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(620WTMJ Milwaukee)   Farker just found out that Westboro Baptist Church is going to be picketing a location minutes from his home Sunday morning and at Miller Park on the Fourth. Got any good counter-protest sign ideas?   (620wtmj.com) divider line 448
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2012-06-27 01:41:52 PM  
Didn't read the thread, but DON'T DO A COUNTER-PROTEST SIGN. Do a completely different activity (double points if it is for the greater good) in a completely different area and make every effort to get all of the media attention so that they get none.

WBC doesn't have any real morals, they make money based on how much attention they get and how many people they can sue. Do something productive with your time.
 
2012-06-27 01:41:53 PM  

DirkTheDaring: [img528.imageshack.us image 250x350]


Should be Red/Green/Blue background.
 
2012-06-27 01:42:04 PM  
Get some friends together, stand side-by-side with big white sheets on poles in front of the WBC protesters and signs.
 
Ruk
2012-06-27 01:42:05 PM  
"God loves backrubs."
 
2012-06-27 01:42:42 PM  
"These people need adult supervision."
 
2012-06-27 01:43:03 PM  
We hold signs to hide our pain
 
2012-06-27 01:43:29 PM  

Glenford: Why not stick with the classics?
[img245.imageshack.us image 464x379]


Damn it-too late for this, always love an excuse for a Father Ted reference. Feck off!!
 
2012-06-27 01:43:46 PM  
I think that even the brony haters will admit that an "I'll love and tolerate the shiat out of you" sign would be great, especially if you can find one with Rainbow Dash.


/ Or ignore them. That's also good advice.
 
2012-06-27 01:44:18 PM  
"God hates steroid users" (for Miller Park)


/just kidding, vote Ryan B for All-Star!
 
2012-06-27 01:44:23 PM  

Ruk: "God loves backrubs butrubs."


ftfy
 
2012-06-27 01:45:14 PM  
Paintball gun.

Remember to conveniently forget you left the paintballs in teh freezer all night.
 
2012-06-27 01:45:34 PM  

Hijakk: God Hates Santa


Santa hates straight people!
 
2012-06-27 01:45:41 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-27 01:45:48 PM  
i449.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 01:45:56 PM  

BackAssward: Ruk: "God loves backrubs butrubs bathtubs."

ftfy


fyfm
 
2012-06-27 01:46:28 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Paintball gun.

Remember to conveniently forget you left the paintballs in teh freezer all night.


I just read that reddit link from the dude's son, and it seems like any sort of non lethal retaliation you can get caught for actually helps them.
 
2012-06-27 01:48:23 PM  
You do NOT wanna piss off drunk Brewer fans. Not a good idea.

/drunk Brewer fan
 
2012-06-27 01:48:42 PM  
It's quite simple.

You must take a paintball gun and modify it heavily, with a scope that can see almost a mile, and an air tank that can fire a paintball the same distance.

You position yourself faaaaar away from the area, nowhere near being in sight to the WBC protesters. You conveniently place a friend near the protesters. You load the gun with frozen paintballs. You take aim at Fred Phelps' crotch, and have your friend shout something like "IF YOU ARE ANGERED BY THESE BLASPHEMOUS PROTESTERS LORD, STRIKE THIS MAN NOW!!" As soon as he does, pull the trigger. The impact will most likely rupture his testicles and scare the holy farking shiat out of the rest of the clan. Feel free to shoot more rounds into the area though.

Here comes the complicated part. You take the gun, wipe all fingerprints and such off it, and drop it at Justin Bieber's house. Then you hack his twitter and post "LOL JUST GOT THOSE WBC GUYS GOOD!"

Two birds. One stone.
 
2012-06-27 01:49:11 PM  
Matthew 7
7 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

3 "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
 
2012-06-27 01:49:17 PM  
Get a decent amount of LSD and put it in a supersoaker
 
2012-06-27 01:49:33 PM  
HEY FRED! NICE RAINBOW SIGNS!
 
2012-06-27 01:49:39 PM  

Professor Farksworth: It's quite simple.

You must take a paintball gun and modify it heavily, with a scope that can see almost a mile, and an air tank that can fire a paintball the same distance.

You position yourself faaaaar away from the area, nowhere near being in sight to the WBC protesters. You conveniently place a friend near the protesters. You load the gun with frozen paintballs. You take aim at Fred Phelps' crotch, and have your friend shout something like "IF YOU ARE ANGERED BY THESE BLASPHEMOUS PROTESTERS LORD, STRIKE THIS MAN NOW!!" As soon as he does, pull the trigger. The impact will most likely rupture his testicles and scare the holy farking shiat out of the rest of the clan. Feel free to shoot more rounds into the area though.

Here comes the complicated part. You take the gun, wipe all fingerprints and such off it, and drop it at Justin Bieber's house. Then you hack his twitter and post "LOL JUST GOT THOSE WBC GUYS GOOD!"

Two birds. One stone.


Genius.
 
2012-06-27 01:49:42 PM  

BadAdviceGuy: DirkTheDaring: [img528.imageshack.us image 250x350]

Should be Red/Green/Blue background.


I considered that, but didn't feel up to the effort.
 
2012-06-27 01:49:57 PM  
Here's what you do:

1. You know those charity drives where you get signatures to sponsor a nickel for every car washed at the free memorial day car wash? Start one of those. Except for this drive, get pledges to sponsor a dollar for every 10 minutes the westboro people are picketing. Promise to give the money to a LGBT organization.

2. Tell the Westboro people that the longer they stand there, the more money they raise for said organization.

3. Collect the money and give it to the LGBT organization.
 
2012-06-27 01:49:58 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 01:50:13 PM  

GacysBasement: Jesus was gay!


same idea, but i was thinking more along the following lines (accomplished w/ 2 adjacent signs, or with one 2-sided sign):

sign/side 1: "Jesus loves buttsex"
sign/side 2: "So does Fred Phelps"
 
2012-06-27 01:50:18 PM  

Chinchillazilla: I'll give you a dollar to kill Fred.


Wow, that sounds like a threat, huh?
 
2012-06-27 01:50:22 PM  
"If you say that hating others is god's law, I want no part of your god, his law, or any of you"

"Show compassion and remember ye, that you were once [oppressed] in a land that was not yours." (Exodus, like every fifth verse)
 
2012-06-27 01:50:46 PM  
Get your boyfriend and spend the afternoon sodomizing each other in front of Fred, all the while making eye contact with Fred.
 
2012-06-27 01:50:54 PM  

crumblecat: "The price of free speech is having to listen to a lot of crap."


This is a really good one.
 
2012-06-27 01:50:59 PM  
scottthong.files.wordpress.com

Got nothing. Maybe...

GOD HATES YOUR SMUGNESS
(Proverbs 6:16-17)
 
2012-06-27 01:51:34 PM  

dexaline: pecosdave: Sort of blows a hole in their attacks using their own ammunition.
/grew up Baptist
//they are NOT Baptist.

That's part of the issue. Normal people treat them like their must be some internal consistency to their madness because their arguments come from the bible. But there is no such consistency and their ability to love and think is little better than an animal's.


The Old Testament did have lots of rough stuff in it. There's some rough stuff in the New Testament, but when you filter out the history and read the "red letters", especially the New Testament red letters you get NOTHING like what they're pushing. While you were replying to me I looked up another good sign.

Esphesians 4:31-32

31Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. 32Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.

The most important message to bring away from the Bible was the same messages spoken by Bill and Ted. "Be excellent to each other!"

I must have attended a great church growing up. I came away from it with "don't hate anyone" and "don't do wrong". They practiced what they preached as well, even though they preached against being gay as being wrong they hired a gay piano player and treated him with respect. They didn't approve of him being gay, but they didn't approve of people being alcoholics either (we had a couple of those there, and they were welcome too). Pretty damned liberal for a Southern Baptist church.

I think the best way to counter people who will accept no reality but their own is to counter with their own reality. The Bible contains plenty to counter this group of ass-clowns with.
 
2012-06-27 01:52:06 PM  
Not condoning violence of course, but if a dump truck driver legitimately lost control and just happened to stop on top of their protest, I might start believing in god.
 
2012-06-27 01:52:21 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 01:52:59 PM  

DirkTheDaring: [img528.imageshack.us image 250x350]


More like
i20.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 01:53:03 PM  
If you have a pickup truck, find some days old roadkill and drop it off at their protest location.

/wear gloves
 
2012-06-27 01:53:15 PM  
Raharu: REMEMBER The WBC does not believe in what is on their Signs.

No, they don't. The "Family" and they are a large extended family are mostly made up of lawyers.

They make a living off of lawsuits.

Im not even kidding. Try to stop them from protesting, lawsuit... try to stop a protest in progress? Lawsuit... physically try to stop them, BIG LAWSUIT.

This is how they operate... this is how they make their money.


Came here to say this. It's worth repeating. Don't do anything that could get you sued. If you do go for some reason, make sure you have videotape of ALL of your interactions with them.

But the best advice is to just not interact with them. It's just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
 
2012-06-27 01:53:20 PM  
bear mace brah. it can only be a misdemeanor at worst.
 
2012-06-27 01:53:41 PM  
God loves EVERYONE. John 3:16

Hit them with their own book (that they don't read), subby.
 
2012-06-27 01:53:52 PM  
Fred Phelps was the meat in you mom and dad's sex sandwich.

|/|
 
2012-06-27 01:53:53 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-27 01:53:55 PM  
Drive to Florida in a bus.

Pick up homeless people.

Give them bath salts.
 
2012-06-27 01:54:01 PM  
One of the best pro-gay/lesbian signs I saw recently was:

Jesus had two dads and he turned out ok!
 
2012-06-27 01:54:08 PM  

Verdelak: Don't let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)

Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9)


All OT bro. That is Jewish law not Christian theology. Just sayin.
 
2012-06-27 01:54:38 PM  

TwistedIvory: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Is that Kevin Smith?
 
2012-06-27 01:54:44 PM  
Can someone explain to me why God hates cigarettes so much?
 
2012-06-27 01:54:59 PM  

BackAssward: Fred Phelps was the meat in you mom and dad's sex sandwich.

|/|


That made me puke a little in my mouth.
 
2012-06-27 01:55:21 PM  

bohab: bear mace brah. it can only be a misdemeanor at worst.


Followed by a massive civil lawsuit. It is what they do ... they are hate mongers and lawyers. A deadly combination.
 
2012-06-27 01:55:59 PM  

Farking Canuck: bohab: bear mace brah. it can only be a misdemeanor at worst.

Followed by a massive civil lawsuit. It is what they do ... they are hate mongers and lawyers. A deadly combination.


Kill their lawyers?
 
2012-06-27 01:56:07 PM  

GriffXX: Can someone explain to me why God hates cigarettes so much?


The body is the temple of God and by smoking (or abusing your body otherwise) you are doing harm to his temple.

I'm not sure where/if that is in scripture, but it's what I was taught growing up.
 
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