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(Gothamist)   Baby born on NYC subway this morning; "I want to have something to do with naming him Metro or something like that," says MTA transit chief (no, really)   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Mta, Metro, downtown Manhattan, intercom, train tracks  
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2458 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2012 at 3:33 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-27 04:28:23 PM  
3 votes:

AgentBang: What the fark was a massively pregnant woman doing in the financial district at 2am where NOTHING is going on at that hour?

She was giving birth. It's right there in the headline.
2012-06-27 03:37:27 PM  
2 votes:
They could name him after Jared from Subway.

♫Subway, eat shiat♫
2012-06-27 03:28:53 PM  
2 votes:
Is the kid's last name "Sexual"? Because that would be too perfect.
2012-06-27 03:40:47 PM  
1 vote:
The baby was immediately cited for fare jumping.
2012-06-27 03:34:06 PM  
1 vote:
They could go with a Native American-type name: Smells Like Hobo Piss
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