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(USA Today)   News: 65% of Americans think Barack Obama would be better suited than Mitt Romney to handle an invasion of American soil. Fark: An alien invasion   (usatoday.com) divider line 146
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2012-06-27 02:45:06 PM  
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2012-06-27 02:55:14 PM  
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But is Obama reckless enough to fire upwards through our own shields like a madman?
 
2012-06-27 03:05:41 PM  
Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.
 
2012-06-27 03:12:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.


Yeah, but he reads that Mormony bible. There's some aliens in there.
 
2012-06-27 03:13:05 PM  
Obviously. The aliens would fire an EMP at Romney and he'd go down like a sack of bricks.
 
2012-06-27 03:16:42 PM  
I dunno about an alien invasion, but Hollywood has taught us that Obama's the man we want in the Oval Office if a massive meteor is hurtling towards earth.
 
2012-06-27 03:18:47 PM  
Obama has always carried the mentally unstable voting block....
 
2012-06-27 03:18:47 PM  
That's because Romney is one of them. SEKRIT ALIEN
 
2012-06-27 03:19:09 PM  
Agreed. Life as an illegal alien from Kenya would have better prepared Obama.
 
2012-06-27 03:19:34 PM  
My fear is the Rmoney would think that they were HIS Mormony aliens.

/Magic Underwear!
 
2012-06-27 03:19:37 PM  
Well, he has been credibly sanguinary so far!
 
2012-06-27 03:20:26 PM  
Romney would just try to get them jobs in overseas factories
 
2012-06-27 03:21:29 PM  
You're saying Obama wouldn't fall for this?
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2012-06-27 03:22:01 PM  
Of course he would be. Obama's recent decision to ignore our 'immigration' laws shows that he would tell the armed forces to 'stand-down' and allow a alien invasion to wipe us out.
 
2012-06-27 03:22:02 PM  
But Hollywood has also taught us that Obama would say "screw everyone else" while he helps secretly build arks for the 1% to survive a pole shift, crust displacement, or whatever Roland Emmerich is making up to destroy earth this year.
 
2012-06-27 03:22:04 PM  
Well of course. Black presidents in the movies are always Morgan Freeman more heroic.
 
2012-06-27 03:22:13 PM  
Well sure, Obama wants to pardon them and Romney just needs the domestic help.

I found Jesus, he's mowing my yard.
 
2012-06-27 03:23:06 PM  

miss diminutive: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

Yeah, but he reads that Mormony bible. There's some aliens in there.


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So say we all.
 
2012-06-27 03:23:26 PM  
Instead of fighting, wouldn't Obama really spend his time trying to figure out alienese for "we apologize for whatever"?

J/k

Sort of.
 
2012-06-27 03:23:47 PM  

wxboy: Well of course. Black presidents in the movies are always Morgan Freeman more heroic.


Titty sprinkles.
 
2012-06-27 03:23:51 PM  
Apparently not a Mexican invasion
 
2012-06-27 03:24:00 PM  
Depends on if the aliens are wielding a Super-PAC
 
2012-06-27 03:24:01 PM  
This makes zero sense.

Romney could call on his Mormon ancestors on the planet Kolob to stop time and therefore halt the invasion. Obama's people haven't even been out of Earth's atmosphere.

Another example of Obama's dangerous lack of experience.

We need a president who is going to handle an alien invasion like a CEO. A CEO who believes that the throne of God exists on a planet in the metagalactic center of the universe where time doesn't exist and to which only his people can ascend.
 
2012-06-27 03:24:10 PM  
Obama would be 105% better at dealing with anything that doesn't directly involve mitt romney..

//if romney wins, america is dead as we know it. Romney really and truly only cares about one thing - himself. At least obama tries, even if he's basically dead in the water from the lack of an ability to get anything done with a congress more concerned with their party wars than actually being leaders for our country.
 
2012-06-27 03:24:17 PM  
Romney would regale them with stories of his early life as a poor child with no shoes who did his homework with a lump of coal and the back of a shovel.
 
2012-06-27 03:25:27 PM  
I can't think of any circumstances where Romney would be better suited to be president than Obama.
 
2012-06-27 03:26:06 PM  
Obama would nuke the shiat out of them and then Rush Limbaugh and Romney would whine about how the aliens weren't Mirandized or given access to counsel.
 
2012-06-27 03:26:19 PM  
Public assessment of an entirely impossible scenario is an invalid basis for a decision of a political candidate.

I am more interested in which man would better handle a Class-3 zombie outbreak.
 
2012-06-27 03:26:22 PM  

Somaticasual: Obama would be 105% better at dealing with anything that doesn't directly involve mitt romney..

//if romney wins, america is dead as we know it. Romney really and truly only cares about one thing - himself. At least obama tries, even if he's basically dead in the water from the lack of an ability to get anything done with a congress more concerned with their party wars than actually being leaders for our country.


When sci-fi meets politics, it's no time to be serious.
 
2012-06-27 03:26:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.


I don't believe in aliens, and it has nothing to do with the bible.
 
2012-06-27 03:27:05 PM  

Somaticasual: Obama would be 105% better at dealing with anything that doesn't directly involve mitt romney..

//if romney wins, america is dead as we know it. Romney really and truly only cares about one thing - himself. At least obama tries, even if he's basically dead in the water from the lack of an ability to get anything done with a congress more concerned with their party wars than actually being leaders for our country.


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2012-06-27 03:27:19 PM  

Osomatic: I dunno about an alien invasion, but Hollywood has taught us that Obama's the man we want in the Oval Office if a massive meteor is hurtling towards earth.


Wasn't the entire eastern coast of the United States wiped off the map in that movie?
 
2012-06-27 03:27:41 PM  
Romney's got people for that. You have to be able to delegate. Who we got that speaks alienese?
 
2012-06-27 03:27:45 PM  
Of course Obama would be better a better president of Earth. He knows not to nuke Detroit, the aliens won't accept that!

/that was a fun thread
 
2012-06-27 03:28:22 PM  
Two words...
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Osama Bin Laden
 
2012-06-27 03:29:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible.


Are they in the Koran?
 
2012-06-27 03:29:44 PM  
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2012-06-27 03:26:34 PM


FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.

I don't believe in aliens, and it has nothing to do with the bible.



Ezekiel disagrees.
 
2012-06-27 03:30:11 PM  

sigdiamond2000: This makes zero sense.

Romney could call on his Mormon ancestors on the planet Kolob to stop time and therefore halt the invasion.


If You Could Hie To Kolob
 
2012-06-27 03:32:09 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Obama has always carried the mentally unstable voting block....


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2012-06-27 03:33:21 PM  

Osomatic: I dunno about an alien invasion, but Hollywood has taught us that Obama's the man we want in the Oval Office if a massive meteor is hurtling towards earth.


You're thinking of Morgan Freeman for meteors. It's an easy mistake to make.

/ I keed, I keed

// definetly don't want Dave Chappelle in charge
 
2012-06-27 03:34:45 PM  

miss diminutive: But is Obama reckless enough to fire upwards through our own shields like a madman?


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2012-06-27 03:36:06 PM  

Charles Martel: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible.

Are they in the Koran?


Bibles weren't in the Koran either.
 
2012-06-27 03:36:28 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Instead of fighting, wouldn't Obama really spend his time trying to figure out alienese for "we apologize for whatever"?

J/k

Sort of.


I dissagree with the poll, Obama would be too busy blaming the aliens on Bush to stop an invasion.
 
2012-06-27 03:36:35 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Romney could call on his Mormon ancestors on the planet Kolob to stop time and therefore halt the invasion. Obama's people haven't even been out of Earth's atmosphere.

Another example of Obama's dangerous lack of experience.


Ah, but Obama can call on his allies, the lizard people. Their tough skin will make them immune to the alien's ray guns.
 
2012-06-27 03:36:47 PM  

jcooli09: I can't think of any circumstances where Romney would be better suited to be president than Obama.


If the Ferengi invade, Romney would work it so he would be able to financially screw them over.

But he'd take all the profits for himself.
 
2012-06-27 03:36:47 PM  
Well, Obama is President of the United States while Romney is just some rich political hobbyist, so...

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2012-06-27 03:37:32 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.


Elijah and Ezekiel would like to have a word with you.
 
2012-06-27 03:38:35 PM  
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That's because Obama is a secret alien usurper preparing the planet for invasion by socialist Muslim black people from the planet Kenyaxys 9.
 
2012-06-27 03:39:32 PM  
Rowdy Roddy Piper sacrificed himself to let us know about the aliens among us.
 
2012-06-27 03:40:36 PM  
Ya'll keep bringing up racial or religious reasons for this. But it is blatently obvious. Obama is a Mac guy, so he's the obvious person to upload the virus to the mothership
 
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