I had started dating him... would have run if I had known
///I do not understand most girls

The g/f has an idiot friend like this. She's completed advanced graduate coursework and works in academia. Her live-in boyfriend, an ex-con, has been repeatedly fired from jobs in chain restaurant kitchens. She is convinced he is secretly a master chef, so she got him an interview at a real restaurant, which, incredibly, got him the job, but he then turned around and skipped two days of work without calling before telling them he wanted to work part-time from now on.

She buys his cigarettes, lets him use her car, pays for the internet connection he uses to look for porn while he's at work, pays his half of the rent while he doesn't look for a job, he never has sex with her, and there's some reason to suspect that he is, in fact, gay. At one point, he threw all her credit cards into the woods.

In spite of all of this, she is desperate for him to propose to her, and is actually going to pay for an attorney to fight his ex-wife, because she believes that he deserves custody of his children. Her reasoning is that even though he abandoned his family, has never paid child support (a big part of his rationale for refusing to hold down a job is that they garnish 50% of minimum wage), is high constantly, and can't hold down a job, the ex-wife is the bad parent because she's cut off contact and cut his ...


What's to understand? The dude's got a HUGE penis, and women will put up with anything and everything to get that "FULL" feeling they deserve as explained to them by Samantha on Sex and the City.
 
2012-06-27 09:43:14 PM  
Major fail headline, subby. Like, majorrrrrr.
 
2012-06-27 09:43:55 PM  

HighlanderRPI: In other news, the new Wendy's commercial chick is hot

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]


I like how they replaced the real Wendy (Who is so very fat) with a younger, slimmer, more attractive redhead. That's just good marketing.
 
2012-06-27 09:44:44 PM  

Brytanica1: Puh-lease.

That's the kinda date I pray for.


FTFY
 
2012-06-27 09:47:35 PM  

Wolf892: HighlanderRPI: In other news, the new Wendy's commercial chick is hot

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]

I like how they replaced the real Wendy (Who is so very fat) with a younger, slimmer, more attractive redhead. That's just good marketing.


ironically their salads contain 10000 calories and 50000mg of sodium (minimum)
 
2012-06-27 09:51:23 PM  

freewill: Phoenix87ta:

Garbage plates?

/couldn't resist

People outside of upstate New York won't know what that is. Heh.


But the people from upstate New York will start Jonesing for some Nick's.

// no longer in Rochester
/// imagining the lovely, lingering aroma of a finely crafted garbage plate
 
2012-06-27 09:51:36 PM  

Wolf892: What's to understand? The dude's got a HUGE penis, and women will put up with anything and everything...


Yeah, in all honesty...

\I called it quits with three broken ribs, it just took almost a year to actually get out
//not a euphemism... yadda yadda fark
 
2012-06-27 09:52:04 PM  
Sign she's Mrs. Right: she does it
 
2012-06-27 10:00:03 PM  
How does subby type through all the seizure drool?
 
2012-06-27 10:00:04 PM  
Jesus Christ, subby, did you read the article at all? You must have to know there was any connection to Wendy's, but your reading comprehension would embarass a retarded 6 year old. Hang your head in shame.
 
2012-06-27 10:02:09 PM  

malaktaus: Jesus Christ, subby, did you read the article at all? You must have to know there was any connection to Wendy's, but your reading comprehension would embarass a retarded 6 year old. Hang your head in shame.


written like a 14 year old girl on oxycontin
 
2012-06-27 10:02:16 PM  
"There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what happened. To be successful, you need to be a person who makes things happen."
photo.goodreads.com
 
2012-06-27 10:06:30 PM  

freewill: CapeFearCadaver: goddammitsomuch! Girls, if you hear, from the guy you're dating himself, that he was recently convicted of, set out of prison, is on probation, etc. because of a charge of ASSAULT, especially if it involved his ex-girlfriend, run the fark away!

What the fark is wrong with you? He's not changed. You are NOT going to change or help him. He WILL beat you too, eventually...

FFS!
/the ex keeps getting girls with his sad story of I'm bi-polar, poor me; it's not my fault, even while he had a gps ankle monitor strapped on
//there was no spoken, much less legal history when I had started dating him... would have run if I had known
///I do not understand most girls

The g/f has an idiot friend like this. She's completed advanced graduate coursework and works in academia. Her live-in boyfriend, an ex-con, has been repeatedly fired from jobs in chain restaurant kitchens. She is convinced he is secretly a master chef, so she got him an interview at a real restaurant, which, incredibly, got him the job, but he then turned around and skipped two days of work without calling before telling them he wanted to work part-time from now on.

She buys his cigarettes, lets him use her car, pays for the internet connection he uses to look for porn while he's at work, pays his half of the rent while he doesn't look for a job, he never has sex with her, and there's some reason to suspect that he is, in fact, gay. At one point, he threw all her credit cards into the woods.

In spite of all of this, she is desperate for him to propose to her, and is actually going to pay for an attorney to fight his ex-wife, because she believes that he deserves custody of his children. Her reasoning is that even though he abandoned his family, has never paid child support (a big part of his rationale for refusing to hold down a job is that they garnish 50% of minimum wage), is high constantly, and can't hold down a job, the ex-wife is the bad parent because she's cut off contact and cut his ...


I have a friend that was reasonable sane until she hooked up with "John'.. He had every abusive, shady, over the top bad bf behavior possible and some I had never even thought of. It was surreal. He destroyed her life, she had to move home with her parents and still harbors hopes that things will turn around and he will send for her.
The upside to relationships like this is no matter how quirky your own SO is, it could always be worse.
 
2012-06-27 10:17:43 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Wolf892: HighlanderRPI: In other news, the new Wendy's commercial chick is hot

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 360x540]

I like how they replaced the real Wendy (Who is so very fat) with a younger, slimmer, more attractive redhead. That's just good marketing.

ironically their salads contain 10000 calories and 50000mg of sodium (minimum)


No one goes to Wendy's or any other fast food restaurant to lose weight. No one.
The salads are super fatty so that they taste delicious, but still give your body the calorie kick it wants. It's just fat presented as salad to help you get past your fatty guilt for eating out.
Just like Candy Corn...it's not a vegetable!
 
2012-06-27 10:19:05 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Wolf892: What's to understand? The dude's got a HUGE penis, and women will put up with anything and everything...

Yeah, in all honesty...

\I called it quits with three broken ribs, it just took almost a year to actually get out
//not a euphemism... yadda yadda fark


But at least your insides hurt in that "good" way... ;) That's really all that matters, right?
 
2012-06-27 10:25:17 PM  
freewill: buy, or have your gf buy Why Does He Do That? Inside the Minds of Angry and Abusive Men by Lundy Bancroft for this girl. Might not do a damn thing, but jesus!

Hating the ex so expediently is a sure fire way of knowing: something ain't right...
 
2012-06-27 10:29:11 PM  

Wolf892: CapeFearCadaver: Wolf892: What's to understand? The dude's got a HUGE penis, and women will put up with anything and everything...

Yeah, in all honesty...

\I called it quits with three broken ribs, it just took almost a year to actually get out
//not a euphemism... yadda yadda fark

But at least your insides hurt in that "good" way... ;) That's really all that matters, right?


If that had been the only level of 'hurt', I'd still be with him... absolutely.
 
2012-06-27 10:36:15 PM  
Yup, he took her to Wendy's and then pimped her out for a nice mark on his service record and a step closer to the Capn's office.
 
2012-06-27 10:36:51 PM  
That way wrong? But thats how I met my wife.
 
2012-06-27 10:38:59 PM  
Pimps

Hos

Tricks

Mark-ass tricks

Skizzas

Skanks!
 
2012-06-27 11:03:52 PM  

BMFPitt: 50 months in prison for this? Good thing he didn't have an ounce of weed or a pirated DVD, or he'd be in much bigger trouble.


Thinkin' the same thing...thank GOD this country's priorities on crime are so on-track.
 
2012-06-27 11:05:38 PM  

LarryDan43: Drugs ain't gonna pay for themselves.


Sadly, this.
 
2012-06-27 11:25:19 PM  
I'm just impressed that he choked a biatch with a credit card.

That has got to up the difficulty score.
 
2012-06-27 11:26:11 PM  
I'm not seeing the problem, here. She's a woman, right?
 
2012-06-27 11:57:54 PM  
you know what... I used to get really mad at hearing these stories of women dating obvious abusive nut-cases, that then destroy their lives. But now I realize that its actually good for me. I have a much lower chance of ever hooking up with any of these crazy chicks...

Thanks Abusive Assholes!
someonenoticed.files.wordpress.com

The marks you have left on your victims lives are an eternal warning sign to the nice guys that they need to just move along.
 
2012-06-28 12:00:36 AM  
 
2012-06-28 12:42:01 AM  
I hope she at least got a Spicy Chicken Sandwich. I might pimp myself for a Spicy Chicken, cup o' chili, and a Frosty.
 
2012-06-28 01:00:18 AM  

Harry_Seldon: I hope she at least got a Spicy Chicken Sandwich. I might pimp myself for a Spicy Chicken, cup o' chili, and a Frosty.


no he was like "1 item off the dollar menu and a large slurpee is ALL i'm alloting you for on date #31"
 
2012-06-28 01:02:46 AM  

dickfreckle: RealAmericanHero: freewill: I realize you're almost certainly trolling, but just in case, the problem here is that you just told her you are: a guy who hangs out in shiatholes.

Not trolling at all. I'm sorry you're stuck back in the 50s where doing it one way was the only option and everyone had to put on an act to get people to like them.

I'm not questioning your first date policies. It's your life. I'm just wondering why your posts in this thread are so...vehement. They kinda sound like the muted rants of a guy who's not had much luck with women.

Perhaps that's not the case. But it's definitely how it sounds.


Didn't sound like that to me,.. Sounded like someone who has little patience for money-grubbing chicks who act like a first date ought to to be $50 a plate. Sure, Wendy's is an extreme, but I've heard girls get all "omg! Can you believe...?!?!" because some guy took them out to a casual $10-15 a plate place. And I agree with him... sorting those girls out of the mix right off the bat is one of the best favors you can do for yourself.

Had a debate about this with a buddy recently, because I also said that after "a date" turns into "dating" a chick ought to start kicking a few bucks and picking up a few checks now and then... or at least offering.

He got all "I believe it's a man's place to blah, blah, blah," and it was pretty hard not to say "yeah, and look how well it worked out for you." (his ex-wife picked him clean in just under five years and when the finances got rocky, she ditched him and bolted for her well-to-do boss' bed so fast she left skid-marks.)

I like women who see a relationship as a partnership, not me putting them on a pedestal and throwing rose petals at their feet. I'll do that as an personal expression of love and affection... but not as an obligation to fulfill an unreasonable sense of entitlement.
 
2012-06-28 01:17:58 AM  
See...? Now this is a case where his pimp-hand was TOO strong.

You gotta coax 'em. Sweet talk 'em a little bit. Carrot and stick... Lure 'em in. Run some game. Ease 'em into the life.

Can't just be all:

"pleased to meet ya... now where's my money, biatch!?!?!?!"
 
2012-06-28 01:47:34 AM  

Wolf892: Jon iz teh kewl: Wolf892:
No one goes to Wendy's or any other fast food restaurant to lose weight. No one.
The salads are super fatty so that they taste delicious, but still give your body the calorie kick it wants. It's just fat presented as salad to help you get past your fatty guilt for eating out.
Just like Candy Corn...it's not a vegetable!


i hadn't really heard of this.... so i looked it up out of curiousity. the wendy's chicken ceasar had more fat and sodium than a double burger lol!
at 50g is like 75% rda right there...dang
 
2012-06-28 02:05:11 AM  

Lidocaine: Fuh.... The dude's a scumbag. Total POS who deserves to eat salad in prison for ever and ever. However, the woman is clearly an idiot. I'm not "blaming the victim" because he never should have put her in this situation in the first place, but she's a grown-ass woman, not some confused 18 yo retard with poor self esteem and braces who got rolled by some older manipulator. This is totally ridiculous. I have to wonder if she didn't go into this life somewhat voluntarily (maybe "hesitatingly" or something) and then realized "Oh shiat, I'm not making as much money as I thought, and being treated like trash by strangers isn't as okay as I thought it would be"...

Who knows. I'm sure this will get me all flamed for being "misogynist", but geez-luiz, what's wrong with these women...


Have you never met a totally farked up woman before? Seriously, their are some real ahole fathers out there and they generally sleep with women who are compatible. Give them a daughter and you have a neglected, no self esteem woman, who probably doesn't have any women friends and when a guy breaks up with her she has another boyfriend before the week is out.

There are lots of these women in the world. Women are not like men, women do not generally stick together, they tear each other down. You take a woman with low self esteem, who wasn't loved by her family, and you have a woman who is alone, depends on men for all her attention, and continually makes very bad choices.

It's sad, it's horrible, but blaming them for not having a better upbringing isn't gonna fix it.
 
2012-06-28 02:40:31 AM  

RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.


Wendy's is great for a pre-date. Maybe you know someone from work or school that you might want to date, so you ask them if they want to grab a burger or something. Then you eat, hang out a bit, and if you hit it off ask them out on a real date.

But when you celebrate your "dating anniversary" it's going to be when you went someplace fancy.
 
2012-06-28 03:13:37 AM  
Maul encountered the woman on Feb. 14, her fourth day of living in the motel room.

What is more romantic than meeting someone named Maul on Valentine's Day, on your fourth day of whoring.

Good times.
 
2012-06-28 04:29:31 AM  
Still better than my date last night. No sex at all.

/sad
 
2012-06-28 05:24:08 AM  

John Hopoate: Still better than my date last night. No sex at all.

/sad


Surely with a username like that you at least surprised her by sticking your finger up her ass?
 
2012-06-28 06:13:40 AM  

Lidocaine: Fuh.... The dude's a scumbag. Total POS who deserves to eat salad in prison for ever and ever. However, the woman is clearly an idiot. I'm not "blaming the victim" because he never should have put her in this situation in the first place, but she's a grown-ass woman, not some confused 18 yo retard with poor self esteem and braces who got rolled by some older manipulator. This is totally ridiculous. I have to wonder if she didn't go into this life somewhat voluntarily (maybe "hesitatingly" or something) and then realized "Oh shiat, I'm not making as much money as I thought, and being treated like trash by strangers isn't as okay as I thought it would be"...

Who knows. I'm sure this will get me all flamed for being "misogynist", but geez-luiz, what's wrong with these women...


I, too, enjoy making up my own version of events completely whole clothe based on nothing but the fact that I don't believe stories as reported.
 
2012-06-28 08:50:45 AM  
Hey I met this person online and they took me to Wendy's. Should I give them my bank account information and cell phone account password?

The guy shouldn't be punished because she let him do it.
 
2012-06-28 09:17:40 AM  
When police tracked down Lauka, they learned that he'd been choking another woman in the same motel room that he'd rented with the Sandy woman's credit card.

What is he, a ninja? Tough to choke a woman using just a credit card.
 
2012-06-28 10:15:43 AM  
Did anybody actually RTFA?? Even subby apparently only glanced at it. The cop who found her walking along the the street took her to Wendy's where she told him the story. According to the actual article, which nobody can apparently be bothered to actually read, she had been on more than one date with the jackhole who eventually pimped her out.
 
2012-06-28 11:36:56 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.

I think that since this was Portland he should have taken her to Burgerville at least. Buy local!

/I wonder if that guy is GaryPDX?


Oh great, now I want Burgerville. Closest one is in Monmouth :-(
 
2012-06-28 03:33:02 PM  
Gator´s biatches better be using jimmys!
 
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