Tat'dGreaser: DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).

I bought a subscription to GQ over a month ago, still haven't gotten an issue. I went to their site to see if I could put my account number in and find out when I'm getting it. They have a deal going on that if you sign up now, you're guaranteed to get the Upton issue (which I'm assuming is the July issue?). I ended up having to go through the email confirmation to find out I'm not getting my first issue until August. WTF?? It takes three months to get it and I don't get the Upton issue!?!?! I AM OUTRAGED

Cool story, I just wanted to rant

No need to buy a whole subscription...the Internet always has this kinda stuff before it hits the news stands/mail boxes.

Yeah, NSFW in the least...there is full on nipple here.

Again, NSFW...more nipple goodness

You get the idea, NSFW...due to nips

Meanwhile in NYC she could legally walk around topless all day. Get with the times California.

her top popped off and no one snapped a picture with a camera phone?

Terry Richardson is a god.

You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She'll be in those hot Lane Bryant ads by then. Rowr.

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).

That video makes me want to play Tony Hawk's American Wasteland. After I'm done fapping.

She really should wear higher-cut bikinis. Her almost 1:1 hip to waist ratio makes her look cylindrical with a low-on-the-hips bikini.

Gunderson: [img002.lazygirls.info image 450x583]

I'd have to declare it a tie between her and Sophie Monk in the 'Blonde bombshell' category.

/Only one way to break a tie
//A 'Pants-Off Dance-Off', of course.

Perhaps its her last name, but I can't see an image of Sophie Monk without thinking "chipmunk cheeks":

lucky_groom: She has no waist - her legs go straight up to her shoulders.

Yeah, that's the one thing that weirds me out too (a bit - not that much). She is only 20, so maybe in a few years she'll "round out" even more...

Not safe for my pants!

turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 13 year old redhead sister?

There is no way I'll ever want to find my way back to this thread. Definitely not after I get home from work.

I'm pretty sure that I would have sex with her.

*double checks*

Yep.

In 1000 years from now, as archaelogists are recovering data from our ancient computing devices. They're going to think this Kate Upton gal is some sort of goddess, revered amongst all the people.

Quick, let's make a religion!

SithLord: In 1000 years from now, as archaelogists are recovering data from our ancient computing devices. They're going to think this Kate Upton gal is some sort of goddess, revered amongst all the people.

Quick, let's make a religion!

SFW

The man was a genius.

shameless bookmark

aaarghhh why so early in the dayyy

Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

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Straddling the NSFW line

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SFW; Linked for size

Do you have any more of these pictures? i would like to view them so that I may also mock this hideous woman.

What's a bookmark?

Pandora's Litterbox: [i1197.photobucket.com image 463x640]

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Straddling the NSFW line

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SFW; Linked for size


Oh Lawd, I...

funzyr: She has that mole on her lip. I don't know why, but that bothers me.

Yeah, it bothers me too. It bothered me with Cindy Crawford.

and in general, regarding Kate Upton. She has good tits, but I don't know, something bugs me about her. She's like too flabby. I prefer a more tonified look.

And her hip area is weird. Her sides are like those from an overweight person (not obese, mind you)

She's skinny-fat.

rocky_howard: funzyr: She has that mole on her lip. I don't know why, but that bothers me.

Yeah, it bothers me too. It bothered me with Cindy Crawford.

and in general, regarding Kate Upton. She has good tits, but I don't know, something bugs me about her. She's like too flabby. I prefer a more tonified look.

And her hip area is weird. Her sides are like those from an overweight person (not obese, mind you)

She's skinny-fat.

I like the extra cushion. That's no problem. But you're sort of right about her hips. It's like they're set just a little too high. The distance from crotch to hips is about the distance from hips to shoulders when it should be around half.

That all being said, Good Lord the things I would do to that woman. Would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers, that's for sure.

I like her nipples

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).

Curse my luck for being at work!

/not a bookmark.

Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


Video went private. :-/

Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

It's below the age of consent in most places, so yes. Why, wtf is wrong with you that you think of a 15 year old and think "consensual sex"?

Wellon Dowd: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

It's below the age of consent in most places, so yes. Why, wtf is wrong with you that you think of a 15 year old and think "consensual sex"?

Read it again, Professor. There is no mention of sex in the references to 14- or 15-year olds. The only sexual reference was to twenty-two-year olds, who are certainly beyond the age of consent in any jurisdiction.

Bullshiat. You know how that joke goes as well as anyone. And you're the one whose had posts deleted for talking about 14 year olds, and you were replying to (and warning someone) about a post talking about a 15 year old.

Seriously, you guys are farked up, and trying to backpedal and say "no, we were talking about buying children lollipops! That's it! We were only talking about sex with adults!" is retarded.

I honestly hope mods don't delete this thread, simply because more people should know who you are.

I am shamelessly bookmarking this thread while my bunk is repaired.

Theaetetus: Wellon Dowd: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

It's below the age of consent in most places, so yes. Why, wtf is wrong with you that you think of a 15 year old and think "consensual sex"?

Read it again, Professor. There is no mention of sex in the references to 14- or 15-year olds. The only sexual reference was to twenty-two-year olds, who are certainly beyond the age of consent in any jurisdiction.

Bullshiat. You know how that joke goes as well as anyone. And you're the one whose had posts deleted for talking about 14 year olds, and you were replying to (and warning someone) about a post talking about a 15 year old.

Seriously, you guys are farked up, and trying to backpedal and say "no, we were talking about buying children lollipops! That's it! We were only talking about sex with adults!" is retarded.

i was really more reffering to Kate Upton growing out of the left over baby fat but I like what you guys have done with it

This is not a bookmark.

Theaetetus: Wellon Dowd: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Mattyb710: Theaetetus: Andrew Wiggin: max_pooper: Wellon Dowd: Andrew Wiggin: PowerSlacker: turtleking: You think upton is hot now ......wait five years

She has a 1310 year old redhead sister?

ftfm

/wut?

Be careful. Last week I had a post deleted from the thread about Prince William getting $14 million as a 30th birthday present. I suggested that I'd have rather received a 14 year-old than $14 million. The reason for the deletion: exhorting illegal acts.

So the joke what is the best thing about banging twenty two year olds is out?

yeah. and i guess my license plate wouldn't get on very well here. RU15YET

Har har har, raping childrens is teh funnez!

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

You're the one who immediately thought of "rape" you sicko.

Maybe you missed the part about sex with 15 and 14 year olds...

So as soon as you think of a 15 year old having sex you think RAPE?

/seriously, wtf is wrong with you?

It's below the age of consent in most places, so yes. Why, wtf is wrong with you that you think of a 15 year old and think "consensual sex"?

Read it again, Professor. There is no mention of sex in the references to 14- or 15-year olds. The only sexual reference was to twenty-two-year olds, who are certainly beyond the age of consent in any jurisdiction.

Bullshiat. You know how that joke goes as well as anyone. And you're the one whose had posts deleted for talking about 14 year olds, and you were replying to (and warning someone) about a post talking about a 15 year old.

Seriously, you guys are farked up, and trying to backpedal and say "no, we were talking about buying children lollipops! That's it! We were only talking about sex with adults!" is retarded.

Actually I never mentioned 15 year olds until I replied to you.

Also it's cute that you think simply turning 18 all of a sudden makes someone ready for sex.

LOL, I see the dumbass Theaetetus is at it again.

farking troll...