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(HelenaIR.com)   Pair of human legs found near Butte; apparently still attached to Feete   (helenair.com) divider line 46
    More: Scary, Butte, human leg, Butte's Montana Standard, state crime  
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2012-06-27 04:52:33 PM  
*does the fish slapping dance on subby*
 
2012-06-27 04:52:56 PM  
Someone somewhere is asking, are they from Mianus?
 
2012-06-27 04:53:14 PM  
One just does not simply walk into Montana.
 
2012-06-27 04:53:50 PM  

fappomatic: One just does not simply walk into Montana.


I would have liked to have seen Montana.
 
2012-06-27 04:54:01 PM  
But ones legs just might
 
2012-06-27 04:55:05 PM  
My legs are very attached to my butte, thank you very much.
 
2012-06-27 04:57:27 PM  
I live in Montana. Born and raised here. It's a pretty awesome place if you have legs.
 
2012-06-27 04:57:40 PM  
"Danny saw a suitcase standing in a doorway. Good leather. He stopped and pretended to look for a cigarette.

Funny, he thought. No one around. Inside maybe, phoning for a cab.

The corner was only a few houses. Danny took a deep breath and picked up the suitcase. He made the corner. Another block, another corner. The case was heavy.

I got a score here all night, he thought. Maybe enough for a sixteenth and a room. Danny shivered and twitched, feeling a warm room and heroin emptying into his vein. Let's have a quick look.

He opened the suitcase. Two long packages in brown wrapping paper. He took one out. It felt like meat. He tore the package open at one end, revealing a woman's naked foot. The toenails were painted with purple-red polish. He dropped the leg with a sneer of disgust.

"Holy Jesus!" he exclaimed. "The routines people put down these days. Legs! Well I got a case anyway." He dumped the other leg out. No bloodstains. He snapped the case shut and walked away." -the-junkys-christmas-by-william-s-burroughs
 
2012-06-27 05:00:32 PM  
Will these pirates stop at nothing?
 
2012-06-27 05:00:37 PM  
Human legs found north of Butte

Usually, they're found south of Butte.....unless you're standing on your Headde.
 
2012-06-27 05:02:13 PM  

GoldenMetalRaven: Someone somewhere is asking, are they from Mianus?


Nothing as gruesome comes from Mianus.
 
2012-06-27 05:03:15 PM  
FrancoFile

fappomatic: One just does not simply walk into Montana.

I would have liked to have seen Montana.


Movin' to Montana soon ...
wiki.killuglyradio.com
 
2012-06-27 05:08:04 PM  
Hmm....sounds like someone didn't pay their gambling debt.....again!
 
2012-06-27 05:10:19 PM  
Legs found north of butte.
 
2012-06-27 05:12:45 PM  

jonjr215: I live in Montana. Born and raised here. It's a pretty awesome place if you have legs.


or, at least, if your horse does.
 
2012-06-27 05:16:06 PM  
Bad bad subby, everyone knows that it's spelled "feeties", and is pronounced like "wheaties".

/for shame, you never studied.
 
2012-06-27 05:18:20 PM  
You know, there's a freak thread jut next door that could use those legs for one of the subjects.

Just sayin.
 
2012-06-27 05:18:48 PM  
Lost the race with the conbine.
 
2012-06-27 05:19:54 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com

I believe Prince Randion would be looking for those...
 
2012-06-27 05:20:06 PM  
I'll bet whoever has the arms thinks this is pretty humerus.
 
2012-06-27 05:24:52 PM  

SmellsLikePoo


I believe Prince Randion would be looking for those...


I wonder if they had all those jokes when he was little alive.

(pile of leaves, hanging on the wall, in the ocean, et cetera)
 
2012-06-27 05:31:12 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-27 05:46:10 PM  
If the legs are north of Butte, then they must be on I-69.
 
2012-06-27 05:47:29 PM  
HOTY candidate. I chuckled heartily. Thanks subs
 
2012-06-27 05:47:30 PM  
I'll bet the owner is toes up.
 
2012-06-27 05:52:27 PM  
at first cut they had a leg up on him, but after the second cut he didn't have a leg to stand on.
 
2012-06-27 05:55:13 PM  
Police are stumped.
 
2012-06-27 05:55:58 PM  

Rindred: If the legs are north of Butte, then they must be on I-69.


2/10 for the challenged geography.
 
2012-06-27 05:58:46 PM  
Someone's gotta talk down McWatt
 
2012-06-27 05:59:11 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

obligatory ;)
 
2012-06-27 06:04:23 PM  
FTA: from an adult white male

If the legs were conjoined the cops nicknamed him tripod, otherwise bipod.

Hope he died with this boots on.
 
2012-06-27 06:08:56 PM  

MontanaDave: Rindred: If the legs are north of Butte, then they must be on I-69.

2/10 for the challenged geography.


No sure "geography" applies here, unless it's outside Paris near Soixante-Neuf.
 
2012-06-27 06:15:23 PM  
+1 to subby.
 
2012-06-27 06:16:10 PM  

RibbyK: MontanaDave: Rindred: If the legs are north of Butte, then they must be on I-69.

2/10 for the challenged geography.

No sure "geography" applies here, unless it's outside Paris near Soixante-Neuf.


Watch the language there, buddy.

/done no about no French.
 
2012-06-27 06:17:14 PM  
Subby, you magnificent son of a biatch! Very well done, +10
 
2012-06-27 06:23:40 PM  

brianbankerus: RibbyK: MontanaDave: Rindred: If the legs are north of Butte, then they must be on I-69.

2/10 for the challenged geography.

No sure "geography" applies here, unless it's outside Paris near Soixante-Neuf.

Watch the language there, buddy.

/done no about no French.


Old joke from an old high school: Link
 
2012-06-27 06:30:10 PM  

MontanaDave: Rindred: If the legs are north of Butte, then they must be on I-69.

2/10 for the challenged geography.


Well, parts of Indiana HAVE been compared (unfavorably) with certain body parts.
 
2012-06-27 06:32:45 PM  

SpinStopper: [i45.tinypic.com image 199x213]

obligatory ;)


That shirt was last seen near here:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-27 06:34:01 PM  

RibbyK: brianbankerus: RibbyK: MontanaDave: Rindred: If the legs are north of Butte, then they must be on I-69.

2/10 for the challenged geography.

No sure "geography" applies here, unless it's outside Paris near Soixante-Neuf.

Watch the language there, buddy.

/done no about no French.

Old joke from an old high school: Link


Okay, now I'm in favor.
 
2012-06-27 06:35:21 PM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 06:40:01 PM  

brianbankerus: RibbyK: brianbankerus: RibbyK: MontanaDave: Rindred: If the legs are north of Butte, then they must be on I-69.

2/10 for the challenged geography.

No sure "geography" applies here, unless it's outside Paris near Soixante-Neuf.

Watch the language there, buddy.

/done no about no French.

Old joke from an old high school: Link

Okay, now I'm in favor.


The 69 part of the joke is certainly funny, and the Soixante-Neuf bit is even better, but the highway north of Butte which has the number 69 on it is Montana 69. Interstate 69 is very far east of Butte, America.
 
2012-06-27 06:49:03 PM  

MontanaDave: The 69 part of the joke is certainly funny, and the Soixante-Neuf bit is even better, but the highway north of Butte which has the number 69 on it is Montana 69. Interstate 69 is very far east of Butte, America.


So you're saying it's 4H girls?

/might still be interested.
 
2012-06-27 06:53:45 PM  

MontanaDave: brianbankerus: RibbyK: brianbankerus: RibbyK: MontanaDave: Rindred: If the legs are north of Butte, then they must be on I-69.

2/10 for the challenged geography.

No sure "geography" applies here, unless it's outside Paris near Soixante-Neuf.

Watch the language there, buddy.

/done no about no French.

Old joke from an old high school: Link

Okay, now I'm in favor.

The 69 part of the joke is certainly funny, and the Soixante-Neuf bit is even better, but the highway north of Butte which has the number 69 on it is Montana 69. Interstate 69 is very far east of Butte, America.


Thanks, appreciate the heads-up. If you're ever in California, keep in mind there's no intelligent life east of I-5, and all legs are firmly attached to blonde surfer chicks.
 
2012-06-27 08:30:27 PM  
well, the rest of him probably didn't get far.
 
2012-06-27 09:43:47 PM  
Victim?

/not sure if SFW
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\\\the chief
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2012-06-28 12:43:26 AM  
OUT THE SUBMITTER!


This headline made me laugh like a loon. Nice job!
 
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