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(Daily Mail)   Okay, you're a wife that's discovered your husband's cheating on you. Do you...never mind, she went straight to D, E, and F   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2012-06-27 08:45:23 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

What exactly are they pixelating this for? Do Chinese women have back tits? 'cuz I'm going to China then.
 
2012-06-27 10:07:52 PM  

TsarTom: Do Chinese women have back tits?


Yes, but they're called bits or bitties.
 
2012-06-27 11:13:58 PM  

TsarTom: Do Chinese women have back tits?


No, but American women do.

tellmewhyimwrong.files.wordpress.com

/you're welcome
 
2012-06-27 11:17:55 PM  

xanadian: TsarTom: Do Chinese women have back tits?

No, but American women do.

[tellmewhyimwrong.files.wordpress.com image 600x375]

/you're welcome


How does that happen?
 
2012-06-27 11:33:01 PM  
Kill your husband. Kill his lover. Leave the kid out of it.

And who ever said fat women don't have curves?
 
2012-06-27 11:34:59 PM  
On the one hand, that article stopped being hilarious when they mentioned that the little girl died.

On the other hand, it's the Daily Mail, so it didn't actually happen.
 
2012-06-27 11:35:29 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Kill your husband. Kill his lover. Leave the kid out of it.

And who ever said fat women don't have curves?


I would call those lumps, not curves
 
2012-06-27 11:37:11 PM  
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuck
 
2012-06-27 11:37:35 PM  
The flip side of the 'obedient' wife.
 
2012-06-27 11:38:40 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Kill your husband. Kill his lover. Leave the kid out of it.

And who ever said fat women don't have curves?


Rolls. They're called rolls.
 
2012-06-27 11:39:16 PM  

TsarTom: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x520]

What exactly are they pixelating this for? Do Chinese women have back tits? 'cuz I'm going to China then.


The Daily Mail are a bunch of Tiananmen Squares.
 
2012-06-27 11:39:30 PM  

"'This was no crime of passion. She stopped the two victims from receiving medical treatment for nearly half an hour,' said a prosecutor."


I'm confused how one naked lady could stop a group of guys from giving medial attention. Were the guys ogling her for half an hour? I see in one pic the police had their guns out but aren't moving her. I figure in America this scenario would last about three minutes or so because the naked woman would have been maced, then arrested.

 
2012-06-27 11:40:41 PM  
Never understood why women, after finding out their husbands are utter pieces of shiat, want to do anything to win them back... that's his job.


/yes, I know, men can do no wrong in farklandia, and all this could've been solved if bish would a done anal.
 
2012-06-27 11:41:24 PM  
Video please
 
2012-06-27 11:42:04 PM  

cookiefleck: Never understood why women, after finding out their husbands are utter pieces of shiat, want to do anything to win them back... that's his job.


/yes, I know, men can do no wrong in farklandia, and all this could've been solved if bish would a done anal.


Sounds like you didn't do anal.
 
2012-06-27 11:43:03 PM  

crab66: cookiefleck: Never understood why women, after finding out their husbands are utter pieces of shiat, want to do anything to win them back... that's his job.


/yes, I know, men can do no wrong in farklandia, and all this could've been solved if bish would a done anal.

Sounds like you didn't do anal.


Don't have to
 
2012-06-27 11:48:51 PM  

cookiefleck: crab66: cookiefleck: Never understood why women, after finding out their husbands are utter pieces of shiat, want to do anything to win them back... that's his job.


/yes, I know, men can do no wrong in farklandia, and all this could've been solved if bish would a done anal.

Sounds like you didn't do anal.

Don't have to


That's what you think.
 
2012-06-27 11:49:43 PM  

cookiefleck: crab66: cookiefleck: Never understood why women, after finding out their husbands are utter pieces of shiat, want to do anything to win them back... that's his job.


/yes, I know, men can do no wrong in farklandia, and all this could've been solved if bish would a done anal.

Sounds like you didn't do anal.

Don't have to


Now I'm curious...

But seriously, take out the cheating partner, not the one they're cheating with... If you're going to be dumb enough to do that... But why stay with them either way?

I can't count the number of times I heard of or saw some case, while in the navy, where the guy was out to sea and the wife/girlfriend found a boyfriend and the guy came home to an empty house, bank account, and a ton of bills (and yes, this happened to me too)...

Why couldn't this biatch have done this instead?
 
2012-06-27 11:52:09 PM  

cookiefleck: crab66: cookiefleck: Never understood why women, after finding out their husbands are utter pieces of shiat, want to do anything to win them back... that's his job.


/yes, I know, men can do no wrong in farklandia, and all this could've been solved if bish would a done anal.

Sounds like you didn't do anal.

Don't have to

Bomb on head?
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-27 11:52:47 PM  
Hmmm.... slutty chinese woman and (possibly) slutty daughter get runned down after double-teaming married man. Gotta love slutty chinese chicks.
 
2012-06-27 11:53:37 PM  

Mattyb710: cookiefleck: crab66: cookiefleck: Never understood why women, after finding out their husbands are utter pieces of shiat, want to do anything to win them back... that's his job.


/yes, I know, men can do no wrong in farklandia, and all this could've been solved if bish would a done anal.

Sounds like you didn't do anal.

Don't have to

That's what you think.


You realize that there are many men who think anal isn't end all, be all. They don't want that. It's a coat of many colors.
 
2012-06-27 11:53:43 PM  
I always wondered why women go after the mistresses rather than their cheating husbands. He's the one cheating on his wife. Her problem is with him.

And why couldn't the police or the crowd just move her out of the way?
 
2012-06-27 11:54:11 PM  

skinink: I'm confused how one naked lady could stop a group of guys from giving medial attention. Were the guys ogling her for half an hour? I see in one pic the police had their guns out but aren't moving her.


Exactly. Its farking CHINA. They disappear people there for nothing. They shoot Tibetan monks for fun. Why didn't a cop grab her arm, pull it behind her back, walk her off and stick his foot up her ass in a bush? Its not like Chinese police get cited for brutality or something. What's with the Shangdong cops? They can't neutralize a naked chick in less that 30 minutes? Heads should roll in the department--people cannot be allowed to stop ambulances. Period.
 
2012-06-27 11:54:47 PM  
Are you guys seriously trying to figure out how the mind of a woman enraged functions?

You'll have better luck teaching lions how to juggle chainsaws.

/and it will be safer too
 
2012-06-27 11:56:10 PM  

ms_lara_croft: I always wondered why women go after the mistresses rather than their cheating husbands. He's the one cheating on his wife. Her problem is with him.

And why couldn't the police or the crowd just move her out of the way?


Because she's invested time in him, not her. She is direct competition for his affection.
 
2012-06-27 11:57:06 PM  

deltersmelter: Hmmm.... slutty chinese woman and (possibly) slutty daughter get runned down after double-teaming married man. Gotta love slutty chinese chicks.


www.gamerjar.com
 
2012-06-27 11:59:20 PM  

Flragnararch: AverageAmericanGuy: Kill your husband. Kill his lover. Leave the kid out of it.

And who ever said fat women don't have curves?

I would call those lumps, not curves


after a fifth of Ten High, you could just cinch them phuqers up with your belt, titty phuq them back titties, and blow a part line on the back of that melon with your goo.

All without having to look at her front side, or remove any clothing. Win/Win.
 
2012-06-28 12:01:02 AM  
Biatches be craaazy! [shrugs]
 
2012-06-28 12:02:59 AM  

farkingismybusiness: TsarTom: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x520]

What exactly are they pixelating this for? Do Chinese women have back tits? 'cuz I'm going to China then.

The Daily Mail are a bunch of Tiananmen Squares.


Or maybe those are from a Chinese news source.

skinink: "'This was no crime of passion. She stopped the two victims from receiving medical treatment for nearly half an hour,' said a prosecutor."
I'm confused how one naked lady could stop a group of guys from giving medial attention. Were the guys ogling her for half an hour? I see in one pic the police had their guns out but aren't moving her. I figure in America this scenario would last about three minutes or so because the naked woman would have been maced, then arrested.


Chinese cops don't seem to carry non-lethal options. I also get the impression the cops weren't on the scene at first.

ms_lara_croft: I always wondered why women go after the mistresses rather than their cheating husbands. He's the one cheating on his wife. Her problem is with him.


Seconded. It's the partner, not the person they are having the affair with, that you have a beef with.

And why couldn't the police or the crowd just move her out of the way?

There's quite a don't-get-involved attitude over there, although that shouldn't have stopped the cops.
 
2012-06-28 12:04:03 AM  
So... a group of people couldn't drag her away? I understand flailing naked chick might be a handful, but work together people.

You'd think the Chinese police would have pepper spray.
 
2012-06-28 12:06:12 AM  
The picture of the daughter being carried away was heartbreaking. 30 min? What a bunch of coward bystanders/responders. Too bad the ambulance didn't call her bluff.
 
2012-06-28 12:07:02 AM  

cookiefleck: ms_lara_croft: I always wondered why women go after the mistresses rather than their cheating husbands. He's the one cheating on his wife. Her problem is with him.

And why couldn't the police or the crowd just move her out of the way?

Because she's invested time in him, not her. She is direct competition for his affection.


Sounds about right. Plus it's less of a threat to go after the mistress than to directly confront her husband.
 
2012-06-28 12:11:21 AM  

Somacandra: skinink: I'm confused how one naked lady could stop a group of guys from giving medial attention. Were the guys ogling her for half an hour? I see in one pic the police had their guns out but aren't moving her.

Exactly. Its farking CHINA. They disappear people there for nothing. They shoot Tibetan monks for fun. Why didn't a cop grab her arm, pull it behind her back, walk her off and stick his foot up her ass in a bush? Its not like Chinese police get cited for brutality or something. What's with the Shangdong cops? They can't neutralize a naked chick in less that 30 minutes? Heads should roll in the department--people cannot be allowed to stop ambulances. Period.


That cop was smart, he could have pulled out a can of whoop ass. He saw people with camera taking pictures. Imagine what could have happen to that women if there were no camera around. hehehe
 
2012-06-28 12:11:35 AM  

ms_lara_croft: cookiefleck: ms_lara_croft: I always wondered why women go after the mistresses rather than their cheating husbands. He's the one cheating on his wife. Her problem is with him.

And why couldn't the police or the crowd just move her out of the way?

Because she's invested time in him, not her. She is direct competition for his affection.

Sounds about right. Plus it's less of a threat to go after the mistress than to directly confront her husband.


It's also an ego thing... "these two women want me"
 
2012-06-28 12:13:09 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Video please


It'll show up on machovideo dotcom, guaranteed.

/not posting direct link
//not proud that i stroll that internet slum
 
2012-06-28 12:14:41 AM  
Err, why in holy fark did the ambulance driver not just back up? There is nothing behind him.
 
2012-06-28 12:21:34 AM  
skinink
I'm confused how one naked lady could stop a group of guys from giving medial attention. Were the guys ogling her for half an hour?


Seriously.
That should have been a case of KHITBASH and GBTW.
 
2012-06-28 12:27:33 AM  

Loren: farkingismybusiness: TsarTom: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x520]

What exactly are they pixelating this for? Do Chinese women have back tits? 'cuz I'm going to China then.

The Daily Mail are a bunch of Tiananmen Squares.

Or maybe those are from a Chinese news source.


Nah the crazy lady just inspired me to make a Tiananmen Square joke. I actually saw this article this afternoon on the Daily Mail and it wasn't censored. Couldn't even see anything. I guess they added the pixels later for some reason. Not subby.
 
2012-06-28 12:30:50 AM  
Farktastic
Err, why in holy fark did the ambulance driver not just back up? There is nothing behind him.




www.clusterfake.net
 
2012-06-28 12:31:37 AM  
Not that I approve, but I understand everything she did...

...except for the "getting naked" part. While entertaining for bystanders, how did it help her aims?
 
2012-06-28 12:32:56 AM  

ms_lara_croft: I always wondered why women go after the mistresses rather than their cheating husbands. He's the one cheating on his wife. Her problem is with him.

And why couldn't the police or the crowd just move her out of the way?


To sum it up, it's because the mistresses frequently know the guy is with someone else, and chooses to make the cheating possible by spreading her legs anyway, and I'd like to imagine they say "I do whut I want!!111" in the Cartman voice when she spreads said legs.

/hate dem homewreckas, yo.
 
2012-06-28 12:34:09 AM  

ms_lara_croft: I always wondered why women go after the mistresses rather than their cheating husbands. He's the one cheating on his wife. Her problem is with him.

And why couldn't the police or the crowd just move her out of the way?


It's probably something kind of primal.

Husband was, supposedly, fine before she showed up. She shows up, he starts cheating. Thus she is The Threat.

(This is assuming she wants to keep the guy. Many of them do it seems. So she doesn't go after him, since the idea is to keep him.)

/I'm not saying it makes logical sense.
//but it probably makes evolutionary sense.
 
2012-06-28 12:37:28 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Not that I approve, but I understand everything she did...

...except for the "getting naked" part. While entertaining for bystanders, how did it help her aims?


Well, as was said above, she was "safe" because there were so many people standing around taking pictures. How many would have bothered if she wasn't naked?
 
2012-06-28 12:46:06 AM  
Okay, why wasn't she shot? Inferring with emergency services is what I call an immediate threat.
 
2012-06-28 12:51:17 AM  

Peepeye: The picture of the daughter being carried away was heartbreaking. 30 min? What a bunch of coward bystanders/responders. Too bad the ambulance didn't call her bluff.


It's China. Societal forces prevent people from becoming involved in something that isn't their problem.
 
2012-06-28 12:54:27 AM  

LoneWolf343: Okay, why wasn't she shot? Inferring with emergency services is what I call an immediate threat.


I really hope you aren't in law enforcement, you'd probably taze toddlers.
i.thestar.com
 
2012-06-28 01:06:08 AM  
Gotta main biatch
Gotta mistress
Dead stepdaughter, I'm so hood rich
 
2012-06-28 01:06:27 AM  
That's a long headline
 
2012-06-28 01:23:32 AM  

LoneWolf343: Peepeye: The picture of the daughter being carried away was heartbreaking. 30 min? What a bunch of coward bystanders/responders. Too bad the ambulance didn't call her bluff.

It's China. Societal forces prevent people from becoming involved in something that isn't their problem.


More specifically, IIRC, people have been prosecuted for "good samaritan" actions. There was that case about 6 months ago of a toddler that was left to die in the middle of a busy shopping street after being run over by a van (or thrown out of one, can't remember). There was some public outcry for the laws to be revised but, well, public outcry of any kind doesn't quite sit well with China's central gov.
 
2012-06-28 01:36:57 AM  

Somacandra: skinink: I'm confused how one naked lady could stop a group of guys from giving medial attention. Were the guys ogling her for half an hour? I see in one pic the police had their guns out but aren't moving her.

Exactly. Its farking CHINA. They disappear people there for nothing. They shoot Tibetan monks for fun. Why didn't a cop grab her arm, pull it behind her back, walk her off and stick his foot up her ass in a bush? Its not like Chinese police get cited for brutality or something. What's with the Shangdong cops? They can't neutralize a naked chick in less that 30 minutes? Heads should roll in the department--people cannot be allowed to stop ambulances. Period.


I know what you mean - it's very puzzling! It's almost as if the things you've been told about China are exaggerated claims for the purpose of propaganda or something!

Personally I'm baffled.
 
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