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(SFGate)   To the dismay of male tourists, Kate Upton kicked off Santa Monica pier for nudity (sfw)   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 123
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2012-06-27 04:12:21 PM
I want to do sex to her.
 
2012-06-27 04:14:52 PM
Her navel seems too high up on her torso.
I think I could still fill it with jizz though. I'm a good aim.
 
2012-06-27 04:56:22 PM
I know something similar was posted above, but this bears repeating.

MOTHER OF GOD (NSFW)
 
2012-06-27 05:04:01 PM

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: I want to do sex to her.


David Bowie style?
 
2012-06-27 05:06:15 PM

Durinia: DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


Video went private. :-/


Yep. Anyone else have a copy?
 
2012-06-27 05:07:54 PM
Look at the link Mentat posted - it appears to be there, along with the most wonderful animated gif ever created by man
 
2012-06-27 05:15:35 PM

Mentat: I know something similar was posted above, but this bears repeating.

MOTHER OF GOD (NSFW)


Thank you.

/my bunk does not thank you
 
2012-06-27 05:18:27 PM
Okay, look. Can we be serious here for a moment? I mean really, no kidding around.

She is perfect.

/Perfect
 
2012-06-27 05:48:33 PM
Kate Upton is proof of three things:

1. He is real.
2. He hates the blind.
3. He really, really hates kittens.
 
2012-06-27 05:55:53 PM
blakeosage



Yeah, NSFW in the least...there is full on nipple here.

Again, NSFW...more nipple goodness

You get the idea, NSFW...due to nips


sweet jesus / mother of god.

you win the internets today sir!
 
2012-06-27 07:00:18 PM

funzyr: She has that mole on her lip. I don't know why, but that bothers me.


THIS. I don't understand why people who have the money don't get those ugly discolored lumps removed from what is usually a very attractive face.
 
2012-06-27 08:10:06 PM

blakeosage: Tat'dGreaser: DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).

I bought a subscription to GQ over a month ago, still haven't gotten an issue. I went to their site to see if I could put my account number in and find out when I'm getting it. They have a deal going on that if you sign up now, you're guaranteed to get the Upton issue (which I'm assuming is the July issue?). I ended up having to go through the email confirmation to find out I'm not getting my first issue until August. WTF?? It takes three months to get it and I don't get the Upton issue!?!?! I AM OUTRAGED

Cool story, I just wanted to rant

No need to buy a whole subscription...the Internet always has this kinda stuff before it hits the news stands/mail boxes.

Yeah, NSFW in the least...there is full on nipple here.

Again, NSFW...more nipple goodness

You get the idea, NSFW...due to nips


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2012-06-27 08:15:22 PM

jodaveki: I know she's apparently taking the modeling world by storm, but honestly, she makes me go "meh." She can do da cat daddy, tho. That was impressive...



She's really becoming over-exposed
 
2012-06-27 09:12:09 PM

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SFW; Linked for size


Good lord! That one nearly made me choke on my Otter Pop!
 
2012-06-27 10:18:55 PM

CarnySaur: That's okay, Kate. You can use my pier.


Dude, she needs to launch cruise ships.

Not plastic duckies.

/needs an extension for the plastic duckies
 
2012-06-27 10:31:10 PM
This seems odd to me. I remember going to Santa Monica one time, seeing a model in a see through top right off of the pier, modeling for a photographer. No one went over to them to tell her to leave.

/She was hot.
//Kate Upton may be the hottest woman alive.
///Hadn't noticed her lack of hips before but it clearly does not hurt her.
 
2012-06-27 10:44:08 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: jodaveki: I know she's apparently taking the modeling world by storm, but honestly, she makes me go "meh." She can do da cat daddy, tho. That was impressive...


She's really becoming over-exposed


Especially when her top flew off.
 
2012-06-27 11:02:14 PM
patrickalmanza.com
They were just trying to prevent this from happening.
 
2012-06-27 11:09:08 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-28 04:53:04 AM
holy farking shiat
 
2012-06-28 06:20:31 AM

Theaetetus: She really should wear higher-cut bikinis. Her almost 1:1 hip to waist ratio makes her look cylindrical with a low-on-the-hips bikini.


she's as hot as the sun, but she has the biggest stomach of an in shape girl I've ever seen in my life.

you can tell they are already photoshopping it out of the print stuff. simultaneously amazing and awful genetics.
her waste is already bigger than her hips. she'd gonna look like a sow by her mid 20s. weird as f*ck.
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2012-06-28 07:44:38 AM

fatalvenom: nimawai: I honestly don't see what the huge fuss is about her. She looks like every other skinny blond girl in California. She also has no hips. I will say her ass is really good though. I think she's pretty but I don't see what's so special about her.

Big. Natural. Jugs.


And an incredibly beautiful face. My God, those eyes. And lips. And ass. And every single thing about her.
 
2012-06-29 09:01:19 PM

relcec: Theaetetus: She really should wear higher-cut bikinis. Her almost 1:1 hip to waist ratio makes her look cylindrical with a low-on-the-hips bikini.

she's as hot as the sun, but she has the biggest stomach of an in shape girl I've ever seen in my life.

you can tell they are already photoshopping it out of the print stuff. simultaneously amazing and awful genetics.
her waste is already bigger than her hips. she'd gonna look like a sow by her mid 20s. weird as f*ck.
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She's got a gut.
 
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