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(Gothamist)   Baby born on NYC subway this morning; "I want to have something to do with naming him Metro or something like that," says MTA transit chief (no, really)   (gothamist.com) divider line 45
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2012-06-27 03:28:53 PM
Is the kid's last name "Sexual"? Because that would be too perfect.
 
2012-06-27 03:34:06 PM
They could go with a Native American-type name: Smells Like Hobo Piss
 
2012-06-27 03:35:47 PM
What the fark was a massively pregnant woman doing in the financial district at 2am where NOTHING is going on at that hour?
 
2012-06-27 03:37:27 PM
They could name him after Jared from Subway.

♫Subway, eat shiat♫
 
2012-06-27 03:37:41 PM
"Sweltering Verminhole?"

/actually NYC's subway is pretty good
//at least it's not Boston
 
2012-06-27 03:40:47 PM
The baby was immediately cited for fare jumping.
 
2012-06-27 03:41:56 PM
SO the kid will be named "7th Avenue Express 135th St"?
 
2012-06-27 03:42:31 PM
The Paulus family was unavailable for comment
 
2012-06-27 03:43:16 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: /actually NYC's subway is pretty good


Ours is good for a medium sized city, and the cars don't smell like urine.

www.governmentjobs.com
 
2012-06-27 03:46:47 PM

moops: God Is My Co-Pirate: /actually NYC's subway is pretty good

Ours is good for a medium sized city, and the cars don't smell like urine.

[www.governmentjobs.com image 201x89]


Never heard of it. There's probably a reason for that.
 
2012-06-27 03:47:38 PM
How about "Soul Train"?

Can you dig it?
 
2012-06-27 03:51:25 PM
t3.gstatic.com
sounds like this guy. his train, his rules biatches!
 
2012-06-27 03:53:00 PM
i36.photobucket.com

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2012-06-27 03:53:00 PM
"I want to have something to do with naming him Metro or something like that.

That's not even saying what proper intentions made want for to have cause do.
Because if that kid gets named Metro and I don't have something to do with it, there will be blood.
 
2012-06-27 03:58:49 PM

trappedspirit: "I want to have something to do with naming him Metro or something like that.

That's not even saying what proper intentions made want for to have cause do.
Because if that kid gets named Metro and I don't have something to do with it, there will be blood.


...what?
 
2012-06-27 04:01:38 PM
Masturbating Homeless Lady Jr.
 
2012-06-27 04:03:03 PM

scottydoesntknow: They could go with a Native American-type name: Smells Like Hobo Piss


They are Indian, after all.
 
2012-06-27 04:13:35 PM

scottydoesntknow: They could go with a Native American-type name: Smells Like Hobo Piss


Don't even joke. that is possibly the worst smell imaginable.
 
2012-06-27 04:13:35 PM
"I want to have something to do with naming him Metro or something like that," says MTA transit chief

Next time you ask yourself 'why would they schedule the trains like that?', remember this quote. It is because Metro is run by idiots.
 
2012-06-27 04:20:12 PM
I used to work with a guy named Metro.

/csb
 
2012-06-27 04:25:35 PM
"I want to have something to do with naming him Metro or something like that," says MTA transit chief.

See this is what happens with power no matter how small, eventually they all have delusions of grandeur.
 
2012-06-27 04:26:18 PM

theknuckler_33: I used to work with a guy named Metro.

/csb


Now you clearly know his place of birth and that the MTA Transit Chief was present at the time.
 
2012-06-27 04:28:23 PM

AgentBang: What the fark was a massively pregnant woman doing in the financial district at 2am where NOTHING is going on at that hour?


She was giving birth. It's right there in the headline.
 
2012-06-27 04:30:14 PM
"People should be named after where they were born", stated Chief Inspector Crackhouse Jones.
 
2012-06-27 04:38:46 PM

TommyymmoT: "People should be named after where they were born", stated Chief Inspector Crackhouse Jones.


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2012-06-27 04:41:24 PM
They need to do way instain mother who give their babby stupid names, cuz how can babby frigth back when he gets his ass kicked on a daily basis on account of his stupid name.

/there's a woman on this season of Masterchef who named her son Danger
//she's convinced herself that will make him the coolest kid in school when he grows up
 
2012-06-27 04:55:16 PM
Hubs is a nightshift NYC subway electrician, I know what's down there because it comes home on his clothes each shift. (Horrors) I don't think naming a baby Ratshiat, Axle Grease or Sweat or Dirt King would increase his chances of a better life. And I also don't like Metro.

I do like:

Harry Van Arsdale the Third Rail

Zappo

ARChie

PATHfinder

Boothe

Signalman
 
2012-06-27 04:56:43 PM
My doorman's (now ex) wife gave birth at Grand Central Station 2 or 3 years ago.

Baby has a normal first name and last name, but middle name is "Grand Central".

/actually I think its kinda cool
 
2012-06-27 05:03:41 PM

AgentBang: What the fark was a massively pregnant woman doing in the financial district at 2am where NOTHING is going on at that hour?


VIsiting someone who lives in the financial district? Had a friend live there once. There really is nothing going on at 2am any day of the week. But at least theres half a dozen metro entrances within spitting distance.
 
2012-06-27 05:04:28 PM
I don't recommend it -- the name "Dumpster" got me all kinds of teasing as a kid.
 
2012-06-27 05:10:02 PM
How about Puke Puddle, or Seat Sticky With Hobo Jizz?
 
2012-06-27 05:22:20 PM

MythDragon: How about Puke Puddle, or Seat Sticky With Hobo Jizz?


Get with the times, there are no HOBOS. However there are homeless people and that includes children, infants, grandparents, women, teens and ex military. Homelessness can effect any person at anytime in their life--it's not a choice, it's not a lifestyle, it's a human and societal tragedy.
 
2012-06-27 05:22:48 PM
www.the-techbox.com
 
2012-06-27 05:31:28 PM
It's been done

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-06-27 05:42:30 PM

SeedFreak: MythDragon: How about Puke Puddle, or Seat Sticky With Hobo Jizz?

Get with the times, there are no HOBOS. However there are homeless people and that includes children, infants, grandparents, women, teens and ex military. Homelessness can effect any person at anytime in their life--it's not a choice, it's not a lifestyle, it's a human and societal tragedy.


I'm sure you could accomodate at least a couple hobos in your loving room or linen closet. Post your address and I'll go round up a few of Florida's finest and send 'em your way.
 
2012-06-27 05:44:06 PM
*Ahem*

METROVICH

/That is all.
 
2012-06-27 05:46:51 PM

SeedFreak: MythDragon: How about Puke Puddle, or Seat Sticky With Hobo Jizz?

Get with the times, there are no HOBOS. However there are homeless people and that includes children, infants, grandparents, women, teens and ex military. Homelessness can effect any person at anytime in their life--it's not a choice, it's not a lifestyle, it's a human and societal tragedy.


rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-06-27 06:15:38 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SeedFreak: MythDragon: How about Puke Puddle, or Seat Sticky With Hobo Jizz?

Get with the times, there are no HOBOS. However there are homeless people and that includes children, infants, grandparents, women, teens and ex military. Homelessness can effect any person at anytime in their life--it's not a choice, it's not a lifestyle, it's a human and societal tragedy.

I'm sure you could accomodate at least a couple hobos in your loving room or linen closet. Post your address and I'll go round up a few of Florida's finest and send 'em your way.


Neah, don't need any more than I already help, but thanks anyway fer yer kind thoughts ;-)
 
2012-06-27 06:21:22 PM

SeedFreak: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SeedFreak: MythDragon: How about Puke Puddle, or Seat Sticky With Hobo Jizz?

Get with the times, there are no HOBOS. However there are homeless people and that includes children, infants, grandparents, women, teens and ex military. Homelessness can effect any person at anytime in their life--it's not a choice, it's not a lifestyle, it's a human and societal tragedy.

I'm sure you could accomodate at least a couple hobos in your loving room or linen closet. Post your address and I'll go round up a few of Florida's finest and send 'em your way.

Neah, don't need any more than I already help, but thanks anyway fer yer kind thoughts ;-)


Yesh, didn't think so.
 
2012-06-27 07:06:00 PM

TommyymmoT: "People should be named after where they were born", stated Chief Inspector Crackhouse Jones.


Calling a everyone Vagina is so overdone, except for those named Caesar. Did fool MacBeth however.
 
2012-06-27 07:49:19 PM
I'm surprised little lord Bloomberg hasn't issued an edict about where and when women are allowed to go into labor and give birth.
 
2012-06-27 09:58:28 PM

ManateeGag: scottydoesntknow: They could go with a Native American-type name: Smells Like Hobo Piss

Don't even joke. that is possibly the worst smell imaginable.


I was on the subway once and a guy shiat his pants. It was obviously diarrhea because it was nauseating. Everyone knew who it was because he kept moving from car to car looking for one that wasn't crowded, then he got to my car, the last car.

It was about 5-6 minutes to the next stop with this guy in the car. I've never seen an entire full subway car empty out faster.

/felt bad for the guy
//he was visibly embarrassed.
 
2012-06-28 01:23:35 AM

bangmaid: ManateeGag: scottydoesntknow: They could go with a Native American-type name: Smells Like Hobo Piss

Don't even joke. that is possibly the worst smell imaginable.

I was on the subway once and a guy shiat his pants. It was obviously diarrhea because it was nauseating. Everyone knew who it was because he kept moving from car to car looking for one that wasn't crowded, then he got to my car, the last car.

It was about 5-6 minutes to the next stop with this guy in the car. I've never seen an entire full subway car empty out faster.

/felt bad for the guy
//he was visibly embarrassed.


shoulda had dpants? just MAKE BLOODY SURE it's liquid cause solids will RIP RIGHT THRU

D-Pants
 
2012-06-28 03:35:08 PM
Hello, my name is Aytrain.

There's a funny story behind that.
 
2012-06-28 06:35:59 PM
Fenchurch?
 
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