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(Oregon Live)   Signs that your boyfriend you met online isn't Mr. Right: On your first date he takes you to Wendy's. And then later forces you to have sex with strangers in a motel room for money   (oregonlive.com) divider line 137
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2012-06-27 08:08:15 PM
Meh, i'd get in line.
 
2012-06-27 08:08:26 PM
Yeah that sounds like a horrible date. Should have taken her to McDonald's, handed her 10 singles and told her to tuck in.
 
2012-06-27 08:09:21 PM
Dad???
 
2012-06-27 08:09:54 PM
I s'pose it depends on if he split the money with her.
 
2012-06-27 08:10:09 PM
At least he didn't make her go Dutch, like someone suggested in that other thread.
 
2012-06-27 08:11:20 PM
nice facial hair, ass chin. tell the Sisters we said 'howdy'.
 
2012-06-27 08:11:30 PM
Actually the cop took her to Wendys, presumably because that redhaired girl told him to.
 
2012-06-27 08:12:21 PM
Subby is such a prude
 
2012-06-27 08:13:27 PM
Drugs ain't gonna pay for themselves.
 
2012-06-27 08:14:08 PM
Wined her?

I know her. She lives on the second floor.

Pimin's hard, yo!
 
2012-06-27 08:15:46 PM

Mildot: Dad???


This
 
2012-06-27 08:15:48 PM
A Sandy woman?

...

Any other story, I'd make a joke about that. This one...I just can't.

/turns in Fark card
 
2012-06-27 08:16:24 PM
"Portland man forced Sandy girlfriend into prostitution"

static.lol-pix.com
 
2012-06-27 08:17:36 PM
Like a BOSS.
 
2012-06-27 08:17:52 PM
Puh-lease.

That's the kinda date I pray for.
 
2012-06-27 08:18:13 PM
Of course this happened on 82nd Avenue...
 
2012-06-27 08:18:30 PM
Keepin it Weird™.
 
2012-06-27 08:18:36 PM
Geez lady what did you expect, fine meals at Wendys are not going to pay for themselves. Plus she probably ordered the Biggie size that is like 89 cents more in addition to the six dollar meal you just ordered. I say she had it coming.
 
2012-06-27 08:19:38 PM

Brytanica1: Puh-lease.

That's the kinda date I pray for.


Have you ever considered converting to Catholicism? It might be the answer to your prayers.
 
2012-06-27 08:20:47 PM
I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.
 
2012-06-27 08:20:52 PM
1) This sounds like a date I went on when I was 23, but it was the other way around.

2) Take a good look at the guy in that picture, because somebody who looks like that? There's something off.
 
2012-06-27 08:22:00 PM
What if he got busy in the Burger King bathroom?
 
2012-06-27 08:22:18 PM
Now that I think about it, this would make a great Portlandia episode.
 
2012-06-27 08:22:55 PM

Brytanica1: Puh-lease.

That's the kinda date I pray for.


How you doin'?

/Don't think I'm doing this right
 
2012-06-27 08:22:57 PM
Shady-2nd Ave, where all your dreams come true...

/P-Towner
//Anything east of 82nd is eastern Oregon
///Don't get me started on Greshamphetamine
////Git back 2 wurk hoe
 
2012-06-27 08:23:25 PM
This is just an example of the deadbeats getting all pissy at the job creators. This guy finds a girl on the net, and helps empower her to become a self earner and all he wants is what's rightfully his, a cut. What's his crime? Motivation? How does that work with the police?

"Help! This man is trying to motivate me into earning thousands of dollars a day! Help!"

People need to sack up and be a little more bootstrappy and appreciate the job creators a little bit more.
 
2012-06-27 08:23:46 PM

RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.


You sound like someone who has never been on a second date.
 
2012-06-27 08:24:42 PM
subby fails at reading comprehension
 
2012-06-27 08:24:44 PM
This probably happened because she was a little frosty
 
2012-06-27 08:25:39 PM

Absurdity: RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.

You sound like someone who has never been on a second date.


There's also a difference between "soufflé and roast duck" and "fast food". There MUST be something in the middle.
 
2012-06-27 08:25:50 PM
Wendy's IS one of the finer fast food eating establishments.

Taco Bell would've cut her life debt back a few decades.
 
2012-06-27 08:26:42 PM
problem?
 
2012-06-27 08:26:59 PM

RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.


I hate to be the one to break it to you but the wimmins can often be quite shallow. Fat wallet or a fat...you get the idea. But if you can get away with some chilli-cheese fries and a coke, more power to ya.
 
2012-06-27 08:28:05 PM
Wendy's? That's farked up.
 
2012-06-27 08:29:04 PM
So on the scale of first, blind dates... about a 4?
 
2012-06-27 08:29:24 PM

RealAmericanHero: First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye.


I realize you're almost certainly trolling, but just in case, the problem here is that you just told her you are: a guy who hangs out in shiatholes.

Taking someone out for dinner on a first date is a poor choice anyway, because the odds are high that you won't click and you'll just have to sit there until you awkwardly turn down dessert and breath a heavy sigh of relief that it's over. Coffee or drinks. You can go somewhere decent without wasting a bunch of time and money, you have a polite exit if it obviously doesn't work, and you can easily turn it into a longer date if it does.
 
2012-06-27 08:29:52 PM

Hotdog453: Absurdity: RealAmericanHero: I don't get the criticism about Wendy's. First dates are about getting to know someone, and if someone is going to be upset that the first date was just some random shiat instead of a five-star restaurant regardless of who I am, well that's all I need to know about you, goodbye. If we're so incompatible that the only thing that can get us on the same page is a fantastic soufflé or roast duck then it wasn't going to work anyway. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against shelling out for the good stuff, but if ya think getting fast food in a casual environment is grounds for immediate dismissal when going into it I don't even know who you are, fark ya.

You sound like someone who has never been on a second date.

There's also a difference between "soufflé and roast duck" and "fast food". There MUST be something in the middle.


Garbage plates?

/couldn't resist
 
2012-06-27 08:30:44 PM

Wolf892: This is just an example of the deadbeats getting all pissy at the job creators. This guy finds a girl on the net, and helps empower her to become a self earner and all he wants is what's rightfully his, a cut. What's his crime? Motivation? How does that work with the police?

"Help! This man is trying to motivate me into earning thousands of dollars a day! Help!"

People need to sack up and be a little more bootstrappy and appreciate the job creators a little bit more.


Mitt Romney approves.....
 
2012-06-27 08:31:02 PM

Absurdity: You sound like someone who has never been on a second date.


You would be incorrect. There actually are people out there who want to see and interact with the actual person instead of having a red-carpet gala for 2 in their honor just for the pleasure of being in their presence. I'm perfectly capable of going big on meals and anything else but if you being "random person I've never met before" demands the white-knight and princess treatment, it's just not my thing. There's nothing wrong with people that want that but it isn't the only option, and having an extremely casual no-fluff meeting instead of a classic date is the best watch to sort out who is who. If it's to work, this is someone who is going to have to be able to deal with me on my worst, most low-down days, so we might as well figure out if they're in it to win it from the beginning instead of pointlessly drawing it out.
 
2012-06-27 08:31:38 PM
How women believe on-line dating goes....

1) Meet perfect man on-line.

img818.imageshack.us

3) Marriage.

Yep. That's pretty much it.
 
2012-06-27 08:32:29 PM

freewill: I realize you're almost certainly trolling, but just in case, the problem here is that you just told her you are: a guy who hangs out in shiatholes.


Not trolling at all. I'm sorry you're stuck back in the 50s where doing it one way was the only option and everyone had to put on an act to get people to like them.
 
2012-06-27 08:33:40 PM

Phoenix87ta:

Garbage plates?

/couldn't resist


People outside of upstate New York won't know what that is. Heh.
 
2012-06-27 08:34:35 PM

RealAmericanHero: Not trolling at all. I'm sorry you're stuck back in the 50s where doing it one way was the only option and everyone had to put on an act to get people to like them.


An act?

I'm sorry you actually eat at Wendy's.
 
2012-06-27 08:35:27 PM
Officer Maul, I salute you.

See guys, there are good ones out there. I am in no way an abusive LEO apologist; I simply grew up in a municipality where the PD actually takes their oaths of Serve and Protect seriously.

/Officer Yarina, I salute you, too.
//thank you for forcing that which I did not have the balls to do myself
 
2012-06-27 08:36:45 PM

freewill: I'm sorry you actually eat at Wendy's.


And I'm sure you've never had fast food your entire life. Aren't you special.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:08 PM
The woman, who lived in Sandy, said Lauka had cleaned out her bank account and taken her cell phone. She was too embarrassed to ask her family for help.


Ask her family for help? Family?? Um, why not the police, idiot?? You've been beaten, robbed, kidnapped, and sex trafficked.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:18 PM
I know, I know... that's second date stuff. I just got so excited when I met her that I threw all caution to the wind.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:29 PM

KidKorporate: Shady-2nd Ave, where all your dreams come true...

/P-Towner
//Anything east of 82nd is eastern Oregon
///Don't get me started on Greshamphetamine
////Git back 2 wurk hoe


I'm pretty sure my old cokehead neighbor used to hang out with this guy. I remember the dude mentioned living on 82nd, too.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:49 PM

freewill: Phoenix87ta:

Garbage plates?

/couldn't resist

People outside of upstate New York won't know what that is. Heh.


Yeah, I know. Makes people look it up.

Incidentally, exposing my Pennsylvanian in-laws to garbage plates was absolutely hilarious. "You actually EAT that?!?"
 
2012-06-27 08:39:28 PM

Morgellons: Brytanica1: Puh-lease.

That's the kinda date I pray for.

How you doin'?

/Don't think I'm doing this right


I'll take the bacon deluxe double, an order of fries and a frosty.

/easy
 
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