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(io9)   Carnival "freaks" of the 1800s just want a hug   (io9.com) divider line 142
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2012-06-27 11:55:28 AM  
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Four-legged Myrtle Corbin, who bore two children from her first vagina and three from her second.

WAT..
 
2012-06-27 12:44:26 PM  

Pawn takes the King: [img.gawkerassets.com image 300x484]

Four-legged Myrtle Corbin, who bore two children from her first vagina and three from her second.

WAT..


the porn implications are mind boggling
 
2012-06-27 01:36:59 PM  
Felix Wehrle has Ehler-Danlos Syndrome.
 
2012-06-27 01:43:47 PM  
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This horse hath a man's face depicted on his breast. Verily, he is educated.
 
2012-06-27 01:48:23 PM  
i199.photobucket.com

i199.photobucket.com

/ubetcha
 
2012-06-27 02:02:16 PM  
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I'll bet this guy did really well in ass-kicking contests.
 
2012-06-27 02:06:12 PM  
Ah, the days when an enormously fat woman was considered a freak and not just a typical sight at your local Wal-Mart.
 
2012-06-27 02:11:17 PM  

Therion: [img.gawkerassets.com image 442x600]

I'll bet this guy did really well in ass-kicking contests.


But terrible at hopscotch.
 
2012-06-27 02:21:17 PM  

Pawn takes the King: [img.gawkerassets.com image 300x484]

Four-legged Myrtle Corbin, who bore two children from her first vagina and three from her second.

WAT..


Two vaginas?!?!! Double the PMS?
 
2012-06-27 02:28:25 PM  
One of us.....one of us......one of us.
 
2012-06-27 02:30:18 PM  

Walker: One of us.....one of us......one of us.


God that movie is creepy.
 
2012-06-27 02:42:10 PM  
This intstagram bullshiat has gone too far
 
2012-06-27 03:45:05 PM  

houndoggie: Pawn takes the King: [img.gawkerassets.com image 300x484]

Four-legged Myrtle Corbin, who bore two children from her first vagina and three from her second.

WAT..

the porn implications are mind boggling


I was thinking more along the lines of a Human Centipede reboot as the Human Millipede
 
2012-06-27 04:37:27 PM  
It must have been REALLY cold in the room where the lady with the big feet's picture was taken.

/poink poink
//Excuse me Ma'am, you left your headlights on.
 
2012-06-27 04:38:52 PM  
It's good to know there were sick farks way back then. "hey, can I fark that other, much smaller va-jayjay?"
 
2012-06-27 04:42:35 PM  
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Imagine the awkward sex...
 
2012-06-27 04:44:02 PM  
Don't overlook these two Link
 
2012-06-27 04:44:46 PM  
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We got ourselves a friggin' Chewbacca here.
 
2012-06-27 04:44:59 PM  
Knew a family with the funky hand syndrome of the guy on the upper right. Kinda weird smokin' 'em up late at night when I was tired, I'd kinda go in-and-out. Nice bunch, though.
 
2012-06-27 04:45:33 PM  
www.cardinalfang.net

And now, a man with THREE buttocks!

'Ere, get off! I'm not taking me trousers down on television. Who do you think I am?

Host: Please take them down.

Frampton: No.

Host: Just a little bit.

Frampton: No.

Host: No, er ahem...(firmly) Now look here Mr. Frampton... It's perfectly easy for somebody just to come along here to the BBC simply claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the botty department...but the point is Mr. Frampton... our viewers need proof.

Frampton: I've been on Persian Radio...Get off! Arthur Figgis knows I've got three buttocks.

Host: How?

Frampton: We go cycling together.
 
2012-06-27 04:46:41 PM  

inelegy: [img.gawkerassets.com image 390x600]
We got ourselves a friggin' Chewbacca here.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 04:48:21 PM  
More like "Carnival freaks of the 1800's just want to have the same article recycled online every two years". Seriously, what's next...linking to stories about the Nigerian 419 scam?

Old news is old. This news has an onion on its belt higher even than my own.
 
2012-06-27 04:48:56 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-27 04:49:00 PM  
Dawww! Hairy baby. You can have a pet and a child in the same creature.
 
2012-06-27 04:50:20 PM  

Oznog: [www.cardinalfang.net image 360x254]


Frampton: We go cycling together.


Struth!
 
2012-06-27 04:50:54 PM  

LordSunder: It must have been REALLY cold in the room where the lady with the big feet's picture was taken.

/poink poink
//Excuse me Ma'am, you left your headlights on.


You need help. Seriously.
 
2012-06-27 04:51:23 PM  
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! WE ACCEPT YOU, WE ACCEPT YOU, ONE OF US! ONE OF US! Gooba-gaba, Gooba-gaba...
 
2012-06-27 04:52:06 PM  

Balchinian: More like "Carnival freaks of the 1800's just want to have the same article recycled online every two years". Seriously, what's next...linking to stories about the Nigerian 419 scam?

Old news is old. This news has an onion on its belt higher even than my own.


Chill...I enjoyed the story.
 
2012-06-27 04:52:24 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Ah, the days when an enormously fat woman was considered a freak and not just a typical sight at your local Wal-Mart.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2012-06-27 04:53:20 PM  

inelegy: [img.gawkerassets.com image 390x600]
We got ourselves a friggin' Chewbacca here.


Looks like Chewbacca joined the Lonely Hearts Band.
 
2012-06-27 04:53:33 PM  
I'm sorry, what was the part about "two vaginas" again?
 
2012-06-27 04:55:27 PM  

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: LordSunder: It must have been REALLY cold in the room where the lady with the big feet's picture was taken.

/poink poink
//Excuse me Ma'am, you left your headlights on.

You need help. Seriously.


He sure does, he said nothing about the chick throwing fetuses out of different gates.
 
2012-06-27 05:00:08 PM  

tonguedepressor: I'm sorry, what was the part about "two vaginas" again?


Some guy didn't want sloppy seconds so he parked in the other garage.

/marvels of humanity are astonishing
 
2012-06-27 05:00:42 PM  
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Well if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
 
2012-06-27 05:01:08 PM  

Balchinian: More like "Carnival freaks of the 1800's just want to have the same article recycled online every two years". Seriously, what's next...linking to stories about the Nigerian 419 scam?

Old news is old. This news has an onion on its belt higher even than my own.


i4.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 05:02:02 PM  
Looks like a random sampling of facebook users?
 
2012-06-27 05:04:56 PM  
I always get a kick when I look at old pictures of "freaks" and see the "Fat Lady".
What was once a freak is now the status quo.
 
2012-06-27 05:06:34 PM  
Ive been to alot of carnivals, and i refuse, refuse to go in the freak tents. Gladly, as the years have gone by, I have seen less and less of these sad statements to human morbid curiosity. I never wished to be part of the "slack jawed staring locals" getting amusement from someone else's misfortune. Just made me sad to see those tents.
 
2012-06-27 05:06:55 PM  

sweetmelissa31: [img.gawkerassets.com image 600x462]

This horse hath a man's face depicted on his breast. Verily, he is educated.


No, that's his trainer, a hovering bust that was nothing special in those days, apparently...
 
2012-06-27 05:09:00 PM  

tonguedepressor: I'm sorry, what was the part about "two vaginas" again?


Wonder if there is two assholes as well? In ass 1, then in ass 2, then vagina 1, then vagina 2, now switch and keep her guessing where next!

/get out of my head dirty thoughts!!
 
2012-06-27 05:13:54 PM  

Coelacanth: Don't overlook these two Link


Holy fark, they have separate Driver's Licenses... Who gets the ticket? Can they put one head away like Zaphod Beeblebrox?

And then ONE of them is engaged? Love to see how that one works out.

All fark snark aside, I have to say that this looks like one of the most functional sets of conjoined twins I've ever seen. Good for these girls...
 
2012-06-27 05:16:09 PM  

bim1154: tonguedepressor: I'm sorry, what was the part about "two vaginas" again?

Wonder if there is two assholes as well? In ass 1, then in ass 2, then vagina 1, then vagina 2, now switch and keep her guessing where next!

/get out of my head dirty thoughts!!


Like reverse Whack-A-Mole...
 
2012-06-27 05:16:11 PM  
"you think you have it bad, my wife has TWO of them and I can barely get any"
 
2012-06-27 05:18:23 PM  
Meh. I've seen worse on PeopleofWalmart.com.
 
2012-06-27 05:20:09 PM  

Langdon Alger: "you think you have it bad, my wife has TWO of them and I can barely get any"


Hazel Jones, 27, was born with double vaginas, cervixes and uteruses.
abcnews.go.com
Is this her?
 
2012-06-27 05:20:19 PM  
Fortunately surgical techniques have gone a long way towards helping people out. Also I'm glad that modern times have afforded people with an unusual form factor the opportunity to have regular jobs. I shudder to think what a waste it would be to have someone like Pete Dinklage or Steven Hawking in a sideshow.
 
2012-06-27 05:21:07 PM  

perigee: bim1154: tonguedepressor: I'm sorry, what was the part about "two vaginas" again?

Wonder if there is two assholes as well? In ass 1, then in ass 2, then vagina 1, then vagina 2, now switch and keep her guessing where next!

/get out of my head dirty thoughts!!

Like reverse Whack-A-Mole...


lol...
 
2012-06-27 05:21:19 PM  
Prince Randion looks like Tracy Morgan,
 
2012-06-27 05:21:30 PM  
Doing a chick with four legs and two vaginas is now officially on my bucket list....
 
2012-06-27 05:21:45 PM  
... human legs found near Butte; apparently still attached to Feete

FARKers, let's unite these two threads, and help this poor man!! Only we can do it!!

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