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2012-06-27 03:41:07 PM
Yes, but Romney has the support of the Reverse Vampires, who coordinate with the Rand Corporation and the Molemen. It would be touch and go, but there would be eventual victory.

Of course, the survivors would envy the dead. But that goes without saying.
 
2012-06-27 03:41:51 PM

TXEric: Somaticasual: Obama would be 105% better at dealing with anything that doesn't directly involve mitt romney..

//if romney wins, america is dead as we know it. Romney really and truly only cares about one thing - himself. At least obama tries, even if he's basically dead in the water from the lack of an ability to get anything done with a congress more concerned with their party wars than actually being leaders for our country.

POLITICS tab is 5 paces to the right ->


I guess I should point out my rant was about politics preventing action. So, I suppose you're welcome to take your own recommendation. To get back to this thread - Romney would be more likely to cut a deal with the aliens to ensure his own death was peaceful at the cost of trading over millions of us for slavery, and obama would probably fight them.

Realistically, we shouldn't have political candidates of any type representing our species. It needs to be trained negotiators if we don't want their first impression of our species to be that we spend 4 hours on our hair, and 1 on actually preparing for the meeting.
 
2012-06-27 03:42:05 PM
One word: October Surprise.
 
2012-06-27 03:42:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.


Came here to say something similar. For a Christian to believe in Aliens, it destroys not only the belief that man is special and created in God's image, but also opens them up to the fact that Jesus may or may not have been a savior of that culture as well. Once again, knocking them off their high horse. It plays havoc with conservative hardline beliefs. Let's not get into all the mentions of alien activity in the Bible itself, because you can be damned sure they never do.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

I don't believe in aliens, and it has nothing to do with the bible.


That's a moronic statement for a host of other reasons. Whether you believe in them and whether they've visited our planet are two different discussions. But to flat out deny at least the possibility of their existence is plain ignorant.
 
2012-06-27 03:42:50 PM

JRoo: [clowningglory.typepad.com image 225x342]

That's because Obama is a secret alien usurper preparing the planet for invasion by socialist Muslim black people from the planet Kenyaxys 9.


Holy crap is that the actor who plays henry on eureka?
 
2012-06-27 03:43:21 PM
Romney's God lives on a planet - he'd be out there singing hymns and Most Definitely welcoming our new alien overLords.
 
2012-06-27 03:45:08 PM
Romney would sell us off as cheap labor and or food.
 
2012-06-27 03:45:57 PM

Raug the Dwarf: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

Came here to say something similar. For a Christian to believe in Aliens, it destroys not only the belief that man is special and created in God's image, but also opens them up to the fact that Jesus may or may not have been a savior of that culture as well. Once again, knocking them off their high horse. It plays havoc with conservative hardline beliefs. Let's not get into all the mentions of alien activity in the Bible itself, because you can be damned sure they never do.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

I don't believe in aliens, and it has nothing to do with the bible.


Romney Does believe in aliens; he calls them "God" and "Jesus."
 
2012-06-27 03:46:47 PM
Hudson: Well that's great, that's just farkin' great, man. Now what the fark are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shiat now man...

Hicks: Are you finished?
 
2012-06-27 03:46:49 PM

JRoo: [clowningglory.typepad.com image 225x342]

That's because Obama is a secret alien usurper preparing the planet for invasion by socialist Muslim black people from the planet Kenyaxys 9.


That will keep him on all six toes.
 
2012-06-27 03:48:28 PM
Any of you guys stop to think Rmoney tickle mittens.02 is in fact a robot created by aliens? That's where my money is.
 
2012-06-27 03:49:08 PM

Mishno: I dissagree with the poll, Obama would be too busy blaming the aliens on Bush to stop an invasion.


moderateleft.com
 
2012-06-27 03:50:45 PM

Raug the Dwarf: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

Came here to say something similar. For a Christian to believe in Aliens, it destroys not only the belief that man is special and created in God's image, but also opens them up to the fact that Jesus may or may not have been a savior of that culture as well. Once again, knocking them off their high horse. It plays havoc with conservative hardline beliefs. Let's not get into all the mentions of alien activity in the Bible itself, because you can be damned sure they never do.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

I don't believe in aliens, and it has nothing to do with the bible.

That's a moronic statement for a host of other reasons. Whether you believe in them and whether they've visited our planet are two different discussions. But to flat out deny at least the possibility of their existence is plain ignorant.


I don't think aliens have visited earth, and I doubt there is any intelligent life on other planets. Sorry if your ass-probing dreams do not align with my personal beliefs.
 
2012-06-27 03:51:11 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Obama has always carried the mentally unstable voting block....


luckily for him that is the majority of american voters...
 
2012-06-27 03:54:49 PM

I_C_Weener: One word: October Surprise.



Surprise! Buttsecks! Anal Probe!
 
2012-06-27 03:55:58 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Raug the Dwarf: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

Came here to say something similar. For a Christian to believe in Aliens, it destroys not only the belief that man is special and created in God's image, but also opens them up to the fact that Jesus may or may not have been a savior of that culture as well. Once again, knocking them off their high horse. It plays havoc with conservative hardline beliefs. Let's not get into all the mentions of alien activity in the Bible itself, because you can be damned sure they never do.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

I don't believe in aliens, and it has nothing to do with the bible.

That's a moronic statement for a host of other reasons. Whether you believe in them and whether they've visited our planet are two different discussions. But to flat out deny at least the possibility of their existence is plain ignorant.

I don't think aliens have visited earth, and I doubt there is any intelligent life on other planets. Sorry if your ass-probing dreams do not align with my personal beliefs.


It's pretty much a mathematical certainty that intelligent life exists/once existed/will exist on other planets.

The question of contact... that's different.
 
2012-06-27 03:56:43 PM
www.nndb.com

She can see their home planet from her house!
 
2012-06-27 03:57:26 PM
I'm pretty sure SCOTUS has ruled that hostile aliens are considered a personhood whereas many voters are not.
 
2012-06-27 03:58:34 PM
Mitt Romney would just want to kill them all on sight.

Barack Obama would kill the leader, the number 2 after that, the number 2 after that and so on, until they ran out of leaders and just lock up the rest indefinitely.
 
2012-06-27 03:58:47 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Raug the Dwarf: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

Came here to say something similar. For a Christian to believe in Aliens, it destroys not only the belief that man is special and created in God's image, but also opens them up to the fact that Jesus may or may not have been a savior of that culture as well. Once again, knocking them off their high horse. It plays havoc with conservative hardline beliefs. Let's not get into all the mentions of alien activity in the Bible itself, because you can be damned sure they never do.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

I don't believe in aliens, and it has nothing to do with the bible.

That's a moronic statement for a host of other reasons. Whether you believe in them and whether they've visited our planet are two different discussions. But to flat out deny at least the possibility of their existence is plain ignorant.

I don't think aliens have visited earth, and I doubt there is any intelligent life on other planets. Sorry if your ass-probing dreams do not align with my personal beliefs.


Those dreams are Real!!!

But in all seriousness, the probability that there is life on other planets outweighs any belief that they don't exist at all in a galaxy far far away in some backwater nebula.

Sorry if the science doesn't align with your personal beliefs either.
 
2012-06-27 03:59:32 PM

cretinbob: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]



Done in one.
 
2012-06-27 04:03:22 PM
About that "Welcome to Earf"

Will Smith actually pronounces it as "Earth". It's some weird collective delusion in America that he says "earf". See the YouTube clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-famous-pop-culture-moments-everyone-rem e mbers-incorrectly_p2/

/wrapped up like a douche
 
2012-06-27 04:05:17 PM
Romney would just try to sell the poor into slavery to make a buck. Oh, wait, he already did that.
 
2012-06-27 04:06:21 PM

Charles Martel: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible.

Are they in the Koran?


No, but invisible creatures made of fire are--called jinn. Muhammad had a separate ministry to them. They're not supposed to interfere with humans, but sometimes they do and have to be prayed away. Its more or less the basis of the idea of the "genie."
 
2012-06-27 04:07:38 PM
No kidding.

He's got record deportations as it is...
 
2012-06-27 04:08:57 PM

ferretman: Of course he would be. Obama's recent decision to ignore our 'immigration' laws shows that he would tell the armed forces to 'stand-down' and allow a alien invasion to wipe us out.


Thats not true . He would only say that even though he doesn't have the authority just to get other legal aliens votes .
 
2012-06-27 04:09:24 PM

Sticky Hands:
It's pretty much a mathematical certainty that intelligent life exists/once existed/will exist on other planets.
The question of contact... that's different.


I'll go with this.
And I'll add "this is one stupid article", which is why when I do pick up a printed news publication, I tend to reach for the WSJ.
 
2012-06-27 04:09:30 PM

Sticky Hands: It's pretty much a mathematical certainty that intelligent life exists/once existed/will exist on other planets.


Call me skeptical, but there's a bit of epistemological difference between "Y = MX + B" and "there's intelligent life on other planets."
 
2012-06-27 04:10:17 PM
He isn't doing so hot on the 12--16 million we already have.
 
2012-06-27 04:10:30 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Obama has always carried the mentally unstable voting block....


You've obviously never been to the South.
 
2012-06-27 04:11:29 PM
Obama would handle the invasion better because they've already told him where the bases are located.

/as every president has known since the treaty was negotiated by Eisenhower in 1954.
//Our aliens are here to protect us from the other aliens
///they use ludicrous speed to get around without being seen.
 
2012-06-27 04:11:54 PM

jcooli09: I can't think of any circumstances where Romney would be better suited to be president than Obama.


You mean besides the obvious scenario of the world consisting entirely of Mormons?
 
2012-06-27 04:12:07 PM

jcooli09: I can't think of any circumstances where Romney would be better suited to be president than Obama.


Outsourcing the poor to other countries???
 
2012-06-27 04:12:12 PM

Dimensio: Public assessment of an entirely impossible scenario is an invalid basis for a decision of a political candidate.

I am more interested in which man would better handle a Class-3 zombie outbreak.


I'm waiting for the debates so I can tell which is taller.
 
2012-06-27 04:13:04 PM

I_C_Weener: One word: October Surprise.


Psssst.... hey... that's TWO words...
 
2012-06-27 04:14:31 PM
GoofusRomney would start an intergalactic war. GallantObama would negotiate peace and declare amnesty.
 
2012-06-27 04:16:27 PM

olddinosaur: He isn't doing so hot on the 12--16 million we already have.


LoL post of the day!
 
2012-06-27 04:17:24 PM

Raug the Dwarf: Came here to say something similar. For a Christian to believe in Aliens, it destroys not only the belief that man is special and created in God's image, but also opens them up to the fact that Jesus may or may not have been a savior of that culture as well. Once again, knocking them off their high horse. It plays havoc with conservative hardline beliefs. Let's not get into all the mentions of alien activity in the Bible itself, because you can be damned sure they never do.


I suppose you're unaware that the Catholic Church, at least, is cool with teh aliens?

Some other links on the subject: one two
 
2012-06-27 04:17:33 PM

LarryDan43: Romney would sell us off as cheap labor and or food.


I bet it wouldn't be all that cheap. He would still get a good margin.
 
2012-06-27 04:17:39 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Obama has always carried the mentally unstable voting block....



Yeah, because when I think "Sane & Rational" I think "Tea Party"
 
2012-06-27 04:21:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.


Oh, but they were, Blanche. They WERE!

/ezekiel
//revelations
///loonies
 
2012-06-27 04:22:42 PM

Cletus from Canuckistan: Raug the Dwarf: Came here to say something similar. For a Christian to believe in Aliens, it destroys not only the belief that man is special and created in God's image, but also opens them up to the fact that Jesus may or may not have been a savior of that culture as well. Once again, knocking them off their high horse. It plays havoc with conservative hardline beliefs. Let's not get into all the mentions of alien activity in the Bible itself, because you can be damned sure they never do.

I suppose you're unaware that the Catholic Church, at least, is cool with teh aliens?

Some other links on the subject: one two


No I had heard those before. But we could argue the difference between Catholics and Christians too.

Admittedly, I did forget Romney was a Mormon. According to the hard line evangelicals, they're not Christians either. And yeah, the Mormon religion is a Space Fantasy with vaguely Christian dressing. Like Jesus guest starring on Star Trek.
 
2012-06-27 04:27:23 PM
Solution:
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2012-06-27 04:30:34 PM

Somacandra: Sticky Hands: It's pretty much a mathematical certainty that intelligent life exists/once existed/will exist on other planets.

Call me skeptical, but there's a bit of epistemological difference between "Y = MX + B" and "there's intelligent life on other planets."


If you accept the fact that life evolved here on Earth with no help from a "god" of any kind, then you pretty much have to reach the conclusion that there simply must be other planets out there in this vast universe where the same or similar set of circumstances have occurred, resulting in the same or similar outcome... The universe is simply too large, and too full of stars and planets for it to be otherwise... Even if life forming anywhere is really, really, really rare, it still has to have happened more than just on this one planet...

But, aliens visiting Earth? No... To accept that, you have to toss out the speed of light limit, or buy into one of the fanciful and unlikely hacks around it... Even communication between different life-harboring planets seems excedingly unlikely, given the long times required... So, basically: they're out there, but they may as well not be for all practical intents and purposes from our point of view...
 
2012-06-27 04:32:16 PM

cretinbob: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


Well I see that's been covered.
I got nuthin' original to contribute.
 
2012-06-27 04:34:26 PM
What happened to National Geographic? They used to do geography. Now it's aliens!
 
2012-06-27 04:38:08 PM

oryx: What happened to National Geographic? They used to do geography. Now it's aliens!


Same thing that happened to the History Channel, first it turned into the Hitler channel, now it is the Garage Sale channel.
 
2012-06-27 04:39:25 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: and I doubt there is any intelligent life on other planets


Sarcasm?
 
2012-06-27 04:39:47 PM

Somaticasual: JRoo: [clowningglory.typepad.com image 225x342]

That's because Obama is a secret alien usurper preparing the planet for invasion by socialist Muslim black people from the planet Kenyaxys 9.

Holy crap is that the actor who plays henry on eureka?


It seems it is:

IMDB
 
2012-06-27 04:40:42 PM
i582.photobucket.com
 
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