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(Patch)   It was such a grand plan: You call in sick to work so you can stay home, play video games and drink. And yet here you are now in the back of a squad car, in a strange office parking lot, with a bloody Clark bar wrapper stuck to your shirt   (plymouth-mn.patch.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, patrol cars, Plymouth, video games, parking lots, wraps, burglary, Michael Charles Mitty  
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2012-06-27 12:39:02 AM  
Hmm, what's his login?
 
2012-06-27 01:32:05 AM  
go on....
 
2012-06-27 07:55:00 AM  
They were out of Zagnut bars?
 
2012-06-27 07:59:02 AM  
You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
 
2012-06-27 08:06:45 AM  

application.denofgeek.com

Sounds like a slacker.

 
2012-06-27 08:10:15 AM  
That sets the bar quite high for the remainder of the week dosen't it?
 
2012-06-27 08:23:47 AM  

iheartscotch: You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?


Goddamnitsomuch.

I just came in here to post "And you may ask yourself, my god what have I done!"

anyway +1 on getting here first.
 
2012-06-27 08:23:55 AM  
He was just trying to duplicate the exploits of his grandfather Walter.
 
2012-06-27 08:24:13 AM  
His adventure sounds a bit like one of those recent DirecTV cause and effect commercials.

"Don't call in sick."
 
2012-06-27 08:24:29 AM  

probesport: iheartscotch: You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

Goddamnitsomuch.

I just came in here to post "And you may say to yourself, my god what have I done!"

anyway +1 on getting here first.


FTFM
 
2012-06-27 08:25:35 AM  
Bueller...Bueller...Bueller..
 
2012-06-27 08:29:39 AM  

puckrock2000: He was just trying to duplicate the exploits of his grandfather Walter.


Came for this, leaving ta-pocketa-pocketa.
 
2012-06-27 08:33:40 AM  
As he was being led away from the broken vending machine, he was heard to scream, "It's not funny! I can hear the Snickers behind my back!"
 
2012-06-27 08:34:43 AM  
And the Chuckles.
I can hear them, too!
 
2012-06-27 08:49:10 AM  
Vending machines! That's where the Clark bars went!
 
2012-06-27 08:50:27 AM  
And it's a beautiful day. I just don't understand it.
 
2012-06-27 08:51:22 AM  
I actually know someone who used to work at Volkart May & Associates and they made it sound like it was pretty much the shiattiest company ever. For Christmas, instead of giving people a bonus or time off, they bought their employees a box of branded sponges (VMA Data Scrubber), and strictly enforced a limit of one sponge per employee.
 
2012-06-27 08:52:11 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-27 08:55:06 AM  
I call that "last Monday" ...
 
2012-06-27 09:07:53 AM  

probesport: probesport: iheartscotch: You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

Goddamnitsomuch.

I just came in here to post "And you may say to yourself, my god what have I done!"

anyway +1 on getting here first.

FTFM


I also came in to let the days go by.
 
2012-06-27 09:34:41 AM  
Mitt Romney has really taken a turn for the worse.
 
2012-06-27 09:50:48 AM  

lenfromak: And it's a beautiful day. I just don't understand it.

 
2012-06-27 09:51:29 AM  

lenfromak: And it's a beautiful day. I just don't understand it.


- shakes tiny fist of rage -

/html fail
 
2012-06-27 09:56:48 AM  
is this the beginning of the next hangover movie?
 
2012-06-27 09:57:23 AM  
He broke into a telemarketing company. I think I'm ok with this.
 
2012-06-27 10:06:35 AM  
Dad?
 
2012-06-27 11:30:02 AM  

probesport: iheartscotch: You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

Goddamnitsomuch.

I just came in here to post "And you may ask yourself, my god what have I done!"

anyway +1 on getting here first.


You can blame the woke up 5 hours early and can't fall back to sleep division; those guys work crazy hours.
 
2012-06-27 12:12:06 PM  
Nobody is asking the important question; what video game was he playing?
 
2012-06-27 12:29:02 PM  
Should have just gone for a walk.
 
2012-06-27 03:31:49 PM  
But what happened to obbop ?and why doesn't he respond to hassling from the Internet ? Why is he unhappy ?
 
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