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(Sun Sentinel)   Shark bites young child, gets mocked by other sharks for failing to keep hold of one of the small ones   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
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2012-06-27 11:12:22 AM  
So, that shark has a taste for veal, hmm?
 
2012-06-27 12:38:18 PM  
Shark Bites were awesome.
 
2012-06-27 12:39:18 PM  
We had a German tourist bitten at my beach a few months ago. They must like bratwurst.
 
2012-06-27 12:43:06 PM  
Which kind?
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2012-06-27 12:43:23 PM  
www.foodservicedirect.com

gym time
 
2012-06-27 12:44:21 PM  
??????????? how is this headline so lame when the kid was bitten in a place called Jupiter
 
2012-06-27 12:45:36 PM  
I hope his jupiter is okay.
 
2012-06-27 12:47:04 PM  

RivenSilver: ??????????? how is this headline so lame when the kid was bitten in a place called Jupiter


What's cooler, a shark in Jupiter or a killer whale on the moon?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-27 12:51:23 PM  
It was a coordinated attack

Reported shark attack in Kahana

Link
 
2012-06-27 12:53:08 PM  
Insert video of killer whale grabbing boy off beach here.
 
2012-06-27 12:54:02 PM  
Hey, SHARKS; leave them kids alone!

/more for Penn(is) State
 
2012-06-27 01:03:30 PM  
Sharks have a catch and release program?
 
2012-06-27 01:26:29 PM  
Tropical storm almost hurricane === Churned water.. churned water is murky water.. Murky water is for sharks.. they like it. You're dumb if you are swimming in Florida right now.
 
2012-06-27 01:30:18 PM  
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Skoora?
 
2012-06-27 01:38:05 PM  
Ewww, don't eat the green ones, they're not ripe!
 
2012-06-27 02:01:15 PM  

Cup_O_Jo: Tropical storm almost hurricane === Churned water.. churned water is murky water.. Murky water is for sharks.. they like it. You're dumb if you are swimming in Florida right now.


It's not that they like it- it's that they can't distinguish between your ankles standing in the water from two fish hanging out.
 
2012-06-27 02:33:19 PM  

keithdcmoore: Cup_O_Jo: Tropical storm almost hurricane === Churned water.. churned water is murky water.. Murky water is for sharks.. they like it. You're dumb if you are swimming in Florida right now.

It's not that they like it- it's that they can't distinguish between your ankles standing in the water from two fish hanging out.


And it's 7pm. Also known as, feeding time.
 
2012-06-27 03:23:41 PM  
Shark 1: how did she taste?

Shark2:
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Jawsome!
 
2012-06-27 03:24:27 PM  

Nina9: keithdcmoore: Cup_O_Jo: Tropical storm almost hurricane === Churned water.. churned water is murky water.. Murky water is for sharks.. they like it. You're dumb if you are swimming in Florida right now.

It's not that they like it- it's that they can't distinguish between your ankles standing in the water from two fish hanging out.

And it's 7pm. Also known as, feeding time.


Actually the water is like glass cause the wind is from the west. So clear that you can see the bottom with every wave. I was with my kids at Jupiter Inlet yesterday but as soon as it starts to get dark we get out of the water.
 
2012-06-27 03:31:56 PM  
Child bitten by shark in Jupiter

Better than getting bitten by shark in Uranus!

/hey-oh!
 
2012-06-27 04:27:51 PM  

fjnorton: Nina9: keithdcmoore: Cup_O_Jo: Tropical storm almost hurricane === Churned water.. churned water is murky water.. Murky water is for sharks.. they like it. You're dumb if you are swimming in Florida right now.

It's not that they like it- it's that they can't distinguish between your ankles standing in the water from two fish hanging out.

And it's 7pm. Also known as, feeding time.

Actually the water is like glass cause the wind is from the west. So clear that you can see the bottom with every wave. I was with my kids at Jupiter Inlet yesterday but as soon as it starts to get dark we get out of the water.


Dusk is definitely dinner time...
And I would've preferred to be in Jupiter the last couple days than here in the panhandle. Someone let the Colorado fire fighters know that I have some water for them.
 
2012-06-27 06:37:46 PM  

keithdcmoore: fjnorton: Nina9: keithdcmoore: Cup_O_Jo: Tropical storm almost hurricane === Churned water.. churned water is murky water.. Murky water is for sharks.. they like it. You're dumb if you are swimming in Florida right now.

It's not that they like it- it's that they can't distinguish between your ankles standing in the water from two fish hanging out.

And it's 7pm. Also known as, feeding time.

Actually the water is like glass cause the wind is from the west. So clear that you can see the bottom with every wave. I was with my kids at Jupiter Inlet yesterday but as soon as it starts to get dark we get out of the water.

Dusk is definitely dinner time...
And I would've preferred to be in Jupiter the last couple days than here in the panhandle. Someone let the Colorado fire fighters know that I have some water for them.


cry me a river. FLA is sweet, i wish i was there. Action Park living is nice but we're getting Vitamin D deficiencies from lack of steady sunshine. i would like to woo the wealthy women of your land much like Sam on Burn Notice, but I lack his good looks, manly charisma, animal charm and pretty much all the qualities a woman may seek in a mate, temporary or long term. c'est la vie.
 
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