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(truTV)   An official call against men's underwear manufacturers who've corrupted silly underpants into an orgy of completely lame sexual jokes. "I take my silly underpants seriously and the underpants you're selling are too stupid"   (blog.trutv.com) divider line 42
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2012-06-27 07:50:54 AM
America is a whorehouse... where the revolutionary undergarments of your forefathers... are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism..
 
2012-06-27 07:51:51 AM
Give my my Faster Than Light briefs
 
2012-06-27 07:57:13 AM
Tighty Whiteys represent!

/boxers vs briefs in 3...2...
 
2012-06-27 07:58:01 AM
Monkeys are just as crass as firewood. Everyone knows monkeys are randy. Wink wink.
 
2012-06-27 08:02:32 AM
My wife bought me a pair of drawers in London with the Underground map on them. "No, I'm not exposing myself, I'm consulting the map!"
 
2012-06-27 08:06:34 AM
forum.nasaspaceflight.com
 
2012-06-27 08:06:50 AM

Gleeman: /boxers vs briefs in 3...2...


I actually prefer the boxer briefs, the "colorful not so tighty underpanty with longer legs"
 
2012-06-27 08:08:14 AM
Wow. That was the dumbest greenlight I've read in a while. Then again, it was on "dumb as a blog", so I should have known what I was getting into.
 
2012-06-27 08:10:38 AM
Was that a sponsored link? I did not care for it.
 
2012-06-27 08:11:43 AM

fatkidinabeenie: Gleeman: /boxers vs briefs in 3...2...

I actually prefer the boxer briefs, the "colorful not so tighty underpanty with longer legs"


Yep, that's what I wear. Nice compromise between keeping things in place and letting it breathe so you don't get too schweddy.
 
2012-06-27 08:11:56 AM

Gleeman: Tighty Whiteys represent!

/boxers vs briefs in 3...2...


Juat no. All you need is one unfortunate burst of flatulence and they're shiat-stained forever. Gray, green, black, etc. are much more sexy and safe.

/representative from the delegation of women who clean their men's undies
 
2012-06-27 08:14:11 AM

Xenolith: /representative from the delegation of women who clean their men's undies


How *YOU* doin'?
 
2012-06-27 08:14:56 AM
This reminds me that I have a pair of boxers that say "Early Riser" on them...
 
2012-06-27 08:16:43 AM

Xenolith: Gleeman: Tighty Whiteys represent!

/boxers vs briefs in 3...2...

Juat no. All you need is one unfortunate burst of flatulence and they're shiat-stained forever. Gray, green, black, etc. are much more sexy and safe.

/representative from the delegation of women who somewhat clean their men's undies


Ugh. Just because you don't see the shiatstain on dark drawers doesn't mean it isn't there. White is best. Then you can tell when they're actually clean.

/laundry diva
 
2012-06-27 08:18:59 AM

Gleeman: Tighty Whiteys represent!

/boxers vs briefs in 3...2...


Commandos represent!
 
2012-06-27 08:23:52 AM
Monkeys, underpants and no one has mentioned spanking yet?
 
2012-06-27 08:25:59 AM

Gleeman:
/boxers vs briefs in 3...2...


Been wearing briefs all my life, and my 50 year old nutsack is as pert as a teenager's.
 
2012-06-27 08:26:09 AM

Gramma: laundry diva


How *YOU* doin?
 
2012-06-27 08:33:59 AM
came for the 1940's ish artwork of women losing their undies in the days before stretchy elastic material, left disappoint.

/like to linger in the Produce Dept and watch the housewives molest the fruit and vegetables
 
2012-06-27 08:46:51 AM

Gramma: Xenolith: Gleeman: Tighty Whiteys represent!

/boxers vs briefs in 3...2...

Juat no. All you need is one unfortunate burst of flatulence and they're shiat-stained forever. Gray, green, black, etc. are much more sexy and safe.

/representative from the delegation of women who somewhat clean their men's undies

Ugh. Just because you don't see the shiatstain on dark drawers doesn't mean it isn't there. White is best. Then you can tell when they're actually clean.

/laundry diva


Oh, that's no problem. I just use the taste test. It's the only way to be sure.
 
2012-06-27 08:53:14 AM
As someone who makes their own boxer shorts, I'm getting a kick...

No, Really.
 
2012-06-27 09:06:08 AM
My favorite pair of boxers has Superman on them, with "Man of Steel" embroidered on the waistband. Hip and ironic, yet mildly suggestive.

(Got a set of Spidey boxers, too. Guess where the web shoots from.)
 
2012-06-27 09:14:27 AM

KrispyKritter: came for the 1940's ish artwork of women losing their undies in the days before stretchy elastic material, left disappoint.

/like to linger in the Produce Dept and watch the housewives molest the fruit and vegetables


The name you want to Google is "Art Frahm".
 
2012-06-27 09:16:40 AM
Wear briefs and you won't have this problem. You also won't have the problem of your balls sticking to your legs.

Boxers? Might as well not wear anything!
 
2012-06-27 09:25:26 AM
www.inquisitr.com
 
2012-06-27 10:06:47 AM
I have a pair of boxers that don't have the traditional fly opening. It's more like a bottomless pocket that opens from the top.
 
2012-06-27 10:12:15 AM

SwiftFox: Give my my Faster Than Light briefs


The technology isn't there yet.
www.newlin-deschler.com
We are still limited to C.
For now.

(The gravity from my dick causes a localised mass effect in my briefs. Just not enough to reach FTL)
 
2012-06-27 10:33:28 AM
My frogs-on-lilypads patterned boxers are sympathetic. I have a small number of "wood"-themed undies, but no outright "suggestive" ones.
 
2012-06-27 10:51:32 AM
I had no idea there could be men out there with teapots on their boxers. I want one.
 
2012-06-27 10:58:46 AM

zenobia: I had no idea there could be men out there with teapots on their boxers. I want one.


The man? Or the boxers?

/I'd take both.
//manpanty liberation
 
2012-06-27 11:04:44 AM

zenobia: I had no idea there could be men out there with teapots on their boxers. I want one.


phoolishone: The man? Or the boxers?


I was going to ask the same.
 
2012-06-27 11:32:27 AM
This guy is a retard. "It has firewood on it ... oh, wood, lol, boner. It has footballs on it ... oh balls! Oh a dog with a bone in ... its ... mouth ...biatch needs a bone in her mouth to shut her up lol..."

What a pervert. I bet he doesn't wear ties because they're symbols of huge dicks and he doesn't use a remote control because it's too phallic a display of mystical man power. Ball point pens represent the superior intelligence of men, and the long shaft with its precious ball at the bottom leaving its glistening fluid trail to plant the seed of knowledge for future generations.

Just think.

Wide mouth bottles.

Wide.

Mouth.

Like your mom.
 
2012-06-27 12:31:38 PM
I have a pair of Led Zeppelin boxers, so I am amused by TFA author's consternation.
 
2012-06-27 01:28:25 PM

buster_v: As someone who makes their own boxer shorts, I'm getting a kick...

No, Really.


Hey, I've done it.
That's the only way you can get something like this nowadays.

i975.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 04:35:21 PM

MoronLessOff: zenobia: I had no idea there could be men out there with teapots on their boxers. I want one.

phoolishone: The man? Or the boxers?

I was going to ask the same.


What good are boxers without a man in them?
 
2012-06-27 04:41:23 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-27 05:14:47 PM
Male comfort preferences aside, I feel like I just can't take a grown man seriously who's wearing nothing but tighty-whities. They seem like little kid underwear to me. Maybe it's just me.
 
2012-06-27 05:18:11 PM
A friend from England sent me some joke underwear at some point. I guess it's called the Euro cut or something over here?

Anyway, they're sort of like more form fitting boxer briefs that look hella better than any of the other options I was aware of. They've got a good shape and are comfortable. I'm down for some Euro cut, if that's what it's called. Sadly, google image searching for it mostly reveals assless banana hammocks?
 
2012-06-27 09:05:59 PM

Submitted First With a Better Headline: A friend from England sent me some joke underwear at some point. I guess it's called the Euro cut or something over here?

Anyway, they're sort of like more form fitting boxer briefs that look hella better than any of the other options I was aware of. They've got a good shape and are comfortable. I'm down for some Euro cut, if that's what it's called. Sadly, google image searching for it mostly reveals assless banana hammocks?


Trunks. I've recently switched. Do enjoy.
 
2012-06-28 02:03:12 AM
 
2012-06-28 07:54:25 AM
Why does everything I sit on feel like underpants?

/Stephen Wright FTW
 
2012-06-28 10:22:42 AM

Madame Psychosis: Male comfort preferences aside, I feel like I just can't take a grown man seriously who's wearing nothing but tighty-whities. They seem like little kid underwear to me. Maybe it's just me.


I had to switch because I hated my junk getting all scrunched up. I have trunks for the gym, but I don't even like wearing them. I used to go comando, but denim isn't always the most comfortable thing to be rubbing on your bits all day.
 
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