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(Gothamist)   Baby born on NYC subway this morning; "I want to have something to do with naming him Metro or something like that," says MTA transit chief (no, really)   (gothamist.com) divider line 6
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2012-06-27 09:58:28 PM
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ManateeGag: scottydoesntknow: They could go with a Native American-type name: Smells Like Hobo Piss

Don't even joke. that is possibly the worst smell imaginable.


I was on the subway once and a guy shiat his pants. It was obviously diarrhea because it was nauseating. Everyone knew who it was because he kept moving from car to car looking for one that wasn't crowded, then he got to my car, the last car.

It was about 5-6 minutes to the next stop with this guy in the car. I've never seen an entire full subway car empty out faster.

/felt bad for the guy
//he was visibly embarrassed.
2012-06-27 04:30:14 PM
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"People should be named after where they were born", stated Chief Inspector Crackhouse Jones.
2012-06-27 03:58:49 PM
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trappedspirit: "I want to have something to do with naming him Metro or something like that.

That's not even saying what proper intentions made want for to have cause do.
Because if that kid gets named Metro and I don't have something to do with it, there will be blood.


...what?
2012-06-27 03:40:47 PM
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The baby was immediately cited for fare jumping.
2012-06-27 03:34:06 PM
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They could go with a Native American-type name: Smells Like Hobo Piss
2012-06-27 03:28:53 PM
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Is the kid's last name "Sexual"? Because that would be too perfect.
 
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