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(WXYZ Detroit)   11-year-old boy takes his family van for a joyride; according to police he was "going at least 90 miles an hour before he lost control and crashed"   (wxyz.com) divider line 24
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2012-06-27 09:14:22 PM  
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I bet he also likes to smoke with cigarettes.
 
2012-06-27 09:28:01 PM  
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2012-06-27 09:36:39 PM  
FTFA: Courtney Morrison woke up at 3:00 a.m. like she does every day to pray.

They spelled "pee" wrong.
 
2012-06-27 10:35:43 PM  
Just remember, son... If you're not first, you're last.
 
2012-06-27 11:11:25 PM  

"She said the child was in shock, and was trying to get out, but he was pinned in the van with the pole stuck between his legs."


I don't see how the kid's puberty has to do with the story.

 
2012-06-27 11:12:17 PM  
"an thay look at the odomet and it say like 90 miles "

so it was a bran newt vang ?
 
2012-06-27 11:13:47 PM  
. "He said, "I was a very bad boy. I stole my mother's car. And my mother's going to be so mad at me."

For your sake, kid, I certainly hope so.
 
2012-06-27 11:18:21 PM  
Why Courtney Morrison gots fishing tackle in her ears, some previous accident? We need a followup.
 
2012-06-27 11:22:48 PM  
Some children want to die.

Sometimes, we should let them.

become stunt men.
 
2012-06-27 11:24:26 PM  
That mom doesn't sit still for a moment. She's swaying and gesturing. They sure are a joyous people.
 
2012-06-27 11:34:24 PM  
I know a couple kids that age and this just kind of made me laugh when I imagined them in this situation.
 
2012-06-27 11:36:13 PM  
To make this long story short:

When the cops pulled him over, he was scared as hell.
 
2012-06-27 11:37:08 PM  
Without practice on car-driving games, he never would have been able to handle 80 mph.
/yay video games!
 
2012-06-27 11:43:29 PM  

skinink: "She said the child was in shock, and was trying to get out, but he was pinned in the van with the pole stuck between his legs."
I don't see how the kid's puberty has to do with the story.


Who's the black-prided kid, who hits the brakes and steers the skid?
SHAFT!
You're daaamn right
Who drives that van, who would risk his life to drive your van?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?
What's the thing, it peirced the floor, when he's drivin' 94?"
POLE!
Right on...
 
2012-06-27 11:45:01 PM  
I see "hoodrat things with my friends" has been covered. I'll turn out the lights on my way out.

/also minivans are awful
 
2012-06-27 11:58:08 PM  
Minivans are not awful.
 
2012-06-28 12:18:38 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I see "hoodrat things with my friends" has been covered. I'll turn out the lights on my way out.

/also minivans are awful


Yes. Definitely done in one.
 
2012-06-28 12:58:01 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: That mom doesn't sit still for a moment. She's swaying and gesturing. They sure are a joyous people.


She's not the Mom. She's the neighbor, Courtney Morrison who gets up every morning at 3:00 to pray. Woman is definitely a lively one. Talks a mile a minute. She was probably thrilled to be on TV.
 
2012-06-28 02:20:11 AM  
Did anyone notice that the joyride happened on Joy Road? Joy Road is for real, it's an exit off the Southfield Freeway.
 
2012-06-28 02:23:42 AM  
90 miles an hour sounds like bullshiat to me.
 
2012-06-28 02:59:21 AM  
How soon is it before they start blaming:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-28 07:51:07 AM  
Shoulda played more Mario Kart
 
2012-06-28 01:44:02 PM  
QUICK! Someone alert the Libs! We need to outlaw vans immediately.
 
2012-06-28 03:55:00 PM  

eldie: AverageAmericanGuy: That mom doesn't sit still for a moment. She's swaying and gesturing. They sure are a joyous people.

She's not the Mom. She's the neighbor, Courtney Morrison who gets up every morning at 3:00 to pray. Woman is definitely a lively one. Talks a mile a minute. She was probably thrilled to be on TV.


Yeah, I used to be up talking fast, swaying and gesturing at 3:00 in the morning back in college all the time. Sniff, sniff.
 
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