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(CBS Miami)   Medical Examiner determines Miami cannibal did NOT have bath salts in his body, only marijuana. So this was just one really, really, really intense case of the munchies   (miami.cbslocal.com) divider line 175
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2012-06-27 08:19:40 PM  
It was the devil's weed!
 
2012-06-27 08:25:00 PM  
I think after this many years of pot use, we would know what's attributable to pot and what is not.
 
2012-06-27 08:27:27 PM  
Anti-pot zealots using this as a "not even once" example in 3...2...1...
 
2012-06-27 08:44:09 PM  
So are you all saying the medical examiner was lying?
 
2012-06-27 08:49:17 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I think after this many years of pot use, we would know what's attributable to pot and what is not.


I'm no expert, but aren't there occasionally people with really insane reactions to drugs that are rarely, if ever seen? If that's true, why wouldn't pot have the same chance?
 
2012-06-27 08:49:25 PM  
Yeah... if pot was the only drug he had on board then there really is a new zombie-creating supervirus out there.

Because pot did not do this.

or he had a previously undiagnosed etreme case of teh batshiats...
 
2012-06-27 08:52:26 PM  
Dave?

Dave's left arm and skull fragments are the only parts still here, man.

/Dave?
 
2012-06-27 08:55:42 PM  
www.forkparty.com
 
2012-06-27 09:03:32 PM  
Sounds like a case of...
mixconnect.com
 
2012-06-27 09:08:23 PM  
Welp, I want an AA-12 more than ever now.
 
2012-06-27 09:14:00 PM  
I thought my dealer was exaggerating when he said it was killer weed.
 
2012-06-27 09:14:28 PM  
Suck it, Steve Cohen.
 
2012-06-27 09:29:54 PM  
I've witnessed the same sort of thing happen to a pizza.
 
2012-06-27 09:33:10 PM  

Confabulat: I've witnessed the same sort of thing happen to a pizza.


filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com
Me too.
 
2012-06-27 09:37:18 PM  

GAT_00: PC LOAD LETTER: I think after this many years of pot use, we would know what's attributable to pot and what is not.

I'm no expert, but aren't there occasionally people with really insane reactions to drugs that are rarely, if ever seen? If that's true, why wouldn't pot have the same chance?


Yep, and just talked to a former drug addict friend of mine after I posted this and pot made him paranoid, so he didn't do it. Did everything else though.
 
2012-06-27 09:38:26 PM  
well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.
 
2012-06-27 09:43:22 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.


If it has no medical benefits, wtf is Marinol?
 
2012-06-27 09:48:06 PM  

Asa Phelps: tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.

If it has no medical benefits, wtf is Marinol?


A tomato-based sauce that helps relieve aches and pains?
 
2012-06-27 10:03:17 PM  

Asa Phelps: tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.

If it has no medical benefits, wtf is Marinol?


according to norml, marinol provides limited relief to only select patients.
 
2012-06-27 10:03:33 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.


I read all your posts as "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" and envision a little kitten chasing a ball of yarn. It makes the interwebby tolerable.
 
2012-06-27 10:11:11 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Dave?

Dave's left arm and skull fragments are the only parts still here, man.

/Dave?


Dave's not here.
 
2012-06-27 10:16:07 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Asa Phelps: tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.

If it has no medical benefits, wtf is Marinol?

according to norml, marinol provides limited relief to only select patients.


that sounds like a medical benefit
 
2012-06-27 10:41:14 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I think after this many years of pot use, we would know what's attributable to pot and what is not.


well clearly you dont know how this game is played. Watch for fauxnews to talk about the MADNESS of legalizing pot and how it will lead to millions of cannibal attacks!!!
 
2012-06-27 11:14:59 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Asa Phelps: tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.

If it has no medical benefits, wtf is Marinol?

according to norml, marinol provides limited relief to only select patients.


I've been smoking weed almost daily since I was about 15 years old, and I'm in my 40s. It's one of the best things that has ever happened to me. It's something I look forward to and enjoy immensely. It gives me excellent peace of mind and helps my appetite (I don't eat much and it's hard for me to stay about 130 pounds without it). Also, having to find weed results in social activity. I've met many amazing people over the decades in my quest for good ganja, and some of them have become life-long friends.

In short, my personal experience with marijuana has been an overwhelming positive one. Your results may vary, but I KNOW that's been a wonderful addition to my life.

So shove your whiny "pot is bad" shtick. No one is forcing you to smoke it.
 
2012-06-27 11:19:02 PM  
So clearly it was because of marijuana
 
2012-06-27 11:36:52 PM  
I'm high on bath salts right now and I'd just like to say that marijuana is a dangerO...

GRrrr GrRrrr grrr GIVEMEYOURFACE!
 
2012-06-27 11:43:30 PM  
FTA:

"The much-anticipated toxicology report released by Miami-Dade Medical Examiner Dr. Bruce Hyma found marijuana in Eugene's system, something CBS4 News had previously reported, but no evidence of any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs."

The psychoactive ingredients that make up 'Bath salts' change at such a rapid pace there is virtually no way of testing for them.
 
2012-06-27 11:46:31 PM  
http://www.spin.com/articles/bathlands-deep-heart-americas-new-drug-ni ghtmare
 
2012-06-27 11:51:15 PM  

Jamdug!: FTA:

"The much-anticipated toxicology report released by Miami-Dade Medical Examiner Dr. Bruce Hyma found marijuana in Eugene's system, something CBS4 News had previously reported, but no evidence of any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs."

The psychoactive ingredients that make up 'Bath salts' change at such a rapid pace there is virtually no way of testing for them.


Not sure if serious....


There's a big difference between "Not in a standard test." and "Untraceable."

Methedrone, aka bath salts, isn't invisible or unkown.
 
2012-06-27 11:55:13 PM  

doglover: Jamdug!: FTA:

"The much-anticipated toxicology report released by Miami-Dade Medical Examiner Dr. Bruce Hyma found marijuana in Eugene's system, something CBS4 News had previously reported, but no evidence of any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs."

The psychoactive ingredients that make up 'Bath salts' change at such a rapid pace there is virtually no way of testing for them.

Not sure if serious....


There's a big difference between "Not in a standard test." and "Untraceable."

Methedrone, aka bath salts, isn't invisible or unkown.


http://www.spin.com/articles/bathlands-deep-heart-americas-new-drug-n i ghtmare
 
2012-06-27 11:56:49 PM  

brap: tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.

I read all your posts as "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" and envision a little kitten chasing a ball of yarn. It makes the interwebby tolerable.


I'd like to think he said the exact opposite of what he really thinks for comedic effect, but the kitten and ball of yarn works too.
 
2012-06-28 12:03:16 AM  
I found a bush in a park nearby that has leaves that resemble cannabis, but without any distinctive scent.

I wonder what it is.
 
2012-06-28 12:03:48 AM  

Generation_D: So are you all saying the medical examiner was lying?


Well, of course! He works for a governmental body, so he's lying no matter wat comes out of his mouth.

Geez, thought everyone knew that by now.
 
2012-06-28 12:05:58 AM  
I blaming the religion he practiced which had some cannibalistic ritual, I believe it was called Christianity if I'm not mistaken.
 
2012-06-28 12:06:26 AM  
Maybe the dude was just crazy?
 
2012-06-28 12:06:39 AM  
Eating your grandmother's tits off isn't normal.

But on pot it is.
 
2012-06-28 12:08:23 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.


Check out the pot moobs in my PIP!
 
2012-06-28 12:09:18 AM  

Confabulat: tenpoundsofcheese: Asa Phelps: tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.

If it has no medical benefits, wtf is Marinol?

according to norml, marinol provides limited relief to only select patients.

I've been smoking weed almost daily since I was about 15 years old, and I'm in my 40s. It's one of the best things that has ever happened to me. It's something I look forward to and enjoy immensely. It gives me excellent peace of mind and helps my appetite (I don't eat much and it's hard for me to stay about 130 pounds without it). Also, having to find weed results in social activity. I've met many amazing people over the decades in my quest for good ganja, and some of them have become life-long friends.

In short, my personal experience with marijuana has been an overwhelming positive one. Your results may vary, but I KNOW that's been a wonderful addition to my life.

So shove your whiny "pot is bad" shtick. No one is forcing you to smoke it.


I am by no means a pot smoker, hell I have only smoked maybe 2 times in my whole life, but I did live with some massive pot heads and I completely agree with what you said.

What amazes me is that in pretty much every state anybody over 21 can walk into a liquor store and buy alcohol so strong and such high proof that you could power a jet or car with it yet when it comes to weed it's still illegal. DUI is a serious issue and alcohol is some deadly shiat but weed, the unlaced kind of stuff the natural growing in someones home, is far from that deadly. It needs to be come legal and regulated and the US needs to get serious on how they deal with crimes involving drugs. Republicans and many others need to observe how other countries are dealing with drugs and follow their model, stop sticking your head in the sand and learn from others who have gone down the same path.
 
2012-06-28 12:09:31 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I found a bush in a park nearby that has leaves that resemble cannabis, but without any distinctive scent.

I wonder what it is.


Could be cannabis and if it is, its in the growth stage right now. It won't smell good until the flowering stage..September and later.
 
2012-06-28 12:10:02 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I'm high on bath salts right now and I'd just like to say that marijuana is a dangerO...

GRrrr GrRrrr grrr GIVEMEYOURFACE!


I laughed so, so hard at this.

Could be because I smoked so much that I can't feel my face, though.
 
2012-06-28 12:10:07 AM  
This is BS. I'll bet it was that synthetic crap (hemp sticks sprayed with so-called THC but it's really who knows what). They sell it in magazines.
 
2012-06-28 12:10:08 AM  
Oh great, so now the pro-war on drugs crowd can spend the next 15 years using this awful story to score political points.
 
2012-06-28 12:10:13 AM  

belhade: tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.

Check out the pot moobs in my PIP!


Put down the baby, Panama Red.
 
2012-06-28 12:10:34 AM  
I didn't read this story but I read it elsewhere and the guy had K2 in his system and just like the story below about the K9 this guy had the same problem. This has nothing to do with weed.
 
2012-06-28 12:12:51 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: well, it makes you paranoid, has no medicinal benefits according to the FDA and gives you moobs and the munchies, so no surprise here.



FDA-approved cure for anorexia?
 
2012-06-28 12:14:56 AM  
Im still stocking up...

helablog.com
 
2012-06-28 12:15:40 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I found a bush in a park nearby that has leaves that resemble cannabis, but without any distinctive scent.

I wonder what it is.


Tickseed? My brother was disapoint visiting my house.
 
2012-06-28 12:16:49 AM  

Mark Ratner: AverageAmericanGuy: I found a bush in a park nearby that has leaves that resemble cannabis, but without any distinctive scent.

I wonder what it is.

Could be cannabis and if it is, its in the growth stage right now. It won't smell good until the flowering stage..September and later.


Hmm. It's about 5' high and has lots of leaves. None of the buds I'd expect to recognize, though.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Took this pic this morning on my way to the train station. Maybe some botanist can help identify it.
 
2012-06-28 12:20:44 AM  
I'm high right now ... munching on baby ...

corn.


/Dude! Wait, what?
 
2012-06-28 12:20:52 AM  
It's near impossible to test for bath salts. I think the M.E. is just trying to save face.
 
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