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(The Week)   Oh FFS, do we really gotta have THIS discussion? Actual headline: "Is Brave's Heroine Gay?"   (theweek.com ) divider line
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2012-06-27 05:17:51 PM  
9 votes:
Is Wall-E a lesbian? I mean he's an oafish, weak, effeminate robot. He has no cock. He arguably has a huge vagina whose only purpose is to destroy that around him. He wears makeup. He likes chick flicks. He likes to sunbathe. And yet we assume he is a man, because he goes after a much more powerful robot that happens to look cleaner and have a lighter voice and occasionally giggles.
2012-06-27 06:42:42 PM  
6 votes:

06Wahoo: It never ceases to amaze me how often people go looking for messages that aren't in any way being conveyed.


No I will not have sex with you.
2012-06-27 04:47:26 PM  
5 votes:
I declare a hot (legal) teen redhead lesbian thread!

/we perverts claimed it first
//you idiots who want to argue about homophobia vs gay agenda indcotrination find some other thread
2012-06-27 07:30:15 PM  
4 votes:
www.celebrityplasticsurgery.tv
2012-06-27 04:55:01 PM  
4 votes:
Because it's oh so healthy to tell young girls that if they don't follow rigidly defined gender stereotypes, even down to letting their parents organize a contest for their hand in marriage like you're some trophy, they must be a giant dyke. Thanks a lot media for reinforcing gender stereotypes and putting pressure on young girls to conform.
2012-06-27 06:37:35 PM  
3 votes:
Did you ever think Bugs Bunny was sexy when he dressed up like a girl?
2012-06-27 06:37:13 PM  
3 votes:
assets.motivationalgenerator.com
2012-06-27 05:26:12 PM  
3 votes:

bdub77: Is Wall-E a lesbian? I mean he's an oafish, weak, effeminate robot. He has no cock. He arguably has a huge vagina whose only purpose is to destroy that around him. He wears makeup. He likes chick flicks. He likes to sunbathe. And yet we assume he is a man, because he goes after a much more powerful robot that happens to look cleaner and have a lighter voice and occasionally giggles.


But actually is a big vibrating egg.

I guess treads would be sensible shoes to a robot.
2012-06-28 01:29:51 AM  
2 votes:
I may not be particularly happy with the way my life is right now, but at least I didn't spend years earning a journalism degree only to end up writing an article speculating on the sexuality of a cartoon character.

I feel better. So should you.
2012-06-27 10:22:19 PM  
2 votes:
www.metalsucks.net
2012-06-27 06:38:30 PM  
2 votes:
hasn't anybody bothered to make a paper mache' volcano yet?
2012-06-28 02:17:01 AM  
1 vote:
"She wanted to wait and choose whom she married."

DID YOU NOT WATCH ALADDIN!?!?! JESUS CHRIST!!!

Jasmine didn't want to be forced into marriage. Jasmine didn't want to act like a princess. Jasmine ran AWAY!

But I'll just leave this here:

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-06-28 12:10:39 AM  
1 vote:
you people talk a lot.

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2012-06-27 10:34:50 PM  
1 vote:

megalynn44: megalynn44: LeafyGreens: OMG gay agenda! Also, enjoy this bit of majesty for no reason whatsoever except that I found it especially vulgar:

[i.imgur.com image 414x800]

This........is NOT real. Right? RIGHT?!!! Seriously, I NEED to know this is fake.

ERMAHGERD

She's a "Retale Speshialist at Fashion Bug"

Link


The harpoons. Man them.
2012-06-27 10:14:33 PM  
1 vote:

Six_By_Nine: Meh. How about the pagan agenda in this movie?

There are only three women in it (not counting the busty maid): the maiden, the mother and the crone (and the crone is a WITCH! That because of her awesome power can only CURSE! Not work for the benefit of the world!)

My goodness, Brave is the work of...

[churchlady.jpg]

BEARSATAN?!?!


ftfy
2012-06-27 09:42:54 PM  
1 vote:

Gig103: since 2008 nobody has learned any environmental lessons from Wall-E


A national movement has followed a Wall-E lifestyle since shortly after 2009.

publicintelligence.net
2012-06-27 09:39:31 PM  
1 vote:
OMG gay agenda! Also, enjoy this bit of majesty for no reason whatsoever except that I found it especially vulgar:

i.imgur.com
2012-06-27 09:21:42 PM  
1 vote:

theresnothinglft: There is even a scene where she takes a passing liking (arousal if you will) to one of the would be suitors (it was buried in a joke but it still stands) which suggests that she is just pre-sexual on the verge of discovering it.


Not to mention that she's strongly independent and NONE of the suitors gave her a good first(hall scene) or second(archery contest) impression. Even her father was putting them down during that.

For the guys, how would you like it if your father showed up and said 'you're marrying one of these three girls'. All three are on the 'plain side'. To boot, the 'winner' will be by a cooking contest tomorrow, and you like to cook. You're good at it. It's obvious early on in the contest that non of them have a clue.

You could be heterosexual as all fark and STILL be upset about the situation.
2012-06-27 08:53:10 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: shivashakti: Does every thread have to involve the objectification of women or am I just on the wrong website?

Don't be silly. Women can't be objectified--they're not people.


Don't you hate it when people try to anthropomorphize women?
2012-06-27 08:36:34 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: shivashakti: Does every thread have to involve the objectification of women or am I just on the wrong website?

Don't be silly. Women can't be objectified--they're not people.


I thought that was redheads, what with the soullessness and the eyes that will then suck in your soul
2012-06-27 08:02:23 PM  
1 vote:

rynthetyn: Because it's oh so healthy to tell young girls that if they don't follow rigidly defined gender stereotypes, even down to letting their parents organize a contest for their hand in marriage like you're some trophy, they must be a giant dyke. Thanks a lot media for reinforcing gender stereotypes and putting pressure on young girls to conform.


I'm late to this thread, but that's actually an excellent point for both boys and girls, men and women.

If you are not happily married at 28: dyke.
No girlfriend: you must be gay.
fark just one goat: goat farker.

Seriously though, excellent point. Everyone must follow one of four set paths at exactly the same time or else we burn them.
2012-06-27 07:47:11 PM  
1 vote:
I'm reminded strongly of Mulan here...
2012-06-27 07:18:52 PM  
1 vote:

cdnimg.visualizeus.com

2012-06-27 07:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
cdn01.cdn.justjared.com

She's not a red-head, she's not wearing makeup, and yet there is something terribly sexy there. Amen.
2012-06-27 07:04:58 PM  
1 vote:

Balchinian: Odd, I thought she was a fictional cartoon character.


Wow. Looks like somebody doesn't have a Masters degree in Gender Studies.
2012-06-27 06:53:20 PM  
1 vote:
Who cares? The one @ WDW is kinda hot.

www.bestoforlando.com
2012-06-27 06:48:15 PM  
1 vote:
She's just another typical LUR. L.esbian U.ntil R.escued.
2012-06-27 06:47:17 PM  
1 vote:
She will be in a bunch of pics on the internet soon, just like every other Disney princess.
2012-06-27 06:47:13 PM  
1 vote:

Boudica's War Tampon: This is relevant to my interests.

Boudica was one tough mama-jama. Was she gay? She had daughters but that's not necessarily proof of heterosexuality or bi-sexuality. Who cares what her or any other brave woman's sexuality is. Besides, bravery expresses itself in dark places where the media and the hangers-on don't go.

So she fought the good fight. That's all that's necessary to know.


Bodica was queen because her husband was king. When the Romans killed him, she formed a huge army to avenge his death.

In the "Historical figure least likely to be homosexual", she's in the running.
2012-06-27 06:43:30 PM  
1 vote:
I bet Braves heroine loves rainbow oreos too, shes going to hell SO hard!
2012-06-27 06:41:55 PM  
1 vote:
It never ceases to amaze me how often people go looking for messages that aren't in any way being conveyed.
2012-06-27 06:39:49 PM  
1 vote:
Does she eat Oreos in the movie or something?
2012-06-27 06:37:54 PM  
1 vote:
No, but if you're a dude and you went to see it, you probably are.

NTTATWWT
2012-06-27 06:34:21 PM  
1 vote:
I'm waiting for someone to come up with an illustration of Pocahontas parting Merida's firecrotch like the red sea.

Rule 34, you never let me down before.
2012-06-27 06:33:01 PM  
1 vote:
Giggity?
2012-06-27 05:43:16 PM  
1 vote:
CLEARLY THE TITLE BRAVE IS A REFERENCE TO THE BRAVE ONE A MOVIE STARRING JODIE FOSTER WHO IS A LESBIAN

QED
2012-06-27 05:37:53 PM  
1 vote:

bdub77: He wears makeup. He likes chick flicks. He likes to sunbathe.


You forgot loves showtunes. If there's a gayer group of showtunes than that of the score of Hello, Dolly! I don't know what it is.
2012-06-27 04:45:09 PM  
1 vote:
No, but the author, subby and whoever greenlit this thinks so.

Knock yourself out.
 
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