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(Patch)   It was such a grand plan: You call in sick to work so you can stay home, play video games and drink. And yet here you are now in the back of a squad car, in a strange office parking lot, with a bloody Clark bar wrapper stuck to your shirt   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, patrol cars, Plymouth, video games, parking lots, wraps, burglary, Michael Charles Mitty  
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2012-06-27 09:50:48 AM  
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lenfromak: And it's a beautiful day. I just don't understand it.

2012-06-27 07:59:02 AM  
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You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
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