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(Enterprise News)   Burglar spends 9 hours with head trapped under garage door (w/ "I'm crushing your head" pic)   (enterprisenews.com ) divider line 63
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2012-06-27 11:36:35 AM  
How can you laugh when you know he's down?
 
2012-06-27 11:36:48 AM  
Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.
 
2012-06-27 11:37:49 AM  
"I saw that little head sticking out."

So what, the guy pulled his dick out to take a leak sometime during that nine hours?
 
2012-06-27 11:39:57 AM  
He was trying to rob a "Rent-A Center'? That guy needs his head examined.
 
2012-06-27 11:40:08 AM  
Don't mess with a pro...
 
2012-06-27 11:40:58 AM  
Good thing there was not a car running in there or he would have been thoroughly exhausted.
 
2012-06-27 11:42:57 AM  

maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.


Recently watched the whole series on Netflix. So many wonderful memories.

/Sorry but Castor, the beaver boy was from the Buddy Christmas special and he was awesome
//There's a guy who lives in my town who dresses like one of the fur trappers. Not for reenactments, but just for walking around and doing errands
 
2012-06-27 11:43:08 AM  
Just RTFA, but I still stand by my post.
 
2012-06-27 11:44:11 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-27 11:44:30 AM  
I hope he did some productive thinking during those 9 hours. Maybe re-evaluate the decisions in his life that led him to getting his head stuck in a storage room door. Allthough if meth is involved, then he'll just do it again next week.
 
2012-06-27 11:44:51 AM  
Rodriguez took out his cell phone and began filming

Dumb motherfarker
 
2012-06-27 11:45:49 AM  
The picture still has me cracking up.

He had to be thinking, "NO no no no no" *crash "FARK!"
 
2012-06-27 11:46:50 AM  
Subby, nice one with Kids in the Hall reference.

+1
 
2012-06-27 11:49:06 AM  
s16.postimage.org
 
2012-06-27 11:49:14 AM  
s17.postimage.org
 
2012-06-27 11:53:34 AM  

maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.


Kids of the hall?!?
 
2012-06-27 11:53:53 AM  
Let's all be honest though, it's sort of terrifying. One bizarre malfunction of that door mechanism and he's gone. Nine hours of trying to remain perfectly still. Yikes.
 
2012-06-27 11:54:49 AM  
i780.photobucket.com

Crush crush
 
2012-06-27 11:56:08 AM  

Whiskey Dickens: maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.

Kids of the hall?!?


I knew this was a Kids in the Hall reference, and then I read KOTH as King of the Hill. I became very confused and my pants fell off.
 
2012-06-27 11:56:12 AM  
Crush crush crush.

Where do you go to get your head so flat?
 
2012-06-27 11:56:20 AM  

jmadisonbiii: [i780.photobucket.com image 300x169]

Crush crush


Well done.
 
2012-06-27 11:57:19 AM  
Pee on his head, leave for an hour then come back and call the cops.
 
2012-06-27 11:57:54 AM  
If I caught him, I'd have to take a leak on him. I'd just have to.......
 
2012-06-27 12:00:54 PM  

jmadisonbiii: [i780.photobucket.com image 300x169]

Crush crush


awesome.

there's a linked story off the original with the video, if anyone wants to hear the hilarious dialogue.
 
2012-06-27 12:01:54 PM  

basemetal: If I caught him, I'd have to take a leak on him. I'd just have to.......


i106.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 12:02:28 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.

Kids of the hall?!?


I think he's talking about Babylon 5.

/And so it begins...
 
2012-06-27 12:03:21 PM  
www.addamsfamily.com
 
2012-06-27 12:03:41 PM  
americasright.com
 
2012-06-27 12:07:00 PM  
 
2012-06-27 12:07:54 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Whiskey Dickens: maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.

Kids of the hall?!?

I think he's talking about Babylon 5.

/And so it begins...


I think you mean KOSH
 
2012-06-27 12:14:52 PM  

RedGuru: Smoky Dragon Dish: Whiskey Dickens: maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.

Kids of the hall?!?

I think he's talking about Babylon 5.

/And so it begins...

I think you mean KOSH


You guys are idiots. It's NKOTB.
 
2012-06-27 12:15:13 PM  
How long before the guys tries to sue Rent-a-Center?
 
2012-06-27 12:16:00 PM  
be sure to watch the videos. they're pretty funny.
 
2012-06-27 12:19:00 PM  

brandnewchair: be sure to watch the videos. they're pretty funny.


"Wait for the cops to get here. Just hang tight."
 
2012-06-27 12:20:00 PM  
krapps.com
 
2012-06-27 12:20:32 PM  
I squish your face!
 
2012-06-27 12:21:10 PM  

probesport: How can you laugh when you know he's down?


he's really down

down on the ground...
 
2012-06-27 12:22:27 PM  
I am surprised there is not like a small pile of cigarette butts next to his face.
 
2012-06-27 12:27:25 PM  

Teaser: [krapps.com image 450x454]


NOT if I pinch your face FIRST!

web.mit.edu
 
2012-06-27 12:31:04 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.

Kids of the hall?!?


Dammit. Watched the whole series on Netflix recently.
 
2012-06-27 12:32:46 PM  
Then these guys showed up:

popculted.com
 
2012-06-27 12:35:04 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: RedGuru: Smoky Dragon Dish: Whiskey Dickens: maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.

Kids of the hall?!?

I think he's talking about Babylon 5.

/And so it begins...

I think you mean KOSH

You guys are idiots. It's NKOTB.


Me: If you go to Rent'a'center, you will die.
Fernandes: Then I die. But that garage door will NOT go down easily, and it will NOT go down alone.
 
2012-06-27 12:36:40 PM  
Similar thing happened to a friend of mine, in his own garage. He had an early model of the "if it hits something it backs up and then tries again," so he gets knocked down and then repeatedly pummeled by the damn thing for about 3 or 4 hours before his roommate comes home.

I've given up re-introducing myself each time we meet. He tends to assume that anyone who acts familiar must be a friend of his, so he's actually a lot friendlier now than he was before the accident.
 
2012-06-27 12:39:13 PM  
Would have called the neighborhood kids over to kick the shiat out of him before cops.
 
2012-06-27 12:41:15 PM  

maudibjr: Whiskey Dickens: maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.

Kids of the hall?!?

Dammit. Watched the whole series on Netflix recently.


And that is what will finally make me break down and get a Netflix account.

/Wife *Hates* KITH. This is my revenge for her "Americas Got Talent" fixation.
 
2012-06-27 12:41:54 PM  

RedGuru: Smoky Dragon Dish: Whiskey Dickens: maudibjr: Watched some KOTH last night. Anything but the Buddy skits.

Kids of the hall?!?

I think he's talking about Babylon 5.

/And so it begins...

I think you mean KOSH


No, Kosh is the former mayor of NYC.
 
2012-06-27 12:43:16 PM  
(disclaimer: I haven't watched the video yet)

If he has a mobile phone on him, it would be interesting to see if he made any calls - that could open up all kinds of follow-up activities for the police. It occurs to me, for example, that the bed frames might have been used by an accomplice after he got stuck.

I also have to wonder if he was quiet the whole time (after the initial and presumably loud "Ouuuuuuuuch!!!!!!") or if he tried to call out for help during the night.

I'm also wondering if anyone robbed him while he was trapped - it screams of something like:

3.bp.blogspot.com

(hot like the burn at both ends)
 
2012-06-27 12:44:11 PM  

weasil: Similar thing happened to a friend of mine, in his own garage. He had an early model of the "if it hits something it backs up and then tries again," so he gets knocked down and then repeatedly pummeled by the damn thing for about 3 or 4 hours before his roommate comes home.

I've given up re-introducing myself each time we meet. He tends to assume that anyone who acts familiar must be a friend of his, so he's actually a lot friendlier now than he was before the accident.


That's pretty funny... and it gives me some ideas.
 
2012-06-27 12:49:54 PM  
Waiting for the followup where the burglar sues.
 
2012-06-27 12:50:57 PM  
The stupid, it hurts!

i238.photobucket.com
 
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