buckler: I once let one loose on a NYC subway that was so foul, so hideous and vile that it may as well have come from the depths of Satan's anus. It made a woman gag, and it took all my strength of will not to. If anyone deserved to have been shot that night, it was me. My experiments in replicating it have thus far been unsuccessful.
uncleacid: Your neighbor sent you a smellogram.
bim1154: My wife and I were in this one little antique shop some years back. The only employee was this little old lady who was very well dressed, classy I might say. Couldn't have been more than 5 feet high. Other than my wife and I, she was the only other person in the store. As my wife and I were walking around, we heard this little fluttering butt flapper which was then followed by a noise similar to air being let out of a tire. We both knew what it was and both knew it wasn't either of us. Then we hear that little old lady pull a famed George Takei line, "Oh My.... pardon me."It was all my wife and I could do to keep from busting out laughing. We stayed on the other side of the store for a few minutes and then left.
Fissile: Smoky Dragon Dish: Teaneck, NJ, huh?That's Fairly Ridiculous./Obscure?=============Part of the campus is in Hackensack.
Smoky Dragon Dish: Drunk driving is taken very seriously here in the Garden State.
spentmiles: I farted on the elevator this morning and accidentally let loose a log. Luckily it was one of those two-footers and I was able to clench and get a hold of it before it got away from me. I never tried it before, but considering I had a one and a half foot tail in my shorts, I figured anything was worth a shot. So, I breathed in really deep, a reverse fart, and managed to suck the entire turd back inside my body. It's been several hours though and it hasn't tried to come out again so I'm afraid.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!
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