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(The Blemish)   Seth MacFarlane had sex with Alexis Knapp while she was carrying Ryan Phillippe's baby. Does this count as a threesome?   (theblemish.com ) divider line 96
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2012-06-27 01:46:19 PM  
I thought he was gay? That's what they keep telling me.
 
2012-06-27 02:04:26 PM  

dopeydwarf: I thought he was gay? That's what they keep telling me.


I'm sure that's precisely why his publicist leaked this rumor.
 
2012-06-27 02:19:56 PM  
Yeah, that's a pretty significant step down for her.
 
2012-06-27 02:22:27 PM  

sigdiamond2000: dopeydwarf: I thought he was gay? That's what they keep telling me.

I'm sure that's precisely why his publicist leaked this rumor.


Though it does fit. I mean, only a gay guy would come up with an idea like Ted...
 
2012-06-27 02:26:52 PM  
Megan Fox + green eyes-misshapen thumbs = Alexis Knapp
 
2012-06-27 02:30:35 PM  
So Seth is making sure Phillippe's baby comes out with a football shaped head?
 
2012-06-27 02:32:43 PM  
It would be if the fetal personhood bill is passed.
 
2012-06-27 02:34:17 PM  
I was much more interesting in this link in the sidebar. (link itself is sfw but contains links to the NSFW goodness).
 
2012-06-27 02:35:08 PM  
and by interesting, i meant interested.

/too much bunk time, not enough caffeine
 
2012-06-27 02:42:05 PM  

theorellior: It would be if the fetal personhood bill is passed.


Would it also be pederasty?
 
2012-06-27 02:43:40 PM  
Who the fark is Alexis Knapp?
 
2012-06-27 02:43:54 PM  

sigdiamond2000: dopeydwarf: I thought he was gay? That's what they keep telling me.

I'm sure that's precisely why his publicist leaked this rumor.


well that and he has a multimillion dollar movie about to come out in 2 days.
 
2012-06-27 02:44:09 PM  

PowerSlacker: I was much more interesting in this link in the sidebar. (link itself is sfw but contains links to the NSFW goodness).


I am going to watch the shiat out of that later. I don't care what anyone says about her acting, she's fine.
 
2012-06-27 02:45:34 PM  
who cares if seth is gay?

if i was gay, I'd do him.


IN A farkING HEARTBEAT.
 
2012-06-27 02:45:44 PM  
chud.com
I'm not lubricating the runway for another man's child.
 
2012-06-27 02:48:16 PM  
Bookmark, yes.
 
2012-06-27 02:52:33 PM  
The important thing to remember here is that he banged the chick who banged the guy who banged Reese Witherspoon.

Math tells me Seth MacFarlane banged Reese Witherspoon.
 
2012-06-27 02:53:57 PM  

Arkanaut: Would it also be pederasty?


It's a fetus, not a child. They'd probably have to make up a new legal term for that.
 
2012-06-27 02:54:57 PM  
Gay or not, Seth MacFarlane isn't funny, just wanted to mention that.
 
2012-06-27 02:55:00 PM  
Seth MacFarlane Hooked Up With Alexis Knapp While Pregnant With Ryan Phillippe's Baby

Funny, I never noticed Seth's baby bump.
 
2012-06-27 02:56:39 PM  
That smart. Cant get a pregnant chick pregnant again...
 
2012-06-27 02:59:19 PM  

max_pooper: Who the fark is Alexis Knapp?


Some woman with so little self-respect that she did the nasty with both Seth MacFarlane and Ryan Phillippe.
 
2012-06-27 03:06:22 PM  

Wellon Dowd: max_pooper: Who the fark is Alexis Knapp?

Some woman with so little self-respect that she did the nasty with both Seth MacFarlane and Ryan Phillippe.


This is why Fark is better than google for research: no facts just snark.
 
2012-06-27 03:06:46 PM  

DVDave: Seth MacFarlane Hooked Up With Alexis Knapp While Pregnant With Ryan Phillippe's Baby

Funny, I never noticed Seth's baby bump.


DAMMIT got there before me.
 
2012-06-27 03:12:40 PM  

coeyagi: The important thing to remember here is that he banged the chick who banged the guy who banged Reese Witherspoon.

Math tells me Seth MacFarlane banged Reese Witherspoon.


I dated a girl whom is the niece of a woman who dated Eddie Money. So yeah, I farked Eddie Money.
 
2012-06-27 03:14:47 PM  

Bigedmond: That smart. Cant get a pregnant chick pregnant again...


I can't wait until splicing humans with animals happens. You think Octomom is shameless, wait until Red Kangaroo Mom gets a reality show.
 
2012-06-27 03:23:37 PM  
After reading that I can only hope nobody was paid for writing it. Sadly, someone probably was.
 
2012-06-27 03:23:43 PM  
All the Seth MacFarlane haters should read the New Yorker profile on him, it's hilariously mean. The part where she describes the spray-tan-that-must-not-be-spoken-of is awesome. The guy's a piece of work but I still love Family Guy, go figure.
 
2012-06-27 03:25:42 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Gay or not, Seth MacFarlane isn't funny, just wanted to mention that.


Valid opinion or not, he's more successful than you and everyone you know combined, just wanted to mention that.
 
2012-06-27 03:30:20 PM  

thecpt: PowerSlacker: I was much more interesting in this link in the sidebar. (link itself is sfw but contains links to the NSFW goodness).

I am going to watch the shiat out of that later. I don't care what anyone says about her acting, she's fine.


Did you both miss the Kate Upton photo? Kristin Stewart? You must be joking

SFW Link that goes to a page with a NSFW link.
 
2012-06-27 03:31:19 PM  

Eustacia Vye: All the Seth MacFarlane haters should read the New Yorker profile on him, it's hilariously mean. The part where she describes the spray-tan-that-must-not-be-spoken-of is awesome. The guy's a piece of work but I still love Family Guy, go figure.


No wai, dude. South Park told me Family Guy isn't funny and I believe them because they piss off liberals.
 
2012-06-27 03:36:06 PM  
Wow, she is pretty damned hot.
 
2012-06-27 03:40:34 PM  

PluckYew: thecpt: PowerSlacker: I was much more interesting in this link in the sidebar. (link itself is sfw but contains links to the NSFW goodness).

I am going to watch the shiat out of that later. I don't care what anyone says about her acting, she's fine.

Did you both miss the Kate Upton photo? Kristin Stewart? You must be joking

SFW Link that goes to a page with a NSFW link.


So I guess it won't be long until she actually gets it over with and gets those things out. I mean, she doesn't have much further to go really.

All I know is that she better, because they are going to head south really fast. I give them about two years until they are in a state that nobody is going to want to see them exposed ever again. Except surgery, of course.
 
2012-06-27 03:41:53 PM  

LeroyBourne: coeyagi: The important thing to remember here is that he banged the chick who banged the guy who banged Reese Witherspoon.

Math tells me Seth MacFarlane banged Reese Witherspoon.

I dated a girl whom is the niece of a woman who dated Eddie Money. So yeah, I farked Eddie Money.


Was the woman who dated Eddie Money the surrogate mother for the girl you dated? Because at least there, you'd have some niece / aunt vaginal interaction.
 
2012-06-27 03:45:46 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Eustacia Vye: All the Seth MacFarlane haters should read the New Yorker profile on him, it's hilariously mean. The part where she describes the spray-tan-that-must-not-be-spoken-of is awesome. The guy's a piece of work but I still love Family Guy, go figure.

No wai, dude. South Park told me Family Guy isn't funny and I believe them because they piss off liberals.


The author actually brings up SP and the manatees, har de har. The article kind of starts slow and builds up to a portrait of a really creepy guy who is meticulously groomed down to his arm hair, sings show tunes like a robot, and seems to be a really inconsiderate workaholic with very few friends.
 
2012-06-27 03:45:47 PM  

nmiguy: Wow, she is pretty damned hot.


Yep, that is going to be one good looking kid. Unfortunately, Phillippe seems like a really nice guy from interviews I've seen, but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. And if she let him in her pants I'm thinking that she is not all that bright either. So the kid better be really good looking.
 
2012-06-27 03:45:58 PM  

Eustacia Vye: All the Seth MacFarlane haters should read the New Yorker profile on him, it's hilariously mean. The part where she describes the spray-tan-that-must-not-be-spoken-of is awesome. The guy's a piece of work but I still love Family Guy, go figure.


I'm not a McFarlane hater, but I was watching him on the Daily Show last night, and he seems like an artificial construct of himself. His hair looks fake; his skin looks fake; and his hands look overly manicured. Usually men in showbiz don't get that kind of look until their forties.
 
2012-06-27 03:49:36 PM  

Uncle Pooky: WhiskeySticks: Gay or not, Seth MacFarlane isn't funny, just wanted to mention that.

Valid opinion or not, he's more successful than you and everyone you know combined, just wanted to mention that.


And I'm ok with that.
 
2012-06-27 03:54:22 PM  
Seth MacFarlane?

Almost the silver lining on the the cloud that was 9/11/2001.

Missed it by this much...
 
2012-06-27 03:54:49 PM  

DeaH: Eustacia Vye: All the Seth MacFarlane haters should read the New Yorker profile on him, it's hilariously mean. The part where she describes the spray-tan-that-must-not-be-spoken-of is awesome. The guy's a piece of work but I still love Family Guy, go figure.

I'm not a McFarlane hater, but I was watching him on the Daily Show last night, and he seems like an artificial construct of himself. His hair looks fake; his skin looks fake; and his hands look overly manicured. Usually men in showbiz don't get that kind of look until their forties.


Exactly! He's spending his millions on waxing, hair dye, manicures and spray tans. In preparation for his upcoming acting career, I guess.
 
2012-06-27 03:55:15 PM  

Eustacia Vye: Wendy's Chili: Eustacia Vye: All the Seth MacFarlane haters should read the New Yorker profile on him, it's hilariously mean. The part where she describes the spray-tan-that-must-not-be-spoken-of is awesome. The guy's a piece of work but I still love Family Guy, go figure.

No wai, dude. South Park told me Family Guy isn't funny and I believe them because they piss off liberals.

The author actually brings up SP and the manatees, har de har. The article kind of starts slow and builds up to a portrait of a really creepy guy who is meticulously groomed down to his arm hair, sings show tunes like a robot, and seems to be a really inconsiderate workaholic with very few friends.


My sister and her husband met him once. They walked away saying he was an enormous douche, albeit a very well groomed douche.
 
2012-06-27 03:57:26 PM  

coeyagi: LeroyBourne: coeyagi: The important thing to remember here is that he banged the chick who banged the guy who banged Reese Witherspoon.

Math tells me Seth MacFarlane banged Reese Witherspoon.

I dated a girl whom is the niece of a woman who dated Eddie Money. So yeah, I farked Eddie Money.

Was the woman who dated Eddie Money the surrogate mother for the girl you dated? Because at least there, you'd have some niece / aunt vaginal interaction.


Nope, and she didn't like me bringing up the story to my friends when she was around. Go be weird when I'm not around.
 
2012-06-27 03:58:35 PM  
I don't think it can be a threesome, maybe a 2.25 some.
 
2012-06-27 04:00:32 PM  
What is all this 'MacFarlane is gay' shiat? I never heard that before.
 
2012-06-27 04:06:06 PM  
Heh, work firewall blocks theblemish.com
 
2012-06-27 04:06:14 PM  
So, he even does those cutaway gags in real life?

/Reminds of the time when Mel Gibso and I went to the beach
 
2012-06-27 04:12:23 PM  

Eustacia Vye: All the Seth MacFarlane haters should read the New Yorker profile on him, it's hilariously mean. The part where she describes the spray-tan-that-must-not-be-spoken-of is awesome. The guy's a piece of work but I still love Family Guy, go figure.


Alas, it is behind a paywall.
 
2012-06-27 04:15:44 PM  

theorellior: Eustacia Vye: All the Seth MacFarlane haters should read the New Yorker profile on him, it's hilariously mean. The part where she describes the spray-tan-that-must-not-be-spoken-of is awesome. The guy's a piece of work but I still love Family Guy, go figure.

Alas, it is behind a paywall.


I read it on paper, I've had a subscription for years. A library connection would probably have full text in one of their periodical databases.
 
2012-06-27 04:25:51 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Gay or not, Seth MacFarlane isn't funny, just wanted to mention that.


The psychology behind these types of declarations is so fascinating to me. So foreign, yet so fascinating.
 
2012-06-27 04:37:46 PM  
I try to separate a person's work from the person itself, but after seeing a bit on a Family Guy DVD where Quagmire rapes Marge Simpson (who enjoys it) and then proceeds to kill off the entire Simpson family, which was unfunny in the first place, and then listening to the audio commentary where he throws a bratty temper tantrum on how Fox cut that bit from broadcast and went on biatching about it for at least ten minutes, it's really hard for me to watch his shows and hear his voice and not think of that ranting like a child.
 
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