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(Daily Mail)   Megan Fox showing off the bump that will soon be her own little Decepticon   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 48
    More: Sappy, Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox, Decepticon, Hawaii, wedding anniversary, greens, Scarlett Johansson, good looks  
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2012-06-27 04:50:01 PM  
"Little Johnny arrived as expected, with all 8 fingers and 12 toes."
 
2012-06-27 05:26:49 PM  

bdub77: "Little Johnny arrived as expected, with all 8 fingers and 12 toes."


It will take a full month for all 16 tentacles to form.
 
2012-06-27 05:28:43 PM  
Nothing about those photos seem staged and posed at all...
 
2012-06-27 05:32:54 PM  
Is it more difficult to suckle a toe-thumb?
 
2012-06-27 05:34:02 PM  
You could boost that kid's IQ by a magnitude of order and he'd still be dumber than your average Creationist.
 
2012-06-27 05:34:19 PM  
Is she using all-wood dildos? How could her vag-box be img1.fark.net?
 
2012-06-27 05:35:17 PM  

zarberg: You could boost that kid's IQ by a magnitude of order and he'd still be dumber than your average Creationist.


Considering its mother will always be a million times more successful than you, forgive me for considering you a retard who makes wildly unsubstantiated claims.
 
2012-06-27 05:38:44 PM  
Why does she have all that ugly trashy writing scrawled all over her body?

Uuuuuugly!
 
2012-06-27 05:38:49 PM  

zarberg


You could boost that kid's IQ by a magnitude of order and he'd still be dumber than your average Creationist.


How about an "order of magnitude"? Ring any bells?
 
2012-06-27 05:39:13 PM  
Is it Shia's?
 
2012-06-27 05:42:24 PM  

urban.derelict: zarberg: You could boost that kid's IQ by a magnitude of order and he'd still be dumber than your average Creationist.

Considering its mother will always be a million times more successful than you, forgive me for considering you a retard who makes wildly unsubstantiated claims.


Ooof, I'm sorry, did you eat a huge bowl of asshole flakes this morning? I just figured it was a pretty common fark meme to pick on Megan Fox for being dumber than a stump.
 
2012-06-27 05:49:54 PM  
data5.blog.de

/What her future child might look like.
 
2012-06-27 05:50:51 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: How about an "order of magnitude"? Ring any bells?


Pop pop!
 
2012-06-27 05:51:15 PM  
Metallo got Megan Fox pregnant? Not bad.
 
2012-06-27 05:51:53 PM  
She looks good in that set of pictures.
 
2012-06-27 05:59:25 PM  
She's got a little thumb in the oven!
 
2012-06-27 05:59:35 PM  

urban.derelict: zarberg: You could boost that kid's IQ by a magnitude of order and he'd still be dumber than your average Creationist.

Considering its mother will always be a million times more successful than you, forgive me for considering you a retard who makes wildly unsubstantiated claims.


You mean more wealthy.

She's pretty much a failure in her chosen profession.
 
2012-06-27 06:02:06 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She looks good in that set of pictures.


Her set looks pretty good in those pictures too. If you know what I mean and I think that you do.
 
2012-06-27 06:03:45 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQU7HRJWS1s
 
2012-06-27 06:03:56 PM  

Decillion: urban.derelict: zarberg: You could boost that kid's IQ by a magnitude of order and he'd still be dumber than your average Creationist.

Considering its mother will always be a million times more successful than you, forgive me for considering you a retard who makes wildly unsubstantiated claims.

You mean more wealthy.

She's pretty much a failure in her chosen profession.


Wank-fodder? She's pretty successful at that.
 
2012-06-27 06:09:42 PM  
poor fetus, it has no chance of ever developing a brain.
 
2012-06-27 06:11:10 PM  
by the gods...

i0.kym-cdn.com

WHO THE HELL GAVE HER PERMISSION TO BE ATTRACTIVE TO ME?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?


oh megan honey call me. oh the things i would do to you. we can make fifty shades of gray look like a grade school sex ed primer.


/can you tell i have a thing for pregnant ladies?

while getting a 'i can fap to this' image i pulled up this little beauty that made me blow coffee out my nose.
 
2012-06-27 06:12:26 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: while getting a 'i can fap to this' image i pulled up this little beauty that made me blow coffee out my nose.


You terrible person
 
2012-06-27 06:17:14 PM  
A pity those pics seem staged. I mean, they seem genuinely affectionate to each other, but the circumstances of the photos. Unless it was a really good stalker photo-op.
 
2012-06-27 06:25:19 PM  
The glowing beauty wasn't scared to show off her new curves as she shared kisses with hubby Brian Austin Green on the Hawaiian island of Kona.

Uh, no.
 
2012-06-27 06:35:46 PM  

phlegmmo: The glowing beauty wasn't scared to show off her new curves as she shared kisses with hubby Brian Austin Green on the Hawaiian island of Kona.

Uh, no.


i take it you've never been to the italian islands of breve, cappucino, and espresso, my friend?
 
2012-06-27 06:39:37 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: phlegmmo: The glowing beauty wasn't scared to show off her new curves as she shared kisses with hubby Brian Austin Green on the Hawaiian island of Kona.

Uh, no.

i take it you've never been to the italian islands of breve, cappucino, and espresso, my friend?



Why yes, a latte times.
 
2012-06-27 06:50:49 PM  
Trashy tats aside, that is one woman that will glow at about 7 months preggers.
 
2012-06-27 07:06:31 PM  

phlegmmo: The glowing beauty wasn't scared to show off her new curves as she shared kisses with hubby Brian Austin Green on the Hawaiian island of Kona.

Uh, no.


KONA 2012
 
2012-06-27 07:33:27 PM  
Heh, yeah, technically its the Hawaiian island of Hawaii, on the Kona side.
 
2012-06-27 07:52:46 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-06-27 09:18:08 PM  
Hopefully the baby will get his thumbs.
 
2012-06-27 09:19:20 PM  
The sight of pregnant women is revolting. If they're wearing bathing suits, that's even worse.
/DNRTFA
//I don't want kids
///I would make a terrible father
 
2012-06-27 09:26:54 PM  
A fat Megan Fox? Now you're talking!
 
2012-06-27 10:50:15 PM  
It won't be nearly so cute when it bursts out of her chest.
 
2012-06-27 11:08:37 PM  

Riotboy: A fat Megan Fox? Now you're talking!


Here ya go, dude:

www.x929.ca
 
2012-06-27 11:48:35 PM  
Nobody caught on to my Smallville reference
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2012-06-28 12:27:52 AM  

urban.derelict: Considering its mother will always be a million times more successful than you, forgive me for considering you a retard who makes wildly unsubstantiated claims.


Because looking good is the only possible measure of success?
 
2012-06-28 02:24:26 AM  
WTF is up with that dude's legs?? It's like some weird veiney, bumpy shiat you see on 80 year olds.
 
2012-06-28 04:03:21 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

The second that Brian Austin Green realized that he was never going to nail that Transformers version of Megan Fox again.

/Oh hell for preggo she looks good I'd jump on it
 
2012-06-28 06:38:22 AM  

urban.derelict: zarberg: You could boost that kid's IQ by a magnitude of order and he'd still be dumber than your average Creationist.

Considering its mother will always be a million times more successful than you, forgive me for considering you a retard who makes wildly unsubstantiated claims.


Worthington's Law

More Money = Better Than
 
2012-06-28 10:19:40 AM  
I forgot...why do we hate Megan Fox again?
 
2012-06-28 12:28:16 PM  
What's with Brian's nasty veiny legs?
 
2012-06-28 04:44:44 PM  

Dr. Frisbee: WTF is up with that dude's legs?? It's like some weird veiney, bumpy shiat you see on 80 year olds.


LV426: What's with Brian's nasty veiny legs?


It's what happens in your late 30's if you have next to no body fat like he does. The veins in the legs are always more noticeable because they're dealing with the highest pressure.
 
2012-06-28 04:49:33 PM  

ontariolightning: Nobody caught on to my Smallville reference
[tvmedia.ign.com image 320x480]


Sorry, dude. Derek would kill himself before he was morphed into metal against his will.
 
2012-06-28 04:51:36 PM  
surfme.files.wordpress.com

Brian and Megan are too cute for words.
 
2012-06-28 04:55:58 PM  

Dr. Frisbee: WTF is up with that dude's legs?? It's like some weird veiney, bumpy shiat you see on 80 year olds.


I didn't make it to his legs.... I just care about one Thing:

entrylevelheiress.typepad.com

by how much is this photo photoshopped?
 
2012-06-28 05:33:36 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Dr. Frisbee: WTF is up with that dude's legs?? It's like some weird veiney, bumpy shiat you see on 80 year olds.

I didn't make it to his legs.... I just care about one Thing:

[entrylevelheiress.typepad.com image 360x438]

by how much is this photo photoshopped?


Maybe he should eat a cheeseburger instead of smoking!
 
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