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(620WTMJ Milwaukee)   Farker just found out that Westboro Baptist Church is going to be picketing a location minutes from his home Sunday morning and at Miller Park on the Fourth. Got any good counter-protest sign ideas?   (620wtmj.com) divider line 449
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2012-06-27 01:00:56 PM
Bring a metal band and have an impromptu show.
 
2012-06-27 01:01:14 PM

Glenford: Why not stick with the classics?
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Love this!
 
2012-06-27 01:01:15 PM
cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2012-06-27 01:01:34 PM

FarkingStan: You should cook them food and feed them and tell them that God loves them. I bet no one's done that yet...


Preferably with lots and lots of Ex-Lax in it.
 
2012-06-27 01:01:35 PM
I wouldn't go there. But I have Fred Phelps in my dead pool, if you get my drift, subby.
 
2012-06-27 01:01:38 PM

FarkingStan: You should cook them food and feed them and tell them that God loves them. I bet no one's done that yet...


Do this. If you bring a sign make it something like "God, please forgive the sins of the WBC"
 
2012-06-27 01:01:50 PM
They are going to be protesting at Miler Park?

HEE HEE! Not going to be any drunks there, WBC.

Set up your grill over by them and offer a free brat to any bikini wearing girls who make out with each other.

the brilliance of this plan is that it works equally well if WBC shows up or not.
 
2012-06-27 01:01:56 PM

DrWhy: lennavan: Don't make a sign. Don't go.

All these people want is attention. Attention Whores will continue their shenanigans until it no longer garners attention. You want a successful counter protest, don't go. Write to the local media stations and tell them not to cover it.

So basically they're real life trolls...


Yup. I would forgo signs and throw a debaucherous party of Joy in front of them. Maybe one banner that said "Let's Ignore these douchbags, and have a good time!"
 
2012-06-27 01:01:56 PM
bring a sign from Eastboro FSM church
 
2012-06-27 01:02:16 PM
"For God so LOVED the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth upon Him should not perish but have eternal life."

/then have a moment of weakness for me and shoot them an under-the-knee hook-shot bird for me.
/but do it out of love
 
2012-06-27 01:02:19 PM
YOU'RE NOT HELPING
\o/
 
2012-06-27 01:02:26 PM
GOD LOVES HUGE BLACK COCK

and

LIMITED TIME OFFER
JOIN WBC NOW AND GET A FREE BLOW JOB FROM FRED
 
2012-06-27 01:02:33 PM
You can buy CS grenades on the internet.

They're not NFA or anything either.
 
2012-06-27 01:03:16 PM
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2012-06-27 01:03:21 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-27 01:03:23 PM
Get a large magnifying glass and pretend they are ants
 
2012-06-27 01:03:26 PM
Yes...run right down there and feed them with the attention they can't exist without.
 
2012-06-27 01:03:38 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Ezekiel 13:3 - "Thus says the Lord God, "Woe to the foolish prophets who are following their own spirit and have seen nothing."
 
2012-06-27 01:03:58 PM
Maybe just a really choice Bible quote, like the passage where it says rape victims can be made to marry their attackers or something of that nature.
 
2012-06-27 01:04:01 PM

greenbowlpacker: [cdn.c.photoshelter.com image 500x375]


Came here to say this.

Mark 11:12-14 ftw

also Mark 6:6-8

and if they're women

1 Timothy 2:11-15
 
2012-06-27 01:04:09 PM
Me and a buddy are thinking of going down there and trying to sic the CoS on the WBC. That would be awesome.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-27 01:04:13 PM

lennavan: Don't make a sign. Don't go.

All these people want is attention. Attention Whores will continue their shenanigans until it no longer garners attention. You want a successful counter protest, don't go. Write to the local media stations and tell them not to cover it.


The My Little Pony Killer: [images.wikia.com image 478x358]

STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS.


LISTEN TO PAUL ANKA
 
2012-06-27 01:04:19 PM

NkThrasher: Stand in front of them eating Oreos.


I;d be out there myself (they were also supposed to be in the same area a while back at my kid's HS) but they crave the attention.
I did get a case of oreos to pass out if I do see any of the protests now.
 
2012-06-27 01:04:25 PM

LarryDan43: Pretend you are with them and hold up an offensive cartoon of Mohammed.


I am all in favour of Just Don't Look, but that one made me laugh. (New Window for the song).
 
2012-06-27 01:04:42 PM
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
 
2012-06-27 01:04:42 PM
wonkette.com
 
2012-06-27 01:04:43 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 01:04:44 PM

odinsposse: FarkingStan: You should cook them food and feed them and tell them that God loves them. I bet no one's done that yet...

Do this. If you bring a sign make it something like "God, please forgive the sins of the WBC"


Thirded.

Shame them by being better than them.
 
2012-06-27 01:04:49 PM

AKTurkey: [upload.wikimedia.org image 207x257]

Ezekiel 13:3 - "Thus says the Lord God, "Woe to the foolish prophets who are following their own spirit and have seen nothing."


Pretty much this....use the bible against them.
 
2012-06-27 01:05:14 PM
Dress up as a clown and carry a sign saying "Stop Clown Porn Now!"

-surely not that obscure
 
2012-06-27 01:05:14 PM
Turn it into some other protest. Free Mumia. War protest. Something else. Just something to get the attention off them.

Hell, even protest Walker again, just for the fark of it.
 
2012-06-27 01:05:52 PM
I don't get the oreos reference
 
2012-06-27 01:06:07 PM
"This Space For Rent"?
 
2012-06-27 01:06:24 PM

Cormee: ... Semi, clad, and oiled up, obviously

 
2012-06-27 01:06:30 PM

Sgt. Expendable: Quit giving them exactly what they want.

Setup a little stand near them, no obtrusive signs, no yelling, nothing even remotely confrontational. Just a sheet that says "Please Donate." When people ask, tell them you are collecting donations for LGBT groups, all money collected will be donated in the name of "Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church"

Arrange to have any thank you notes from the charities sent to WBC. If the people they hate are benefiting from their actions, they'll have to rethink their business.


OMG, so much awesome. Should I ever hit a big lotto jackpot im gonna do it...donations to all the stuff they hate...
 
2012-06-27 01:06:36 PM
Do they not realize they're protesting mostly Lutheran and Evangelical churches (and the ones in the 'burbs are fairly conservative areas)? Good thing they're not in the western part of the state of those Norwegian Lutherans would kill them and then go enjoy a jello salad.
 
2012-06-27 01:06:40 PM
This is a good reason for a photoshop contest. Fred gettin some man love methinks.
 
2012-06-27 01:06:45 PM
They don't care what sign you put up... thet are just lawsuity people, not philosophical people. Any message would be ignored anyway, they just want to sue people...

/So glad Canada refused them entry, when they tried to do that shiat in my country.
 
2012-06-27 01:06:50 PM

lennavan: Don't make a sign. Don't go.

All these people want is attention. Attention Whores will continue their shenanigans until it no longer garners attention. You want a successful counter protest, don't go. Write to the local media stations and tell them not to cover it.


This. They'll feel pretty farking lonely standing around protesting if everyone just ignores them and people go about their business without even acknowledging their presence.

They're just not that important.
 
2012-06-27 01:06:51 PM
GOD LET THE
SERPENT INTO
PARADISE!

on the flip side:

THINK GOD
REALLY
CARES?
 
2012-06-27 01:06:53 PM
What you need is something more interesting to the media then these assholes.
It is probably too late, but if you are plugged into the costumers/cos-play communities getting them to rally and counter protest in costumes with silly signs worked for Comic Con. (I think it was Comic Con, I might be wrong). The media love the silly socially conscious freaks angle of it.
 
2012-06-27 01:07:23 PM

Bondith: Sgt. Expendable
Quit giving them exactly what they want.

Setup a little stand near them, no obtrusive signs, no yelling, nothing even remotely confrontational. Just a sheet that says "Please Donate." When people ask, tell them you are collecting donations for LGBT groups, all money collected will be donated in the name of "Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church"

Arrange to have any thank you notes from the charities sent to WBC. If the people they hate are benefiting from their actions, they'll have to rethink their business.

Hell, forget what I said, do this.


Quick, somebody set up a Kickstarter to raise money to donate to GLAAD in the name of WBC.

If an old woman can get over $600K for getting yelled at by some asshole little kids, we can easily put a million together for this.
 
2012-06-27 01:07:34 PM

Bondith: "I'm with stupid."
"I disagree with what you say, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler."
"Idiots say what"

Failing that, just rent a cube van and park it right in front of them. on top of them.


FTFY.
 
2012-06-27 01:07:57 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-27 01:08:22 PM
No cheap wine for Jesus! John 2:10
 
2012-06-27 01:08:37 PM

halfof33: They are going to be protesting at Miler Park?

HEE HEE! Not going to be any drunks there, WBC.

Set up your grill over by them and offer a free brat to any bikini wearing girls who make out with each other.

the brilliance of this plan is that it works equally well if WBC shows up or not.


Maybe offer a game of cornhole?
 
2012-06-27 01:08:56 PM

imtheonlylp: [0.tqn.com image 500x375]


In God's defense that was a pretty bad movie.
 
2012-06-27 01:08:57 PM
Smile! Cthulhu Loathes You.
 
2012-06-27 01:08:58 PM
Don't let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)

Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9)
 
2012-06-27 01:09:10 PM

Crewmannumber6: I don't get the oreos reference


Here you go
 
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