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(Yahoo)   75 Percent of women say they won't date unemployed men. Thanks, Obama   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 278
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2012-06-27 09:13:32 AM
That's the same ratio of men who won't date fat chicks, so the injustice balances out.
 
2012-06-27 09:17:57 AM

kid_icarus: That's the same ratio of men who won't date fat chicks, so the injustice balances out.


HA! Touche.
 
2012-06-27 09:22:33 AM
So, 75% of women are whores looking for a payday?
 
2012-06-27 09:23:44 AM
Never. Again. I always say I won't, I fall for the stupid story and I wind up with an adult child that I hate.
 
2012-06-27 09:29:15 AM
As a great poet once said...

Girls are fakin', goodness sakin'
They want the man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no women and there you are
 
2012-06-27 09:41:16 AM
So, using this measure alone, it means 100% of women will date me.
 
2012-06-27 09:45:28 AM

FirstNationalBastard: So, 75% of women are whores looking for a payday?


That percentage seems low.
 
2012-06-27 09:47:05 AM
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wat?
 
2012-06-27 09:56:08 AM

Sybarite: As a great poet once said...

Girls are fakin', goodness sakin'
They want the man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no women and there you are


Hnnnn, yes, quite. I'm reminded of what another master bard once penned:

Run out of money, and watch your heart break
They'll drop you like a bad habit
cause a brother with money yo, they gotta have it
 
2012-06-27 09:57:24 AM
75% of women won't date unemployed unemployable men

FTFM

There's a big difference between the two. Unemployed can be a temporary condition that happens due to factors beyond someone's control. Unemployable means they'll likely never hold a steady job because they're either too lazy/incompetent/dangerous/irresponsible/stupid.
 
2012-06-27 10:00:49 AM

miss diminutive: 75% of women won't date unemployed unemployable men

FTFM

There's a big difference between the two. Unemployed can be a temporary condition that happens due to factors beyond someone's control. Unemployable means they'll likely never hold a steady job because they're either too lazy/incompetent/dangerous/irresponsible/stupid.


How you doin? Maybe you give me a ride to unemployment office, later we'll have coffee.
 
2012-06-27 10:33:47 AM
Seriously, though... broads wanted equality, now they get to see what it's like to be the breadwinner and have almost all their options be unemployed and looking to suck their wallets (well, purses) dry.

Ain't equality grand?
 
2012-06-27 10:42:58 AM

FirstNationalBastard: So, 75% of women are whores looking for a payday?


would you date an unemployed woman?
 
2012-06-27 10:44:35 AM
No money, no honey
 
2012-06-27 10:44:56 AM
Yes, women say this. They do not actually mean it or practice it.
 
2012-06-27 10:45:31 AM
This is why I say I'm in medical school..... online.... in the Orient
 
2012-06-27 10:45:57 AM
I have to admit, I wouldn't date an un-employed woman either.
 
2012-06-27 10:46:56 AM
When I was on Match.com, there was a section where you could put your income level and the income level of the type of person you'd like to date. Roughly 75% of the girls on there always put their prospective match's income higher than their own.

"I only make 35,000, but I won't date anyone one who makes less than 60,000."

It struck me as kind of funny in a sad way. I never interacted with those girls.

/went for the ones that didn't fill out the income section
 
2012-06-27 10:47:10 AM

kid_icarus: That's the same ratio of men who won't date fat chicks, so the injustice balances out.


Yeah, while we're being picky, ladies, allow me to list off the disqualifiers you have to hurdle before you get a chance for uncle vudu to pick up your dinner tab:
1) Job. You must have one.
2) Car, yeah, you won your own.
3) No STDs. None.
4) That cell phone? Leave it at home.
5) Oh, and a home? You own your own.
6) You have a toned butt and tummy.
7) You have a sense of humor and don't like to travel.
8) You can cook and like to garden.
9) Eating healthy isn't a fad.
10) Sex is fun.

Not putting anything on the table unless it's matched.
I can match it.

How's that cryathon white whine lifetime channel working out for you?
 
2012-06-27 10:48:05 AM
The other 25% will date you, sure....but only until a better option comes along.

\am I doin' it rite?
 
2012-06-27 10:48:24 AM

jennies1897: Never. Again. I always say I won't, I fall for the stupid story and I wind up with an adult child that I hate.


Sounds like the problem is your attraction to man-children who will lie to you.
 
2012-06-27 10:49:03 AM

proteus_b: FirstNationalBastard: So, 75% of women are whores looking for a payday?

would you date an unemployed woman?


She wouldn't be unemployed after I gave her the agreed upon 150 roses.
 
2012-06-27 10:49:36 AM

Nurglitch: I have to admit, I wouldn't date an un-employed woman either.


It would be weird and difficult to relate to them. They would always want to stay up too, or be full of energy when you got home and all you want to do is sit down and mindlessly watch jeopardy! or something. I could date a temporarily unemployed, but unemployable no way.
 
2012-06-27 10:49:37 AM
"I'm leaving you because all you do is blame everything on Obama."

"Geez, thanks Obama!"
 
2012-06-27 10:50:52 AM
I have a job, keeping people from hanging out in front of the drug store.

Come at me ladies.
 
2012-06-27 10:51:08 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Yes, women say this. They do not actually mean it or practice it.


Word.

They still "fall in love" with some loser they think they can change.
 
2012-06-27 10:52:36 AM
so 75% of women won't date black guys.
 
2012-06-27 10:53:13 AM
"... according to new research conducted by a dating service."

I see no possibility of bias or conflict of interest here.
 
2012-06-27 10:53:35 AM
Back in the 80's, I was called a loser by the ladies because I had a job that I had to go to in the afternoons and evenings, often until well after midnight, and couldn't go out to party all the time.

Nowadays, if a man can't drop $350 or more on the first date, he isn't even considered. It's funny how so many women complain about there not being any good men out there, but they always seem to want to try to wheedle out how much a man makes in the first 10 minutes of conversation and judge him accordingly. I don't know too many guys that can drop a weeks pay on entertaining someone every weekend.
 
2012-06-27 10:53:41 AM
And men are more likely to be unemployed than women. So Obama has hugely expanded the dating pool for men with jobs?
 
2012-06-27 10:54:44 AM
I'm assuming this is the same 75% who also say they prefer a great personality over everything else, would never date a man who is currently in another relationship, and who will always chose the nice, stable guy over the alcoholic with the history of domestic violence.

If that's the case, I wouldn't worry too much about being unemployed.
 
2012-06-27 10:54:56 AM
But they will cheat on an employed man with an unemployed guy. That's just fun.
 
2012-06-27 10:55:07 AM

DrewCurtisJr: This is why I say I'm in medical school..... online.... in the Orient


We must have gone to the same school. I'd show you my diploma but I lost it... in a volcano
 
2012-06-27 10:55:58 AM
Just one-third of men said they would date an unemployed woman.

In fact, 19 percent of men said they had no reservations and 46 percent of men said they were positive they would date an unemployed woman.

On the other hand, the prospect of dating an unemployed woman was not a problem for nearly two-thirds of men.


Numbers hard.
 
2012-06-27 10:56:09 AM
I can't believe that men are so shallow that they don't go out and find a job.
 
2012-06-27 10:56:29 AM
So 1 out of 4 will......
 
2012-06-27 10:56:55 AM
We've tried to pretend that the world has moved past "Man have wealth, woman have pretty", but we haven't, nor will we anytime soon.

With this said, I've had a lot more luck with women when between jobs. My peak earning moments in life I've usually been smart enough to avoid dating.
 
2012-06-27 10:58:05 AM

Deathfrogg: Back in the 80's, I was called a loser by the ladies because I had a job that I had to go to in the afternoons and evenings, often until well after midnight, and couldn't go out to party all the time.

Nowadays, if a man can't drop $350 or more on the first date, he isn't even considered. It's funny how so many women complain about there not being any good men out there, but they always seem to want to try to wheedle out how much a man makes in the first 10 minutes of conversation and judge him accordingly. I don't know too many guys that can drop a weeks pay on entertaining someone every weekend.


You must have shiatty taste in friends, women or "pickup spots".

Most women are not like that. If all of the women you meet share this same attitude, I'd say the common denominator in that situation is you
 
2012-06-27 10:58:25 AM
Of course they won't. Those three kids she has by an ex-husband and a couple of one-nighters need a steady source of income. She might be living with her sister and brother-in-law right now, but your paycheck is gonna turn it around for her. You are the one she's been waiting for, loverboy.

/no, none of this happened to me but it's an amalgamation of stories I've heard from acquaintances
 
2012-06-27 10:58:32 AM
I had a friend once say if you're single it's because you're either poor, an ass or short.

I'm all three.

// single and happy.
 
2012-06-27 10:58:33 AM

proteus_b: FirstNationalBastard: So, 75% of women are whores looking for a payday?

would you date an unemployed woman?


If she's not fat and ugly, probably yes.
 
2012-06-27 10:59:21 AM
Is there a Stripper Exemption made for this argument?
 
2012-06-27 11:00:07 AM
If you don't have a job wtf are you doing trolling the bars/clubs for ladies? And how the hell do you afford the $8 drinks?
 
2012-06-27 11:00:59 AM

jennies1897: Never. Again. I always say I won't, I fall for the stupid story and I wind up with an adult child that I hate.


*sprays Banaca*

Hey, I'm in NY and have a job. I am a big kid though.
 
2012-06-27 11:01:04 AM
Ahhhh, modern feminism. All the privileges but none of the responsibilities.

/where do I sign up?
 
2012-06-27 11:01:04 AM

oa330_man:
// single and happy.


*high five*

*purell*
 
2012-06-27 11:01:50 AM

jennies1897: Never. Again. I always say I won't, I fall for the stupid story and I wind up with an adult child that I hate.


Id quit my job for you :)
 
2012-06-27 11:03:51 AM
Well said Shazam187. You cannnot FARK with biology, through legislation. Women are nurturers who want someone to provide and to protect the nest. In a realtionship they are looking for security. Men are hunter and gatherers, and their main goal in a relationship is sex.

Always has been always will be.
 
2012-06-27 11:04:07 AM

vudukungfu: kid_icarus: That's the same ratio of men who won't date fat chicks, so the injustice balances out.

Yeah, while we're being picky, ladies, allow me to list off the disqualifiers you have to hurdle before you get a chance for uncle vudu to pick up your dinner tab:
1) Job. You must have one.
2) Car, yeah, you won your own.
3) No STDs. None.
4) That cell phone? Leave it at home.
5) Oh, and a home? You own your own.
6) You have a toned butt and tummy.
7) You have a sense of humor and don't like to travel.
8) You can cook and like to garden.
9) Eating healthy isn't a fad.
10) Sex is fun.

Not putting anything on the table unless it's matched.
I can match it.

How's that cryathon white whine lifetime channel working out for you?


Addendum's to that list:

1a) Sane
...
3a) Sane
...
6a) Sane
...
9a) Sane
...
11) Not crazy
 
2012-06-27 11:05:14 AM
they're all gay. i just tell them the profession. and they don't care that i'm not actually going to work.

they just like to hear the gay before they'll go out with u.
 
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