Just because they have a job when you meet them, doesn't mean they still will after they move all their shiat into your place.

/kittens are for rescuing, not men.

It is useless to listen to women's words when it comes to relationships. Just look at the kind of guys they are/were dating. Think about your social circle and the guys who get laid all the time. With very little observation is easy to glean what women want and employment status is pretty far down their list of criteria.

My list for the biatches:
1. Must have huge boobs
2. Must go raw
3. Must be willing to get an abortion (i'll pay of course)

I don't care if you have a job, teeth, an education, or children.

This just in: many single people have unrealistic standards

"75 Percent of women say they won't date recruit unemployed men. Thanks, Obama"

Now read it this way and ask yourself why it seems almost irrelevant:
"75 Percent of women say they won't love unemployed men. Thanks, Obama"

/employed
// doesn't matter

ph0rk: This just in: many single people have unrealistic standards

I refuse to date anyone with unrealistic standards.

kid_icarus: That's the same ratio of men who won't date fat chicks, so the injustice balances out.

I guess it will balance out when the unemployment rate catches up to the obesity rate.

vudukungfu: kid_icarus: That's the same ratio of men who won't date fat chicks, so the injustice balances out.

Yeah, while we're being picky, ladies, allow me to list off the disqualifiers you have to hurdle before you get a chance for uncle vudu to pick up your dinner tab:
1) Job. You must have one.
2) Car, yeah, you won your own.
3) No STDs. None.
4) That cell phone? Leave it at home.
5) Oh, and a home? You own your own.
6) You have a toned butt and tummy.
7) You have a sense of humor and don't like to travel.
8) You can cook and like to garden.
9) Eating healthy isn't a fad.
10) Sex is fun.

Not putting anything on the table unless it's matched.
I can match it.

How's that cryathon white whine lifetime channel working out for you?


Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

95 Percent of men say they won't date unemployed men.

TheLopper: When I was on Match.com, there was a section where you could put your income level and the income level of the type of person you'd like to date. Roughly 75% of the girls on there always put their prospective match's income higher than their own.

"I only make 35,000, but I won't date anyone one who makes less than 60,000."

It struck me as kind of funny in a sad way. I never interacted with those girls.

/went for the ones that didn't fill out the income section


It's called "wishful thinking."

RembrandtQEinstein: It is useless to listen to women's words when it comes to relationships. Just look at the kind of guys they are/were dating. Think about your social circle and the guys who get laid all the time. With very little observation is easy to glean what women want and employment status is pretty far down their list of criteria.



Dating =/= Having Sex

If my relationship doesn't work out this time, I'm going to heavily consider outsourcing myself to other countries.

FirstNationalBastard: So, 75% of women are whores looking for a payday?

They want earners. They don't want to let another asshole in their pants in addition to the one God outfitted them with.

Deathfrogg: Nowadays, if a man can't drop $350 or more on the first date, he isn't even considered.

I've never dropped even half of that much on a date, and I've been more than considered, if ya know what I mean. Maybe try being less of a bitter jackass and you won't have to bribe your dates.

SO not true!!!



"Hello, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

You mean "I live at home with my mom and I'm holding out for a management position" might be a turnoff?

JohnnyCanuck: The other 25% will date you, sure....but only until a better option comes along.

You're pretty close to what I've always hoped for
That's why my love for you is fairly strong
And I swear I'm never gonna leave you, darlin'
At least 'til something better comes along

'Cause you're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the woman that I've always dreamed of
Well, not really...but you're good enough for now
No, not really...but you're good enough for now

SweetSaws: My list for the biatches:
1. Must have huge boobs
2. Must go raw
3. Must be willing to get an abortion (i'll pay of course)

I don't care if you have a job, teeth, an education, or children.

ha!

MAYORBOB: FirstNationalBastard: So, 75% of women are whores looking for a payday?

They want earners. They don't want to let another asshole in their pants in addition to the one God outfitted them with.

I stole my wife from a guy she was living with. He had a sh*tty job. Hung out and got high all day. Ate all her food. Was a loser. I took her away from him. Most women aren't whores, but they really like regular meals and air conditioning. If you can buy a woman regular meals and air conditioning, you can have her as long as you're not a douche. They're not trading sex for those things, they're giving you access to sex for those things. It's a subtle but important distinction.

Deathfrogg: Nowadays, if a man can't drop $350 or more on the first date, he isn't even considered

You live in NY or something? That's a LOT of coin for a date.

I'm going through a divorce and earn a good salary.

Sometimes it's awesome being single. I've saved a ton of money the past 6 months.

More: Obvious, search boxes, Lonesome George, Galapagos Islands, personality types

I thought George was lonesome because he was the last tortoise of his kind, not because he was unemployed and on the Fark.com all day.

FlashHarry: wat?

I can post a 1 year old graph with random numbers and no explanation of what they mean

Does being in a band count? Because I know a few women that date (and support) unemployed losers while they are "getting the CD together". And apparently that process can take months, if not years.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: MAYORBOB: FirstNationalBastard: So, 75% of women are whores looking for a payday?

They want earners. They don't want to let another asshole in their pants in addition to the one God outfitted them with.

I stole my wife from a guy she was living with. He had a sh*tty job. Hung out and got high all day. Ate all her food. Was a loser. I took her away from him. Most women aren't whores, but they really like regular meals and air conditioning. If you can buy a woman regular meals and air conditioning, you can have her as long as you're not a douche. They're not trading sex for those things, they're giving you access to sex for those things. It's a subtle but important distinction.

Just like you're not trading regular meals and AC for sex, but rather giving her access to meals and AC for sex, right?

*shrugs* my husband was unemployed when I married him, now he's partially employed doing odd jobs and the like.

To be honest I prefer it this way, I have no domestic skills yet he's a whiz doing all those things I apparently can't do...like maintain a household, run errands, and pay bills. ha!

I make enough to cover the both of us, while his income is spent on entertainment, goodies, and nights out.

I think I'd be miserable if I were married to a guy with a career, cause I'm 99% sure he'd expect me to posses domestic talents while he offers token gestures like, sweeping every once in a while. ppfff fark that.

At leas I get to come home to a clean apartment, freshly washed sheets, and a home-cooked dinner. He's so damn excited to be a stay at home dad when (if) we have kids. I can't begrudge him, I know I'd lose my mind if I had to stay home longer than the prescribed maternity leave.

My husband never came from money, and I wasn't expecting money out of him. However I'm from a relatively wealthy family and have a fairly solid career, so I guess in a way, he got himself a sugar mama. :D

Whatevs, as long as he brings dinner 'n a dickin' on the regular, we're cool.

RembrandtQEinstein: It is useless to listen to women's words when it comes to relationships. Just look at the kind of guys they are/were dating. Think about your social circle and the guys who get laid all the time. With very little observation is easy to glean what women want and employment status is pretty far down their list of criteria.

The guys who get laid all the time have coke. It's really that simple.

/happily single
//dating is the sux

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Deathfrogg: Nowadays, if a man can't drop $350 or more on the first date, he isn't even considered

You live in NY or something? That's a LOT of coin for a date.

that's one heavy coin!

jennies1897: Never. Again. I always say I won't, I fall for the stupid story and I wind up with an adult child that I hate.

We seem to be living parallel lives. Next time, I am going to be a gold digger, if I can figure out how to do it. There are several not so attractive, not so nice women in my office who always seem to have men who buy them expensive gifts, pay their rent, lease them cars, etc. If I can't find an equal partner in life, I might as well get some bling to make up for all the cash and time I've used up on well-educated, underperforming milquetoasts over the years.

Listen up, mopey man-children! If you don't have a job - find one. If you have one, stop complaining incessantly about the biatch who is out to get you. Cook dinner every once in a while. Make the bed. Ask me how my day was and then don't say "well, at least you have a job" when I occasionally rant about the pathological liar working down the hall. Don't pout when I want to use *my car* instead of letting you drive it every day while I am work. If something breaks in my house - at least tell me so I can call the handyman, instead of letting the problem get worse ("Oh, I didn't realize the water dripping from the ceiling was such a bad thing.")

/Sorry, I was just thinking about this last night. Usually not so worked up.

proteus_b: FirstNationalBastard: So, 75% of women are whores looking for a payday?

would you date an unemployed woman?

I been married to one for years..

mc_madness: I'm going through a divorce and earn a good salary.

Sometimes it's awesome being single. I've saved a ton of money the past 6 months.

I've quadrupled my savings since I got divorced 5 years ago. Dating is working out much better for my wallet.

Deathfrogg: Nowadays, if a man can't drop $350 or more on the first date,

Um, perhaps if you're extraordinarily ugly and it's clear that your only role is sugar daddy. Otherwise, my typical expenditures on a first date are 10-50$...