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(The Blemish)   Seth MacFarlane had sex with Alexis Knapp while she was carrying Ryan Phillippe's baby. Does this count as a threesome?   (theblemish.com) divider line 13
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2012-06-27 02:30:35 PM
3 votes:
So Seth is making sure Phillippe's baby comes out with a football shaped head?
2012-06-27 09:07:06 PM
2 votes:
Apos: BalugaJoe: She is 22 for sake.

I understand about three-fifths of your post.


He means on a scale of 1 to 100 on how much she wants some Japanese wine, she's at around 22.
2012-06-27 02:55:00 PM
2 votes:
Seth MacFarlane Hooked Up With Alexis Knapp While Pregnant With Ryan Phillippe's Baby

Funny, I never noticed Seth's baby bump.
2012-06-27 02:52:33 PM
2 votes:
The important thing to remember here is that he banged the chick who banged the guy who banged Reese Witherspoon.

Math tells me Seth MacFarlane banged Reese Witherspoon.
2012-06-28 03:28:05 AM
1 votes:
A. Snatchfold: And YOU try going without sex for nine months. Pretty sure it wouldn't be a walk in the park for you.

Bahahaha. Welcome to Fark...
2012-06-27 09:58:43 PM
1 votes:
TotallyHeadless: Not that I like to admit it, but it has been just under 5 years without sex for me, and not by choice either.

There's a good reason you haven't been laid in five years,it's probably cause you call women whores and sluts. Also might have to do with you being a douchebag but whatever.

/I reserve the right to call anybody who is celibate not by choice a douchebag.
2012-06-27 08:33:49 PM
1 votes:
TotallyHeadless: She already got into trouble because she couldn't keep your legs closed

Holy fark, I guess you're for the 'hold an aspirin between your knees' form of birth control for women.

TotallyHeadless: Nine months without sex is nothing.

A woman's sex drive, while pregnant, is at its peak due to hormones. And YOU try going without sex for nine months. Pretty sure it wouldn't be a walk in the park for you.
2012-06-27 07:32:54 PM
1 votes:
WOW... whoever wrote this article has major issues with pronouns.

"Seth MacFarlane Hooked Up With Alexis Knapp While Pregnant With Ryan Phillippe's Baby"

"Alexis and Ryan broke up before she announced her pregnancy but Ryan probably wasn't too amused that Seth was poking at her daughter's head."


All this was managed in a six-sentence article.
2012-06-27 06:59:26 PM
1 votes:
praymantis: I don't think it can be a threesome, maybe a 2.25 some.

Well, now, let's not be so hasty... It depends on how big his "Quahog" is.
2012-06-27 04:52:35 PM
1 votes:
foil helmet guy: Who, who and who

we get it, you're an owl
2012-06-27 04:52:18 PM
1 votes:
This reminds me of the time that Seth MacFarlane had sex with Alexis Knapp while she was carrying Ryan Phillippe's baby...

*awkward pause*

...Oh, is there no clip? I thought we had a clip.
2012-06-27 02:45:44 PM
1 votes:
chud.com
I'm not lubricating the runway for another man's child.
2012-06-27 02:19:56 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, that's a pretty significant step down for her.
 
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