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(SFGate)   To the dismay of male tourists, Kate Upton kicked off Santa Monica pier for nudity (sfw)   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 123
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2012-06-27 08:00:51 AM  
How did this story come out before any photos were leaked?
 
2012-06-27 08:01:43 AM  
She is simply one of the hottest models ever.

/I haven't left my bunk since I first saw her
 
2012-06-27 08:01:51 AM  
Male security personnel, perhaps. Well, some of the male tourists may have discovered their pants no longer fit.
 
2012-06-27 08:03:20 AM  
Kate pulled a boner ... out of every man watching as it happened.
 
2012-06-27 08:06:05 AM  
Fark you, Santa Monica. You just made the list.

i.imgur.com

Right after I get done with Econosave.
 
2012-06-27 08:08:54 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen...

just sayin'......
 
2012-06-27 08:11:02 AM  
*stomps*
 
2012-06-27 08:13:43 AM  
A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).
 
2012-06-27 08:14:58 AM  
That's okay, Kate. You can use my pier.
 
2012-06-27 08:17:37 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


I bought a subscription to GQ over a month ago, still haven't gotten an issue. I went to their site to see if I could put my account number in and find out when I'm getting it. They have a deal going on that if you sign up now, you're guaranteed to get the Upton issue (which I'm assuming is the July issue?). I ended up having to go through the email confirmation to find out I'm not getting my first issue until August. WTF?? It takes three months to get it and I don't get the Upton issue!?!?! I AM OUTRAGED

Cool story, I just wanted to rant
 
2012-06-27 08:20:00 AM  
Janet and Chrissy have become such prudes.
 
2012-06-27 08:20:22 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


Mother of God
 
2012-06-27 08:36:47 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).

I bought a subscription to GQ over a month ago, still haven't gotten an issue. I went to their site to see if I could put my account number in and find out when I'm getting it. They have a deal going on that if you sign up now, you're guaranteed to get the Upton issue (which I'm assuming is the July issue?). I ended up having to go through the email confirmation to find out I'm not getting my first issue until August. WTF?? It takes three months to get it and I don't get the Upton issue!?!?! I AM OUTRAGED

Cool story, I just wanted to rant


Why would someone who subscribes to GQ want to see pictures of a girl?
 
2012-06-27 08:36:57 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).



Bless you,sir. You are a scholar and a gentleman.
 
2012-06-27 08:36:59 AM  
She has no waist - her legs go straight up to her shoulders.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:32 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


Awesome!
Thank you ^_^
 
2012-06-27 08:39:10 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


oh god.
 
2012-06-27 08:39:45 AM  
I know she's apparently taking the modeling world by storm, but honestly, she makes me go "meh." She can do da cat daddy, tho. That was impressive...
 
2012-06-27 08:43:50 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


www.reactionface.info
 
2012-06-27 08:46:02 AM  
I could disappoint her. I could disappoint her hard.
 
2012-06-27 08:46:59 AM  

lucky_groom: She has no waist - her legs go straight up to her shoulders.


Her legs need to go over my shoulders.
 
2012-06-27 08:49:43 AM  
She has that mole on her lip. I don't know why, but that bothers me.
 
2012-06-27 08:50:36 AM  
She's really pretty, and looks like she enjoys herself.
 
2012-06-27 08:52:21 AM  

Happy Hours: Why would someone who subscribes to GQ want to see pictures of a girl?


I'm tired of the accidental boner from Men's Health!

Ummm........I mean........sh*t
 
2012-06-27 08:55:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-27 09:01:11 AM  
Santa Monica, if she was homeless dwelling challenged, she could take a crap on the pier, and the authorities wouldn't care.
 
2012-06-27 09:02:01 AM  
Sharp knees.
 
2012-06-27 09:02:49 AM  
I know I'm getting old when I look at her and the second thought that goes through my mind is young, capricious, and exhausting. I suppose I'm officially old when that becomes the first thought.
 
2012-06-27 09:02:57 AM  
There goes my new years resolution about masturbating at work. Thanks a lot.

/she's a bit of an awkward dancer. Like a baby giraffe trying to walk for the first time and just as endearing. I could see myself crossing a furry line here.
 
2012-06-27 09:06:13 AM  
i568.photobucket.com

God bless America
 
2012-06-27 09:06:29 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-27 09:09:42 AM  
I honestly don't see what the huge fuss is about her. She looks like every other skinny blond girl in California. She also has no hips. I will say her ass is really good though. I think she's pretty but I don't see what's so special about her.
 
2012-06-27 09:10:08 AM  
should i bother looking for the amber rose pics? i don't know who she is but i see a link.
 
2012-06-27 09:11:19 AM  

lucky_groom: She has no waist - her legs go straight up to her shoulders.


That's my problem with Kate Upton as well. Nice breasts, but little else to look at.

Yeah, I know why do I bother looking at anything else. I'm not sure, but when I'm told a girl is beautiful I like to take in the total package. Case in point, from the 50Cent story yesterday:
ll-media.tmz.com

I can stare at multiple parts of her body and enjoy it without having to just focus on her breasts and imagining there isn't anything else.

/but that's like... my opinion man.
 
2012-06-27 09:14:55 AM  
Wow, that's quite an "accident".
 
2012-06-27 09:16:10 AM  

nimawai: I honestly don't see what the huge fuss is about her. She looks like every other skinny blond girl in California. She also has no hips. I will say her ass is really good though. I think she's pretty but I don't see what's so special about her.


Big. Natural. Jugs.
 
2012-06-27 09:17:04 AM  

nimawai: I honestly don't see what the huge fuss is about her. She looks like every other skinny blond girl in California. She also has no hips. I will say her ass is really good though. I think she's pretty but I don't see what's so special about her.


Agreed. Not that I've dated or married anyone close to her level of physical attractiveness but I look at her and say 'meh, OK'.

Perhaps it overexposure. Perhaps its because she doesn't get nude but might as well given what she wears.

Oh well

/Peak Upton?
 
2012-06-27 09:21:19 AM  
Kate wins in my book, she's short girl curvy body in someone tall. She's 5'10", that's HOT. Most of my exes are 5'8" or taller so tall girls are yes please.
 
2012-06-27 09:21:46 AM  
time for a bookmark? time for a bookmark.
 
2012-06-27 09:26:04 AM  
[In best Iraqi information minister voice] This is not a bookmark, I triple guarantee it.
 
2012-06-27 09:29:15 AM  

LandOfChocolate: Peak Upton?


I sure wouldn't mind another peek at her peaks:

i2.cdnds.net
 
2012-06-27 09:30:32 AM  
Video sucked. Just make with the toplessness, and what was that stupid music?
 
2012-06-27 09:32:33 AM  
I read the headline as male "terrorists".

/Needs moar coffee.
 
2012-06-27 09:37:24 AM  
Two words, honey: Velvet Jones
 
2012-06-27 09:42:20 AM  

the_celt: Pics or it didn't happen...

just sayin'......


Judging by the video I'd say that bastard Richardson is hogging it all to himself.
 
2012-06-27 09:43:01 AM  
Butterface.
Weird hips.
Would still do in a NY second.
 
2012-06-27 09:49:50 AM  

Balchinian: Butterface.
Weird hips.
Would still do in a NY second.



Butterface?

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.
 
2012-06-27 10:18:34 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: LandOfChocolate: Peak Upton?
I sure wouldn't mind another peek at her peaks:
[i2.cdnds.net image 618x768]


Huh. She doesn't have any waist. I guess that's why if she puts on 3 pounds, people start calling her "fat." Oh well, flaunt it if you're the hottest model around, Kate--it won't last forever.
 
2012-06-27 10:18:35 AM  
img002.lazygirls.info

I'd have to declare it a tie between her and Sophie Monk in the 'Blonde bombshell' category.

/Only one way to break a tie
//A 'Pants-Off Dance-Off', of course.
 
2012-06-27 10:19:10 AM  

Balchinian: Butterface.
Weird hips.
Would still do in a NY second.


\2 seconds if she's lucky!
 
2012-06-27 10:20:26 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).

I bought a subscription to GQ over a month ago, still haven't gotten an issue. I went to their site to see if I could put my account number in and find out when I'm getting it. They have a deal going on that if you sign up now, you're guaranteed to get the Upton issue (which I'm assuming is the July issue?). I ended up having to go through the email confirmation to find out I'm not getting my first issue until August. WTF?? It takes three months to get it and I don't get the Upton issue!?!?! I AM OUTRAGED

Cool story, I just wanted to rant


No need to buy a whole subscription...the Internet always has this kinda stuff before it hits the news stands/mail boxes.

Yeah, NSFW in the least...there is full on nipple here.

Again, NSFW...more nipple goodness

You get the idea, NSFW...due to nips
 
2012-06-27 10:26:54 AM  
Meanwhile in NYC she could legally walk around topless all day. Get with the times California.
 
2012-06-27 10:32:53 AM  
her top popped off and no one snapped a picture with a camera phone?
 
2012-06-27 10:35:07 AM  
 
2012-06-27 10:35:38 AM  
Terry Richardson is a god.

You think upton is hot now ......wait five years
 
2012-06-27 10:38:55 AM  

turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years


She'll be in those hot Lane Bryant ads by then. Rowr.
 
2012-06-27 10:44:36 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


That video makes me want to play Tony Hawk's American Wasteland. After I'm done fapping.
 
2012-06-27 10:47:41 AM  
She really should wear higher-cut bikinis. Her almost 1:1 hip to waist ratio makes her look cylindrical with a low-on-the-hips bikini.
 
2012-06-27 10:53:08 AM  

Theaetetus: She really should wear higher-cut bikinis. Her almost 1:1 hip to waist ratio makes her look cylindrical with a low-on-the-hips bikini.


She should just go bottomless all the time.
 
2012-06-27 10:53:28 AM  

Gunderson: [img002.lazygirls.info image 450x583]

I'd have to declare it a tie between her and Sophie Monk in the 'Blonde bombshell' category.

/Only one way to break a tie
//A 'Pants-Off Dance-Off', of course.


Perhaps its her last name, but I can't see an image of Sophie Monk without thinking "chipmunk cheeks":

greenobles.com
 
2012-06-27 11:12:33 AM  

lucky_groom: She has no waist - her legs go straight up to her shoulders.


Yeah, that's the one thing that weirds me out too (a bit - not that much). She is only 20, so maybe in a few years she'll "round out" even more...
 
2012-06-27 11:15:56 AM  
Not safe for my pants!
 
2012-06-27 11:23:11 AM  

turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years


She has a 13 year old redhead sister?
 
2012-06-27 11:32:24 AM  

PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?


ftfm

/wut?
 
2012-06-27 11:32:29 AM  
There is no way I'll ever want to find my way back to this thread. Definitely not after I get home from work.
 
2012-06-27 11:37:25 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?


Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.
 
2012-06-27 11:53:47 AM  
I'm pretty sure that I would have sex with her.

*double checks*

Yep.
 
2012-06-27 12:02:17 PM  
In 1000 years from now, as archaelogists are recovering data from our ancient computing devices. They're going to think this Kate Upton gal is some sort of goddess, revered amongst all the people.

Quick, let's make a religion!
 
2012-06-27 12:29:19 PM  

SithLord: In 1000 years from now, as archaelogists are recovering data from our ancient computing devices. They're going to think this Kate Upton gal is some sort of goddess, revered amongst all the people.

Quick, let's make a religion!


SFW

The man was a genius.
 
2012-06-27 12:30:31 PM  
shameless bookmark

aaarghhh why so early in the dayyy
 
2012-06-27 12:30:45 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.


So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?
 
2012-06-27 12:34:51 PM  

max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?


yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET
 
2012-06-27 12:43:31 PM  
WHAR BOOKMARK WHAR

/Oh, there it is.
 
2012-06-27 12:47:57 PM  
I'm out
 
2012-06-27 12:50:24 PM  

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Do you have any more of these pictures? i would like to view them so that I may also mock this hideous woman.
 
2012-06-27 12:51:28 PM  
What's a bookmark?
 
2012-06-27 12:58:30 PM  

Pandora's Litterbox: [i1197.photobucket.com image 463x640]

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Oh Lawd, I...

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-27 01:08:05 PM  

funzyr: She has that mole on her lip. I don't know why, but that bothers me.


Yeah, it bothers me too. It bothered me with Cindy Crawford.

and in general, regarding Kate Upton. She has good tits, but I don't know, something bugs me about her. She's like too flabby. I prefer a more tonified look.

And her hip area is weird. Her sides are like those from an overweight person (not obese, mind you)

She's skinny-fat.
 
2012-06-27 01:11:43 PM  

rocky_howard: funzyr: She has that mole on her lip. I don't know why, but that bothers me.

Yeah, it bothers me too. It bothered me with Cindy Crawford.

and in general, regarding Kate Upton. She has good tits, but I don't know, something bugs me about her. She's like too flabby. I prefer a more tonified look.

And her hip area is weird. Her sides are like those from an overweight person (not obese, mind you)

She's skinny-fat.


I like the extra cushion. That's no problem. But you're sort of right about her hips. It's like they're set just a little too high. The distance from crotch to hips is about the distance from hips to shoulders when it should be around half.

That all being said, Good Lord the things I would do to that woman. Would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers, that's for sure.
 
2012-06-27 01:25:58 PM  
I like her nipples
 
2012-06-27 01:34:39 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


Curse my luck for being at work!

/not a bookmark.
 
2012-06-27 01:51:13 PM  

rocky_howard: funzyr: She has that mole on her lip. I don't know why, but that bothers me.

Yeah, it bothers me too. It bothered me with Cindy Crawford.

and in general, regarding Kate Upton. She has good tits, but I don't know, something bugs me about her. She's like too flabby. I prefer a more tonified look.


I believe what you're looking for is a "Marisa Miller."
 
2012-06-27 02:08:53 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET


Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?
 
2012-06-27 02:38:59 PM  

Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?


You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.
 
2012-06-27 02:44:22 PM  

Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.


Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...
 
2012-06-27 02:49:22 PM  

Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...


So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?
 
2012-06-27 02:49:28 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).



Video went private. :-/
 
2012-06-27 02:51:31 PM  

Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?


It's below the age of consent in most places, so yes. Why, wtf is wrong with you that you think of a 15 year old and think "consensual sex"?
 
2012-06-27 02:54:56 PM  

Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

It's below the age of consent in most places, so yes. Why, wtf is wrong with you that you think of a 15 year old and think "consensual sex"?


Read it again, Professor. There is no mention of sex in the references to 14- or 15-year olds. The only sexual reference was to twenty-two-year olds, who are certainly beyond the age of consent in any jurisdiction.
 
2012-06-27 03:00:18 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

It's below the age of consent in most places, so yes. Why, wtf is wrong with you that you think of a 15 year old and think "consensual sex"?

Read it again, Professor. There is no mention of sex in the references to 14- or 15-year olds. The only sexual reference was to twenty-two-year olds, who are certainly beyond the age of consent in any jurisdiction.


Bullshiat. You know how that joke goes as well as anyone. And you're the one whose had posts deleted for talking about 14 year olds, and you were replying to (and warning someone) about a post talking about a 15 year old.

Seriously, you guys are farked up, and trying to backpedal and say "no, we were talking about buying children lollipops! That's it! We were only talking about sex with adults!" is retarded.
 
2012-06-27 03:02:16 PM  
I honestly hope mods don't delete this thread, simply because more people should know who you are.
 
2012-06-27 03:02:35 PM  
I am shamelessly bookmarking this thread while my bunk is repaired.
 
2012-06-27 03:04:49 PM  

Theaetetus: I honestly hope mods don't delete this thread, simply because more people should know who you are.


Ditto.
 
2012-06-27 03:13:13 PM  

Theaetetus: Wellon Dowd: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

It's below the age of consent in most places, so yes. Why, wtf is wrong with you that you think of a 15 year old and think "consensual sex"?

Read it again, Professor. There is no mention of sex in the references to 14- or 15-year olds. The only sexual reference was to twenty-two-year olds, who are certainly beyond the age of consent in any jurisdiction.

Bullshiat. You know how that joke goes as well as anyone. And you're the one whose had posts deleted for talking about 14 year olds, and you were replying to (and warning someone) about a post talking about a 15 year old.

Seriously, you guys are farked up, and trying to backpedal and say "no, we were talking about buying children lollipops! That's it! We were only talking about sex with adults!" is retarded.


i was really more reffering to Kate Upton growing out of the left over baby fat but I like what you guys have done with it
 
2012-06-27 03:13:39 PM  
holy crap, i got white-knighted!

/less than 3 youz guyz.
 
2012-06-27 03:13:44 PM  
This is not a bookmark.
 
2012-06-27 03:26:19 PM  
I'm not sure what's worse - the security guards banning Kate Upton's breasts, the link to the video that made me run about 4,000 scripts to watch it, or the fact that a Kate Upton thread turned into a pedophile thread.

Shame on all of you.
 
2012-06-27 03:53:56 PM  

Theaetetus: Wellon Dowd: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

It's below the age of consent in most places, so yes. Why, wtf is wrong with you that you think of a 15 year old and think "consensual sex"?

Read it again, Professor. There is no mention of sex in the references to 14- or 15-year olds. The only sexual reference was to twenty-two-year olds, who are certainly beyond the age of consent in any jurisdiction.

Bullshiat. You know how that joke goes as well as anyone. And you're the one whose had posts deleted for talking about 14 year olds, and you were replying to (and warning someone) about a post talking about a 15 year old.

Seriously, you guys are farked up, and trying to backpedal and say "no, we were talking about buying children lollipops! That's it! We were only talking about sex with adults!" is retarded.


Actually I never mentioned 15 year olds until I replied to you.

Also it's cute that you think simply turning 18 all of a sudden makes someone ready for sex.
 
2012-06-27 04:03:35 PM  
LOL, I see the dumbass Theaetetus is at it again.

farking troll...
 
2012-06-27 04:09:20 PM  

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Excellent gallery. Keep up the sterling work!
 
2012-06-27 04:12:21 PM  
I want to do sex to her.
 
2012-06-27 04:14:52 PM  
Her navel seems too high up on her torso.
I think I could still fill it with jizz though. I'm a good aim.
 
2012-06-27 04:56:22 PM  
I know something similar was posted above, but this bears repeating.

MOTHER OF GOD (NSFW)
 
2012-06-27 05:04:01 PM  

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: I want to do sex to her.


David Bowie style?
 
2012-06-27 05:06:15 PM  

Durinia: DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


Video went private. :-/


Yep. Anyone else have a copy?
 
2012-06-27 05:07:54 PM  
Look at the link Mentat posted - it appears to be there, along with the most wonderful animated gif ever created by man
 
2012-06-27 05:15:35 PM  

Mentat: I know something similar was posted above, but this bears repeating.

MOTHER OF GOD (NSFW)


Thank you.

/my bunk does not thank you
 
2012-06-27 05:18:27 PM  
Okay, look. Can we be serious here for a moment? I mean really, no kidding around.

She is perfect.

/Perfect
 
2012-06-27 05:48:33 PM  
Kate Upton is proof of three things:

1. He is real.
2. He hates the blind.
3. He really, really hates kittens.
 
2012-06-27 05:55:53 PM  
blakeosage



Yeah, NSFW in the least...there is full on nipple here.

Again, NSFW...more nipple goodness

You get the idea, NSFW...due to nips


sweet jesus / mother of god.

you win the internets today sir!
 
2012-06-27 07:00:18 PM  

funzyr: She has that mole on her lip. I don't know why, but that bothers me.


THIS. I don't understand why people who have the money don't get those ugly discolored lumps removed from what is usually a very attractive face.
 
2012-06-27 08:10:06 PM  

blakeosage: Tat'dGreaser: DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).

I bought a subscription to GQ over a month ago, still haven't gotten an issue. I went to their site to see if I could put my account number in and find out when I'm getting it. They have a deal going on that if you sign up now, you're guaranteed to get the Upton issue (which I'm assuming is the July issue?). I ended up having to go through the email confirmation to find out I'm not getting my first issue until August. WTF?? It takes three months to get it and I don't get the Upton issue!?!?! I AM OUTRAGED

Cool story, I just wanted to rant

No need to buy a whole subscription...the Internet always has this kinda stuff before it hits the news stands/mail boxes.

Yeah, NSFW in the least...there is full on nipple here.

Again, NSFW...more nipple goodness

You get the idea, NSFW...due to nips


i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 08:15:22 PM  

jodaveki: I know she's apparently taking the modeling world by storm, but honestly, she makes me go "meh." She can do da cat daddy, tho. That was impressive...



She's really becoming over-exposed
 
2012-06-27 09:12:09 PM  

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Good lord! That one nearly made me choke on my Otter Pop!
 
2012-06-27 10:18:55 PM  

CarnySaur: That's okay, Kate. You can use my pier.


Dude, she needs to launch cruise ships.

Not plastic duckies.

/needs an extension for the plastic duckies
 
2012-06-27 10:31:10 PM  
This seems odd to me. I remember going to Santa Monica one time, seeing a model in a see through top right off of the pier, modeling for a photographer. No one went over to them to tell her to leave.

/She was hot.
//Kate Upton may be the hottest woman alive.
///Hadn't noticed her lack of hips before but it clearly does not hurt her.
 
2012-06-27 10:44:08 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: jodaveki: I know she's apparently taking the modeling world by storm, but honestly, she makes me go "meh." She can do da cat daddy, tho. That was impressive...


She's really becoming over-exposed


Especially when her top flew off.
 
2012-06-27 11:02:14 PM  
patrickalmanza.com
They were just trying to prevent this from happening.
 
2012-06-27 11:09:08 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-28 04:53:04 AM  
holy farking shiat
 
2012-06-28 06:20:31 AM  

Theaetetus: She really should wear higher-cut bikinis. Her almost 1:1 hip to waist ratio makes her look cylindrical with a low-on-the-hips bikini.


she's as hot as the sun, but she has the biggest stomach of an in shape girl I've ever seen in my life.

you can tell they are already photoshopping it out of the print stuff. simultaneously amazing and awful genetics.
her waste is already bigger than her hips. she'd gonna look like a sow by her mid 20s. weird as f*ck.
cdn02.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2012-06-28 07:44:38 AM  

fatalvenom: nimawai: I honestly don't see what the huge fuss is about her. She looks like every other skinny blond girl in California. She also has no hips. I will say her ass is really good though. I think she's pretty but I don't see what's so special about her.

Big. Natural. Jugs.


And an incredibly beautiful face. My God, those eyes. And lips. And ass. And every single thing about her.
 
2012-06-29 09:01:19 PM  

relcec: Theaetetus: She really should wear higher-cut bikinis. Her almost 1:1 hip to waist ratio makes her look cylindrical with a low-on-the-hips bikini.

she's as hot as the sun, but she has the biggest stomach of an in shape girl I've ever seen in my life.

you can tell they are already photoshopping it out of the print stuff. simultaneously amazing and awful genetics.
her waste is already bigger than her hips. she'd gonna look like a sow by her mid 20s. weird as f*ck.
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She's got a gut.
 
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