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(Sun Sentinel)   Floridian copes with Debby by getting naked and attacking a pizza delivery car with his putter   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 25
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2012-06-27 09:39:02 AM
Why did he do it?

I don't know. Why don't you....report on it?
 
2012-06-27 10:33:35 AM
Bath salts, right? It was bath salts!

Get the DUHtails at the Tampa Bay TImes in St. Petersburg.

So St. Pete, you're just Tampa's biatch now, right?
 
2012-06-27 11:49:19 AM
Putter? More like a Wood...wink, wink, nudge nudge
 
2012-06-27 11:52:52 AM
Hill, who's 6-feet and 235-pounds, was stark naked while he attacked the car with a gold club, according to the report.

It obviously wasn't a robbery if he already has one of those.
 
2012-06-27 11:53:40 AM
FTFA: he attacked the car with a gold club

Gold club? Why is stealing when he's got gold, gold Jerry!
 
2012-06-27 11:54:04 AM

Perducci: Hill, who's 6-feet and 235-pounds, was stark naked while he attacked the car with a gold club, according to the report.

It obviously wasn't a robbery if he already has one of those.


Too heavy and soft to do much damage anyway.
 
2012-06-27 11:54:16 AM

Perducci: Hill, who's 6-feet and 235-pounds, was stark naked while he attacked the car with a gold club, according to the report.

It obviously wasn't a robbery if he already has one of those.


GAH!

/smallish sized fist
 
2012-06-27 12:01:13 PM

Surly U. Jest: Putter? More like a Wood...wink, wink, nudge nudge


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The putter is my penis.
 
2012-06-27 12:05:35 PM

Perducci: Hill, who's 6-feet and 235-pounds, was stark naked while he attacked the car with a gold club, according to the report.

It obviously wasn't a robbery if he already has one of those.


Yeah when you have one of those it's called "banking"
 
2012-06-27 12:08:30 PM
This feels completely reasonable. In times of natural disaster sometimes you have to Mad Max it. Throw him a mask and get a weapon Florida! I want to see some interesting news tonight!
 
2012-06-27 12:10:41 PM
Here in Florida, gold clubbing is a culturally acceptable and quite normal way to deal with your pizza delivery service.
 
2012-06-27 12:13:38 PM
Like the old slogan says: "We deliver in 30 minutes or it's tee."
 
2012-06-27 12:18:33 PM
With his putter?

Did no one offer to wash his balls?
 
2012-06-27 12:18:33 PM
Why did he do it?

2.bp.blogspot.com

Obviously, you're not a golfer.
 
2012-06-27 12:25:29 PM
Idiot. The putter is entirely the wrong shape and weight to attack a pizza delivery car with. This is a job for your 1-iron. In fact, this may be the only time you should ever use your 1-iron.
 
2012-06-27 12:26:37 PM
www.imcdb.org
This is what happens, Larry.
This is what happens when you FIND a stranger in the ALPS
 
2012-06-27 12:30:34 PM

semiotix: Idiot. The putter is entirely the wrong shape and weight to attack a pizza delivery car with. This is a job for your 1-iron. In fact, this may be the only time you should ever use your 1-iron.


"When he was found walking on Moog Road, Hill was apparently clothed and "in possession of a putter," the report states, though it was determined the damage was done by a driver."
 
2012-06-27 12:34:13 PM
A neighbor "told him to stop hitting the vehicle and asked him how would he like it if someone did that to his car," the report says. "The defendant told him it was his car now."

lulz! How does he think by farking up a car with a god damn putter that he automatically assumes posesion of it? I agree with "Mugato," it's likely bath salts related...
 
2012-06-27 12:35:25 PM
Too heavy and soft to do much damage anyway.

That's what she said.
 
2012-06-27 12:35:35 PM
This is what happens when you put anchovies on a pizza.
 
2012-06-27 12:38:26 PM

wumpus: This feels completely reasonable. In times of natural disaster sometimes you have to Mad Max it. Throw him a mask and get a weapon Florida! I want to see some interesting news tonight!


WHO RUN ST. PETERSBURG?
 
2012-06-27 12:42:38 PM
Sounds about right.

Idiots abound in floriduh it seems.
 
2012-06-27 12:44:16 PM

theorellior: wumpus: This feels completely reasonable. In times of natural disaster sometimes you have to Mad Max it. Throw him a mask and get a weapon Florida! I want to see some interesting news tonight!

WHO RUN ST. PETERSBURG?


Tampa is the midget that rides atop the retard that is St. Petersburg.
 
2012-06-27 01:03:23 PM
"I must save this baby. I call upon all neighbours to do everything they can to save...this...baby. Thank you. Now, watch this drive."
 
2012-06-27 06:49:59 PM
obviously he was playing through.

Mugato: Bath salts, right? It was bath salts!

Get the DUHtails at the Tampa Bay TImes in St. Petersburg.

So St. Pete, you're just Tampa's biatch now, right?


Salty's Pizza new Pepperoni Special: twice the pepperoni, twice the bath salts!

/yes we honor competitors coupons
 
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