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(SFGate)   To the dismay of male tourists, Kate Upton kicked off Santa Monica pier for nudity (sfw)   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 123
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2012-06-27 08:00:51 AM
How did this story come out before any photos were leaked?
 
2012-06-27 08:01:43 AM
She is simply one of the hottest models ever.

/I haven't left my bunk since I first saw her
 
2012-06-27 08:01:51 AM
Male security personnel, perhaps. Well, some of the male tourists may have discovered their pants no longer fit.
 
2012-06-27 08:03:20 AM
Kate pulled a boner ... out of every man watching as it happened.
 
2012-06-27 08:06:05 AM
Fark you, Santa Monica. You just made the list.

i.imgur.com

Right after I get done with Econosave.
 
2012-06-27 08:08:54 AM
Pics or it didn't happen...

just sayin'......
 
2012-06-27 08:11:02 AM
*stomps*
 
2012-06-27 08:13:43 AM
A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).
 
2012-06-27 08:14:58 AM
That's okay, Kate. You can use my pier.
 
2012-06-27 08:17:37 AM

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


I bought a subscription to GQ over a month ago, still haven't gotten an issue. I went to their site to see if I could put my account number in and find out when I'm getting it. They have a deal going on that if you sign up now, you're guaranteed to get the Upton issue (which I'm assuming is the July issue?). I ended up having to go through the email confirmation to find out I'm not getting my first issue until August. WTF?? It takes three months to get it and I don't get the Upton issue!?!?! I AM OUTRAGED

Cool story, I just wanted to rant
 
2012-06-27 08:20:00 AM
Janet and Chrissy have become such prudes.
 
2012-06-27 08:20:22 AM

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


Mother of God
 
2012-06-27 08:36:47 AM

Tat'dGreaser: DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).

I bought a subscription to GQ over a month ago, still haven't gotten an issue. I went to their site to see if I could put my account number in and find out when I'm getting it. They have a deal going on that if you sign up now, you're guaranteed to get the Upton issue (which I'm assuming is the July issue?). I ended up having to go through the email confirmation to find out I'm not getting my first issue until August. WTF?? It takes three months to get it and I don't get the Upton issue!?!?! I AM OUTRAGED

Cool story, I just wanted to rant


Why would someone who subscribes to GQ want to see pictures of a girl?
 
2012-06-27 08:36:57 AM

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).



Bless you,sir. You are a scholar and a gentleman.
 
2012-06-27 08:36:59 AM
She has no waist - her legs go straight up to her shoulders.
 
2012-06-27 08:37:32 AM

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


Awesome!
Thank you ^_^
 
2012-06-27 08:39:10 AM

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


oh god.
 
2012-06-27 08:39:45 AM
I know she's apparently taking the modeling world by storm, but honestly, she makes me go "meh." She can do da cat daddy, tho. That was impressive...
 
2012-06-27 08:43:50 AM

DjangoStonereaver: A viral promo for a viral promo of her GQ photospread.

Video of the 'incident' here (PNSFW or kittens).


www.reactionface.info
 
2012-06-27 08:46:02 AM
I could disappoint her. I could disappoint her hard.
 
2012-06-27 08:46:59 AM

lucky_groom: She has no waist - her legs go straight up to her shoulders.


Her legs need to go over my shoulders.
 
2012-06-27 08:49:43 AM
She has that mole on her lip. I don't know why, but that bothers me.
 
2012-06-27 08:50:36 AM
She's really pretty, and looks like she enjoys herself.
 
2012-06-27 08:52:21 AM

Happy Hours: Why would someone who subscribes to GQ want to see pictures of a girl?


I'm tired of the accidental boner from Men's Health!

Ummm........I mean........sh*t
 
2012-06-27 08:55:25 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-27 09:01:11 AM
Santa Monica, if she was homeless dwelling challenged, she could take a crap on the pier, and the authorities wouldn't care.
 
2012-06-27 09:02:01 AM
Sharp knees.
 
2012-06-27 09:02:49 AM
I know I'm getting old when I look at her and the second thought that goes through my mind is young, capricious, and exhausting. I suppose I'm officially old when that becomes the first thought.
 
2012-06-27 09:02:57 AM
There goes my new years resolution about masturbating at work. Thanks a lot.

/she's a bit of an awkward dancer. Like a baby giraffe trying to walk for the first time and just as endearing. I could see myself crossing a furry line here.
 
2012-06-27 09:06:13 AM
i568.photobucket.com

God bless America
 
2012-06-27 09:06:29 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-27 09:09:42 AM
I honestly don't see what the huge fuss is about her. She looks like every other skinny blond girl in California. She also has no hips. I will say her ass is really good though. I think she's pretty but I don't see what's so special about her.
 
2012-06-27 09:10:08 AM
should i bother looking for the amber rose pics? i don't know who she is but i see a link.
 
2012-06-27 09:11:19 AM

lucky_groom: She has no waist - her legs go straight up to her shoulders.


That's my problem with Kate Upton as well. Nice breasts, but little else to look at.

Yeah, I know why do I bother looking at anything else. I'm not sure, but when I'm told a girl is beautiful I like to take in the total package. Case in point, from the 50Cent story yesterday:
ll-media.tmz.com

I can stare at multiple parts of her body and enjoy it without having to just focus on her breasts and imagining there isn't anything else.

/but that's like... my opinion man.
 
2012-06-27 09:14:55 AM
Wow, that's quite an "accident".
 
2012-06-27 09:16:10 AM

nimawai: I honestly don't see what the huge fuss is about her. She looks like every other skinny blond girl in California. She also has no hips. I will say her ass is really good though. I think she's pretty but I don't see what's so special about her.


Big. Natural. Jugs.
 
2012-06-27 09:17:04 AM

nimawai: I honestly don't see what the huge fuss is about her. She looks like every other skinny blond girl in California. She also has no hips. I will say her ass is really good though. I think she's pretty but I don't see what's so special about her.


Agreed. Not that I've dated or married anyone close to her level of physical attractiveness but I look at her and say 'meh, OK'.

Perhaps it overexposure. Perhaps its because she doesn't get nude but might as well given what she wears.

Oh well

/Peak Upton?
 
2012-06-27 09:21:19 AM
Kate wins in my book, she's short girl curvy body in someone tall. She's 5'10", that's HOT. Most of my exes are 5'8" or taller so tall girls are yes please.
 
2012-06-27 09:21:46 AM
time for a bookmark? time for a bookmark.
 
2012-06-27 09:26:04 AM
[In best Iraqi information minister voice] This is not a bookmark, I triple guarantee it.
 
2012-06-27 09:29:15 AM

LandOfChocolate: Peak Upton?


I sure wouldn't mind another peek at her peaks:

i2.cdnds.net
 
2012-06-27 09:30:32 AM
Video sucked. Just make with the toplessness, and what was that stupid music?
 
2012-06-27 09:32:33 AM
I read the headline as male "terrorists".

/Needs moar coffee.
 
2012-06-27 09:37:24 AM
Two words, honey: Velvet Jones
 
2012-06-27 09:42:20 AM

the_celt: Pics or it didn't happen...

just sayin'......


Judging by the video I'd say that bastard Richardson is hogging it all to himself.
 
2012-06-27 09:43:01 AM
Butterface.
Weird hips.
Would still do in a NY second.
 
2012-06-27 09:49:50 AM

Balchinian: Butterface.
Weird hips.
Would still do in a NY second.



Butterface?

I realize that beauty is subjective. And I can understand, although I don't agree with, those complaining about her lack of curves below the ribs when viewed from head on. But her face? It seems to be beyond question that her face is classically attractive.
 
2012-06-27 10:18:34 AM

DjangoStonereaver: LandOfChocolate: Peak Upton?
I sure wouldn't mind another peek at her peaks:
[i2.cdnds.net image 618x768]


Huh. She doesn't have any waist. I guess that's why if she puts on 3 pounds, people start calling her "fat." Oh well, flaunt it if you're the hottest model around, Kate--it won't last forever.
 
2012-06-27 10:18:35 AM
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I'd have to declare it a tie between her and Sophie Monk in the 'Blonde bombshell' category.

/Only one way to break a tie
//A 'Pants-Off Dance-Off', of course.
 
2012-06-27 10:19:10 AM

Balchinian: Butterface.
Weird hips.
Would still do in a NY second.


\2 seconds if she's lucky!
 
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