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(New Zealand Herald)   Court reporter kicked out of murder trial for wearing gold sequinned "disco pants". Of course there's a photo - you be the judge   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 92
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2012-06-27 04:47:37 PM  
I'd boogie-oogie-oogie it
 
2012-06-27 04:55:54 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
Feel her pain
 
2012-06-27 04:58:10 PM  
 
2012-06-27 04:59:52 PM  
Click "expand" to see the pants, and you get

media.nzherald.co.nz

Online editing... how does it work?
 
2012-06-27 05:08:15 PM  
If she'd shown up wearing a mirrored ball, I'd be concerned
 
2012-06-27 05:39:20 PM  
It does seem a bit out of place in Court. Wouldn't someone who is a court reporter have proper attire for work?

Oddly jeans are OK, perhaps jorts too.

When I have to appear in Court I wear a suit of dark gray or blue. (I don't own loud colors I'm Republican).
 
2012-06-27 06:31:14 PM  
I'd hold her in contempt, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-06-27 06:35:07 PM  
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2012-06-27 06:35:36 PM  
I would absolutely consider that appropriate courtroom attire....If she was the girlfriend of the defendant on trial for dealing drugs and/or solicitation of sex.

But a reporter? Nah.
 
2012-06-27 06:42:50 PM  
Gold sequins?

maggiemcneill.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-27 07:38:01 PM  
I'll have to see what she looks like without the pants before I can make a decision.
 
2012-06-27 07:38:38 PM  

Ambivalence: I would absolutely consider that appropriate courtroom attire....If she was the girlfriend of the defendant on trial for dealing drugs and/or solicitation of sex.

But a reporter? Nah.


I don't know. I opened the article expecting to think that but from the little photo it doesn't really look bad. Of course it is a tiny picture so I could be wrong.
 
2012-06-27 07:38:57 PM  
That's a great pic of those pants they posted.

/just noticed that yesterday I turned 10 farkyears old!!
//Ah...the memories
///...and the slashies
 
2012-06-27 07:39:37 PM  
The sparkle that shines
img835.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-27 07:41:02 PM  
She added: "I don't know why people are acting like they've never seen sequinned pants before."

I don't think the issue is that no one's ever seen them. It's that no one should ever have to see them.
 
2012-06-27 07:42:12 PM  
So...what the hell is this chick's trip, anyway?

I'm not getting the need behind making this fashion statement.
 
2012-06-27 07:42:59 PM  
 
2012-06-27 07:43:13 PM  

thoughtsausage: That's a great pic of those pants they posted.

/just noticed that yesterday I turned 10 farkyears old!!
//Ah...the memories
///...and the slashies


i93.photobucket.com

"Happy FarkBirtthhhhday, Mr thoughtsausage!"
 
2012-06-27 07:44:23 PM  
This is acceptable... in New Jersey.
 
2012-06-27 07:44:44 PM  
Black Milk?

/the mrs is obsessed with them lately, shipping to the states ain't cheap.
 
2012-06-27 07:45:17 PM  
 
2012-06-27 07:45:47 PM  

miss diminutive: thoughtsausage: That's a great pic of those pants they posted.

/just noticed that yesterday I turned 10 farkyears old!!
//Ah...the memories
///...and the slashies

[i93.photobucket.com image 348x358]

"Happy FarkBirtthhhhday, Mr thoughtsausage!"


Thanks!
Sexy Mr Burns always brings a little tear to my eye
And a little tightness to my shorts
 
2012-06-27 07:46:40 PM  

DrSkanky: The sparkle that shines
[img835.imageshack.us image 480x640]


Ok, I withdraw my earlier post stating it might look ok. Just no, not in court.
 
2012-06-27 07:47:04 PM  
It's just a MURDER TRIAL, why not be a little festive?
 
2012-06-27 07:50:28 PM  
If I was the judge I would have just order her to take them off, then give me a lap dance.
/I wouldn't make it long as a judge.
 
2012-06-27 07:50:37 PM  
Only a fool or a criminal doesn't know how to dress for court. She probably wore a bikini to her job interview (and got the job!).
 
2012-06-27 07:50:53 PM  
scootercommunity.com.au
 
2012-06-27 07:51:08 PM  
Looks like a tasteful outfit to me.

j-walkblog.com
 
2012-06-27 07:52:33 PM  
Camel toe?
 
2012-06-27 07:54:42 PM  
Daaamn she's got a big head!
 
2012-06-27 07:55:57 PM  
Disco Stu has to pay his bills like everyone else.

Discostu.jpg
 
2012-06-27 07:58:27 PM  
I agree with the judge. Of course I'm 62 years old. Courts are a serious place, show some damn respect.
 
2012-06-27 07:59:11 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: This is acceptable... in New Jersey.


maybe where you and your relatives slum it but no, not in general.
 
2012-06-27 07:59:32 PM  
STOP

www.losasso.com

HAMMER TIME
 
2012-06-27 08:01:48 PM  
She is not a court reporter

This is a court reporter

www.ninthcircuit.org

This is a news reporter in a court room
img835.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-27 08:02:06 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
img835.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-27 08:02:19 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

"Madam! Vacate my courtroom immediately! Do you know how silly you look in that getup?"
 
2012-06-27 08:03:53 PM  
DeltaPunch: Gold sequins?

Look at me, I'm a sequintion whore.
 
2012-06-27 08:06:52 PM  
Just a guess here, but was the 'registrar' who told her to leave a fat chick?
 
2012-06-27 08:07:55 PM  

Aamelrons: She is not a court reporter

This is a court reporter

[www.ninthcircuit.org image 360x260]

This is a news reporter in a lobby.
[img835.imageshack.us image 480x640]


FIFY
 
2012-06-27 08:10:03 PM  
Looks more like a walk-of-shame outfit than a this-is-what-I-think-is-appropriate outfit. Or laundry day. Attention whores do laundry too.
 
2012-06-27 08:13:35 PM  

feckingmorons: It does seem a bit out of place in Court. Wouldn't someone who is a court reporter have proper attire for work?

Oddly jeans are OK, perhaps jorts too.

When I have to appear in Court I wear a suit of dark gray or blue. (I don't own loud colors I'm Republican).


I wear black when I go to court. I also do not own loud colors. I'm a metal head.

;-)
 
2012-06-27 08:16:29 PM  
Id let her ride on my disco stick
Id let her ride on my disco stick
 
2012-06-27 08:16:37 PM  

Spiralmonkey: Looks more like a walk-of-shame outfit than a this-is-what-I-think-is-appropriate outfit. Or laundry day. Attention whores do laundry too.


ghostradio.files.wordpress.com

"Nothing clean, right."
 
2012-06-27 08:20:43 PM  

DrSkanky: The sparkle that shines
[img835.imageshack.us image 480x640]


Not with those shoes, she shouldn't.
 
2012-06-27 08:24:23 PM  
I find that a lot of women don't know what's appropriate for different settings. Guys have it easier, I know. We learned in middle school that for the field trip we had to wear a button down shirt and a tie. Girls just wore a skirt with a tee shirt, much like they may have the day before.

At thirty, they're doing the same thing when their husband is in a suit and tie. Different dress code levels? What do they mean?
 
2012-06-27 08:27:24 PM  
Who even notices what other people are wearing? And what farking difference does it make?
 
2012-06-27 08:29:57 PM  
I wouldn't kick her out of shiat, but I really need a larger pic, she looks like she might be one of those women who doesn't age well.
 
2012-06-27 08:33:09 PM  
Non-issue.
 
2012-06-27 08:36:54 PM  
I would hit that.

/as she convicted me.
 
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