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(WTVR)   Man ingests K2, then ingests K9   (wtvr.com ) divider line
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2012-06-27 09:23:36 PM  

fusillade762: Fark has a Repeat tag now?


It's funny because I was you in the last thread with this tag.
 
2012-06-27 09:27:06 PM  
I kind of smell jingoistic bullshiat here. I tried K2 a few times a few years ago, and I had no desire to eat a live living thing.

I bet these people where batshiat insane in the first place.
 
2012-06-27 09:28:16 PM  

Favoritemonster: I kind of smell jingoistic bullshiat here. I tried K2 a few times a few years ago, and I had no desire to eat a live living thing.

I bet these people where batshiat insane in the first place.


you weren't hungry at all for FOOD?

cause i eat like a pig whenever i smoke cannabis
 
2012-06-27 09:29:40 PM  

Favoritemonster: I kind of smell jingoistic bullshiat here. I tried K2 a few times a few years ago, and I had no desire to eat a live living thing.

I bet these people were batshiat insane in the first place.

 
2012-06-27 09:30:59 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Favoritemonster: I kind of smell jingoistic bullshiat here. I tried K2 a few times a few years ago, and I had no desire to eat a live living thing.

I bet these people where batshiat insane in the first place.

you weren't hungry at all for FOOD?

cause i eat like a pig whenever i smoke cannabis


it was already dead and cooked though!
 
2012-06-27 09:33:50 PM  

Favoritemonster: I kind of smell jingoistic bullshiat here. I tried K2 a few times a few years ago, and I had no desire to eat a live living thing.

I bet these people where batshiat insane in the first place.


I wonder if it has to do with how much they smoke. From what I hear you are not supposed to smoke a lot of K2, so if he was smoking K2 like he would smoke marijuana it would probably send him into a psychotic state.
 
2012-06-27 09:36:16 PM  

Favoritemonster: Jon iz teh kewl: Favoritemonster: I kind of smell jingoistic bullshiat here. I tried K2 a few times a few years ago, and I had no desire to eat a live living thing.

I bet these people where batshiat insane in the first place.

you weren't hungry at all for FOOD?

cause i eat like a pig whenever i smoke cannabis

it was already dead and cooked though!


woof
 
2012-06-27 09:36:32 PM  
So does this mean this headline is a leftover? Did they take the leftovers in a doggy bag?
 
2012-06-27 09:45:34 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: So does this mean this headline is a leftover? Did they take the leftovers in a doggy bag?


along with a fresh serving of K4 (kim chi)
 
2012-06-27 10:07:04 PM  

Splinshints: I think we're at the point with this shiat where it should be considered justifiable homicide if you shoot somebody dead simply because they've ingested one of these new "synthetic" drugs.

I mean.... I'm okay for the most part with people sticking whatever they want in their bodies, but there are some drugs with reliably bad enough side effects that I think if you're dumb enough to take them in the first place you're not smart enough to be allowed to live any longer anyway.


Have you considered for a second that K2, a synthetic cannabis, does not in fact cause people to eat living creatures, and rather the media just likes running rampantly bullshiat unresearched and unchecked stories because it gets them more clicks?

Because thats what is happening.... but you go ahead and murder some pot smokers. Keep your eye out for terrorists too, they're bound to kill you AT ANY SECOND IN YOUR OWN HOME!!!11!1!1!one11!!

/PS... crazy people try to bite people and animals on a daily basis.. you're only hearing this shiat because its a popular story at the moment, so its being over reported.
 
2012-06-27 10:16:26 PM  

Alonjar: /PS... crazy people try to bite people and animals on a daily basis.. you're only hearing this shiat because its a popular story at the moment, so its being over reported.


media.tumblr.com

"I LIKE ME SOME GUMMMMMM!"
 
2012-06-27 10:28:29 PM  
"Dog is a fine meal."
 
2012-06-27 10:40:50 PM  
I'm not buying that this is the whole story.

I said, I'm not buying that this is the whole story.
 
2012-06-27 10:45:39 PM  
Synthetic weed is not quite like the real stuff, and nobody really knows what's in any particular batch, or what the longer term effects are.

However this seems to be taking things a bit far. It *is* the media's new thing at the moment too. Meth stories seem to be on the decline, semi-legal highs are the new scare.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that this whole thing is overblown, just like the bath salts thing and just like the meth thing before it. Bad drugs, bad effects, but still nothing is going to turn you into a flesh eating zombie after a single hit, unless you already were one just waiting to be let out.
 
2012-06-27 10:48:26 PM  

ciberido: Ed Finnerty: It's funny because I was you in the last thread with this tag.

Fark has a repeat tag now?


Fark has a repeat tag now?
 
2012-06-27 10:51:36 PM  
I spent the whole day getting high on paint fumes so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/painting shiat all day
//Oxygen deprived highs are not good highs.
 
2012-06-27 10:58:22 PM  

radarlove: So are all these recent incidents of people consuming legal synthetic analogues going to lead to the decriminalization of things like marijuana and mushrooms as a much safer alternative?

Or are the same old reactionaries going to use these incidents to push for even harder enforcement of drugs and harsher penalties for users?

Whole lotta money to be made in illegality, and not much to be made in legality, though people seem to eat their friends and family a lot less after a good spliff.


Dunno, being eaten after smoking some good bud is pretty farking awesome.

/what were we talking about, again?
 
2012-06-27 11:40:09 PM  

martid4: Did he wash it down with purple drank?


When questioned, suspect claimed that K9 tasted like a G6.
 
2012-06-27 11:43:27 PM  

radarlove: So are all these recent incidents of people consuming legal synthetic analogues going to lead to the decriminalization of things like marijuana and mushrooms as a much safer alternative?

Or are the same old reactionaries going to use these incidents to push for even harder enforcement of drugs and harsher penalties for users?

Whole lotta money to be made in illegality, and not much to be made in legality, though people seem to eat their friends and family a lot less after a good spliff.


Well, NYC and Chicago have reduced the penalties for marijuana possession so maybe they figured this out.....

/brother died two weeks ago with Bath Salt related issues
 
2012-06-27 11:46:29 PM  
Medical Examiner: Causeway Cannibal Not High On Bath Salts

But hey the idiot police got their headlines and got the sheeple all wound up. Mission accomplished.
 
2012-06-27 11:56:37 PM  

OnlyM3: Medical Examiner: Causeway Cannibal Not High On Bath Salts

But hey the idiot police got their headlines and got the sheeple all wound up. Mission accomplished.


Which is faaaascinating, when you think about how 3 or 4 other bath salt cannibal stories popped up in different cities right afterwards, eh?
 
2012-06-28 12:05:58 AM  
But what kind of dog was it and how did it taste? Journalism is dead.
 
2012-06-28 04:30:50 AM  

Nick Nostril: [img267.imageshack.us image 639x800]

Was the dog's name "Spot"? by chance?


That's a cat's name.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-28 08:25:16 AM  
The real question: what kind of spices did he use on the dog?
 
2012-06-28 08:36:26 AM  
Fark has a Repeat tag now?
 
2012-06-28 11:04:16 AM  
"It's a dog eat dog world, and from where I sit, there jus' ain't enough damn dog!" - Cookie
 
2012-06-28 11:05:12 AM  
"You got that last slaughter on tape, you play it on the radio!"

/SP or TCM2? You decide.
 
2012-06-28 12:46:37 PM  
The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.

but can he do it on one ski?
 
2012-06-28 09:25:33 PM  

DeepDownHounds: "It's a dog eat dog world, and from where I sit, there jus' ain't enough damn dog!" - Cookie


www.rollingpinproductions.com
 
2012-06-30 09:43:31 AM  

Alonjar Smartest Funniest
2012-06-27 11:56:37 PM

OnlyM3: Medical Examiner: Causeway Cannibal Not High On Bath Salts

But hey the idiot police got their headlines and got the sheeple all wound up. Mission accomplished.

Which is faaaascinating, when you think about how 3 or 4 other bath salt cannibal stories popped up in different cities right afterwards, eh?


See 80's - 90's "Crack baby" myth the police used to push militarization of their criminal staff.
 
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