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(WUSA9)   Ugly ass Kori Bustards born at the National Zoo. These balls of fluff will turn into the heaviest birds with flight capability, with males weighing in the 35 pound range   (wusa9.com) divider line 24
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2012-06-27 09:56:58 AM
Kori Bustard would be a cool rap name.
 
2012-06-27 09:59:47 AM
You magnificent bustards.
 
2012-06-27 10:00:23 AM
O RLY?
 
2012-06-27 10:00:37 AM
Kori Bustards?

That guy owes me money!
 
2012-06-27 10:01:09 AM
Since TFA also mentioned Burrow owls

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
Doing to the soil?
 
2012-06-27 10:03:54 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

A bustard's natural environment.
 
2012-06-27 10:05:09 AM
I know a woman that gave birth to a furry bastard, so I am getting a kick...
 
2012-06-27 10:10:12 AM
Subby missed an Ugly Bustard joke.
 
2012-06-27 10:15:15 AM
My girlie and I were just at the zoo. The bird house was her favourite part. The baby owl was just sitting on a branch looking incredibly fluffy (think it was just bathed or something) and looking absolutely adorable. Girlie must have taken 20 pictures of the wee lad.
 
2012-06-27 10:16:38 AM
CJHardin

Thas probably the most funny/wrong thing I'll see all day. Thanks!
 
2012-06-27 10:18:02 AM
Who you calling a bustard, subby?? HUH, WHO??
 
2012-06-27 10:19:10 AM

Oldiron_79: Since TFA also mentioned Burrow owls

You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
Doing to the soil?


close enough
/+1
 
2012-06-27 10:21:08 AM
Available soon for iPhone, iPad and Android.
 
Biv
2012-06-27 10:28:37 AM
Inglorious Bustards
 
2012-06-27 10:29:11 AM
Veloci-Raptors?
 
2012-06-27 10:34:12 AM
I prefer to stay sucka-free and keep the bustards off my jock.
 
2012-06-27 10:35:29 AM

marius2: My girlie and I were just at the zoo. The bird house was her favourite part. The baby owl was just sitting on a branch looking incredibly fluffy (think it was just bathed or something) and looking absolutely adorable. Girlie must have taken 20 pictures of the wee lad.


Enjoy.
 
2012-06-27 10:45:33 AM
content.internetvideoarchive.com

/APPROVES
 
2012-06-27 11:54:04 AM
only reason I clicked was because I thought Kori Bustards might be a chick in adult flicks.
 
2012-06-27 01:05:22 PM
You trying to tell me a Condor weighs less than 35 lbs?
 
2012-06-27 01:13:41 PM

chuggernaught: You trying to tell me a Condor weighs less than 35 lbs?


Yes
 
2012-06-27 05:36:10 PM
A Bustard
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kori_Bustard
 
2012-06-27 05:47:21 PM

CJHardin: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

A bustard's natural environment.


Came for that. Leaving happy.
 
2012-06-28 04:58:29 AM
www.wusa9.com
But they are not unglarious bustards.
 
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