FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.
miss diminutive: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible. Therefore, Romney doesn't believe in them, and is not prepared for them.Yeah, but he reads that Mormony bible. There's some aliens in there.
wxboy: Well of course. Black presidents in the movies are always Morgan Freeman more heroic.
Somaticasual: Obama would be 105% better at dealing with anything that doesn't directly involve mitt romney..//if romney wins, america is dead as we know it. Romney really and truly only cares about one thing - himself. At least obama tries, even if he's basically dead in the water from the lack of an ability to get anything done with a congress more concerned with their party wars than actually being leaders for our country.
Osomatic: I dunno about an alien invasion, but Hollywood has taught us that Obama's the man we want in the Oval Office if a massive meteor is hurtling towards earth.
FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible.
sigdiamond2000: This makes zero sense.Romney could call on his Mormon ancestors on the planet Kolob to stop time and therefore halt the invasion.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Obama has always carried the mentally unstable voting block....
miss diminutive: But is Obama reckless enough to fire upwards through our own shields like a madman?
Charles Martel: FirstNationalBastard: Aliens weren't in the bible.Are they in the Koran?
SirEattonHogg: Instead of fighting, wouldn't Obama really spend his time trying to figure out alienese for "we apologize for whatever"?J/kSort of.
sigdiamond2000: Romney could call on his Mormon ancestors on the planet Kolob to stop time and therefore halt the invasion. Obama's people haven't even been out of Earth's atmosphere.Another example of Obama's dangerous lack of experience.
jcooli09: I can't think of any circumstances where Romney would be better suited to be president than Obama.
That's because Obama is a secret alien usurper preparing the planet for invasion by socialist Muslim black people from the planet Kenyaxys 9.
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