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2012-06-27 04:43:12 PM
The dog shouldn't have been on the mountain.
 
2012-06-27 05:05:32 PM
Fark has a repeat tag now?
 
2012-06-27 05:06:57 PM

Paris1127: Fark has a repeat tag now?


Yes. Rarely if the mods feel a headline is good enough, even after the same story has been greenlit, they will greenlight the repeat and smack on a repeat tag.
 
2012-06-27 05:06:58 PM

Paris1127: Fark has a repeat tag now?


Yeah... special for Admin use for headlines that are too good to pass up

/or so I have heard
 
2012-06-27 05:07:13 PM

Paris1127: Fark has a repeat tag now?


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-06-27 05:20:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris1127: Fark has a repeat tag now?

Yeah... special for Admin use for headlines that are too good to pass up

/or so I have heard


One second off.
 
2012-06-27 05:40:05 PM
D:
 
2012-06-27 06:04:00 PM
Affirmative master...

blog.silverjellyfish.com
 
2012-06-27 07:00:54 PM

Paris1127: Fark has a repeat tag now?


Niiiiiiice. Me likey.
 
2012-06-27 07:04:44 PM

Paris1127: Fark has a repeat tag now?


It's funny because I was you in the last thread with this tag.
 
2012-06-27 07:29:48 PM
In his defense, there really isn't much else to do in Waco. It's a sh*thole.
 
2012-06-27 07:31:35 PM
I barely even LIKE my dog and I'd risk my life to stop someone from eating her alive.

/she's a bichon
 
2012-06-27 07:31:39 PM
Jesus Christ, I should not have read that.
 
2012-06-27 07:35:46 PM
The Zombies have crossed the species barrier?

I'm buying a dog.
 
2012-06-27 07:37:35 PM
So are all these recent incidents of people consuming legal synthetic analogues going to lead to the decriminalization of things like marijuana and mushrooms as a much safer alternative?

Or are the same old reactionaries going to use these incidents to push for even harder enforcement of drugs and harsher penalties for users?

Whole lotta money to be made in illegality, and not much to be made in legality, though people seem to eat their friends and family a lot less after a good spliff.
 
2012-06-27 07:40:30 PM
Hold on... this is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

/$2
 
2012-06-27 07:40:33 PM
Hmmm....needs more salt(s)?
 
2012-06-27 07:41:57 PM

Ed Finnerty: It's funny because I was you in the last thread with this tag.


Fark has a repeat tag now?
 
2012-06-27 07:42:00 PM

radarlove: So are all these recent incidents of people consuming legal synthetic analogues going to lead to the decriminalization of things like marijuana and mushrooms as a much safer alternative?

Or are the same old reactionaries going to use these incidents to push for even harder enforcement of drugs and harsher penalties for users?



DING DING DING!


radarlove: Whole lotta money to be made in illegality, and not much to be made in legality


1.bp.blogspot.com

Disagrees.
 
2012-06-27 07:44:49 PM

radarlove: So are all these recent incidents of people consuming legal synthetic analogues going to lead to the decriminalization of things like marijuana and mushrooms as a much safer alternative?

Or are the same old reactionaries going to use these incidents to push for even harder enforcement of drugs and harsher penalties for users?

Whole lotta money to be made in illegality, and not much to be made in legality, though people seem to eat their friends and family a lot less after a good spliff.


I've found that many Italian hoagies, Hawaiian pizzas, and Polish sausages have been eaten after a spliff.
 
2012-06-27 07:44:59 PM
Synthetic weed and eating a dog... worst tribute to Obama ever?
 
2012-06-27 07:48:29 PM
Wow, that article took a completely different slant than I expected.
 
2012-06-27 07:49:36 PM

puppetmaster745: Synthetic weed and eating a dog... worst tribute to Obama ever?


moonbattery.com

Need a spliff shopped in the President's mouth.
 
2012-06-27 07:49:50 PM
CNN and Florida decided to answer my question for me:

Florida's "Bath Salt Zombie" was only smokin' the reefers

I honestly don't believe it because it flies in the face of every single thing I know about cannabis, but that's what these assholes are claiming.

Amos Quito: Disagrees.


True, but I meant more of the non-patentable, grows in your backyard variety.
 
2012-06-27 07:50:24 PM

ciberido: Fark has a repeat tag now?


It's funny because I was you in the last thread with this tag.
 
2012-06-27 07:53:54 PM
www.squidmobile.com
 
2012-06-27 07:54:02 PM
Come again?
 
Biv
2012-06-27 07:55:10 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Wow, that article took a completely different slant than I expected.


Oh no, look again sir, he was black.
 
2012-06-27 08:00:15 PM

Modguy: puppetmaster745: Synthetic weed and eating a dog... worst tribute to Obama ever?



Need a spliff shopped in the President's mouth.


That'd make a great "haters gonna hate" picture.
 
2012-06-27 08:01:06 PM

radarlove: CNN and Florida decided to answer my question for me:

Florida's "Bath Salt Zombie" was only smokin' the reefers

I honestly don't believe it because it flies in the face of every single thing I know about cannabis, but that's what these assholes are claiming.



I call bullshiat as well. Reefer don't do that - unless you're demon possessed, or were abducted and ass-raped by aliens, or the CIA.

From your link:

"He was a good kid. He gave me a nice card on Mother's Day. Everyone says he was a zombie. He was no zombie. That was my son," the mother, who asked that her name not be revealed, told CNN affiliate WFOR."
 
2012-06-27 08:02:40 PM
img267.imageshack.us

Was the dog's name "Spot"? by chance?
 
2012-06-27 08:03:36 PM

Biv: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Wow, that article took a completely different slant than I expected.

Oh no, look again sir, he was black.


localtvwtvr.files.wordpress.com

It's a Dawg eat dog world
 
2012-06-27 08:04:02 PM

Hagbardr: radarlove: So are all these recent incidents of people consuming legal synthetic analogues going to lead to the decriminalization of things like marijuana and mushrooms as a much safer alternative?

Or are the same old reactionaries going to use these incidents to push for even harder enforcement of drugs and harsher penalties for users?

Whole lotta money to be made in illegality, and not much to be made in legality, though people seem to eat their friends and family a lot less after a good spliff.

I've found that many Italian hoagies, Hawaiian pizzas, and Polish sausages have been eaten after a spliff.


one time when i was a kid i saw my teen age brother eat a dry loaf of Wonder Bread. he would eat sardine sammiches too, which is just disgusting to observe.
 
2012-06-27 08:04:25 PM

radarlove: CNN and Florida decided to answer my question for me:

Florida's "Bath Salt Zombie" was only smokin' the reefers

I honestly don't believe it because it flies in the face of every single thing I know about cannabis, but that's what these assholes are claiming.


What, you've never gotten the munchies?
 
2012-06-27 08:05:14 PM
The only thing missing from the crime scene...is the sour kraut.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!


/Sorry that was no good.
 
2012-06-27 08:08:43 PM

Biv: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Wow, that article took a completely different slant than I expected.

Oh no, look again sir, he was black.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-27 08:17:15 PM
Fark has a Repeat tag now?
 
2012-06-27 08:22:57 PM
How does one eat a mountain?
 
2012-06-27 08:30:24 PM

ArcadianRefugee: radarlove: CNN and Florida decided to answer my question for me:

Florida's "Bath Salt Zombie" was only smokin' the reefers

I honestly don't believe it because it flies in the face of every single thing I know about cannabis, but that's what these assholes are claiming.

What, you've never gotten the munchies?


Oh I get the munchies, alright. That's why I've got my card- if it weren't for MJ I would never eat due to gut pain, nausea, and a feeling of constant fullness.

But I can barely be arsed to put a bag of popcorn in the microwave, much less to hunt, kill, and butcher my own small game.
 
2012-06-27 08:31:24 PM
Witnesses said Daniel grabbed the family dog, beat and strangled it and then started eating it. The dog died at the scene.

Hmm, yes... I've heard that canines do not take readily to the strangling and the eating. Shame it died, but an expected outcome.
 
2012-06-27 08:32:14 PM

Paris1127: Fark has a repeat tag now?


I wish Reddit would get one, that place should just be renamed repost.com since everything there is recycled, it would be nice to weed some of it out.
 
2012-06-27 08:34:40 PM
Hey, my first Main greenlight! Sorry for the repeat guys; I didn't notice the story sooner. I've been too busy studying. :( And by "studying" I mean trying to resist browsing Fark while not paying any attention to online lectures.

Elzar: Affirmative master...


Haha yeah, I realized after I submitted that I should have added "The Doctor inconsolable."
 
2012-06-27 08:35:27 PM
Oh god... the pain... must stop laugh-*gasp-gasp* -ing....
 
2012-06-27 08:42:47 PM
Has anyone asked about that Repeat tag? Because I really didn't know that Fark had one of those, and I'd like someone to tell me if it's something I should be aware of.
 
2012-06-27 08:50:16 PM
Did he wash it down with purple drank?
 
2012-06-27 08:50:21 PM
FTA
He is accused of assaulting a family at their home June 14, chasing a neighbor and barking and growling.

So chasing a neighbor and barking and growling are crimes now?
 
2012-06-27 08:53:30 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: Paris1127: Fark has a repeat tag now?

I wish Reddit would get one, that place should just be renamed repost.com since everything there is recycled, it would be nice to weed some of it out.


How topical!
 
2012-06-27 08:59:32 PM
I think we're at the point with this shiat where it should be considered justifiable homicide if you shoot somebody dead simply because they've ingested one of these new "synthetic" drugs.

I mean.... I'm okay for the most part with people sticking whatever they want in their bodies, but there are some drugs with reliably bad enough side effects that I think if you're dumb enough to take them in the first place you're not smart enough to be allowed to live any longer anyway.
 
2012-06-27 09:07:53 PM
Kay.Y?
 
2012-06-27 09:09:09 PM
maybe we should try K3, K4, K5, K6, K7, K8. might be tangy?
 
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