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(Lightning Ridge News)   No matter how hardcore you look or act, being in a motorcycle gang loses some of its street cred when Australians refer to you being a "bikie." (marginally Not safe for work middle finger photo of bikie)   (theridgenews.com.au) divider line 75
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2012-06-27 01:30:25 PM
That is not Aussie hardcore.

This is:
mojoimage.com
Free Image Hosting
 
2012-06-27 03:18:00 PM
Bikie?

cdn.hometheaterforum.com
 
2012-06-27 03:18:29 PM
No matter how hardcore you look or act, submitting an article to Fark loses some of its street cred when other Farkers refer to you being a "subby"
 
2012-06-27 03:19:10 PM
Whoa whoa whoa.... in Australia you can be charged, convicted, and imprisoned for simply communicating with a convicted criminal?!

Damn.

Just... damn.

Australia, I thought you were cool.
 
2012-06-27 03:19:22 PM
Doing a GIS for bikie brings up some face smashy goodness.
 
2012-06-27 03:20:28 PM

Cinaed: Whoa whoa whoa.... in Australia you can be charged, convicted, and imprisoned for simply communicating with a convicted criminal?!

Damn.

Just... damn.

Australia, I thought you were cool.


It all gets sorted out once the convicted criminals reproduce. It's not illegal in Australia to consort with the descendants of convicted criminals, or, as they're known in the rest of the world, Australians.
 
2012-06-27 03:20:35 PM
Can anyone translate that article to Murican for me?
 
2012-06-27 03:22:52 PM

Cinaed: Whoa whoa whoa.... in Australia you can be charged, convicted, and imprisoned for simply communicating with a convicted criminal?!

Damn.

Just... damn.

Australia, I thought you were cool.


And, you can apparently get up to three years in prison - what happens if you
talk to yourself?

Lunchtime must be awkwardly quiet, too....
 
2012-06-27 03:23:36 PM
481

/Obscure? Don't let me down FARKers
 
2012-06-27 03:23:55 PM
That's perfectly in line with every other word the Aussies have bastardized:

biker = bikie
present = pressie
umbrella = brullie

I can't think of more on the spot, but I shudder every time I hear them
 
2012-06-27 03:23:59 PM

Cinaed: Whoa whoa whoa.... in Australia you can be charged, convicted, and imprisoned for simply communicating with a convicted criminal?!


Whoa, whoa, whoa, is right. It's Australia. Aren't they *all* convicted criminals???
 
2012-06-27 03:24:33 PM
Oh...one more

football = footie
 
2012-06-27 03:26:00 PM

tomo12144: That's perfectly in line with every other word the Aussies have bastardized:

biker = bikie
present = pressie
umbrella = brullie

I can't think of more on the spot, but I shudder every time I hear them


When I was there in February, the girl at the bar kept saying "workies" talking about her coworkers.
 
2012-06-27 03:26:16 PM
They refer to "snacks" and "nibbles". For some reason, whenever I hear that term ("nibbles") I have an almost uncontrollable urge to purge and main with the ferocity of 1000 suns.
 
2012-06-27 03:31:13 PM
"anyone can face up to three years in jail for communicating with convicted criminals."

That seems a bit harsh... commit a crime, serve your sentence, get out and nobody is allowed to talk to you ever again? Or do they mean only while you are serving time? Which sort of does not make sense either...
 
2012-06-27 03:31:27 PM

tomo12144: Oh...one more

football = footie


No, not REAL football...soccer, which is also known as 'foot-up arse'

6/10 :D

/right, ChipNasa?
//he's my hero
//wanna chase the cat, chip?
 
2012-06-27 03:34:31 PM

tomo12144: That's perfectly in line with every other word the Aussies have bastardized:

biker = bikie
present = pressie
umbrella = brullie

I can't think of more on the spot, but I shudder every time I hear them


German is no better: Link
 
2012-06-27 03:35:03 PM
static.lifeislocal.com.au

The guy on the left looks like the poster-boy for fetal alcohol syndrome.
 
2012-06-27 03:35:06 PM
Fark em'. The "social clubs" most bikers form can be fun, but the outlaw motorcycle "gangs" are only brave when they've got superior numbers & can beat on defenseless people. When it comes to doing anything besides being overgrown adolescents engaging in organized crime, they're useless.

California decided to enact a mandatory helmet law for motorcycle riders because the State and insurance companies decided they didn't want to pay medical bills for any brain damage that was being caused by motorcycle accidents. The motorcycle riders and even the organized motorcycle clubs across the state complained loudly about the new law and about how their rights were being taken away.

Other than that, they did nothing. The obvious solution would have been to get every rider in the country to converge upon the State Capitol helmetless and DEMAND that the new law be struck down. But, what did they do? They grumbled and complained, then, they went down to the bike shop and bought their shiny new helmets.

They were organized. They were together. They could have done something about their complaints. Yet, in the end, they did nothing. Now, the law here is trying to get bikers to muffle their loud Harley pipes. What will they do about it? Nothing. They'll grumble all the way down to the muffler shop.

"Bikies" is a good name for these people.
 
2012-06-27 03:36:01 PM
Bikies sounds so CUTE! Like panties or something.
 
2012-06-27 03:36:19 PM
australian slang is just the worst
 
2012-06-27 03:39:34 PM
Maybe they mean convicted criminals can't consort with each other?
 
2012-06-27 03:42:51 PM

Mikeyworld: No, not REAL football...soccer, which is also known as 'foot-up arse'


In Oz, footie (football) usually refers to rugby or Australian Rules football
 
2012-06-27 03:43:48 PM
cdn2.mamapop.com
what a bikie might look like
 
2012-06-27 03:45:28 PM
"Bikies"?? Sounds almost as retarded as "HOGs".

/I keed, I keed
//Lady Rider
///no Harleys though
 
2012-06-27 03:46:01 PM

YoTengoId: australian slang is just the worst


Eh love couldja run to me eskie en grab a stubbie for me?

how to speak australian: take one syllable from the word, add an -ie to the end, and use the word "coont" liberally when you talk.
 
2012-06-27 03:47:02 PM
They also call abos bongs
 
2012-06-27 03:50:44 PM
That bikie looks like one bad mammer jammer.
 
2012-06-27 03:51:47 PM

tomo12144: That's perfectly in line with every other word the Aussies have bastardized:

biker = bikie
present = pressie
umbrella = brullie

I can't think of more on the spot, but I shudder every time I hear them


Sunglasses = sunnies
relatives = rellies
tin boat or tin can of beer = tinnie (so that can get confusing)
Kindie = Kindergarten
Mossie = Mosquito
Sickie = taking a sick day
Truckie = truck driver
Saltie = salt water croc

They also like to shorten words with an "o":
Choco = chocolate
Arvo = afternoon (what?)
Rego = vehicle registration
Thingo = thing (wait, that's lengthening a word)

Don't even get me started on how Sharon because Shaz and Gary becomes Gaz.
 
2012-06-27 03:53:02 PM
* Sharon becomes Shaz
 
2012-06-27 03:54:00 PM

kidakita: Fark em'. The "social clubs" most bikers form can be fun, but the outlaw motorcycle "gangs" are only brave when they've got superior numbers & can beat on defenseless people. When it comes to doing anything besides being overgrown adolescents engaging in organized crime, they're useless.

California decided to enact a mandatory helmet law for motorcycle riders because the State and insurance companies decided they didn't want to pay medical bills for any brain damage that was being caused by motorcycle accidents. The motorcycle riders and even the organized motorcycle clubs across the state complained loudly about the new law and about how their rights were being taken away.

Other than that, they did nothing. The obvious solution would have been to get every rider in the country to converge upon the State Capitol helmetless and DEMAND that the new law be struck down. But, what did they do? They grumbled and complained, then, they went down to the bike shop and bought their shiny new helmets.

They were organized. They were together. They could have done something about their complaints. Yet, in the end, they did nothing. Now, the law here is trying to get bikers to muffle their loud Harley pipes. What will they do about it? Nothing. They'll grumble all the way down to the muffler shop.

"Bikies" is a good name for these people.


Don't know if you are trolling or not, but ever heard of ABATE Link
 
2012-06-27 03:54:50 PM

kidakita: Fark em'. When it comes to doing anything besides being overgrown adolescents engaging in organized crime, they're useless.


I don't know about that. The Stones hired the Hells Angels for security at their Altamont concert. Look how well that turned out.
 
2012-06-27 03:55:19 PM
CAN YA HEAR ME TOE CUTTAH!?!?!!!
 
2012-06-27 03:59:29 PM
Thread is useless without hoons.
 
2012-06-27 03:59:59 PM
thisdistractedglobe.com
The Original Bikies
 
2012-06-27 04:00:31 PM

Walker: Sunglasses = sunnies
relatives = rellies
tin boat or tin can of beer = tinnie (so that can get confusing)
Kindie = Kindergarten
Mossie = Mosquito
Sickie = taking a sick day
Truckie = truck driver
Saltie = salt water croc

They also like to shorten words with an "o":
Choco = chocolate
Arvo = afternoon (what?)
Rego = vehicle registration
Thingo = thing (wait, that's lengthening a word)


Bricklayer = brickie
Aggro = frustration
bluey = what they call gingers (wtf)
get stuffed = your presence is no longer required
rack off = your presence is no longer required
 
2012-06-27 04:02:38 PM

Cinaed: Whoa whoa whoa.... in Australia you can be charged, convicted, and imprisoned for simply communicating with a convicted criminal?!


If you're found guilty, you have to live in Australia with all the other criminals, and anyone who consorts with you (now that you're a criminal) will also be forced to live in Australia.

I'm with you. If someone simply talking to them is going to be against the law, then why were they let out of prison in the first place?
 
2012-06-27 04:04:56 PM
FTFA: The laws apply to association in person, or via telephone, email or Facebook.

But Fark is still cool, right?
 
2012-06-27 04:13:20 PM
WTF? Are they all baby talkers down under?

Bit hard to take seriously.

Also, badass bikie loses badass points for not wearing colors to court.

/And Cundalini wants his hand back.
 
2012-06-27 04:18:17 PM

moops: Walker: Sunglasses = sunnies
relatives = rellies
tin boat or tin can of beer = tinnie (so that can get confusing)
Kindie = Kindergarten
Mossie = Mosquito
Sickie = taking a sick day
Truckie = truck driver
Saltie = salt water croc

They also like to shorten words with an "o":
Choco = chocolate
Arvo = afternoon (what?)
Rego = vehicle registration
Thingo = thing (wait, that's lengthening a word)

Bricklayer = brickie
Aggro = frustration
bluey = what they call gingers (wtf)
get stuffed = your presence is no longer required
rack off = your presence is no longer required


This avro, the truckie was aggro with the bluey who wouldn't renew his rego by telling him to rack off.
 
2012-06-27 04:19:21 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: This avro, the truckie was aggro with the bluey who wouldn't renew his rego by telling him to rack off.


Righto
 
2012-06-27 04:24:29 PM
They all look like fine upstanding idiots. Shame such pillars of the community have been taken away. Best of luck Australia.
 
2012-06-27 04:26:29 PM

NutWrench: Bikies sounds so CUTE! Like panties or something.


I'll buy you a Nectar's Beer for that one.
 
2012-06-27 04:33:50 PM
Its just their thing. They call ecstacy "eckies."
 
2012-06-27 04:49:28 PM

tomo12144: That's perfectly in line with every other word the Aussies have bastardized:

biker = bikie
present = pressie
umbrella = brullie

I can't think of more on the spot, but I shudder every time I hear them


I think I can infer from your profile that most of the Aussies in your experience have lived in dongas. Despite not saying "coont" in every second sentence, the Australian Aspergic must be nigh on indecipherable to you Seppos.
 
2012-06-27 04:49:55 PM
mosten: Not trolling. What will ABATE do, other than show that they're upset? Yeah, they might get a few things done, but overall it won't help much. Direct action is the way to accomplish anything.
 
2012-06-27 05:18:05 PM

moops: Smoky Dragon Dish: This avro, the truckie was aggro with the bluey who wouldn't renew his rego by telling him to rack off.

Righto


Then the truckie went out for a smoko.
 
2012-06-27 05:22:47 PM
Bikie with a binky:
s7d4.scene7.com
 
2012-06-27 05:22:52 PM

Cinaed: Whoa whoa whoa.... in Australia you can be charged, convicted, and imprisoned for simply communicating with a convicted criminal?!


Understands:
i258.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 05:30:49 PM
We ought to do that. "Bikie" is such a diminutizing word.
 
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