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(CBS Miami)   Medical Examiner determines Miami cannibal did NOT have bath salts in his body, only marijuana. So this was just one really, really, really intense case of the munchies   (miami.cbslocal.com) divider line 17
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2012-06-27 11:14:59 PM
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tenpoundsofcheese: Asa Phelps: tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.

If it has no medical benefits, wtf is Marinol?

according to norml, marinol provides limited relief to only select patients.


I've been smoking weed almost daily since I was about 15 years old, and I'm in my 40s. It's one of the best things that has ever happened to me. It's something I look forward to and enjoy immensely. It gives me excellent peace of mind and helps my appetite (I don't eat much and it's hard for me to stay about 130 pounds without it). Also, having to find weed results in social activity. I've met many amazing people over the decades in my quest for good ganja, and some of them have become life-long friends.

In short, my personal experience with marijuana has been an overwhelming positive one. Your results may vary, but I KNOW that's been a wonderful addition to my life.

So shove your whiny "pot is bad" shtick. No one is forcing you to smoke it.
2012-06-27 09:43:22 PM
3 votes:
tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.

If it has no medical benefits, wtf is Marinol?
2012-06-27 08:25:00 PM
3 votes:
I think after this many years of pot use, we would know what's attributable to pot and what is not.
2012-06-28 12:28:05 AM
2 votes:
Pot stays in your system for 30 days. just because it was found in his blood absolutely does not mean he was stoned when he ate that man's delicious face.
2012-06-28 12:06:26 AM
2 votes:
Maybe the dude was just crazy?
2012-06-27 11:43:30 PM
2 votes:
FTA:

"The much-anticipated toxicology report released by Miami-Dade Medical Examiner Dr. Bruce Hyma found marijuana in Eugene's system, something CBS4 News had previously reported, but no evidence of any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs."

The psychoactive ingredients that make up 'Bath salts' change at such a rapid pace there is virtually no way of testing for them.
2012-06-27 08:49:25 PM
2 votes:
Yeah... if pot was the only drug he had on board then there really is a new zombie-creating supervirus out there.

Because pot did not do this.

or he had a previously undiagnosed etreme case of teh batshiats...
2012-06-27 08:49:17 PM
2 votes:
PC LOAD LETTER: I think after this many years of pot use, we would know what's attributable to pot and what is not.

I'm no expert, but aren't there occasionally people with really insane reactions to drugs that are rarely, if ever seen? If that's true, why wouldn't pot have the same chance?
2012-06-27 08:27:27 PM
2 votes:
Anti-pot zealots using this as a "not even once" example in 3...2...1...
2012-06-28 01:38:31 AM
1 votes:
nerdapproved.com
2012-06-28 01:01:54 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if he was a DARE graduate.
2012-06-28 12:57:03 AM
1 votes:
gund: If you take a leaf and sniff it, if it's pot, you will smell it.

Then you think "Do I feel high?" You think about that until someone walks by, and you wonder if you said it out loud. You have to maintain, now, get where it's safe. You walk towards the intersection, trying to remember if a normal human step size is 1.5 sidewalk squares or 2, then you're on a driveway and it's like 10 feet without cracks, so you just look down and try not to make eye contact with the people on the road, they're watching you, man. You get to the intersection and look for the button, it must be an automatic crosswalk because you can't find it. You wait, and it says stop, you wait like forever, and cars are stopping, waving you past, and you turn away for a moment, pretending to check your pockets... Then you see it's a stop sign, so after the first car there, you can walk... or is that just for cars? Dammit, if you had your car, this would be easier, you know how to drive past a stopsign, but walking, you can't remember. You turn right and try to find an easier intersection to cross, one without so many cars, signs, and open space. You adopt sort of a bouncy, jaunty strut, it's a sunny day so you're supposed to be happy, right? You see some old woman, and tell her you got a hot lady waiting and give her a smile but maybe you smiled wrong because she's staring at you and you need to check a mirror but you don't carry one. What if your face is all wrong, and you're smiling with a frown now? Wait. A car mirror, there's mirrors on all the parked cars! You walk over all casual, but it's too low. You bend down and your face is all pinched, man, maybe the mirror is bent. You reach out to touch it, and when you take your hand away you see someone STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Holy shiat, it's a cop, you were looking in a farking cop's mirror, is that a crime, is it? Holy shiat man, you're sooo farking high, man, holy fark, you're going to prison, man!
2012-06-28 12:22:47 AM
1 votes:
29.media.tumblr.com
2012-06-28 12:14:56 AM
1 votes:
Im still stocking up...

helablog.com
2012-06-28 12:10:02 AM
1 votes:
Because People in power are Stupid: I'm high on bath salts right now and I'd just like to say that marijuana is a dangerO...

GRrrr GrRrrr grrr GIVEMEYOURFACE!


I laughed so, so hard at this.

Could be because I smoked so much that I can't feel my face, though.
2012-06-28 12:09:31 AM
1 votes:
AverageAmericanGuy: I found a bush in a park nearby that has leaves that resemble cannabis, but without any distinctive scent.

I wonder what it is.


Could be cannabis and if it is, its in the growth stage right now. It won't smell good until the flowering stage..September and later.
2012-06-27 08:19:40 PM
1 votes:
It was the devil's weed!
 
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